Seacop: I_AM_M: BonesJackson
Yer an id10t. Someone should rape you just on principle, then deny you health care.

also the 10 in idiot. I'm curious about that too.

Seacop: Seacop: I_AM_M: BonesJackson
Yer an id10t. Someone should rape you just on principle, then deny you health care.

also the 10 in idiot. I'm curious about that too.

I think maybe I_AM_M has a filter on their spellcheck that takes out profanities.

here's my prediction:



and

My cats breath smells of cat food.

Seacop: Seacop: I_AM_M: BonesJackson
Yer an id10t. Someone should rape you just on principle, then deny you health care.

also the 10 in idiot. I'm curious about that too.

Military jargon. Fill out your I-D-10-T form today?

I think maybe I_AM_M has a filter on their spellcheck that takes out profanities.

Idiot is a profanity? Maybe you're right about the fundie thing.

Seacop: Really? All that because abortion isn't a as high a political issue with him as say the war, the ecnonomy, or renewable energy?

Kinda harsh.

Abortion will never, ever, ever go away. Conservatives will huff and puff about it to get the fundies all a'bluster, but at the end of the day, Repubs love abortion. After all, all the good 'family values' cats aren't abortin' their young... no, it's the social liberals.

If abortion hadn't been legalized back in '73, you'd have a democratic supermajority.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: He's going to call his supporters at 3am

(that's when he gets up for his second pee of the night)

3am? when michelle and hillary are up up waiting for their husbands to come rolling in.

Whats the hero tag for? I mustard have missed something.
Lettuce not forget the cheese this old sailor boy has spread
on my already toasted kaiser bun.

/aka. Please ditch the hero tag, this guy sucks donkey balls.

One F Jef: Military jargon. Fill out your I-D-10-T form today?

Wow that's old Military Jargon, that and the GU-11.

BonesJackson: From the article: "but officials said he was considering one or more candidates who support abortion rights."

Abortion issues matter so little to the well being of our country I can't even believe people consider it when deciding on a candidate.

Um, it matters a HELL of a lot, to people who have a uterus particularly, but it should matter to everyone because it's an issue of a person's right over their own bodies and health care.

Many more women than you think have had one or more abortions. It's a big deal that they are safe and legal. Your sister might have had one, your mom or aunt might have had one; of your female coworkers, someone's probably had one at some point. They may have had more than one.

People who are not ready to have children end up pregnant all the time. They have to be able to have options in that situation so they can choose what's best for them.

Aeonic_Blue: Abortion will never, ever, ever go away. Conservatives will huff and puff about it to get the fundies all a'bluster, but at the end of the day, Repubs love abortion. After all, all the good 'family values' cats aren't abortin' their young... no, it's the social liberals.

If abortion hadn't been legalized back in '73, you'd have a democratic supermajority.

I understand all of that, I'm just bustin' on I_AM_M's balls for having a hissy fit.

BeSerious: Whats the hero tag for? I mustard have missed something.
Lettuce not forget the cheese this old sailor boy has spread
on my already toasted kaiser bun.

/aka. Please ditch the hero tag, this guy sucks donkey balls.

He's so a hero!

/you didn't forget he was a POW right?

:)

DrBenway: According to a new poll, 20% of McCain supporters would be less likely to vote for him with a pro-abortion rights VP candidate. So believe it


according to another poll 100% of McCain supporters are either retarded or have been dead for the past 8 years.

McCain / Bill O Rielly 08

DrBenway: According to a new poll, 20% of McCain supporters would be less likely to vote for him with a pro-abortion rights VP candidate. So believe it.

That's hardly a representative poll. Everyone knows that a sizable portion of McCain's supporters are still afraid of that 'demon box' which pretends to be the voices of their friends and family.

Picking a candidate for a single social issue is pretty bad. Everyone knows you pick a candidate that gives you more votes!

at80eighty: McCain / Bill O Rielly 08

Sadly that would probably do better than the crash and burn I would hope for.

Could someone remind Subby that making old jokes about McCain is as tired out as a 57 year old whore?

And would someone explain to me why this is news? ...they didnt mention who the running mate is. With all his comments about Obama I would love to see Hilary. I mean he's quoted her enough.

/get off my lawn

cardex: according to another poll 100% of McCain supporters are either retarded or have been dead for the past 8 years.

I would say that about 50% of Republican voters are happy with the last 8 years. A chunk of the other 50% (I wouldn't speculate on how many) are completely behind John McCain and always have been, even though they didn't like the last 8 years. The rest of them didn't like the last 8 years, don't care for McCain, but hate the idea of a Democrat in the White House.

twigliot: And would someone explain to me why this is news?

Well, we knew he was announcing Friday. Now we know that he won't be selecting someone randomly from the audience, so there's less incentive to show up.

twigliot: Could someone remind Subby that making old jokes about McCain is as tired out as a 57 year old whore?

man i so agree with you - like 101% even

know what's equally tired? people who beat the word POW to death


...

Larry MahnkenWell, we knew he was announcing Friday. Now we know that he won't be selecting someone randomly from the audience, so there's less incentive to show up.

I lol'ed. Thank you.

FTFA: Sen. McCain has chosen his running mate and the person will be notified on Thursday...

You think he'd at least have the courtesy to mention it to them in advance.

FTA: McCain's cabin in Sedona, Ariz

In other news McCains's cabin in Sedona, Arizona is thirty-six times the square footage of one of my houses. I mean my house.

Cuthbert Allgood: here's my prediction:

and


Polenta is just elitist as arugula is.

The lucky selectee...

\Control_this: Polenta is just elitist as arugula is.

i thought polenta was just a fancy word for grits.

Larry Mahnken: twigliot: And would someone explain to me why this is news?

Well, we knew he was announcing Friday. Now we know that he won't be selecting someone randomly from the audience, so there's less incentive to show up.

People show up to see McCain? By people I mean not the media. Does the media even show up?

orbister: You think he'd at least have the courtesy to mention it to them in advance.

He doesn't want them to run away when the Secret Service shows up, thinking that they've come for their counterfeiting operations in the basement.

Larry Mahnken: I would say that about 50% of Republican voters are happy with the last 8 years.

i would say its closer to .01%-.02% seeing how that is the percentage of the country that is actually doing better financially over the past 8 years.

Aeonic_Blue: McCain-Santorum, baby!!

Just because I want another awesome shot of his wiener kids crying when he loses.

Oh, please, please, please.

I'll be waiting for a Telex announcing the news.

cardex: i would say its closer to .01%-.02% seeing how that is the percentage of the country that is actually doing better financially over the past 8 years.

Look at Bush's approval ratings. All those people are voting McCain (both Obama and Barr are running anti-Bush campaigns). That's about half of McCain's support.

bobbette: BonesJackson: From the article: "but officials said he was considering one or more candidates who support abortion rights."

Abortion issues matter so little to the well being of our country I can't even believe people consider it when deciding on a candidate.

Um, it matters a HELL of a lot, to people who have a uterus particularly, but it should matter to everyone because it's an issue of a person's right over their own bodies and health care.

Many more women than you think have had one or more abortions. It's a big deal that they are safe and legal. Your sister might have had one, your mom or aunt might have had one; of your female coworkers, someone's probably had one at some point. They may have had more than one.

People who are not ready to have children end up pregnant all the time. They have to be able to have options in that situation so they can choose what's best for them.


Please don't preaching to me like I said I was pro/anti anything; I never even brought that up.

The point is we are currently at war. We are currently in a recession. We are currently experiencing an energy crisis, and yet voters are fretting about the eventuality of an unwanted pregnancy? Well no, actually. It's just a dividing line and they want to be on the right side of it. And the candidates are pandering to those crowds and we're all losing because of it.

I figured he would release it via Morse code.

Philly: I figured he would release it via Morse code.

See, now, I thought they were waiting until Friday because archaeologists haven't yet found the Rosetta stone for the language he speaks.

Let's see, my personal hopes for McCain's veep spot:

Guiliani, "My friends, noun, verb, pow, 9/11"
Jindal, the guy is like 35, a faith healer and exorcist, plus he's brown.
Romney, They got along really well during the primary, and the general population really loves his Mormonness.
Lieberman, the anti abortionists will really really love that.
Hillary, Hell, he could grab her since Obama didn't (he might get the Hillary supporters, but the Republicans would flee that ship fast)

Hero Tag?

...

Meh.

Spikey206: Hero Tag?

Well, he is a hero.

Doesn't mean he should be President.

Migaloo: If you monitor McCraps eye blinks in Icode it seems to read mit rom, whatevar that means.

I know he's old and near hospice, but is it really time to analyze him like Terry Schiavo?

Larry Mahnken: twigliot: And would someone explain to me why this is news?

Well, we knew he was announcing Friday. Now we know that he won't be selecting someone randomly from the audience, so there's less incentive to show up.

That made me LOL, too. Thanks.

sloppy shoes: Philly: I figured he would release it via Morse code.

See, now, I thought they were waiting until Friday because archaeologists haven't yet found the Rosetta stone for the language he speaks.

I've been able to crack the language he uses, without a Rosetta stone. It took me some time, but(t) I figured it out after squeezing enough stool.

I'll give Limbaugh this much credit: he's done a pretty good job of painting McCain into a corner.

Word is, he's considering an abortion rights supporter. Limbaugh and gang are freaking the hell out.

So what happens now? Is McCain really the maverick he claims to be, a gue who will pick who he damn well wants, or will he dance like a good little puppet for the dittoheads?

It's gonna be Zombie Reagan.

taursir: Can he remember where he put the telegraph in the first place, though?

HAHA!!1! Cuz he's old!! I r clevur.

Occam's Chainsaw: McCain later refutes this statement, saying, "Cave paintings were good enough for my father, so they're good enough for me, dammit!"

HAHA!!1! Cuz he's old!! I r clevur.

markie_farkie: Maybe he'll send this out via an electro-mail, once he gets on the tubes at some point..

HAHA!!1! Cuz he's old!! I r clevur.