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(Washington Post)   Fewer Japanese women having babies because they don't want to get married to childish Japanese men. Also, babies are expensive, and why bring a child into a world with a looming threat of Godzilla?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 252
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2008-08-28 03:59:02 PM
You raff, you ruse.
 
2008-08-28 03:59:06 PM
Hhhmm.... Japanese school girls....

/bring out Pedo Bear
 
2008-08-28 03:59:25 PM
Opti: BlorfMaster:


Considering the type of girls most white guys end up with in that kind of arrangement, the kids probably aren't even his and he's probably shelling out money to her every month, so I don't blame him for not changing the diapers.


Naw, they are clearly his. Little slant-eyed kids with jew-fro's
 
2008-08-28 03:59:45 PM
i love japanese culture. apparently its normal to see a japanese man strutting along the side walk while his wife and children struggle carrying groceries or watever behind him.
at least thats what an aquantience of mine who has actually been to japan told me
 
2008-08-28 03:59:57 PM
hej: It's always seemed strange to me that such densely populated countries are concerned about declining birthrates.

because that means there will soon be lots of old, retired people, but no young people to work and pay taxes for them or take care of them.
 
2008-08-28 04:00:30 PM
I think a bigger (or perhaps smaller?) part of the reason is what is called "chopstick cock".
I am no porn star, but the few times I have been with Japanese women, they screamed like they were being impaled on a baseball bat.
 
2008-08-28 04:00:36 PM
*Cues Blue Oyster Cult*

ohhhhhhhh nooo!! dere go tokyo, go go godzirra!

/woops Japanese version
 
2008-08-28 04:00:57 PM
Atomic Spunk: Why are the Japanese women blaming the men? If they shaved their hairy snatches and didn't welp like hurt little girls when having sex, maybe the men would want to have sex more often.

/I base all of my opinions on the pornos I watch


Around here we just say "I blame Bush"
 
2008-08-28 04:01:00 PM
TheLoveOfIsis: TheKnownUniverse

Truer words were never spoken. *bows*


got-damnit, so much!
 
2008-08-28 04:01:11 PM
omelete: TossedSaladMan: Atomic Spunk: Why are the Japanese women blaming the men? If they shaved their hairy snatches and didn't welp like hurt little girls when having sex, maybe the men would want to have sex more often.

/I base all of my opinions on the pornos I watch

I wondered about the little girl noise also. I am more perverted than the next guy, but what a turnoff.

It's not just the noise. The body language also makes it seem like they're rather be doing ANYTHING else instead. Does the idea of repulsing your partner turn on Japanese men?


From their crying I just assumed that their partners 3 inch penis was too much for them to handle.
 
2008-08-28 04:01:28 PM
topcon: Hey, someone should tell them that millions of Japanimation watching, Pokemon-playing 35 year old dorks in the United States are willing to marry them.

One keyboard, sir!
 
2008-08-28 04:01:53 PM
RetiredTroll: I am no porn star, but the few times I have been with Japanese women, they screamed like they were being impaled on a baseball bat.

1. yeah, sure
2. probably out of regret at whom they were boffing
 
2008-08-28 04:02:18 PM
I feel for her, but somehow I still think the Japanese men are getting just as raw a deal as the ladies. Look what happened in America in the last 40 years:

American Ladies: We want opportunities to work just like the men!
American Economy: Perfect timing! You can't afford to live on one salary anymore, anyway!
Almost every American: WTF?!?!?
 
2008-08-28 04:02:24 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

I bring nothing to the table on this one
 
2008-08-28 04:02:34 PM
RetiredTroll: I think a bigger (or perhaps smaller?) part of the reason is what is called "chopstick cock".
I am no porn star, but the few times I have been with Japanese women, they screamed like they were being impaled on a baseball bat.


Thanks for the lawls.
 
2008-08-28 04:03:08 PM
This hasn't turned into a hot asian chick tread yet?!? You guys are teh gay...
 
2008-08-28 04:03:27 PM
nanka taihen dattan dakedo...
 
2008-08-28 04:04:07 PM
They're going crazy for Korean men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORpVjpkGr0

/My how times change
 
2008-08-28 04:04:31 PM
TossedSaladMan: Atomic Spunk: Why are the Japanese women blaming the men? If they shaved their hairy snatches and didn't welp like hurt little girls when having sex, maybe the men would want to have sex more often.

/I base all of my opinions on the pornos I watch

I wondered about the little girl noise also. I am more perverted than the next guy, but what a turnoff.


Well, from experience it isn't too far off. Admittedly, my sample size is very small, but that description pretty much nails it. She gave GREAT head, wouldn't shave the ol' snatch, and sounded like she was in pain during sex. Sex is no fun when every 30 seconds you feel the need to make sure she's ok and that you aren't hurting her.

The biggest reason we broke up was that she would never have an opinion on anything. Everything was "whatever you want to do" or "whatever you like".

She was a very interesting person though and a very talented artist.
 
2008-08-28 04:05:03 PM
I don't care if they don't wanna marry, are they into tons of wild sex with gaijin? No babies, no commitments and no washing bacon strips off the guy from Gung Ho's tighty-whiteys.
 
2008-08-28 04:05:30 PM
TossedSaladMan: omelete: TossedSaladMan: Atomic Spunk: Why are the Japanese women blaming the men? If they shaved their hairy snatches and didn't welp like hurt little girls when having sex, maybe the men would want to have sex more often.

/I base all of my opinions on the pornos I watch

I wondered about the little girl noise also. I am more perverted than the next guy, but what a turnoff.

It's not just the noise. The body language also makes it seem like they're rather be doing ANYTHING else instead. Does the idea of repulsing your partner turn on Japanese men?

From their crying I just assumed that their partners 3 inch penis was too much for them to handle.


Yeah..it's a bit distracting when the girl is whining instead of moaning.

If you see one of those vids with about 50 girls getting nailed at once, it sounds like a whiny flock of geese or something.
 
2008-08-28 04:05:32 PM
i'm driving my life away: i love japanese culture. apparently its normal to see a japanese man strutting along the side walk while his wife and children struggle carrying groceries or watever behind him.

Sounds like Utah.
 
2008-08-28 04:05:40 PM
albo: because that means there will soon be lots of old, retired people, but no young people to work and pay taxes for them or take care of them.

Very true. And because of their crazy restrictive immigration policies, it's gonna be worse.
 
2008-08-28 04:06:29 PM
fotojenic: Tentacles are painful, mmmkay?

So you know this how?

..and make sure to speak slowly when you repeat okay

*fap*
 
2008-08-28 04:06:53 PM
This year, Fukuda's government is pushing a "work-life balance" program that addresses the country's famously punishing work ethic. It pressures companies to shoo workers (primarily men) out of the office at night...

...and into the bars with their buddies.

/maybe they've all caught teh ghey?
 
2008-08-28 04:07:27 PM
This text is now purple: It's actually pronounced as it's spelled in the US, it's just not stressed how you'd think it would be stressed.

\It's not stressed at all
\\So it sounds like go-dzil-la


CURSES! You haven't heard the last from me, we'll settle this at Japanophilio-Con. Shall we say, Keroppies and Afro-Kens at 20 paces?
 
2008-08-28 04:08:01 PM
daverrod: I blame bukkake.

....which is Japanese for "bad aim" ?
 
2008-08-28 04:08:32 PM
Send em my way. I'm sure they'll take to me childish American man charm quite well.
 
2008-08-28 04:09:00 PM
img296.imageshack.us

/that is awhr
 
2008-08-28 04:09:18 PM
In Japan, the percentage of women who remain single into their 30s has more than doubled since 1980. The trend is similar in Taiwan, Singapore, South Korea, and the booming Chinese cities of Shanghai and Beijing.

To be honest there is a similar trend in the US as well. And the guys seem to just about be the same as well acording to her description.
 
2008-08-28 04:09:21 PM
And the Japanese men are all looking at gaijin porn because Japanese women all have legs like daikon radishes:

www.wholefoodsmarket.com
 
2008-08-28 04:10:09 PM
ShawnDoc:
Well, from experience it isn't too far off. Admittedly, my sample size is very small, but that description pretty much nails it. She gave GREAT head, wouldn't shave the ol' snatch, and sounded like she was in pain during sex. Sex is no fun when every 30 seconds you feel the need to make sure she's ok and that you aren't hurting her.

The biggest reason we broke up was that she would never have an opinion on anything. Everything was "whatever you want to do" or "whatever you like".

She was a very interesting person though and a very talented artist.


I lol'd
 
2008-08-28 04:10:25 PM
FTFA: "We need to organize our society so that women and families will be able to raise children while working," Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda said in an interview in May. "I think we still lack adequate efforts on that front."

So the proposed fix is not "maybe Japanese men should reconsider their chauvinistic momma's boys attitude." It's "we need to make it easier for Japanese women to work harder."

Got it.

/can't imagine why fewer women are getting married & having kids
 
2008-08-28 04:10:52 PM
ShawnDoc: TossedSaladMan:

The biggest reason we broke up was that she would never have an opinion on anything. Everything was "whatever you want to do" or "whatever you like".
.


shiat. Hook me up. My ex was like:

Me: wanna do this?
ex: no.
me: how about this?
ex: ew, no
me: what about this?
ex: no
me: well, what do YOU want to do?
ex: I dunno.

sigh.
 
2008-08-28 04:11:16 PM
MentorLegion: I feel for her, but somehow I still think the Japanese men are getting just as raw a deal as the ladies. Look what happened in America in the last 40 years:

American Ladies: We want opportunities to work just like the men!
American Economy: Perfect timing! You can't afford to live on one salary anymore, anyway!
Almost every American: WTF?!?!?


LOLZ So true....so heartbreakingly true.
 
2008-08-28 04:12:30 PM
MedicDance: They're going crazy for Korean men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KORpVjpkGr0

/My how times change


Wow. So, Japanese women are swooning over gay, Korean men?
 
2008-08-28 04:12:36 PM
Nick Nostril: I thought it was all because the men work 100 hours a week and then go out and get hammered with their buddies after work. 7 days a week.

/doesn't leave much time for nooky


Sake d!ck isn't much fun, either.

Epossumondas: Is it just my daughter's friends?

No. I farking LOVE asian men. My FI is half Korean and he is sofa king hot. I'm sure our babies will be cute.
 
2008-08-28 04:12:37 PM
I am no porn star, but the few times I have been with Japanese women, they screamed like they were being impaled on a baseball bat.

I've noticed this too. I'm guessing it's cultural...there seems to be a heavy emphasis on female submissiveness. This would also explain why more liberated/educated Japanese women want no part of traditional arrangements.
 
2008-08-28 04:13:26 PM
I'm sorry, this is going to sound bad.

Only American Japanese people are attractive. Every picture I've seen of Japanese people living there, are ugly as sin.
 
2008-08-28 04:13:45 PM
There's very little Japanese porn I've found that is actually a turn on to me. Most of it is pixellated, plus the women are lying there with their eyes closed making little weird noises, they do not look like they enjoy sex at all. Then they always have to have obligatory peeing, mechanical toy and speculum play and liberal usage of oil/glycerin. No sir, I don't like it.
 
2008-08-28 04:14:28 PM
mekkab: TheLoveOfIsis: TheKnownUniverse

Truer words were never spoken. *bows*

got-damnit, so much!


Deserves a party
 
2008-08-28 04:14:43 PM
hej: It's always seemed strange to me that such densely populated countries are concerned about declining birthrates.

A lotta these countries have socialist policies that require a workforce to pay for. If everyone is retired and there's nobody behind them, things tend to not get paid for.

/See: baby boomers and social security
 
2008-08-28 04:15:26 PM
Damn that was an illiterate post.
 
2008-08-28 04:15:45 PM
daverrod: I blame bukkake.

I ror'z
 
2008-08-28 04:16:13 PM
Tat'dGreaser: Only American Japanese people are attractive. Every picture I've seen of Japanese people living there, are ugly as sin.

Don't feel bad Tat... out of all women and everyone here knows I have an appreciation for all women.... I just don't find asian girls that attractive.

I mean I'll still bone em, but if I had my choice, the asian would be last on the list.
 
2008-08-28 04:16:18 PM
albo: hej: It's always seemed strange to me that such densely populated countries are concerned about declining birthrates.

because that means there will soon be lots of old, retired people, but no young people to work and pay taxes for them or take care of them.


Exactly. It's not the overall population, it's the age distribution. The U.S. will have a similar problem with the boomers retiring, albeit slightly less severe.

albo: RetiredTroll: I am no porn star, but the few times I have been with Japanese women, they screamed like they were being impaled on a baseball bat.

1. yeah, sure


Seems like a way to judge this might be the comparative size of the vibes, etc. that are bestsellers in the respective countries.
 
2008-08-28 04:16:50 PM
No. Tentacle rape, submitter. That and the bear.

You know the one.
 
2008-08-28 04:17:14 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Don't feel bad Tat... out of all women and everyone here knows I have an appreciation for all women.... I just don't find asian girls that attractive.

I mean I'll still bone em, but if I had my choice, the asian would be last on the list.


Oh no, I find Asian women attractive but thats because more then likely they were born here.
 
2008-08-28 04:17:14 PM
Epossumondas: Good! More Asian men for my daughter and her friends to pick from, and cute grandbabies for me!

/Is it just my daughter's friends? They only watched the Olympics when there were Asian men competing.


That's different. Until recently, I was a little worried about men of asian decent in North America having trouble finding mates, since they tend to be shorter than the average population (male height takes a few generations to catch up once you become rich). I'd often hear women of asian decent saying they refused to date men of their background. Recently, though, I've seen plenty of asian guys around DC dating blonds, so that was a big sigh of relief.

Inter-racial dating is great and I encourage and participate in it, but it's a little worrisome if the gender ratio appears lopsided.

/when it comes to the hotties, I am equal opportunity
//when it comes to the notties, I'm wanted for crimes against humanity by the United Nations
 
2008-08-28 04:18:03 PM
I saw a Japanese guy at work who was jerking off into the urinal. WTF dude, the stalls are like right there!
 
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