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(Philly Burbs)		Woman arrested after vandalizing church and defecating in its sanctuary to "rid the parish of a hex" in place because of children buried near a Dunkin' Donuts. The Aristocrats (phillyburbs.com)		83
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torgo jr.		2008-08-24 01:23:06 AM

you can't just make up that kind of crazy.

hot boxing flying daggers		2008-08-24 01:33:12 AM

Hmmm. The great and powerful spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee told me that only my feces had hex-lifting capabilities. If I can't trust the spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee, life is unlivable.

Sgygus		2008-08-24 01:41:40 AM

Did it work?

Kenny B		2008-08-24 01:50:56 AM

Now who among us have....she did what? What a sick warped biatch.

MacEnvy		2008-08-24 01:54:35 AM

Wow, least appropriate use of "The Aristocrats" ever. +1 for that.

Etchy333		2008-08-24 02:23:23 AM

When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

Durendal		2008-08-24 02:45:19 AM

What a shiatty church.

xtex		2008-08-24 02:53:31 AM

Oh. I wondered where my mom ended up after they discharged her.

gopher321		2008-08-24 03:18:30 AM

Apparently not the first time this woman has struck (new window)

MarshWoman		2008-08-24 08:25:47 AM

Sgygus: Did it work?

Just what I was going to ask. Dontcha just hate it when you go to all that trouble for nothing.

re-elect_jimmy_carter		2008-08-24 08:30:52 AM

Woman arrested after vandalizing church and defecating in its sanctuary to "rid the parish of a hex" in place because of children buried near a Dunkin' Donuts.

isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.

Squirrels_of_Wisdom		2008-08-24 08:38:43 AM

Poop thread?

supernaturaltoe		2008-08-24 08:40:22 AM

Woman who crap in church sit in own pew.

Malinki		2008-08-24 08:44:04 AM

So THAT'S where the Church Lady went.

(Pittsburgh types know who I speak of)

OTA BENGA		2008-08-24 08:47:43 AM

Squirrels_of_Wisdom: Poop thread?

Or geek thread? 09426f6f62696573416e644265657209

LordJiro		2008-08-24 08:48:09 AM

Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

Waterdog17		2008-08-24 08:48:12 AM

This makes me ashamed to live in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

zekebullseye		2008-08-24 08:49:36 AM

I didn't know that people who were committed involuntarily by the court could be signed out by their family. Her husband is probably just as crazy as she is.

eeeleeet		2008-08-24 08:49:46 AM

Etchy333: When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

I LOL'd, Then I LOL'd again.

Great Job

BitwiseShift		2008-08-24 08:52:28 AM

In other news, the prosecutor announces his cure for schizophrenia -- his ego, lacky doctors, and half a million dollars in publicity.

OTA BENGA		2008-08-24 08:52:32 AM

They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

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Marla Singer's Laundry		2008-08-24 08:52:54 AM

hot boxing flying daggers: Hmmm. The great and powerful spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee told me that only my feces had hex-lifting capabilities. If I can't trust the spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee, life is unlivable.

Hey, where have you been??

He told you that? What a two-timer.

frostymug		2008-08-24 08:55:53 AM

Wow, she got a half-million dollar bail set on her. That's even crazier than she is.

peon36		2008-08-24 09:07:03 AM

Link is farked. Maybe she should poop on the Intelligencer's webmaster.

skippytheferret		2008-08-24 09:15:35 AM

Praise the lord and pass the Charmin!

Farkin'round		2008-08-24 09:18:08 AM

When this schizo crazy biatch finally kills someone, maybe then the damn courts can permanently commit her and force-feed her Thorazine.

smasho		2008-08-24 09:22:05 AM

supernaturaltoe: Woman who crap in church sit in own pew.

Love that joke... perfect application.

BatardAmericain		2008-08-24 09:37:26 AM

A hex? They shoulda called these guys! (new window)

Clarence Potter		2008-08-24 09:39:27 AM

Farking Canuck		2008-08-24 09:50:04 AM

So this woman gets arrested for expressing her religious beliefs?!?

It's freedom of religion not freedom from religion!!!

lsc78		2008-08-24 09:53:13 AM

Etchy333: When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

hahahahahaha

Rainbowtyedye		2008-08-24 09:59:02 AM

I came for the

but was sadly disappointed.

Now I'm happy again.

some swedish girl		2008-08-24 10:02:07 AM

Was she hot?

fatgail		2008-08-24 10:03:10 AM

re-elect_jimmy_carter:
isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

re-elect_jimmy_carter		2008-08-24 10:05:41 AM

fatgail: re-elect_jimmy_carter:
isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.

CBob		2008-08-24 10:08:56 AM

Odds on this being one of my wife's relatives?
(that's less of a joke than you think, they're from that area)

/there's something so NOT special about hearing "I'm not depressed!!" screamed as a greeting when you walk in the door.
//at least I have a reason to drink

fatgail		2008-08-24 10:18:29 AM

re-elect_jimmy_carter:

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.

Oh, so you don't have any idea what you're talking about then, just wanted to be 'edgy'. Shine on you crazy diamond.

re-elect_jimmy_carter		2008-08-24 10:21:27 AM

fatgail: re-elect_jimmy_carter:

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.

Oh, so you don't have any idea what you're talking about then, just wanted to be 'edgy'. Shine on you crazy diamond.

we christian haters have 2000 years to make up for.

`

some attorney		2008-08-24 10:24:01 AM

LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

Swizzle Dick		2008-08-24 10:37:54 AM

Go forth and sh/i/t no more.

-Jebus

HomoHabilis		2008-08-24 10:39:50 AM

Regan?

re-elect_jimmy_carter		2008-08-24 10:44:15 AM

some attorney: LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

thou shalt chop off thine own peener is also implied....get crackin.

Man Going His Own Way		2008-08-24 10:46:15 AM

Some government agency needs to cut her some slack and a few checks. The men responsible need to be incarcerated.

martid4		2008-08-24 10:51:22 AM

Mom?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2008-08-24 11:00:52 AM

OTA BENGA: They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

No, you use one of these...

bullock.		2008-08-24 11:05:38 AM

No one has posted this yet?

/going back to bed.

njloof		2008-08-24 11:41:28 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: OTA BENGA: They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

No, you use one of these...

OMG TTL WTF!

Mumbling Skull		2008-08-24 11:51:42 AM

This woman is probably an Alan Keyes supporter.

some attorney		2008-08-24 11:54:48 AM

re-elect_jimmy_carter: some attorney: LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

thou shalt chop off thine own peener is also implied....get crackin.

That's literally in the bible. Not completely off, but the choppin part.