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(Some Guy)   Vice President Dick Cheney plans to travel to the Republic of Georgia next week and shoot Putin in the face   (eastvalleytribune.com) divider line 84
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2008-08-28 08:19:45 PM
You don't have to be president of Russia to get shot in the face by a dick.
 
2008-08-28 08:22:19 PM
I LOL'd.
 
2008-08-28 08:24:26 PM
NutWrench: You don't have to be president of Russia to get shot in the face by a dick.

Bravo!
 
2008-08-28 09:28:11 PM
Putin's a geriatric lawyer? Who knew?
 
2008-08-28 09:39:44 PM
I was in a pretty foul mood.

Thanks for making me laugh my ass off, submitter.
 
2008-08-28 09:49:56 PM
Heh... battle of the dick-heads.

My money's on Putin, though. Looks like he would chew Cheney up and spit him out, shotgun or no.
 
2008-08-28 10:33:01 PM
keylock71: Heh... battle of the dick-heads.

My money's on Putin, though. Looks like he would chew Cheney up and spit him out, shotgun or no.


Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Hmm. Too close to call.
 
2008-08-28 10:41:01 PM
Sgt Otter: keylock71: Heh... battle of the dick-heads.

My money's on Putin, though. Looks like he would chew Cheney up and spit him out, shotgun or no.

Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Hmm. Too close to call.


Ah, but you are forgetting about Cheney's driver!

thephoenix.com
 
2008-08-28 10:48:55 PM
Sgt Otter: Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Cheney has death vision. I'm surprised how often people forget about that.
 
2008-08-28 10:53:03 PM
nashBridges: Sgt Otter: Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Cheney has death vision. I'm surprised how often people forget about that.


z.about.com
 
2008-08-28 11:06:48 PM
I had a joke I was going to make, but it would be like a wet firecracker compared to Nutwrench's atomic bomb.
 
2008-08-28 11:26:08 PM
NutWrench: You don't have to be president of Russia to get shot in the face by a dick.

over in the boobies.
 
2008-08-29 12:10:23 AM
Actually, Putin is no longer President of Russia. He put some dumbass he dug up somewhere in the office, took the #2 position in the government, but he actually runs things behind the scenes.

So he and Cheney are more likely to just high-five each other if they meet.
 
2008-08-29 12:19:52 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-29 12:46:56 AM
I think it's cute that Dick thinks he can stroll over there, whip out his cock and tell the Russians what to do.

Like retarded children are cute.
 
2008-08-29 12:47:05 AM
Sgt Otter: Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Hmm. Too close to call.


www.lib.virginia.edu

Does he know Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah, too?
 
2008-08-29 04:00:01 AM
Flan: I was in a pretty foul mood.

Thanks for making me laugh my ass off, submitter.


The only time I've ever chortled at a headline--very blunt and to the point. Well played, submitter!
 
2008-08-29 04:00:02 AM
Hey I know! While all our troops are busy fighting for..well who knows anymore, lets piss off the Russians! I think its a republican's job.. NAY.. duty to screw things up as much as possible before a peace loving Democrat takes over to clean things up.
 
2008-08-29 04:03:00 AM
Putin seen making preperations:

cache.daylife.com
 
2008-08-29 04:08:32 AM
Flan: I was in a pretty foul mood.

Thanks for making me laugh my ass off, submitter.


i142.photobucket.com

/pretty sneaky sis
 
2008-08-29 04:10:28 AM
SilentStrider: NutWrench: You don't have to be president of Russia to get shot in the face by a dick.

over in the boobies.


Better there then in the eyes.
 
2008-08-29 04:10:41 AM
If he actually did that, he should get the hero tag for it.
 
2008-08-29 04:12:26 AM
Russian troops attacked Georgia earlier this month after a simmering conflict over the breakaway region of South Ossetia boiled over into open conflict and the Georgian army attempted to wrest control of the region from separatist launched an unprovoked attack against civilians. Fixed that for the article.
 
2008-08-29 04:12:39 AM
Subby almost owed me a new keyboard.
 
2008-08-29 04:18:02 AM
TorqueToad: Subby almost owed me a new keyboard.

Same here. Personally, I think that "shoot [blank] in the face" is a statement of extreme inherent funniness, and that the one clean spot on Cheney's otherwise turd-smeared legacy will be the fact that he brought that phrase into the common vernacular.
 
2008-08-29 04:20:41 AM
img206.imageshack.us

It's obvious who will win.
 
2008-08-29 04:22:28 AM
NutWrench: You don't have to be president of Russia to get shot in the face by a dick.

Call me a retard, but before you do, explain to me why this is funny.

I know about Cheney shooting that guy on a hunting trip, so I imagine that's part of it. Please fill me in on the rest so I can yuk along.

I admit, I'm clueless.
 
2008-08-29 04:28:43 AM
SuperCatBarf: I know about Cheney shooting that guy on a hunting trip, so I imagine that's part of it. Please fill me in on the rest so I can yuk along.

I admit, I'm clueless.


The word dick, when uncapitalized, often refers to a penis. Guns have a phallic image, and often "shooting" is either slang or analogy for ejaculation. In conclusion, I hope that dick shoots you in the face.
 
2008-08-29 04:31:03 AM
Funny, funny headline. I spit wine all over the keyboard. Oh well need a new one anyway. Good Job submitter.
 
2008-08-29 04:41:02 AM
BravadoGT: Sgt Otter: keylock71: Heh... battle of the dick-heads.

My money's on Putin, though. Looks like he would chew Cheney up and spit him out, shotgun or no.

Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Hmm. Too close to call.

Ah, but you are forgetting about Cheney's driver!


Putin goes fishing. Barechested. In Siberia. I still think he wins.
 
2008-08-29 04:52:37 AM
nutrapuff: Funny, funny headline. I spit wine all over the keyboard. Oh well need a new one anyway. Good Job submitter.

wine? damn, those negroes are sure gettin' uppity, eh?
 
2008-08-29 04:55:43 AM
BravadoGT: Sgt Otter: keylock71: Heh... battle of the dick-heads.

My money's on Putin, though. Looks like he would chew Cheney up and spit him out, shotgun or no.

Let's see, a former KGB field agent trained in Systema and Sambo, versus a guy who got five deferments to skip out on Vietnam and has a heart attack if he blinks too fast.

Hmm. Too close to call.

Ah, but you are forgetting about Cheney's driver!



I wonder who would win in a battle royale in the Thunderdome: Dick Cheney and Jack Bauer vs Pooty Poot and Ivan Drago
 
2008-08-29 04:59:07 AM
haugh:

Putin goes fishing. Barechested. In Siberia. I still think he wins.


That's the most bad ass thing I've heard about any living world leader. He may be totalitarian leader of a kleptocracy, but that's still cool.

/Teddy Roosevelt could easily fark your day up and therefore is the most bad ass leader in modern history.
 
2008-08-29 04:59:57 AM
Why would he talk to Putin? I think he'd be better off talking to President Medvedev. Putin's gone.
 
2008-08-29 05:06:52 AM
www.familyguyfiles.com

Sorry I thought you were a deer.
 
2008-08-29 05:12:25 AM
Rethorn: SuperCatBarf: I know about Cheney shooting that guy on a hunting trip, so I imagine that's part of it. Please fill me in on the rest so I can yuk along.

I admit, I'm clueless.

The word dick, when uncapitalized, often refers to a penis. Guns have a phallic image, and often "shooting" is either slang or analogy for ejaculation. In conclusion, I hope that dick shoots you in the face.


lolrotff. coffee out the nose, (missed keyboard and monitor) choking, gasping for breath, tears running down my face. I shouldn't laugh like this this early in the morning. The neighbors sleep in until noon, and are not amused by my hearty laughter. (banging on wall as I type) Fark em. Thanks.
 
2008-08-29 05:13:28 AM
Rethorn: SuperCatBarf: I know about Cheney shooting that guy on a hunting trip, so I imagine that's part of it. Please fill me in on the rest so I can yuk along.

I admit, I'm clueless.

The word dick, when uncapitalized, often refers to a penis. Guns have a phallic image, and often "shooting" is either slang or analogy for ejaculation. In conclusion, I hope that dick shoots you in the face.


Classy.
 
2008-08-29 05:44:59 AM
Why would you ever expect something like class to be displayed on Fark?
 
2008-08-29 05:57:18 AM
blaXXer: nutrapuff: Funny, funny headline. I spit wine all over the keyboard. Oh well need a new one anyway. Good Job submitter.

wine? damn, those negroes are sure gettin' uppity, eh?


haha I *just* finished watching that movie again.
 
2008-08-29 06:56:41 AM
Duck!
 
2008-08-29 06:57:24 AM
What is this? Backyard executive branch facial 7?
 
2008-08-29 06:57:52 AM
You mean the fat coward is coming out of hiding from his undisclosed location.
 
2008-08-29 07:28:10 AM
Subby wins the intertubes.

Great headline.
 
2008-08-29 07:52:16 AM
Go fark yourself, Cheney.
 
2008-08-29 07:58:11 AM
SuperCatBarf: Rethorn: SuperCatBarf: I know about Cheney shooting that guy on a hunting trip, so I imagine that's part of it. Please fill me in on the rest so I can yuk along.

I admit, I'm clueless.

The word dick, when uncapitalized, often refers to a penis. Guns have a phallic image, and often "shooting" is either slang or analogy for ejaculation. In conclusion, I hope that dick shoots you in the face.

Classy.


Funny comment, considering your screen name...
 
2008-08-29 08:04:32 AM
There are no Russians in Georgia, I look outside and don't see them. They said there were tanks, those are very big, I would see those.

-some Atlantian
 
2008-08-29 08:05:04 AM
keylock71:
Funny comment, considering your screen name...


Call me crazy, but I think there's quite a huge gap between a screen name based on being amused by one's pets hocking up furballs and someone telling me they hope someone ejaculates in my face.
 
2008-08-29 08:16:29 AM
Sgt Otter:

Came here for that, leave satisfied
 
2008-08-29 08:25:31 AM
Why would a man proven to be a total failure at foreign policy, a total failure at diplomacy and out of office in several months even attempt to intervene in such a situation?

The lying SOB is attempting to crank up another war and once again kickstart the cold war. It's been his gig as defacto president: Engage the USA in as many conflicts as he can, so he and his military industrial complex buddies have plenty of income opportunties for the future.

Nothing good could possibly come from this trip, and the worst vice president in American history can still do a lot of damage to the future of America if not closely monitored.
 
2008-08-29 08:50:13 AM
If the headline were true, this would deserve the HERO tag.
 
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