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(PhysOrg.com)   "As she got older she got shorter and broader and was reduced to a giant gelatinous blob, carrying many thousands of eggs"   (physorg.com) divider line 110
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2008-08-22 08:00:58 AM  
"But, enough about my wife...."

/Had to be said
//My own wife is not a Farker, thank God!
 
2008-08-22 08:09:23 AM  
Rosie O'Donnell?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-08-22 08:18:38 AM  
I like the phrase "overweight breeding machine."
 
2008-08-22 09:12:08 AM  
Didn't we talk about her just yesterday?
 
2008-08-22 09:15:42 AM  
Sperm whale. Sperm.
 
2008-08-22 09:20:57 AM  
Britney?
 
2008-08-22 09:22:18 AM  
mom?
 
2008-08-22 09:32:31 AM  
Why does every story about a colossal squid get so much ink?
 
2008-08-22 09:42:58 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: "But, enough about my wife...."

/Had to be said
//My own wife is not a Farker, thank God!


I know your wife, and I'd be shocked if she ever even offered to carry a dozen eggs.



/don't really know your wife
 
2008-08-22 09:47:06 AM  
Oh boy, we haven't had a good Michelle Duggar / It's Not a Clown Car(TM) thread in a while. This should be fun.
 
2008-08-22 10:11:42 AM  
Well with beachball sized eyes, she IS cute in the face. And she probably gives GREAT backrubs.

Maybe she's holding out for a kindred spirit, a chum chaser if you will.
 
2008-08-22 11:18:57 AM  
she got shorter and broader and was reduced to a giant gelatinous blob, carrying many thousands of eggs

blogs.guardian.co.uk
 
2008-08-22 12:00:15 PM  
NetOwl: DjangoStonereaver: "But, enough about my wife...."

/Had to be said
//My own wife is not a Farker, thank God!

I know your wife, and I'd be shocked if she ever even offered to carry a dozen eggs.


MY WIFE IS A SAINT!!!!!!

/don't really know your wife

Oh....

nevermind
 
2008-08-22 12:24:54 PM  
www.aethertraveller.com
 
2008-08-22 12:25:47 PM  
Mom?
 
2008-08-22 12:27:49 PM  
Cyborg77: Mom?

SushiJoe: mom?

I am too slow for the likes of you.
 
2008-08-22 12:28:17 PM  
Aeonite, I haven't played D&D in 20 years, and that's the first thing I though of when I read the headline.

/hoodoggy I'm a nerd!
 
2008-08-22 12:28:38 PM  
Blob in question:

www.wright.edu
 
2008-08-22 12:29:39 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Rosie O'Donnell?

Ha! First person I thought of.
 
2008-08-22 12:30:27 PM  
Nice to know my ex is contributing to scientific research.
 
2008-08-22 12:30:54 PM  
Crotchfruit thread ?
 
2008-08-22 12:30:58 PM  
lisa lampanelli aka "the bus"?
 
2008-08-22 12:31:29 PM  
img373.imageshack.us

Obviously that describes the Horta to a T.
 
2008-08-22 12:31:31 PM  
LeafyGreens: Aeonite, I haven't played D&D in 20 years, and that's the first thing I though of when I read the headline.

/hoodoggy I'm a nerd!


The same thing came to my mind.
 
2008-08-22 12:31:36 PM  
Hershey Highway Patrol: Blob in question:

Must be an old pic. Only 14 kids in that pic.
 
2008-08-22 12:31:58 PM  
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lumps pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
Shes lump shes lump
Shes in my head
Shes lump shes lump shes lump
She might be dead
 
2008-08-22 12:33:45 PM  
Aeonite

i253.photobucket.com

Ohhh, close. But technically Mr. Gygax has qualified that as a giant Gelatinous Cube. I will have to deduct five hit points and ask you to role the dice to see how many minutes your halfling Druid Panglos Von Frottagelichen must self-flagellate with this magical Flail of Self-Loathing.
 
2008-08-22 12:35:32 PM  
All of a sudden I miss Rodney Dangerfield very badly....
 
2008-08-22 12:35:55 PM  
You all just leave Barbara Bush alone.

Props to the Gelatinous Cube.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Obviously that describes the Horta to a T.

Was that from Horta Hears a Who?
/ People are People
// I know, devil in the dark
/// I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer
//// Slashie
 
2008-08-22 12:36:54 PM  
brap: Aeonite

Ohhh, close. But technically Mr. Gygax has qualified that as a giant Gelatinous Cube. I will have to deduct five hit points and ask you to role the dice to see how many minutes your halfling Druid Panglos Von Frottagelichen must self-flagellate with this magical Flail of Self-Loathing.


I am *so* turned on right now.
 
2008-08-22 12:37:17 PM  
brap: Well with beachball sized eyes, she IS cute in the face.

Anime squid?
 
2008-08-22 12:39:37 PM  
media.canada.com

/a Canadian blob?
 
2008-08-22 12:41:04 PM  
a discussion with me and my friend about this article:

her: revenge is best served at Red Lobster
me: so thats what you call your vagina? :D
her: um NO my vag is Buffalo Wild (Bat)Wings (was about to say Olive Garden but opted for the self-effacing humor)
 
2008-08-22 12:41:59 PM  
"The 495 kilogramme (1,090-pound) female, accidently hauled in by a fishing boat in the Antarctic last year, was an overweight breeding machine"

Sounds like all the women on the west side of Columbus Ohio.
 
2008-08-22 12:42:09 PM  
SushiJoe: mom?

Came here for this, but the comment being made by someone named SushiJoe just makes it that much better. Kudos.
 
2008-08-22 12:42:41 PM  
Isn't that what happens to deep-sea stuff when you bring it to the surface? I've heard stories of bottom-dwellers that just fall apart once they're brought up to the surface.

/not Rita MacNeil
 
2008-08-22 12:43:28 PM  
You guys see the sad side story about that poor little whale
they've got to put down?

teh suxxors
 
2008-08-22 12:44:12 PM  
This is a pretty funny thread. I'm kraken up over here.
 
2008-08-22 12:44:43 PM  
This normally applies to Mexicans and we like to call them squatty bodies.
 
2008-08-22 12:44:44 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

You rang?
 
2008-08-22 12:44:48 PM  
FTA "squid's lower beak measures around 40 centimetres across, while other beaks have been found -- usually in the stomach of predator sperm whales -- measuring up to 49 centimetres. "

I doubt that. That would be approx. 17 inches. Maybe 40 - 49 millimeters.

/not a marine biologist
//but I play one on TV.
 
2008-08-22 12:45:42 PM  
It's defying scientists? It must be punished!
 
2008-08-22 12:46:19 PM  
www.superphotospace.com

media.justjared.com

APPROVES
 
2008-08-22 12:46:34 PM  
brap: Aeonite



Ohhh, close. But technically Mr. Gygax has qualified that as a giant Gelatinous Cube. I will have to deduct five hit points and ask you to role the dice to see how many minutes your halfling Druid Panglos Von Frottagelichen must self-flagellate with this magical Flail of Self-Loathing.


THIS.

/there is a huge difference between a cube and a blob, people
//but thinking of Gelatinous Cubes wandering the ocean's floor is awesome
 
2008-08-22 12:49:55 PM  
WALMART.saves: Might as well update the "Clown Car" pic....

I always thought that meme was a bit off. It should be uterus is not a clown car.
 
2008-08-22 12:50:34 PM  
Seriously. No Sally Struthers pics?

For shame, fark. For shame.
 
2008-08-22 12:51:14 PM  
My first thought.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-22 12:51:21 PM  
Assbutter: WALMART.saves: Might as well update the "Clown Car" pic....

I always thought that meme was a bit off. It should be uterus is not a clown car.


Vaginas are more fun than uterii.

/no idea if it's actually uteruses, uterii, or walruses.
 
2008-08-22 12:51:59 PM  
I banged your sister: Sounds like all the women on the west side of Columbus Ohio.

Now now, I met one good looking chick from the west side. One.

/And she was crazy.
//Not "no wire coathangers" crazy, but Steve Buscemi in Con Air crazy.
 
2008-08-22 12:54:14 PM  
www.democracycellproject.net

Clown Car: It's not a vagina
 
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