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(CNN)   If you can hijack a plane with over a hundred people on it and all you have is a knife, I'm all like, free plane man, it's yours   (cnn.com) divider line 131
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2008-08-26 02:44:52 PM
I'm like free knife,
and ded hijacker, personally.
 
2008-08-26 02:45:12 PM
Is it in America?...Nope....

So who do you think is going to win American Idol tonight?
 
2008-08-26 02:45:58 PM
Drakin020: Is it in America?...Nope....

So who do you think is going to win American Idol tonight?


Who cares, Ow My Balls is all new tonight!
 
2008-08-26 02:46:03 PM
hiJack the Knife

/got nothing
 
2008-08-26 02:46:05 PM
How about w/boxcutters? Nah,I never bought that story.
 
2008-08-26 02:46:10 PM
Sudan has airplanes?
 
2008-08-26 02:46:21 PM
That quit working here on Flight 93 September 11, 2001
 
2008-08-26 02:46:57 PM
Didn't anyone have a gun?

oh.
 
2008-08-26 02:47:14 PM
qrb912: That quit working here on Flight 93 September 11, 2001

Is that the plane that was shot down, but we were led to believe that the passengers brought it down?
 
2008-08-26 02:47:20 PM
Is this the appropriate time for a facepalm or am I doing it wrong?

/dnrtfa
 
2008-08-26 02:47:52 PM
If you ever drop your plane into the hands of a man with a knife, let it go, because, man, it's gone.
 
2008-08-26 02:47:58 PM
Sure....

\troll
 
2008-08-26 02:48:00 PM
That headline is a seriously deep thought
 
2008-08-26 02:49:09 PM
Maybe it was a filet knife. Them bastards are sharp. Like really sharp.
 
2008-08-26 02:49:17 PM
Who cares, Ow My Balls is all new tonight!

I'm glad I'm not the only one to make that comparison.
It is EXACTLY Ow My Balls, with less plot.

/somewhat embarrassed to enjoy it.
//it's a two beer show though.
 
2008-08-26 02:49:20 PM
Desquamation: Drakin020: Is it in America?...Nope....

So who do you think is going to win American Idol tonight?

Who cares, Ow My Balls is all new tonight!


I lol'd because it's true, in two ways.

ABC has "Wipeout", which is, of course, as close to "Ow! My Balls" as current TV will allow, and also, Hillary is going to speak tonight at the convention, which always makes me scared for my tadpole factories.
 
2008-08-26 02:49:20 PM
But he didn't get any water bottles onboard, right?
 
2008-08-26 02:49:20 PM
Drakin020: qrb912: That quit working here on Flight 93 September 11, 2001

Is that the plane that was shot down, but we were led to believe that the passengers brought it down?


i106.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-26 02:49:24 PM
Yeah...good luck trying that stateside...you'll get your ass handed to you...repeatedly.
 
2008-08-26 02:49:32 PM
seanmur: How about w/boxcutters? Nah,I never bought that story.

Well, remember, prior to 9/11 the conventional wisdom/advice to crew and passengers was to remain calm and let the hijacker have his way so that everyone would remain ok. So that, coupled with the fact that they probably sliced a few throats in front of passengers as examples was enough. Why shouldn't you believe that?

Now though assuming the hijacker just wants to land the plane safely at another location to make his point is a pretty dangerous gamble.
 
2008-08-26 02:49:56 PM
ShaniquaDon'tLiveHereNoMo': Sudan has airplanes?

also, this.
 
2008-08-26 02:50:15 PM
Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.
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2008-08-26 02:51:44 PM
AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Hey great, now we won't be allowed to bring CDs on the plane. Thanks, dick.
 
2008-08-26 02:52:11 PM
If they had only used cutlery made out of cornstarch.

seattletimes.nwsource.com

/lickydelink
 
2008-08-26 02:52:18 PM
AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Have you ever broken a CD in half? Holy shiat, they throw out some serious shrapnel.
 
2008-08-26 02:52:34 PM
Kohl: AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Hey great, now we won't be allowed to bring CDs on the plane. Thanks, dick.


People still use portable CD players?
 
2008-08-26 02:53:23 PM
FTA: Passengers on the plane include some officials from Darfur's interim government

What a surprise. I am certain this incident will underscore the imminent need for international intervention in a region plagued by famine and war, certainly we can no longer stand to ignore...

hey look, ow my balls is on.

HAH he got hit in the balls!

what were we talking about?

/brought to you by carl's junior.
 
2008-08-26 02:53:49 PM
vudukungfu: I'm like free knife,
and ded hijacker, personally.


img131.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-26 02:54:00 PM
AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.


More like "scratching" weapon, if you ask me. I really think your bare fist have more "firepower" than broken bits of plastic.
 
2008-08-26 02:54:14 PM
Robert1966: If you ever drop your plane into the hands of a man with a knife, let it go, because, man, it's gone.

Let him fly the plane. You can't fly a plane and get all stabby with passengers at the same time.
 
2008-08-26 02:54:22 PM
Kohl: AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Hey great, now we won't be allowed to bring CDs on the plane. Thanks, dick.


Strangely enough that was the advice of my LT when I went home on leave back in '02. He was a little high strung.
 
2008-08-26 02:54:52 PM
All i'm saying is that if the cockpit of a commercial airplane gets taken over by a hijacker during flight, i'd be 99% certain that it is going to crash at a high rate of speed.
 
2008-08-26 02:54:56 PM
I-I-I-I-I I WANT THE KNIIIIIIIIFE
 
2008-08-26 02:55:26 PM
Drakin020: Kohl: AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Hey great, now we won't be allowed to bring CDs on the plane. Thanks, dick.

People still use portable CD players?


People still buy CD's?
 
2008-08-26 02:55:27 PM
Drakin020: Kohl: AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Hey great, now we won't be allowed to bring CDs on the plane. Thanks, dick.

People still use portable CD players?


DVDs too.
 
2008-08-26 02:57:11 PM
Since no one else asked, I will: who the fark hijacks a plane to farking LIBYA?
 
2008-08-26 02:58:04 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Robert1966: If you ever drop your plane into the hands of a man with a knife, let it go, because, man, it's gone.

Let him fly the plane. You can't fly a plane and get all stabby with passengers at the same time.


My thoughts exactly. Let him fly the plane. fire extinguisher to the back of the head. Problem solved. Resume flight as normal.
 
2008-08-26 02:58:08 PM
wild9: AxiomJackson: Pro Tip: When traveling on a plane take a couple of CDs with you, in a emergency they can be broken in half an used as a improvised blade or stabbing weapon.

Have you ever broken a CD in half? Holy shiat, they throw out some serious shrapnel.


And, a keychain metal measuring tape makes a decent garrotte.
 
2008-08-26 02:58:30 PM
In flight they give you an aluminum can of pop for free.

You can fashion it into a knife with your bear hands.
 
2008-08-26 02:58:42 PM
Because that's on the plane, have you been on a plane? No knives anymore! Just that plastic-y knife, which seems a bit sharp actually to me. But the fork of course, a metal lethal weapon, nobody could do any harm with that if they stuck a fork in your jugular, you'd be "Ahhha, no real pain, just a lack of blood problem, Aahh."

The forks are dangerous, they are going to go soon. Then there'll just be the spoons, and people will be attacking with the spoons. Then they'll take the spoon away and there'll just be the cheese.
 
2008-08-26 02:59:07 PM
Install gas cylinders in planes that can be operated from ground. A hijacking occurs, and the entire plane is slept and landed by air-traffic controllers via webcam.

// buffering...

Separately, given an armed hijacker in the pilot seat with a clear willingness to destroy the plane, I still reckon it'd be a paltry few willing to get up and risk a bullet. After all, it's the pervasive "someone else will take care of my serious problems" mentality that has led us to the security-mad state we're already in.
 
2008-08-26 02:59:11 PM
bare rather
 
2008-08-26 02:59:38 PM
Why did this turn into a lets see how manything we can get banned from flights to and from the US, thread?
 
2008-08-26 02:59:47 PM
Since no one else asked, I will: who the fark LETS ONE MAN WITH A KNIFE hijack a HUNDRED PASSENGER plane to farking LIBYA?
 
2008-08-26 03:00:38 PM
gorgor: I-I-I-I-I I WANT THE KNIIIIIIIIFE

content.bt.com

Agrees.
 
2008-08-26 03:01:17 PM
oldebayer: Since no one else asked, I will: who the fark hijacks a plane to farking LIBYA?

www.coolsmartphone.com
Maybe he needed more parts.
 
2008-08-26 03:02:39 PM
oldebayer: Since no one else asked, I will: who the fark hijacks a plane to farking LIBYA?

Libya only seems bad if you aren't from Sudan.

impaler: In flight they give you an aluminum can of pop for free.

You can fashion it into a knife with your bear hands.


Not all of us have the paws of a large omnivore, sorry.
 
2008-08-26 03:03:13 PM
TheJowens: Why did this turn into a lets see how manything we can get banned from flights to and from the US, thread?

Because it's easy, Oh look a Pencil! STAB STAB STAB!!
 
2008-08-26 03:03:55 PM
impaler: bare rather

I was gonna say...yo, if I had bear hands I'd make like that guy was a salmon and tear him up.

great, now I'm a furry ITG.
 
2008-08-26 03:04:08 PM
If you ever fall fall out of a plane, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you. Because, hey, free dummy.
 
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