She's kinda hot now that an entire buttock has been removed from each of her cheeks.

finally stopped blowing her monies on coach powder stamped gold crusted doughnuts and invested into some plastic surgery and cocaine. more surgery kelly...more cocaine kelly.

They were at a party for Tide and Downey total care washing liquid? They throw parties when new detergents drop?

I knew he was insane. I didn't realize that he's losing his eyesight.

Does anyone else feel nauseous?

If he proposes to her, do you imagine that he'll get down on one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES? KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

Take a lesson from the master, Mr. Rose.

Atomic Spunk: I knew he was insane. I didn't realize that he's losing his eyesight.

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

WearTheFoxHat: Does anyone else feel nauseous?

I would imagine that the FARK grammar nazis feel nauseated, but that's just a guess.

knock knock knocking up hellish whore, hey hey hey

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If he proposes to her, do you imagine that he'll get down on one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES? KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

+1
/would LOL again

reaction

oh fark, you and your throwing away pics after i post

Do not lot friends operate heavy machinery after drinking.

I was listening to early GNR the other day, Appetite for Destruction, GNR Lies, Use your illusion I and II....man, they were good when they were heavily into drugs. Now that Axl looks like he's had as much plastic surgery as Kenny Rogers and Kelly Osbourne 15 mins are all used up, I could easily do without either of them, so fark away if you want to, Axl.

/All he needs is a little patience. Yeaaaaaaah...yeah.....just a little patience....yeaaaaaah.....yeah.....
//He's been walkin the streets at night
///Just tryin to get it right...

Kelly Osborne could have told Axl Rose that she knows Tommy Hilfiger. And Axl would have gone running.

Seriously, who gets their ass kicked by a fashion designer?

You know Kelly Osborne isn't entirely unhittable. If for nothing else just to keep her whiney mouth shut.

"AHHHHHH..." sounds way too pleasant if you ask me.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If he proposes to her, do you imagine that he'll get down on one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES? KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

Wow, I'm pretty sure you've just won a big and shiny series of tubes...

Axl's new pick up line

"Come here, lemme show you my little Asian Aristocrat!"

Democracy will never happen.

jason103: He's come a long way from Stephanie Seymour.

A long, long way. (Although the pics that accompany the article are the most flattering of Kelly that I've ever seen of her... still.)

If I were to caption what Stephanie was thinking, it would have to be "Please just kill me. And then put me in one of those weird coffins with a mirror splitting my body in half..."

I don't know. I heard Ozzy say, not my "Sweet Child O'Mine."

Seriously, why couldn't Axl keep it together? GnR could've been my generation's Led Zeppelin. Instead, we got one amazing album and one (two?) good ones. He really needs to be biatch slapped, the dumbass. If he would've taken the Kurt Cobain route, he'd be a legend now.

I bet it's because it's like having sex with Ozzy, but not really. He wanted to do her because he *really* wants to fark him, but "he can't go there."

or something

stupid tattoos on her feet btw

EvilElecBlanket: Instead, we got one amazing album and one (two?) good ones.

I'd say it's definitely two good ones as Illusion I & II were released as separate records, instead of either one four-CD opus, or a fat trimmed double-CD masterpiece that could have been almost as good as 'Appetite.' After all, I still maintain that November Rain was their best single, and that's on Illusion I

/Loves me some G'N'R
//Axl's new band is not G'N'R
///He needs Slash, Duff & Izzy
////They need him
//Velvet Revolver blows goats.

rekoil: Take a lesson from the master, Mr. Rose.

all kinds of win there

You know what? I LOVE her. Shes not the typical hollywood kind of girl. Shes not skinny, shes not blonde, shes not tan and you don't see her whoring it up like most of her peers. Sure, she was a druggy but it seems that shes cleaned up her act nowadays.

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what happened to her boobs?
i thought she was rather bouxom and voluptuous or something...
oh well.

Did anyone expect something different from a sleaze rocker?

GnR used to fark everything, it was part of their job.

Quantum Apostrophe: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wwffan7385: [DO NOT WANT picture]

Really?

You don't think this looks damn good?

OK then, more for me!

Mother of mercy, she's been at the gym, look at those legs! Hey ladies! Take a good look! Learn from her!

Yeah, for the record, i hadn't seen that pic before.

I'm more disturbed by the idea of having a party for the launch of new laundry detergents. Dear sweet FSM.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wwffan7385: [DO NOT WANT picture]

Really?

You don't think this looks damn good?

OK then, more for me!



Yea sorry, but I"ll take a piece of that too. Wouldn't marry her unless she cleaned up her act and started using her brain a bit more, but I'll hit it and brag.

Granted, she's all dolled up in the TFA pic, but I'll be damned if she's not cleaning up nicely now-a-days. I'm impressed.

She looks great!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

If he proposes to her, do you imagine that he'll get down on one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES? KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

You do indeed rock, sir.

/ 1+

This girl goes back and forth from horrid to hit-it faster then Axl went from rock star to joke.

Kelly Osbourne looks better than Axl does now.

Also, you know what? Her first album's kinda fun in a sort of Ramones-type way, dumb catchy tunes with loud guitars.

From Stephanie Seymore to Kelly Osbourne? How far the mighty have fallen.

Damn, she's cleaned up alright.

Wow! She looks damn good in that pic. She does seem to go from hot to meh pretty fast, but even in her meh phases I'd hit it.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If he proposes to her, do you imagine that he'll get down on one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES? KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

nice. thread over.

Kthnxbai.


/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo - o - whoa-whoa-whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa.... yeah - yeah.