Farking Zardwarks: it would be awesome if you and your friends died before you procreated.

Yeah, they talked shiat on someone in high school so they should die before procreating....

Here's a "Butterface" for all to enjoy!
NSFW Butterface (warning this image may cause nightsweats and PTSD for some people! (new window)

Wendy's Chili: Oh, I do, but I've also enjoyed my share of rockin' bods with something to prove.

QFT

/Standard picture for this thread.

Here's a "Butterface" for all to enjoy!
NSFW Butterface (warning this image may cause nightsweats and PTSD for some people! (new window) (new window)

Paper bags, alcohol, and the dark doesn't solve the problem with hogging.

J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Farking Zardwarks: it would be awesome if you and your friends died before you procreated.

Yeah, they talked shiat on someone in high school so they should die before procreating....

Yeah, they should, because it's assholes like that that teach their children values based on shallowness and a callous disregard for other people's feelings. So the world, which has a surplus of assholes, probably wouldn't miss them.

For guys:

For women:

Sarcastica75 (favorite) 2008-08-25 10:45:15 AM
"The Butterface's Guide to Getting Better Self-esteem".

1. be skinny.
2. wear tight clothing.
3. get padded bra to showcase bewbs.
4. dry hump anything that moves.

/wear lots of makeup, too.

5. Have a tat in an interesting place.
6. Have a seriously cute Spanish accent.
7. Let me do things I wouldn't do to a farm animal to you.
8. See you same time next year.

dothemath: For guys:

For women:

So true. So, so true.

Mister_man

We call that the fine/far principle.

Fine from far but far from fine!

Sarcastica75: Mister_man: Sarcastica75: Mister_man: Sarcastica75: Mister_man: What ever happened to the time tested tradition of just putting her panties over her head?

/Oh yea thongs don't cover much.

Exactly. Paper bags. Better for the environment... and moar.

No do you know how much water is wasted in the production of paper bags and the harm all the chemicals do to the enviroment. marsgwar is right go green and get a reusable bag or ask her to wear full coverage panties! They are fully reusable.

LOLs.

/I guess plastic really *is* considered out of the question.

Depends on what your into and your level of experience. Breath play can be fun if done right!


QFT

/I prefer scarves.

Stick and stones my break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

/nothing like a satin blind fold and a rubber ball in your mouth

Sarcastica75: "The Butterface's Guide to Getting Better Self-esteem".

1. be skinny.
2. wear tight clothing.
3. get padded bra to showcase bewbs.
4. dry hump anything that moves.

/wear lots of makeup, too.

You left out the creative myspace photo angle. It's not just for fat chicks.

Timmy the Tumor:

///oh, like you ladies have never had sex with a guy with a great body and not-so-attractive face (can anyone really say Michael Phelps is a good looking guy who doesn't have an ear-and-bad-teeth-fetish?)

Exactly what I've thought since the whole Phelps phenomenon started.

Most girls say nice teeth is almost the first requirement for whether or not they find a guy attractive.

I'm thinking it's the power and money thing more than anything else, and the fact that he has an athletic body is just a bonus.

In other words, if he weren't world famous and worth millions now, he wouldn't get any more attention than any other fit athlete in the olympics.

heh i laugh at you amateurs who need beer just so you can screw average chicks. i can walk up to any hot woman you point out & have her in my arms in minutes. i love my chloroform rag

"Where do I sign up?"

Sarcastica75: Depends on what your into and your level of experience. Breath play can be fun if done right!


QFT

/I prefer scarves.

Go on...

Farking Zardwarks: Yeah, they should, because it's assholes like that that teach their children values based on shallowness and a callous disregard for other people's feelings. So the world, which has a surplus of assholes, probably wouldn't miss them.

Or they were immature and probably most, if all of them, will grow out of it in a couple years and not be ass holes by the time they have kids. But why not be ultra-dramatic about high school behavior?

Sarah Jessica Parker pics in 3, 2, 1....

Fact Man: dothemath: For guys:

For women:

So true. So, so true.

I find it bizarre that women will fark anybody if the guy has enough cash but Oprah, who is a brazillionaire, couldnt get some hot 21 y/o dude in bed. OK, maybe Oprah but Roseanne?

I shudder at the thought.

Boinking a butterface is community service and generally a compassionate thing to do. Throwing up the next morning only takes a minute or two, and if you put yourself in her shoes, you're close to becoming a cross-dresser...no, what I meant is, you'll learn the value of compassion. Also, butterfaces don't generally have as many diseases, bless their hearts. Though they can get a little clingy.

RoxtarRyan: DeadZone: Yea, it's called alcohol.

/Thanks for nothing, science boys.

staplermofo: I've heard exciting things from paper bag researchers.

DantheApe: there goes my "just turn off the lights" grant =/

/thread

seriously. thanks for taking this one down early boys.

Caulfield: You left out the creative myspace photo angle. It's not just for fat chicks.

A rosolve has been created for those nasty poses...

dothemath: I find it bizarre that some women will fark anybody if the guy has enough cash but Oprah, who is a brazillionaire, couldnt get some hot 21 y/o dude in bed. OK, maybe Oprah but Roseanne?

I shudder at the thought.

FTFY

A plausible option. No help for bad teeth though so, maybe not an option for UK farkers.

/the kiny linky, it's hot. Yes it is.

Sarcastica75: Lizard: 5. Have a tat in an interesting place.

Ah, yes. The tramp stamp.

/not an interesting place, but it's practically their bat signal.

it's a target

Fact Man: Most girls say nice teeth is almost the first requirement for whether or not they find a guy attractive.

When I started dating my wife she said the same thing. I don't know how true it is, but I opted against telling her a few of my front teeth are implants (hockey.) She found out after we were married when one of them needed to be replaced and I walked around toothless for a few months.

at80eighty:
heh i laugh at you amateurs who need beer just so you can screw average chicks. i can walk up to any hot woman you point out & have her in my arms in minutes. i love my chloroform rag

I think they call that rape

bobfo rapples: A plausible option. No help for bad teeth though so, maybe not an option for UK farkers.

/the kiny linky, it's hot. Yes it is.

And I thought my bf bought one of those for me so I could sleep during the day.

J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Or they were immature and probably most, if all of them, will grow out of it in a couple years and not be ass holes by the time they have kids. But why not be ultra-dramatic about high school behavior?

I wasn't an asshole in high school, or middle school either for that matter. I didn't do things like that, ever. Frankly, I think that once an asshole, always an asshole, short of some life-changing event.

Caulfield:

You left out the creative myspace photo angle. It's not just for fat chicks.

Haha, man this is right on. Whenever somebody has a photo gallery of the same awkward pose, angle, and facial expression over and over again, that's gotta raise a red flag.

/why not just a straight-on, smiling pic? Ohhh, that's why...

J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger:
Or they were immature and probably most, if all of them, will grow out of it in a couple years and not be ass holes by the time they have kids. But why not be ultra-dramatic about high school behavior?

Or they were acting in the way their parents raised them, and thus had no moral compunction to do otherwise?

I'm allowed to be dramatic because I see it every day. People that grow up treating other people like shiat very rarely stop.

Daffydil: dothemath: I find it bizarre that some most women will fark anybody if the guy has enough cash but Oprah, who is a brazillionaire, couldnt get some hot 21 y/o dude in bed. OK, maybe Oprah but Roseanne?

I shudder at the thought.

FTFY

FTFY

Fact Man: Whenever somebody has a photo gallery of the same awkward pose, angle, and facial expression over and over again, that's gotta raise a red flag.

It means they found the least hideous view, and ran with it. Avoid the 3-D at all costs.

Fact Man: Daffydil: dothemath: I find it bizarre that some most women will fark anybody if the guy has enough cash but Oprah, who is a brazillionaire, couldnt get some hot 21 y/o dude in bed. OK, maybe Oprah but Roseanne?

I shudder at the thought.

FTFY

FTFY

that's very sad...:(

Farking Zardwarks: Or they were acting in the way their parents raised them, and thus had no moral compunction to do otherwise?

I'm allowed to be dramatic because I see it every day. People that grow up treating other people like shiat very rarely stop.

I agree. They usually just shift in who they target and how they do it. There are WAY too many asshole adults for me to believe that most assholes "grow out of it".

Pair-o-Dice: I think they call that rape

whats your point?

This: Dear fat chicks: don't laugh about the "butterface" thing. They're still hotter than you.

A simple LOL is not strong enough to describe how hard I laughed at this.

Good thing nobody is at work today.

GIS 'butterface photo' NSFW, depending on where you work0
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(Previewed, but I hope this links and doesn't just display)

FARK should charge female TFers by the pound.

Mnemia: Farking Zardwarks: Or they were acting in the way their parents raised them, and thus had no moral compunction to do otherwise?

I'm allowed to be dramatic because I see it every day. People that grow up treating other people like shiat very rarely stop.

I agree. They usually just shift in who they target and how they do it. There are WAY too many asshole adults for me to believe that most assholes "grow out of it".

Lighten up.

Dammit.

Link (new window)

Should pop...

Mnemia:
I agree. They usually just shift in who they target and how they do it. There are WAY too many asshole adults for me to believe that most assholes "grow out of it".

amen.

Sarcastica75 (favorite) 2008-08-25 11:14:17 AM
Lizard: 5. Have a tat in an interesting place.

Ah, yes. The tramp stamp.

/not an interesting place, but it's practically their bat signal.

No,Not a tramp stamp. It was one of those "Well,Hey there!" places. Chica was Arkham Asylum mental though.

I now await pictures of females with fantastic bodies and questionable faces.

Swizzle Dick: FARK should charge female TFers by the pound.

or the Euro perhaps

oh...I get it.