Have any of you listened to his radio show? It is horrible and the man is truly ignorant and stupid. He also happens to sound like this guy:

H_is_for_Heretic: Byno: I'll tell you what's motherfarking un-natural:



Fark your couch

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So, do you wanna play that game again, or did our warning from last time give you cold feet?

Byno: H_is_for_Heretic: Byno: I'll tell you what's motherfarking un-natural:



Fark your couch

Way worse NSFW (new window)

So, do you wanna play that game again, or did our warning from last time give you cold feet?

I got 24 hour banned and you got nothing and that made me miffed.

H_is_for_Heretic: Byno: I'll tell you what's motherfarking un-natural:



Fark your couch

Way worse NSFW (new window)

...I really should have known better...

/I was a pretty little bird flying somewhere far, far away...
//I was a pretty little bird flying somewhere far, far away...
///*shudder*

bartink: Source? Still waiting. Looks like its your posterior after all.

It's just opinion, and based upon the same tired arguments here, a unique one at that. The best I can do is provide support for my opinion, and elaborate on the subject. Now, if you want to discuss the matter, have a conversation, then that sounds good. But if your idea of conversation doesn't extend to that sort of open exchange, I'd rather you not respond at all.

And no, I can't provide a cite for that ditty either.

DIAF

april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

mister aj: Oh, and the levels of HIV/AIDS are close to equal in homosexual and heterosexual populations, so there's nothing wrong with ho... wait, that's not actually true is it? Yes, AIDS is several orders of magnitude more prevelant in the homosexual movement.

Anally
Injected
Death
Sentence

There's a little place called "Africa" you might want to read a little more about.

smells_like_meat: This is what happens when you let gays into the hood.

Photo is of the building my office is in. 19th & Castro.

Yes, I'm straight.

i dont see any fitness gyms in that photo, how can it be the castro?

Sorry I'm late, girlfriends.
This is pure, free market capitalism at work. (Hallmark cards, gay marriage, etc.) These homophob-niks need to get with the program. Gays tend to have better jobs and more disposable income than the average 2.5 child having serial divorce straight community. Hallmark, the inventors of Valentine's Day are courting a very lucrative emerging domestic market.
/totally not gay
//talk to the invisible hand

letrole: It's just opinion, and based upon the same tired arguments here, a unique one at that. The best I can do is provide support for my opinion, and elaborate on the subject. Now, if you want to discuss the matter, have a conversation, then that sounds good. But if your idea of conversation doesn't extend to that sort of open exchange, I'd rather you not respond at all.

While interesting to you, opinions that can be scientifically studied are convincing when there is research and data to back them up. Despite the fact that this has been much studied, you can cite no research or data.

You will therefore be rightly dismissed. Good day sir.

I used my own legitimate emial adress, i just want to hear them explain dinosaurs, the appendix and objects carbon-dated older then 6000 years

senorglory: april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

It's possible. Mabye we should do like theteacher did and buy a card, even if we don't use it. Money will influence Hallmark more than email.

H_is_for_Heretic Hey, get online.

pxlboy: Misha80: From the AFA site.

U.S. Senator Roger Wicker has introduced the Marriage Protection Amendment in the U.S. Senate. This constitutional amendment would keep liberal activist judges from forcing homosexual marriage on every American.

So legal gay marriage means every American must marry a partner of the same sex? Wow I guess I didn't understand.

LOL @ that douche

i liked Lewis Black's whole bit about the Gay Bandidos ruining American families

Any group that can strike in matching pumps are alright in my book.

/very tasteful

Ghastly: The stupidest thing about the "anal lube" argument against homosexuality is that it assumes that all homosexuals are into the buttsecks. I know of many who are not into it at all.

There's a heck of a lot more to gay sex than the buttsecks.

Most gay men I know are extremely NOT into buttsex, I mean they absolutely hate it, think it's "filthy" and mainly a hetero fetish, and will insist it's actually a hetero idea of what gay life is (making them out to be dirty).

Bizarrely, every hetero man I have ever been with, save my husband (hence the ring) has been utterly obsessed with it. Both giving it, and insisting he wanted nothing to do with it.

Madbassist1: senorglory: april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

DING DING DING DING! GLAD SOME farkING MORON GOT IT!!!

Proof that this is, in fact, how this actually works or it GTFO

/And I say that in the true spirit of Christian brotherhood

H_is_for_Heretic
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Ye Gods!

I need a forget-me-shot.

senorglory: april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

That's what I thought as well. I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if the link was submitted by someone at the AFA.

Madbassist1: search my posts in this thread, please....

Relax. Hallmark knows about our shenanigans.

senorglory: april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

I think Hallmark just files them all into the bit bucket without even counting them. Likely the AFA is harvesting the emails we use however, so if you get wacky emails from them submit as spam to your ISP and Spamcop.

It's_A_Farking_Secret: Both giving it, and insisting he wanted nothing to do with it.

as in insisting he wanted nothing to do with receiving it.

Byno: DIAF

I don't got much NSFW(new window)

If anyones looking for a temporary spam email address, check out www.mailinator.com! This is what I used on the AFA form, using a spam account on mailinator.com as the email address:

Subject: Supporting your descision for selling Same-Sex Cards
Dear Chairman Hall:

We thank you for having an open-minded company who shows tolerance for all lifestyles here in the year 2008. I will continue to purchase and support your companys wonderful greeting cards.

letrole: Homosexuality is a learned behaviour. In any given culture, homosexuals tend to behave in a similar manner -- as homosexuals are expected to conduct themselves in that culture. Whether the prevailing stereotype is flaming, or fruity, or butch, or closeted, or merely effeminate, the individual adapts his own behaviour to fit the environment."


// Well said.

In the long run,
it is suicide

H_is_for_Heretic: Byno: DIAF

I don't got much NSFW(new window)

The best part about teh furries is that anyone anywhere would find that erotic under any circumstances.

So bizarre that it causes an lol every damn time.

H_is_for_Heretic: Byno: DIAF

I don't got much NSFW(new window)

Ever notice furry females only have 2 breasts? Just saying.

Still waiting for the atheist card.

Madbassist1: All_Farked_Up: senorglory: april5k: the only downside to all of this is that most of the time when i use these afa forms to send supportive messages all i get is form letter saying "we appreciate your concerns..." and then something about how the company "isn't really supporting these things".

I was wondering, do you think Hallmark sorts these AFA messages by actual content, or do they all just get counted as AFA anti-gay emails? Are we accidentally voting for anti-gay?

It's possible. Mabye we should do like theteacher did and buy a card, even if we don't use it. Money will influence Hallmark more than email.

Possible? You mean 'more likely than not'

You guys have been played like a violin

Well, first of all, the AFA will no doubt maintain that ALL the emails sent (and plenty that weren't) are in support of their cause - but that's par for the course, and there's nothing to be done about it. On the other hand, if the people at Hallmark read them, they will know the truth - and that's the point here, I think. And perhaps they will. I took the trouble to send an Email to the big boss, from my own account, alerting them to what is going on. Who knows. I hate to say this, but you might be wrong, here.

japantheman: Still waiting for the atheist card.

Atheists don't believe in canards.

jaylectricity: Haha, I crack myself up. What does Chairman Hall care about homosexuality? He's just looking for another bucktt.

/fix'd

FarkOf40000Years: Dear American "Family" Association,

Thank you for destroying mine.

I hate you with everything I have to give. I don't care if you're right or wrong.

I'd love to hear the story behind this one.

How is not supporting gay marriage anti-gay? I've never really understood that argument. It's like saying that not supporting the death penalty is anti-human rights, because prisoners lose their right to be put to death.

If you want to support homosexuals, support fundamental laws that make it illegal to discuss sex in schools, ban sex talk on television and in movies, and make it illegal to be openly gay. There's no more of a surefire way to ensure that the homosexual underworld ideologically trumps such repressive social behavior.

If you think homosexuality is wrong/immoral/disgusting, etc., simply treat homosexuals like what they are, NORMAL PEOPLE. It's the only way future generations will have all the knowledge necessary to do what they feel is right about such issues.

BTW, are people born homosexuals, or is it learned behavior?

/serious post

Sexual Preference is hard wired. No one chooses to be gay or straight. Why does nature permit a sexual orientation that clearly goes against the purpose of evolution i.e. passing along genetic information. My theory is that homosexual men are a separate hybrid sex. In every culture, homosexuals provide the same role, they tend to be artists, dancers, musicians and to serve other such roles. Sexual energy fuels creativity in human beings. Perhaps this powerful aggressive male sexual aspect channeled into the creative realm of the normally passive feminine serves an important purpose in human society.

poopalacarte: What does Chairman Hall care about homosexuality? He's just looking for another bucktt.

Nooo! They be takin my bucktt!!

Looking for furry greeting cards, apparently the pokemon Ponyta is female and probably an underage drinker

Samsaran: this powerful aggressive male sexual aspect channeled into the creative realm of the normally passive feminine serves an important purpose in human society.

and what about power tops like me that just think girl parts are nasty ?

C'mon people! The AFA is just trying to keep you all from going to hell.

Can't you see that? They love you! That's why they hate you so much.

(The above statement is rendered tongue-in-cheek. Unfortunately, it was my own cheek and not some hot chic's.)

Madbassist1: jso2897:
Well, first of all, the AFA will no doubt maintain that ALL the emails sent (and plenty that weren't) are in support of their cause - but that's par for the course, and there's nothing to be done about it.

Really? nothing? maybe, but ACTUALLY GOING TO THEIR SITE, GIVING THEM TRAFFIC AND THEN USING THEIR SITE TO SEND MAIL IS NOT HELPING.

On the other hand, if the people at Hallmark read them, they will know the truth - and that's the point here, I think.

They arent reading these 300 out of the ten thousand they've gotten, believe me.

And perhaps they will.

They wont

I took the trouble to send an Email to the big boss, from my own account, alerting them to what is going on.
good for you. Thats better than the masses are doing.

Who knows. I hate to say this, but you might be wrong, here.

Either that, or you are.

Indeed, I might very well be - and have no trouble admitting it. Truth is, neither one of us knows one way or the other.

Madbassist1:

They arent reading these 300 out of the ten thousand they've gotten, believe me.

I think you're underestimating the power of Fark.

Clicked 10524 times

It's quite possible that the Fark submitted emails will outnumber the AFA member submissions. Never underestimate the power of crazed Farkers with spare time on their hands.

bartink: While interesting to you, opinions that can be scientifically studied are convincing when there is research and data to back them up. Despite the fact that this has been much studied, you can cite no research or data.

Through this whole exchange, you haven't offered much in the way of conversation, either in agreement or rebuttal. I would have assumed you could readily provide a reasonable counter argument, but it appears that you could not.

I do wish you the best, and I don't think you to be a cowardly debater who couldn't prepare a passable counter point, who had to resort to inane bleating about cites for opinion, an appeal to authority by proxy. It would be poor form for you conduct yourself in such a way, and poor form for me to point it out.

So you didn't, and I won't.

Samsaran: Sexual Preference is hard wired. No one chooses to be gay or straight. Why does nature permit a sexual orientation that clearly goes against the purpose of evolution i.e. passing along genetic information. My theory is that homosexual men are a separate hybrid sex. In every culture, homosexuals provide the same role, they tend to be artists, dancers, musicians and to serve other such roles. Sexual energy fuels creativity in human beings. Perhaps this powerful aggressive male sexual aspect channeled into the creative realm of the normally passive feminine serves an important purpose in human society.

I would have never, ever, expected you to say something so logical. Probably wrong, but logical.

Here's my e-mail message:

I am surprised to hear that Hallmark is promoting a new line of cards that celebrates the eternal love between two people. There was a time Hallmark told us to send the very best. Glad to see you have taken a giant step forward. As a native Kansas Citian, this makes me proud to have such a wonderful corporation there doing great things for the city and nation. American Greeting Cards, your competitor, will never be getting my business.

MrCommonSense: Here's why homo-lifestyle is innately wrong. If "everyone" were homosexual, then eventually, procreation would be jeopardized and as a species, we would die off. We are male and female for a reason, religion based and/or evolution based. If homosexuality were normal, then we'd be born that way. Instead, it is a choice and a sad one at that. Speak to anyone that has gone from the dark side to the right side, as I have, for a real look at the sad behavior homos live and espouse. There is love. As humans, I care for all, but the behavior is sad, so very sad. Marriage is between man and woman; gay to gay is not marriage, but a sad relationship.

letrole: Homosexuality is a learned behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it's only because you've been taught to make that association.


Here is an article that proves not only is homosexuality genetic it has a distinct genetic advantage. The same genetic component that causes homosexuality in males makes females of that same family more fertile therefore families containing homosexual males actually produce more children. However, because it is a genetic component and not a cultural one a ratio of homosexuals to the general population never changes it does not increase it does not decrease. Therefore, you morons have nothing to fear either.