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(SFGate)   61-year-old woman gives birth to own grandchild. Vagina: It's not a time machine   (sfgate.com) divider line 87
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2008-08-21 04:17:51 PM
Just another day in West Virginia...
 
2008-08-21 04:25:36 PM
Where we're going, we don't need...uterine canals
 
2008-08-21 04:36:04 PM
Whoa.

That is the second joke about a vagina being a time machine I have heard today.

Freaky.
 
2008-08-21 05:21:53 PM
I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.
 
2008-08-21 05:21:56 PM
I'd go back and forth and back and forth through time....in a vagina.
 
2008-08-21 05:21:57 PM
Well isn't that...gross
 
2008-08-21 05:22:25 PM
ManRay: That is the second joke about a vagina being a time machine I have heard today.

My wife's vagina has a flux capacitor.
 
2008-08-21 05:22:29 PM
Something something, grilled cheese, pull apart.
 
2008-08-21 05:23:14 PM
In before "It's more likely than you think."
 
2008-08-21 05:23:28 PM
Please post the

"I am my own grandpa"

story? PLZ?
 
2008-08-21 05:23:46 PM
Vagina: It's not a time machine

I don't know, they make me feel young again every time.
 
2008-08-21 05:23:56 PM
www.quizilla.com

Not impressed
 
2008-08-21 05:24:06 PM
I guess it looked like an uncooked cornish game hen passing between gray drapes?
 
2008-08-21 05:24:33 PM
img1.fark.net
 
2008-08-21 05:24:36 PM
approves:

i35.tinypic.com
 
2008-08-21 05:25:04 PM
Ace Attorney: Not impressed

Beat me to it!
 
2008-08-21 05:26:02 PM
Suddenly I'm reminded of a Ray Stevens song called 'I'm my own Grandpa'
 
2008-08-21 05:26:31 PM
Proving there is no limit to the insanity moms are capable of in trying to obtain grandchildren...
 
2008-08-21 05:26:42 PM
JohDHJ: Ace Attorney: Not impressed

Beat me to it!


more relevant pic.
 
2008-08-21 05:26:53 PM
Bob Ondeeznuts: My wife's vagina has a flux capacitor.

Oh, so that's what this sexual impedance thing is about.
 
2008-08-21 05:28:45 PM
ManRay: Whoa.

That is the second joke about a vagina being a time machine I have heard today.

Freaky.


Wow. Deja va-jay-jay. (Or is that Deja vulva?)
 
2008-08-21 05:30:06 PM
mylonitic: approves:

He did do the nasty in the pasty.
 
2008-08-21 05:30:59 PM
A mother helping out her daughter. Using a family member instead of a stranger for a surrogate.

Hmmm, I guess I missed that this was a "ewww gross" moment.
 
2008-08-21 05:31:20 PM
Why is it sick, nasty and gross? The woman didn't have a uterus, so they took an egg out of her mixed it with her husbands(or some guys) sperm and put it in the mom to have the baby. A lot of women are infertile and I think that invetro should be covered by insurance and egg donation should be covered also. Invetro is about $20k in MN per session, and usually it takes 2-3 times to actually get pregnant.
 
2008-08-21 05:31:23 PM
I came for the clown car picture, and I leave disappointed.
 
2008-08-21 05:32:42 PM
Great Scott!
 
2008-08-21 05:32:50 PM
homosexual man: Bob Ondeeznuts: My wife's vagina has a flux capacitor.

Oh, so that's what this sexual impedance thing is about.


Yes. Quite the opposite of sexual resistance. And lets not even get into AC/DC.

/looks at your handle

oh, nevermind...
 
2008-08-21 05:33:13 PM
Lampmonster: mylonitic: approves:

He did do the nasty in the pasty.


Verily.
 
2008-08-21 05:33:50 PM
I'm my own Grandpa so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2008-08-21 05:34:01 PM
Bob Ondeeznuts: ManRay: That is the second joke about a vagina being a time machine I have heard today.

My wife's vagina has a flux capacitor.


You mean you have to wire her up to a clock tower and pray for lightning to get her going??

Wow. Talk about impedance.
 
2008-08-21 05:34:03 PM
Not totally the same thing, but it reminded me of This (new window - Non RR)
 
2008-08-21 05:35:02 PM
TwoLegit2Quit: Why is it sick, nasty and gross? The woman didn't have a uterus, so they took an egg out of her mixed it with her husbands(or some guys) sperm and put it in the mom to have the baby. A lot of women are infertile and I think that invetro should be covered by insurance and egg donation should be covered also. Invetro is about $20k in MN per session, and usually it takes 2-3 times to actually get pregnant.

So your a Doctor or Just barren and bitter? I really cant tell from your reply. Besides this is Fark...
 
2008-08-21 05:35:03 PM
How come the japanese are against surrogate births
 
2008-08-21 05:35:04 PM
So mom screwing her son is not okay but the natural result of such an encounter is okay?
 
2008-08-21 05:36:40 PM
...or as my co-worker just said "yeah, all the joy of giving birth without the mess and bother of actually having to have sex."
 
2008-08-21 05:37:18 PM
Danger Avoid Death - im officially a fan . you crack me up consistently man, youre on my halfassed list of the funniest Fark has around
 
2008-08-21 05:37:58 PM
Grandchildren, in my vagina?

/it's mor...whatever

//
 
2008-08-21 05:38:09 PM
ultraholland: I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

ULTRA COMBO
 
2008-08-21 05:38:13 PM
Sapper_Topo: TwoLegit2Quit: Why is it sick, nasty and gross? The woman didn't have a uterus, so they took an egg out of her mixed it with her husbands(or some guys) sperm and put it in the mom to have the baby. A lot of women are infertile and I think that invetro should be covered by insurance and egg donation should be covered also. Invetro is about $20k in MN per session, and usually it takes 2-3 times to actually get pregnant.

So your a Doctor or Just barren and bitter? I really cant tell from your reply. Besides this is Fark...


Neither. Although I could be infertile, won't know until I want to have kids. I think it is hard for women because you dream of always wanting to have kids and then you find out in your mid 20's or 30's that you can't and all your dreams are shattered. It is hard for many people to deal with...especially when there are 14 year olds forgetting to use a condom once and getting pregnant; where I know many women who have tried for years, and getting into a whole lot of debt. If I found out I was infertile and tried everything possible, yes I would ask my mom or sister to carry the baby or donate a few eggs.
 
2008-08-21 05:40:18 PM
images.rottentomatoes.com
 
2008-08-21 05:40:26 PM
Prof. Frink: So mom screwing her son is not okay but the natural result of such an encounter is okay?

You might want to brush up on genetics...

Granny is only hosting the little bastard and not contributing DNA.
 
2008-08-21 05:41:43 PM
Hey Grandma...

LET IT GO!! YOU ARE OLD!!!
 
2008-08-21 05:42:03 PM
alienchickenpie: I came for the clown car picture, and I leave disappointed.

Just for you:

cache.bordom.net
 
2008-08-21 05:42:25 PM
at80eighty: Danger Avoid Death - im officially a fan . you crack me up consistently man, youre on my halfassed list of the funniest Fark has around

Wow. I've never had my name on someone's ass before. Which half?
 
2008-08-21 05:42:31 PM
Just what the world needs: Recursive vaginas.
 
2008-08-21 05:42:37 PM
TwoLegit2Quit: Sapper_Topo: TwoLegit2Quit: Why is it sick, nasty and gross? The woman didn't have a uterus, so they took an egg out of her mixed it with her husbands(or some guys) sperm and put it in the mom to have the baby. A lot of women are infertile and I think that invetro should be covered by insurance and egg donation should be covered also. Invetro is about $20k in MN per session, and usually it takes 2-3 times to actually get pregnant.

So your a Doctor or Just barren and bitter? I really cant tell from your reply. Besides this is Fark...

Neither. Although I could be infertile, won't know until I want to have kids. I think it is hard for women because you dream of always wanting to have kids and then you find out in your mid 20's or 30's that you can't and all your dreams are shattered. It is hard for many people to deal with...especially when there are 14 year olds forgetting to use a condom once and getting pregnant; where I know many women who have tried for years, and getting into a whole lot of debt. If I found out I was infertile and tried everything possible, yes I would ask my mom or sister to carry the baby or donate a few eggs.


*Checks Profile*

Hmmm possibly infertile no pics but how you doin???

/Assuming Im not related to you.
//Northerners it's a pretty tight gene pool in these parts hey??!
 
2008-08-21 05:43:47 PM
This is not the first time this has been done. I remember a woman carrying twins for her daughter sometime in the late 90's. It is certainly different, but I don't see how it's worse than any other surrogate situation.
 
2008-08-21 05:44:06 PM
JamisonJamieJames: How come the japanese are against surrogate births

yea? Why?
 
2008-08-21 05:44:53 PM
I hope they go to court over who gets to keep the kid. If the daughter/mom wins, then maybe she can collect child support from granny's social security check. Then we could have another fark thread to go nuts over.
 
2008-08-21 05:47:31 PM
Bob Ondeeznuts:

My wife's vagina has a flux capacitor.


Tell me about it... I get damn tired of feeding her beer all the time.

i293.photobucket.com
 
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