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(Mirfield Reporter)   Forty-year-old man flashed and fondled by one teenage girl while another picks his pocket. Man says that he is shocked at their boldness, will definitely stop going to this bar as soon as he runs out of wallets   (mirfieldreporter.co.uk) divider line 135
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2008-08-26 06:37:50 AM
And the divorcee warns other men: "Women touching men in bars are only after one thing - your money."


i126.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-26 06:59:25 AM
The same thing happened to me last weekend. The third time they stole my wallet I began to catch on.
 
2008-08-26 07:15:28 AM
I could go for that. After all, you can pick up wallets at the dollar store.
 
2008-08-26 08:04:20 AM
For a bit of hand, you can have the $20 in my sock as well, ladies.
 
2008-08-26 08:20:22 AM
That's it? He's lucky he's not married.

/Rimshot
 
2008-08-26 08:42:31 AM
FTFA: And the divorcee warns other men: "Women touching men in bars are only after one thing - your money."

img267.imageshack.us

Whodathunkit.
 
2008-08-26 08:44:13 AM
That's why I always jam my hands into my pants any time I see two (or more) teenage girls -- it's just good sense, people!
 
PJ-
2008-08-26 08:46:24 AM
John Hill, operations director for Brooklands and Frontier, insisted this was not commonplace. "This is the first I've heard of such a problem," he said. "We have not had any customers complaining."

Most customers won't complain because they are most likely married and the last thing they need is their wife to find out.

Naggity nag nag nag for the next five years for the same reason you got married in the first place.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-08-26 09:19:53 AM
Women touching men in bars are only after one thing - your money.

I can't believe that. When I touch women I'm not after their money.
 
2008-08-26 09:25:40 AM
img368.imageshack.us

That guy is 40? Looks more like 60.
 
2008-08-26 09:30:06 AM
seems like he still came out better than if he'd had attended a strip club.
 
2008-08-26 09:31:48 AM
"One blonde lifted her top to attract my attention and then fondled me in front of everyone,"


As this happens to me all the time, it entirely failed to arouse my suspicion.
 
2008-08-26 09:43:44 AM
FTA:

"BARS in Batley have been blacklisted by a reveller who says he was robbed by teenage girls who kissed and fondled him to divert his attention. Richard Stones says he will be giving the town a wide berth after losing his wallet and £30 in cash at Brooklands on Bradford Road."

He ought to STFU, and count himself lucky that only cost him sixty bucks. Some guys pay a lot more for less.

Not me, but just sayin'.
 
2008-08-26 09:52:45 AM
TFA: "Women touching men in bars are only after one thing - your money."

To the Romerocopter!!
 
2008-08-26 10:14:47 AM
This guy is out £30, and he's whining? I've dropped twice that in a night on a chick and never even got to 1st. No wonder the jerk's divorced. His ex probably got tired of his toffee-nosed biatching.
 
2008-08-26 10:58:09 AM
He's lucky he is not in the United States, getting flashed and fondled by teenage girls will usually get you 5-10 in the 'big-house' and a life-long pedo rap sheet.


I assume however we are talking about 18-19yo girls though. Is that the legal drinking age there?

/I'll need specific town names and a map post-haste
 
2008-08-26 11:13:57 AM
Are we sure he wasn't just getting a table dance at a strip club?
 
2008-08-26 11:14:31 AM
30 pounds seems like a good price for a quick "flash 'n fondle". I don't see the problem. If anything he got a good deal.
 
2008-08-26 11:14:53 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's why I always jam my hands into my pants any time I see two (or more) teenage girls -- it's just good sense, people!

Winner!
 
2008-08-26 11:14:55 AM
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
 
2008-08-26 11:15:14 AM

badscooter


That guy is 40? Looks more like 60.


The pixelation adds 20 years.
 
2008-08-26 11:15:31 AM
The last time a teenager flashed and fondled me, I didn't take any of her shiat. I told her in no uncertain terms that she had 10 minutes to quit that or I was going to take action.

/showed her who's boss.
//If you're out there, call me!
///Please?!?!?
 
2008-08-26 11:15:53 AM
seems worth it to me...
 
2008-08-26 11:16:02 AM
UberDave: TFA: "Women touching men in bars are only after one thing - your money."

To the Romerocopter!!


Oh, you win.
 
hej
2008-08-26 11:16:51 AM
20 replies and this thread still hasn't gone the jailbait pics route? Did all you Farkers find Jesus or something?
 
2008-08-26 11:17:31 AM
Slackfumasta did my work for me. Thanks!
 
2008-08-26 11:17:41 AM
I think the town, if they cared about their tourism revenue, should warn people frequently and often: "WARNING: ATTRACTIVE TEENAGER GIRLS MAY RUB AGAINST YOU AND FONDLE YOU IN OUR TOWN, FOR SMALL SUMS OF MONEY" and "DANGER: HOTTIES MAY SNOG FOR CASH".

It's the only way to be safe.
 
2008-08-26 11:18:16 AM
hej: 20 replies and this thread still hasn't gone the jailbait pics route? Did all you Farkers find Jesus or something?

Close, there's an Obama thread going on and all the trolls are still in there.
 
2008-08-26 11:18:24 AM
Screw this guy, ive gotten less at the end of a more expensive date and he probably didnt even dress up or have to listen to a bunch of dumb stories about her cat.
 
2008-08-26 11:18:43 AM
Instant Karma: He's lucky he is not in the United States, getting flashed and fondled by teenage girls will usually get you 5-10 in the 'big-house' and a life-long pedo rap sheet.

I assume however we are talking about 18-19yo girls though. Is that the legal drinking age there?

/I'll need specific town names and a map post-haste


Drinking age: 18
Age of consent: 16
 
2008-08-26 11:18:53 AM
This is exactly why I walk about with my dill inside a roll of dimes wrapper, so when the ladies grab for my roll of coins, the joke (and the goo) is on them.
 
2008-08-26 11:20:10 AM
badscooter: That guy is 40? Looks more like 60.

I was thinking that too. Shenanigans. I look bad for 40, that guy isn't 40.
 
2008-08-26 11:21:50 AM
hej: 20 replies and this thread still hasn't gone the jailbait pics route? Did all you Farkers find Jesus or something?

Why, is he missing?
 
2008-08-26 11:22:21 AM
+1, Subby.
 
2008-08-26 11:23:35 AM
hej: 20 replies and this thread still hasn't gone the jailbait pics route? Did all you Farkers find Jesus or something?

pixdaus.com
 
2008-08-26 11:25:45 AM
I'm pretty sure I heard a joke along these lines not too long ago. Something about the guy having to run to Wal-Mart to pick up another box of wallets.
 
2008-08-26 11:26:25 AM
Slackfumasta: Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each


Shiat, I should have read a little further. That's the one.
 
2008-08-26 11:27:08 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-26 11:27:14 AM
Slackfumasta: Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
 
2008-08-26 11:27:24 AM
Sybarite: "One blonde lifted her top to attract my attention and then fondled me in front of everyone,"


As this happens to me all the time, it entirely failed to arouse my suspicion.


WIN
 
2008-08-26 11:27:37 AM
I think six of the best on their naked bottoms will cure them of their thievery and their drinking problem!
 
2008-08-26 11:29:52 AM
welcome to New Orleans 1989...and for a dollar that kid over there can tell you "where you got your shoes"
 
2008-08-26 11:29:57 AM
Richard Stones?

Suurre.
 
2008-08-26 11:30:21 AM
Pics or GTFO
 
2008-08-26 11:30:49 AM
i stole this off a greenlit thread...
 
2008-08-26 11:31:13 AM
Sounds to me like he save about 10 pounds for the kind of treatment most guys get on a date. Maybe he lost some pictures of the kids that came with the wallet.
 
2008-08-26 11:31:52 AM
And it got disappeared.
 
2008-08-26 11:31:54 AM
Happened to my friend in Ireland, only he caught the biatch in the act. She started grinding up on him and dancing with him and with a few minutes she was sliding her hand into his back pocket. He noticed and was like what the fark are you doing? She looked kind of suprised and tried to play it off. He was like "you dumb biatch all you had to do was ask for a drink and I probably would have gotten you one" and then she got kicked out of the bar, because apparantly according to the guys who worked at the bar, she did this all the time. They gave him a free beer for catching her though.
 
2008-08-26 11:33:17 AM
batpappy: welcome to New Orleans 1989...and for a dollar that kid over there can tell you "where you got your shoes"

you got your shoes on your feet. Wheres my dollar
 
2008-08-26 11:33:17 AM
I would have thought it was because he looked so hot! I mean, how many hot drunk collage chicks are not looing for a wither old viagra poppin dude with an ex-wife. shiat! What a stealthy scam!

\Gradguated first in class.
\\Home schooled.
\\\Failed street knowledge
 
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