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(AP)   Florida deputies forced to taser Plop-Plop the unruly emu   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 57
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2008-08-22 01:25:43 PM
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get maaaaaarrrrrried.

(cue heavenly chorus of Aaaaaaa-aaaah! into dramatic DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN drumbeat)

Run Plop-Plop, Run Plop-Plop, Run Plop-Plop, Run Plop-Plop,
Run Plop-Plop, Run Plop-Plp Run!
 
2008-08-22 01:28:45 PM
Plop-Plop went flop flop?


HAHHAHAHAHAH....gasps for air....HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
 
2008-08-22 01:28:51 PM
OH! emu! I though it was an unruly emo.

That would have been so much better.
 
2008-08-22 01:28:56 PM
The deputies finally found somebody they could outsmart.
 
2008-08-22 01:30:00 PM
Plop-Plop fizz fizz?

/what a relief
 
2008-08-22 01:30:01 PM
Plop Plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!
 
2008-08-22 01:30:29 PM
images.wikia.com

Go cry emu kid.
 
2008-08-22 01:31:01 PM
Damn. Read that headline too fast and came here for the pic of a fat flop-haired razor magnet...
 
2008-08-22 01:31:43 PM
nnobodyman: Plop-Plop fizz fizz?

/what a relief


If only I could have been one second quicker, I could have been the first one to make that joke.
 
2008-08-22 01:31:59 PM
Great band name?
Plop Plop the Unruly Emu
 
2008-08-22 01:32:11 PM
The bird's name proved an apt onomatopoeia as the electric charge caused it to lose control of its bowels.
 
2008-08-22 01:32:54 PM
ilikechocolatemilk: Damn. Read that headline too fast and came here for the pic of a fat flop-haired razor magnet...

You mean this guy?

i4.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-22 01:33:12 PM
robinmeshell.com
 
2008-08-22 01:33:42 PM
Emu-bolized?
 
2008-08-22 01:34:54 PM
That headline alone is enough to crack me up

Good find, smitty!
 
2008-08-22 01:35:27 PM
Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.
 
2008-08-22 01:35:48 PM
Raging Thespian: Go cry emu kid.

dangit, you got here before i did...

/bows
//finds a razorblade delivery truck to hop in front of
 
2008-08-22 01:37:37 PM
ElZacho: Plop Plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

This is what I came in to say.
 
2008-08-22 01:39:36 PM
Clearly the police officers missed the emu-wrestling segment of training.
 
2008-08-22 01:41:51 PM
Sammy?

www.tomsiler.com
 
2008-08-22 01:42:26 PM
smileys.smileycentral.com
PLOP PLOP?!?!?
 
2008-08-22 01:42:59 PM
That is one big got-damn chikkin nougat.
 
2008-08-22 01:44:35 PM
BobNesta420: Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.


untill any sort of loud noise wakes them and they go on a farking Rampage......
Good God do i hate large flightless birds such as the Emu and its ilk. All of them have crappy attatudes, and a love for trampeling me.
The only thing worse than a Emu is a Ostrach.
 
2008-08-22 01:44:44 PM
BobNesta420: Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.


Gotta catch em first-
Parents had a emu farm. Those things are fast, man. And mean when they want to be.
 
2008-08-22 01:46:07 PM
Please, GOD, let there be dash cam footage.
 
2008-08-22 01:46:07 PM
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
 
2008-08-22 01:46:54 PM
CapitolG: BobNesta420: Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.

untill any sort of loud noise wakes them and they go on a farking Rampage......
Good God do i hate large flightless birds such as the Emu and its ilk. All of them have crappy attatudes, and a love for trampeling me.
The only thing worse than a Emu is a Ostrach.


You just gotta know how to handle 'em. Yeeehaw!
www.sa-venues.com
 
2008-08-22 01:47:38 PM
every god for himself: BobNesta420: Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.

Gotta catch em first-
Parents had a emu farm. Those things are fast, man. And mean when they want to be.


Yeah, can't they get up to something like 30MPH?
 
2008-08-22 01:50:29 PM
BobNesta420: You just gotta know how to handle 'em. Yeeehaw!

O since working at a farm with those evil birds, I have a way of handeling them, it involves a 22Lr.
I have a totaly irrational(while not baseless) fear of both birds, and wild turkys. It gets me upset to even talk about them.

Yeah, can't they get up to something like 30MPH?
YES, and they are not so good at stoping... so they will trample you if you get in their way.
 
2008-08-22 01:50:58 PM
Oh, what I would give to see a video of that.
 
2008-08-22 01:51:10 PM
BobNesta420: every god for himself: BobNesta420: Silly cops. Don't they know that you can make an emu fall asleep by rubbing the space between their eyes? Seems like the farmer would've known that.

/It really does work. They fall asleep like a little baby.

Gotta catch em first-
Parents had a emu farm. Those things are fast, man. And mean when they want to be.

Yeah, can't they get up to something like 30MPH?


don't know for sure
I know an emu claw to the chest feels like a kick from a horse.
/maybe a small horse
 
2008-08-22 01:55:56 PM
Where's the "Don't Tase Me, Bro" kid?? Maybe he and emu can start a support group?
 
2008-08-22 01:56:16 PM
consciousNOT
Oh, what I would give to see a video of that.

Rule 34. Please have your credit card ready.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2008-08-22 01:57:09 PM
How delicious are emus?

Anybody know?

/hungry
 
2008-08-22 01:57:24 PM
Raging Thespian: images.wikia.com

For you:

img359.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-22 01:58:23 PM
Ok... so emus can be unruly.

So, can emus be ruly, too?

Can anyone be ruly?

/linguistics degree FTW
//too much thinking about these things
///slashies make me sleepy
 
2008-08-22 01:59:28 PM
eraser8: How delicious are emus?

Anybody know?

/hungry


Surprisingly tasty. And supposidly very healthy meat too. Fry em up for emu nuggets.
 
2008-08-22 02:00:45 PM
eraser8: How delicious are emus?

Anybody know?

/hungry


Delicious. Especially with a side of SUV fender.
 
2008-08-22 02:03:06 PM
eraser8: How delicious are emus?

Very, and with every bite you get to know you helped kill a Emu, and thats almost as tasty as the bird meat......

What will freek you out is it is Red Meat, not like chicken or turkey, how farking freeky is that?
 
2008-08-22 02:04:18 PM
I used to live by a petting zoo. At this place they had a bunch of animals including a big flock of ducks. And then there was one Emu. I drove by this place all the time, and every time I would think to myself "that emu must be lonely". After a while I started thinking to myself those ducks must be saying "Man you're one ugly duck" to the Emu. I could imagine the Emu responding "I'm not a duck, I'm an Emu!" But the ducks would be all like "Dude, you're a duck. You have wings and feathers. You just made that word up anyway. Emu, what a stupid word". And I started thinking that after a while the Emu must have started to think that the ducks were right. I mean if everyone tells you something over and over again, you have to start to wonder if they're right. And then one day I drove by, and there were two emus in there. I rolled down my window and yelled "YEAH TAKE THAT YOU FARKING DUCKS!!!"
 
2008-08-22 02:05:07 PM
Link (new window) NSFW (I'm at work. Still looked. Ah the Cubical How I love thine good abilities of blocking mine pornage from onlookers.)

Some of these pics are just as sexy as I hepped. Some, not so much.
 
2008-08-22 02:06:23 PM
CapitolG: eraser8: How delicious are emus?

Very, and with every bite you get to know you helped kill a Emu, and thats almost as tasty as the bird meat......

What will freek you out is it is Red Meat, not like chicken or turkey, how farking freeky is that?


I wonder if all flightless birds are red meat. Quick! Somebody cut open a penguin!
 
2008-08-22 02:07:43 PM
Lampmonster: I used to live by a petting zoo. At this place they had a bunch of animals including a big flock of ducks. And then there was one Emu. I drove by this place all the time, and every time I would think to myself "that emu must be lonely". After a while I started thinking to myself those ducks must be saying "Man you're one ugly duck" to the Emu. I could imagine the Emu responding "I'm not a duck, I'm an Emu!" But the ducks would be all like "Dude, you're a duck. You have wings and feathers. You just made that word up anyway. Emu, what a stupid word". And I started thinking that after a while the Emu must have started to think that the ducks were right. I mean if everyone tells you something over and over again, you have to start to wonder if they're right. And then one day I drove by, and there were two emus in there. I rolled down my window and yelled "YEAH TAKE THAT YOU FARKING DUCKS!!!"


Well played sir. Will played.....
 
2008-08-22 02:08:45 PM
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die," and "Plop-Plop, the Unruly Emu."
 
2008-08-22 02:11:00 PM
BobNesta420: I wonder if all flightless birds are red meat. Quick! Somebody cut open a penguin!

I know ostrach meat is read meat too, having never worked at a penguin farm, i do not know about their meat. and having never been trampled by a penguin, i do not feel inspired to find out.
 
2008-08-22 02:12:07 PM
Read-Red

Sheesh ... no exucse for this one... wait, i blame wetriffs.com

maybe i ment that ostrach meat has words on it... nevermind... it was just a stupid mistake
 
2008-08-22 02:14:36 PM
oiamslain: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die," and "Plop-Plop, the Unruly Emu."

Holy shiat, that's funny.
 
2008-08-22 02:16:01 PM
That article was emusing

Florida cops...is there anything they can't tase?
 
2008-08-22 02:16:46 PM
Last night when I read this story on my local paper site (NWFDailynews) I just knew it would make Fark. It sure makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when we make the paper.

/might be the beer
 
2008-08-22 02:17:31 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
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