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2008-08-23 07:10:06 AM
This list is bunk. in fact - the honorable mentions were all worse than most of the "top 12"

and everybody knows that this is the worst line of all time:
conair
put the bunny down
 
2008-08-23 07:19:03 AM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
 
2008-08-23 07:34:20 AM
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
 
2008-08-23 08:02:31 AM
No list is complete without this cringe-inducing line...

Four Wedding and a Funeral (1994): "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
 
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2008-08-23 08:07:58 AM
She's All That (1999) "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

I like that line!
 
2008-08-23 08:09:24 AM
That wasn't the worst line in House of the Dead. The worst (best) line was...

"You want to become immortal? Why?"
"To live forever!"


You can't argue with that kind of logic.
 
2008-08-23 08:10:11 AM
This list was utter CRAP! "Semper Fi, Motherf*cker!" is totally appropriate for a Marine to shout.

Even more, "I aim to misbehave" was on par with the character dialogue and was delivered as it should have been.

And this one was so cheesy, it was good...
"I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally."
 
2008-08-23 08:10:50 AM
Help us Obi-Wan. You're our only hope.
But. He wasn't was he?
 
2008-08-23 08:13:44 AM
Sin City (2005) "My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire." (from the EW list)

I call shenanigans on that. It was supposed to be dramatic and overblown, just like a comic book - that was the point.

/or maybe it was bad and I just adored that movie
//and Clive Owen
 
2008-08-23 08:13:50 AM
"I aim to misbehave" is a terrific line! Frak you, listmaker!
 
2008-08-23 08:26:20 AM
It is a Catch 22. I only remember the good lines.
 
2008-08-23 08:30:31 AM
Troll 2 (1990) "You can't piss on hospitality."

I refute the inclusion of this line. That is one of the greatest lines in the history of cinema, in best worst movie ever.

The entire line is: "And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

That is golden.
 
2008-08-23 08:42:44 AM
Um, excuse me?

Roadhouse: "Pain don't hurt."
 
2008-08-23 09:00:44 AM
Surly_Duff: Sin City (2005) "My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire." (from the EW list)

I call shenanigans on that. It was supposed to be dramatic and overblown, just like a comic book - that was the point.

/or maybe it was bad and I just adored that movie
//and Clive Owen


Agreed. I don't read comic books and I got the motif of the film!
 
2008-08-23 09:03:03 AM
Pathman: This list is bunk.

Ha! I haven't heard the use of "bunk" in a long time! Used to describe the quality of weed in my neck of the woods.

Yes, this list is bunk. Some of the movies on it are bunk, in totality. And obscure. I'm sure Troll 2 had many bad lines.
 
2008-08-23 09:06:19 AM
I'm happy to say I haven't seen any of those 13 movies.
 
2008-08-23 09:08:59 AM
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"
 
2008-08-23 09:12:55 AM
where's sand?
 
2008-08-23 09:17:21 AM
Worst dialogue off the top of my head from Armageddon (crap in totality, but):

A.J.: Well cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, I mean putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't know why I thought of that, I just...
Grace Stamper: Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
 
2008-08-23 09:17:48 AM
13. Serenity (2005) "I aim to misbehave."

Are you kidding?!? That was one of the better lines in the whole movie!

/And there were a bunch.
 
2008-08-23 09:22:13 AM
Oh, come on. One of the most annoying lines in any movie ever:

They mostly come at night, mostly.
 
2008-08-23 09:25:13 AM
Why so serious?
 
2008-08-23 09:25:14 AM
"What do yo say if I take you home and eat your pussy?"
 
2008-08-23 09:26:43 AM
fenrael23: "What do yo say if I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Now with linky goodness (new window)
 
2008-08-23 09:30:10 AM
"Are you alright?"

-- Conan the Barbarian to Valeria after she got shot with a dozen arrows.

/I think.
//It's been few years
 
2008-08-23 09:31:18 AM
The Rock: "FBI freeze turkey!"

Gives me douche chills every time I hear it.
 
2008-08-23 09:42:00 AM
"You're soft, not like the sand."

star wars episode II
 
2008-08-23 09:42:34 AM
fenrael23: fenrael23: "What do yo say if I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Now with linky goodness (new window)


That was hilarious...what movie is that from?
 
2008-08-23 09:46:45 AM
Batewoman: "You're soft, not like the sand."

star wars episode II


I humbly submit to the court:

[Anakin and Padme are about to be carted into the arena]
Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.
 
2008-08-23 09:48:48 AM
seminole87: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"

THIS...a crap line from a crap movie


But everyone is forgetting the coup de gras of bad lines....any line from judge dredd that had stallone using the word "judge" as a cliched(sp) one-liner, for example:

"i'll be the judge of that"
"judge, jury and execuitioner"

the list goes on for the whole flick, sorry to say I have actually seen it
 
2008-08-23 09:49:28 AM
I'm a Star Wars guy and even I can admit a lot of the lines in the prequels make me cringe like I was watching submitter's mom in a German sheissa video.
 
2008-08-23 09:51:08 AM
Please.. Dungeons and Dragons

You can run, but you can't run FAR ENOUGH!!
 
2008-08-23 09:52:20 AM
Batewoman: "You're soft, not like the sand."

star wars episode II


Ha, came in to say this line....hilariously bad lines

no wonder Lucas is divorced
 
2008-08-23 09:54:35 AM
Captain_Creampuff: Batewoman: "You're soft, not like the sand."

star wars episode II

Ha, came in to say this line....hilariously bad lines

no wonder Lucas is divorced


Natalie Portman's eyes looked like they had to almost be physically restrained from rolling when he said that to her.
 
2008-08-23 09:56:39 AM
That dude picked the wrong line from The Wicker Man. I humbly submit:

"Killing me won't bring back your farking honey!"
 
2008-08-23 09:58:27 AM
Mugato: I'm a Star Wars guy and even I can admit a lot of the lines in the prequels make me cringe like I was watching submitter's mom in a German sheissa video.

The prequels are pretty bad movies.
 
2008-08-23 10:01:44 AM
I could defend the dialog in the Prequels by pointing out that an emotionally unstable 19 year old raised by virgins wouldn't be Carey Grant when talking to an older, hot senator but I'll just concede that it was bad dialog and leave it at that.
 
2008-08-23 10:03:15 AM
Batewoman: Natalie Portman's eyes looked like they had to almost be physically restrained from rolling when he said that to her.

She rolled her eyes a few times in Episode II.
 
2008-08-23 10:06:08 AM
Mugato: I could defend the dialog in the Prequels by pointing out that an emotionally unstable 19 year old raised by virgins wouldn't be Carey Grant when talking to an older, hot senator but I'll just concede that it was bad dialog and leave it at that.

You could, but there are better ways to write hackneyed dialog to make your intent clear. Lucas is an awful writer and writes awful dialog. When the rest of the team is watching his ass, you get Ep4. When he goes in alone, you get JarJar.
 
2008-08-23 10:06:09 AM
t3knomanser: Batewoman: Natalie Portman's eyes looked like they had to almost be physically restrained from rolling when he said that to her.

She rolled her eyes a few times in Episode II.


I'd roll her a few times...in bed!
 
2008-08-23 10:06:52 AM
Didn't like Serenity but liked Firefly? That's really farking confusing.
 
2008-08-23 10:07:57 AM
ftfa
A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

damn, is it wrong of me to think this might be the best line from any movie ever?
 
2008-08-23 10:08:02 AM
Mugato: I could defend the dialog in the Prequels by pointing out that an emotionally unstable 19 year old raised by virgins wouldn't be Carey Grant when talking to an older, hot senator but I'll just concede that it was bad dialog and leave it at that.

I don't know where you get your delusions from, laser brain! Yeah, laugh it up, fuzzball!
 
2008-08-23 10:08:39 AM
more things should come in prime numbers
 
2008-08-23 10:10:48 AM
evilboyevil: Didn't like Serenity but liked Firefly? That's really farking confusing.

Serenity
was mediocre. "Firefly" was fantastic. I can understand not liking Serenity but liking "Firefly".
 
2008-08-23 10:17:15 AM
To the retard who made this idiotic list:

You do realize movies were made before the 1990s don't you?

I am sick and tired of these lists on fark compiled by teenagers.
 
2008-08-23 10:19:31 AM
That guy just started watching movies five years ago. And he doesn't watch good ones either.

And yeah, I think any list of "the 10 worst lines ever" would contain about nine from the Star Wars prequels.
 
2008-08-23 10:25:19 AM
Lacking in "Drop that zero and get with the hero."
 
2008-08-23 10:27:25 AM
craigdamage: To the retard who made this idiotic list:

You do realize movies were made before the 1990s don't you?

I am sick and tired of these lists on fark compiled by teenagers.


Have you considered not clicking on them?
 
2008-08-23 10:29:45 AM
Sun God: Help us Obi-Wan. You're our only hope.
But. He wasn't was he?


At the time it was sent, yes he was!
 
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