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(Lancashire Evening Post)   "We have got him in an egg cup and he is like a member of the family now, the only problem is that he is shrivelling up so I am not sure how much longer he will be with us"   (lep.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-08-25 06:36:37 AM  
That's taking "every sperm is sacred" too far.
 
2008-08-25 06:45:55 AM  
an inch-long potato with an uncanny likeness to his nephew

PWNED
 
2008-08-25 06:49:07 AM  
Mr. Pratchett? Mr. Pratchett? Paging Mr. Terence Pratchett. We have a vegetable news event going on here.
 
2008-08-25 07:01:05 AM  
What? Can't you see the resemblence?
 
2008-08-25 07:07:02 AM  
*waiting for Mr. Potato Head to show up*
 
2008-08-25 07:16:12 AM  
Guess he's just a spudboy, lookin' for that real tomato.
 
2008-08-25 08:03:39 AM  

Bennetton: an inch-long potato with an uncanny likeness to his nephew

PWNED


Man - a chance to use the word 'potatowned' and you miss it...
 
2008-08-25 08:04:52 AM  
Dude looks like a tater.
 
2008-08-25 08:04:57 AM  
images.hasbro.com

Hey, hey, hey!
 
2008-08-25 08:05:08 AM  
What ... the ... fark ...
 
2008-08-25 08:05:20 AM  
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
 
2008-08-25 08:06:36 AM  

mequickwantslow: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


/What's taters, Precious?
 
2008-08-25 08:07:10 AM  
Not of of Mr. Wintler's, i'm surprised.
 
2008-08-25 08:07:53 AM  
editorial.jpress.co.uk

"I'm-a gonna eat ya! Nom nom nom!"
 
2008-08-25 08:08:51 AM  
So, fark is taking up the humorous vegetable circuit?
 
2008-08-25 08:08:53 AM  
why the fark did this go green?
 
2008-08-25 08:10:39 AM  
tbn0.google.com
 
2008-08-25 08:10:44 AM  

MadAzza: What ... the ... fark ...


Exactly...
 
2008-08-25 08:11:11 AM  
hmmm...nope...i forgot what i wanted to say.
 
2008-08-25 08:12:12 AM  

wrek: why the fark did this go green?


It just sort of sprouted. Tuber or not tuber, that is the question.
 
2008-08-25 08:12:34 AM  
A potato that doesn't look like Jesus or the Virgin Mary? Blasphemy.
 
2008-08-25 08:14:09 AM  
Approved?

I guess the mods dug it!


HA! HA! I made a joke...

You know potato...Dig...Cause they grow in the ground...

Seriously...Why?
 
2008-08-25 08:14:41 AM  
I'm waiting for a mosaic of Jesus to show up on an ear of indian corn.

/a-maize-ing grace
 
2008-08-25 08:20:28 AM  
He's starving and dehydrating it to death. How cruel.
 
2008-08-25 08:22:03 AM  
looks like Wilson

www.indyprops.com
 
2008-08-25 08:22:11 AM  
You call that a potato face?

krazykimchi.com
 
2008-08-25 08:23:27 AM  
so what. i've dated plenty of women who had faces that looked like potatoes.
 
2008-08-25 08:23:40 AM  
I came in here praying to all that is holy that this wasn't an abortion thread. Whew! It's just a potato.

Now I have to go sell everything I own and give it to the poor.

Out, out damn spud!
 
2008-08-25 08:32:08 AM  

Ghastly: You call that a potato face?


Okay, that's just creepy.
 
2008-08-25 08:34:26 AM  
It's evil and a sign of the devil. Burn the entire family!

/would you like fries with that?
 
2008-08-25 08:40:56 AM  
This kinda story sends a pringle up my spine.
 
2008-08-25 08:49:27 AM  
I think, therefore, I yam.
 
2008-08-25 08:50:24 AM  
wrek

why the fark did this go green?

The green ones are poisonous.
 
2008-08-25 08:52:26 AM  
Ghastly

You call that a potato face?

There's something about that family plot.
 
2008-08-25 09:01:23 AM  

Ghastly: You call that a potato face?


Wow. Just WOW.
 
2008-08-25 09:03:30 AM  
images.amazon.com
 
2008-08-25 09:05:41 AM  
This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid
 
2008-08-25 09:10:40 AM  

tassimau: This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid


... because stories like this are greenlit by Americans?
 
2008-08-25 09:15:33 AM  
Are they going to call him Chip?
 
2008-08-25 09:20:27 AM  
Now wait just a gall darned minute here. That's clearly Jesus in that there potatoe.

\Dan Quayled.
 
2008-08-25 09:25:06 AM  
Fat!
 
2008-08-25 09:26:36 AM  
cache.kotaku.com

/Approves
 
2008-08-25 09:26:43 AM  
tassimau: This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid
not sure how this make americans stupid - care to enlighten

/I think I know
//just checking
 
2008-08-25 09:30:08 AM  
They call me tater salad
Ron White approves
 
2008-08-25 09:34:17 AM  

Nicolette: tassimau: This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid
not sure how this make americans stupid - care to enlighten

/I think I know
//just checking


I am pretty sure it's because Tassimau is American and has no clue where Lancashire is.
 
2008-08-25 09:34:21 AM  
As a father of three daughters, Andrew Stewart has always wanted a son.
So, when his mother handed him a inch-long potato taken from a bag of Maris Pipers with an uncanny likeness to his nephew, he thought his prayers had been answered.


.....GAH!!!

What the hell???

I am surprised this question hasn't been asked: What moron deemed this newsworthy???
 
2008-08-25 09:39:35 AM  

KangTheMad: As a father of three daughters, Andrew Stewart has always wanted a son.
So, when his mother handed him a inch-long potato taken from a bag of Maris Pipers with an uncanny likeness to his nephew, he thought his prayers had been answered.


.....GAH!!!

What the hell???

I am surprised this question hasn't been asked: What moron deemed this newsworthy???



More to the point, what kind of freak prays for a potato-son?
 
2008-08-25 09:41:18 AM  
That face is obviously Jesus.
 
2008-08-25 09:42:26 AM  
Picture of the nephew?

i336.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-25 09:44:57 AM  

tassimau: This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid


No, this isn't why we think Americans are stupid. Your grasp of Geography doesn't help though.
 
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