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(CBC)   Americans: they'll do anything to get hold of Canada's ripe, delicious wheat   (cbc.ca) divider line 171
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2008-08-21 09:10:31 PM
Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D
 
2008-08-21 09:10:45 PM
I can't believe that country still lets people speak French. By God's grace, this is North America. We speak English on this continent people. ENGLISH
 
2008-08-21 09:11:27 PM
Foreigners can't own farms. Everyone has to learn French. Local TV must air Canadian content.

Somebody has an inferiority complex

/Ducks
 
2008-08-21 09:11:47 PM
i took a bread baking course on saturday and the teacher was praising canadian flour
 
2008-08-21 09:13:07 PM
noooooooooessssss!!! Okies cunnut haf ma weeeetttt!!!!
 
2008-08-21 09:13:25 PM
Smack talking us Canadians, eh? We handed your collective ass to you in the War of 1812...don't make us come down there again and annex you!
 
2008-08-21 09:13:30 PM
Canadian wheat? That's like pine straw with the exchange rate right?

/I know, I know
 
2008-08-21 09:15:30 PM
Yeah right, I'll smoke it all before you even make it to the border! Oh wait, wheat? Yeah ok, we can share. Send me one Jennifer Tilly and one Jennifer Love Hewitt and we'll make something happen.
 
2008-08-21 09:15:35 PM
I recently flew to Montreal on a small private plane from Baltimore at a comparatively low altitude. You can actually SEE the border on the ground because of the ownership laws. Nothing but 100's of miles of farmland and this thin, perfect line separating what would otherwise be single farms. The line went on for as far as we could see from the plane.

It's cool as shiat.
 
2008-08-21 09:17:38 PM
Ok, ok, slow down. I took american flaming off my diet, Seriously I was getting out a hand there for a while. But really you guys better elect Obama or were joining the Taliban

Regards,
Canukistan
 
2008-08-21 09:19:10 PM
Maybe the United States should limit ownership here.
 
2008-08-21 09:19:34 PM
That's MY wheat, PUNK !
 
2008-08-21 09:20:21 PM
It gets 400 hectares to a tank of kerosene.

PUT IT IN H!!!!!
 
2008-08-21 09:20:22 PM
This guys mom was Canadian, so he'd be a shoe-in for dual citizenship if he spent the 30 minutes and a hundred bucks filling out the required immigration paperwork (please expect 4-6 years for a reply).
 
2008-08-21 09:20:32 PM
Thats not your wheat BUDDY!!!
 
2008-08-21 09:21:50 PM
Bari: I can't believe that country still lets people speak French. By God's grace, this is North America. We speak English on this continent people. ENGLISH*

* Except for Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama
 
2008-08-21 09:22:22 PM
Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.
 
2008-08-21 09:22:32 PM
Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D


I still checked.
 
2008-08-21 09:22:58 PM
BokerBill: Bari: I can't believe that country still lets people speak French. By God's grace, this is North America. We speak English on this continent people. ENGLISH*

* Except for Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama


Ive been to CR a few times.. they speak more english there than here in miami.
 
2008-08-21 09:24:09 PM
i35.tinypic.com

Wheat... lots of wheat... fields of wheat... a tremendous amount of wheat...
 
2008-08-21 09:25:18 PM
Psst... hey Sam, buddy. Have I got the stuff for you: #1 Durum. This shiat is pedigreed, man. Highest protein content I've ever farkin' seen, man. You wanna get high and bake bread?

/old school cereal pusher
 
2008-08-21 09:25:26 PM
Well no wonder those yokels hump mooses up there. If they put limits on how much farmland a single individual can own, that translates to tons of lonely, loveless Canucks on a cold winter night...
 
2008-08-21 09:25:36 PM
keep your dirty american fingers off of my wheat
 
2008-08-21 09:27:07 PM
Hahaha! It's all a decoy. While you're distracted, protecting your precious wheat, we'll run off with your all the poutine! Ahahahahahha!

...and your weed.
 
2008-08-21 09:28:19 PM
Darconix: Well no wonder those yokels hump mooses up there. If they put limits on how much farmland a single individual can own, that translates to tons of lonely, loveless Canucks on a cold winter night...

simpsonfan: Annex Canada, it's not even a real country anyway.

MUST...........FIGHT..............DOUCHEBAGS.......................
 
2008-08-21 09:28:38 PM
Feed the wheat to the poor baby seals left abandoned from those evil clubbing canucks.

/yea canaduh is teh suck
 
2008-08-21 09:28:59 PM
BokerBill: Bari: I can't believe that country still lets people speak French. By God's grace, this is North America. We speak English on this continent people. ENGLISH*

* Except for Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama


Only Mexico is in North America, the rest are in Central America.
Duh!
 
2008-08-21 09:29:41 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: we'll run off with your all the poutine!

i maak sentunsez gud.

Maybe we'll steal some of your teachers and school supplies while we're up there, too.

...and the weed.
 
2008-08-21 09:29:44 PM
i'm driving my life away: keep your dirty american fingers off of my wheat

Your wheat smells of moose!
 
2008-08-21 09:31:07 PM
GBmanNC: Only Mexico is in North America, the rest are in Central America.
Duh!


Some US Americans dont have maps
 
2008-08-21 09:31:22 PM
I'll tell you another thing... the beer sucks!
 
2008-08-21 09:32:18 PM
America's hat
 
2008-08-21 09:34:19 PM
Canada doesn't have wheat, it's just a frozen wasteland. A frozen forested wasteland. People eat moose, pine cones, and maple leaves.
 
2008-08-21 09:34:31 PM
yes wheat, but how much for teh wommenz? (take a step back alanis and you too celine, you freak)
 
2008-08-21 09:34:48 PM
mmmm, canadian weed
 
2008-08-21 09:34:52 PM
luvdoctor: Smack talking us Canadians, eh? We handed your collective ass to you in the War of 1812...don't make us come down there again and annex you!

It's always worth a bushel of laughs whenever someone brings up that point considering that the war ended with the utter annihilation of the invading British troops.
 
2008-08-21 09:35:07 PM
lordargent: Canada doesn't have wheat, it's just a frozen wasteland. A frozen forested wasteland. People eat moose, pine cones, and maple leaves.

They tap trees there.
 
2008-08-21 09:35:47 PM
vsync: Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.


12.fl.oz.: Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D

I still checked.


Us Canadians are tempting, no?
XD
 
2008-08-21 09:37:04 PM
error4829: Feed the wheat to the poor baby seals left abandoned from those evil clubbing canucks.

/yea canaduh is teh suck


Get your insults straight. We club the baby seals.

/yeah we're hardcore
//baby schmaby
 
2008-08-21 09:38:07 PM
Bill Frist: America's hat
...

Canada's Mexico.
 
2008-08-21 09:38:10 PM
Miss Smartass: vsync: Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.

12.fl.oz.: Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D

I still checked.

Us Canadians are tempting, no?
XD


Hmmmmmm... no pictures.. I don't believe you. Hiding teh canadian hotness is morally bankrupt.
 
2008-08-21 09:39:08 PM
Miss Smartass: vsync: Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.

12.fl.oz.: Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D

I still checked.

Us Canadians are tempting, no?
XD




I like the cut of your jib. My friend, if you are located out west we should go for a drink.

/farkette
 
2008-08-21 09:39:21 PM
He just wants a place to run to when the bombs start falling. Makes sense. We've got lots of space up north.
 
2008-08-21 09:39:50 PM
sleeps in trees: error4829: Feed the wheat to the poor baby seals left abandoned from those evil clubbing canucks.

/yea canaduh is teh suck

Get your insults straight. We club the baby seals.

/yeah we're hardcore
//baby schmaby


I heard you guys club the seals with babies.
 
2008-08-21 09:41:31 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: sleeps in trees: error4829: Feed the wheat to the poor baby seals left abandoned from those evil clubbing canucks.

/yea canaduh is teh suck

Get your insults straight. We club the baby seals.

/yeah we're hardcore
//baby schmaby

I heard you guys club the seals with babies.



Only ugly ones (babies that is).
 
2008-08-21 09:43:28 PM
Bill Frist: America's hat

Xerxes99: I'll tell you another thing... the beer sucks!

error4829: Feed the wheat to the poor baby seals left abandoned from those evil clubbing canucks.

/yea canaduh is teh suck


thegonz111: Darconix: Well no wonder those yokels hump mooses up there. If they put limits on how much farmland a single individual can own, that translates to tons of lonely, loveless Canucks on a cold winter night...

simpsonfan: Annex Canada, it's not even a real country anyway.

MUST...........FIGHT..............DOUCHEBAGS.......................


AAARRRGHHHHHH!~!ELEVEN!!!YY!!!!!!
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alrightI'vehaditwithyouwarmongeringmilkshakeswillingfatassinsensitvebullyingmeat headedevilpolititianingfascistapatheticnotyourbuddyguynhlteamstealingcrossburnin gtinycountryinvadingjerkfaces!

/i keed
 
2008-08-21 09:45:13 PM
skankalicious: Miss Smartass: vsync: Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.

12.fl.oz.: Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D

I still checked.

Us Canadians are tempting, no?
XD

Hmmmmmm... no pictures.. I don't believe you. Hiding teh canadian hotness is morally bankrupt.


Actually, it's the fact that I'm younger then 18.

sleeps in trees: Miss Smartass: vsync: Miss Smartass: //don't bother with my profile, no picture

I looked anyway.

12.fl.oz.: Miss Smartass: Americans will do anything for anything Canadian.
/I AM Canadian
//don't bother with my profile, no picture
/// ;D

I still checked.

Us Canadians are tempting, no?
XD



I like the cut of your jib. My friend, if you are located out west we should go for a drink.

/farkette


/not old enough to drink
//and I'm in Toronto
///and I'd probably get on your nerves fast

To all the ones who were expecting a hot 20 year old Canadian chick
Pedos.
 
2008-08-21 09:45:30 PM
Denial_of_Death: Wheat... lots of wheat... fields of wheat... a tremendous amount of wheat...

Wow, I really thought I'd be the first one to make this reference.

/I'll show myself out
 
2008-08-21 09:47:32 PM
Tainted1: luvdoctor: Smack talking us Canadians, eh? We handed your collective ass to you in the War of 1812...don't make us come down there again and annex you!

It's always worth a bushel of laughs whenever someone brings up that point considering that the war ended with the utter annihilation of the invading British troops.


I don't think that's true...I think they actually marched down and burned the capital, then escaped to waiting ships, the American defenders were actually annaihilated by the British, because they weren't Canadians yet...something like that anyway. Also I believe we were repelled 2-3 times prior to that on our attemped invasions of...I forget where in Canada...some place with more moose than people. Sorry my history is rusty. Anyone more studied up on this?
 
2008-08-21 09:47:43 PM
Bari: I can't believe that country still lets people speak French. By God's grace, this is North America. We speak English on this continent people. ENGLISH*

BokerBill: * Except for Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama

Last time I was in Mexico, they spoke English well enough to accept bribes take my order at a restaurant. And the rest of those are Central America, not North America, but I'll wager they take bribes can speak English there also.
 
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