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(CNN)   CNN holds a four person roundtable discussion on Amanda Beard "dissing" Michael Phelps. It's not news, it's CNN. Bonus not gay columnist commentary   (cnn.com) divider line 234
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2008-08-21 11:49:11 AM
Goddammit, CNN.
 
2008-08-21 12:04:45 PM
Who is Amanda Beard??

::google GIS search::

Oh, wow. I feel all tingly now.
 
2008-08-21 12:05:16 PM
The funny thing about CNN is they still act all serious. They're really just Fixed News II now, but with slightly less Evil(tm).
 
2008-08-21 12:13:01 PM
Wow. They actually did.
 
2008-08-21 12:32:14 PM
She thinks he's her little brother. I've heard that. Not gettin' any there.
 
2008-08-21 01:18:08 PM
Amanda Beard is a butterface. Michael Phelps is a stupid douche. CNN is going way the fark downhill. People really care about this stuff?
 
2008-08-21 01:19:56 PM
Here I thought they couldn't go any lower when they gave Glen Beck his own show there. Did Murdoch buy out CNN when we weren't looking?
 
2008-08-21 01:27:22 PM
I confused Amanda Peet and Amanda Beard. My error was no inaner than reality.
 
2008-08-21 01:29:27 PM
hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface. Michael Phelps is a stupid douche. CNN is going way the fark downhill. People really care about this stuff?

Let's not forget who had a live feed to the Bigfoot press conference.
 
2008-08-21 02:06:44 PM
Amanda Bear:
August 14 200m breaststroke 2:27.70 Did not advance

Suck it up.
 
2008-08-21 02:21:38 PM
hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface.

studman69 didn't waste any time making his presence known in this thread.

/screen door
//hurricane
 
2008-08-21 02:30:17 PM
Solid State Vittles: hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface.

studman69 didn't waste any time making his presence known in this thread.

/screen door
//hurricane



Amanda Bear is studman69.
 
2008-08-21 03:05:06 PM
Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?
 
2008-08-21 03:07:10 PM
Musto is teh Ghey subby and Phelps looks like a retard
 
2008-08-21 03:08:44 PM
National disgrace.
 
2008-08-21 03:08:53 PM
The Black Spy: Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?


Hell, I'd use her for a beard. Or a soul patch, depending on how she shaves it. I guess if it's bald, she'd be a goiter. Whatever. I would eat her pussy.
 
2008-08-21 03:08:56 PM
Sir Roderick Glossop: I confused Amanda Peet and Amanda Beard. My error was no inaner than reality.

/amuzed.
 
2008-08-21 03:09:22 PM
I bet Phelps is curious why she's 'fronting'.
 
2008-08-21 03:09:45 PM
A well informed public is the foundation of a strong democ...ra...cy...oh fark it.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-21 03:09:53 PM
Yay another thread where we can post Phelp pics
towleroad.typepad.com
 
2008-08-21 03:10:12 PM
I'd hit Amanda. Nice bod.

I'd also hit Phelps, with a hammer, just because I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.
 
2008-08-21 03:10:34 PM
Mmmm Amanda Shavenclam
 
2008-08-21 03:10:59 PM
I'm better looking than all these people
 
2008-08-21 03:11:03 PM
Did they mention the missing 2 year old? That's all I care about, according to the news.

Any sharks or Global Cooling/Warming/Climate Change I should be shoring up my 9th story apartment about?
 
2008-08-21 03:11:06 PM
This: The Black Spy: Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?

Hell, I'd use her for a beard. Or a soul patch, depending on how she shaves it. I guess if it's bald, she'd be a goiter. Whatever. I would eat her pussy.



THIS, This
 
2008-08-21 03:11:31 PM
FEMALE OLYMPIAN THREAD IS GO
images.china.cn
 
2008-08-21 03:11:51 PM
LegacyDL: Yay another thread where we can post Phelp pics

He looks like a retard who forgot to remove his skoal before entering the kiddie pool.
 
2008-08-21 03:12:07 PM
Amanda Hugankiss ?

/Who?
 
2008-08-21 03:12:17 PM
Michael Phelps is a butterface, much more so than Amanda Beard. Also, his IQ can't be higher than 85 as demonstrated by his horrendous interviews.

/Pick up a book Michael, I swear it won't bite
//At least he has the whole swimming thing to fall back on
 
2008-08-21 03:12:49 PM
Every time I see Amanda Beard's name, I think of...

cache.daylife.com

She actually looks better than she used to. I guess coming out has been good for her.
 
2008-08-21 03:13:10 PM
I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?
 
2008-08-21 03:13:12 PM
Most Trusted Name in News my pale arse

/I'm looking at you Sanjay and Lou
 
2008-08-21 03:13:17 PM
How come CNN doesn't have a discussion every time some woman laughs at my looks?

/probably because it happens too often.
 
2008-08-21 03:13:33 PM
img57.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-21 03:13:44 PM
This: The Black Spy: Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?

Hell, I'd use her for a beard. Or a soul patch, depending on how she shaves it. I guess if it's bald, she'd be a goiter. Whatever. I would eat her pussy.


Key board, you owe me one.
 
2008-08-21 03:14:12 PM
que.guero: I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-08-21 03:14:34 PM
I'm impressed that the first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court now has a radio show.
 
2008-08-21 03:14:38 PM
que.guero: I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!
 
2008-08-21 03:14:39 PM
If I'm Michael Phelps and I can have any female I want on the planet I'm really getting a kick out of this beyotch I've never heard of ruining the vibe.
Michael Phelps could have Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo would just have to say 'take her, she's yours'. If he wanted Chuck Norris' woman, Chuck would help her pack. Face it, a one time nerd worked his tail off and did good and now he gets his. Karma is in balance, if only for a little while.

/and slashies
 
2008-08-21 03:15:02 PM
Less Amanda Beard. More Amanda Wenk.

/That is all.
 
2008-08-21 03:15:51 PM
CtrlAltDelete 2008-08-21 11:49:11 AM
Goddammit, CNN.

Haha, for some reason the second I read this I cracked up and spit water on my keyboard.

/long day
 
2008-08-21 03:16:03 PM
Have you ever heard this woman talk? She's incredibly dumb. Like Sherri Shepard and a bottle of Valium dumb.
 
2008-08-21 03:17:07 PM
Ok, we get it... He is a racist baptist that hates gheys. Can we stop talking about Phelps now?
 
2008-08-21 03:17:42 PM
Rapmaster2000: Have you ever heard this woman talk? She's incredibly dumb. Like Sherri Shepard and a bottle of Valium dumb.

Have you ever heard a smart woman talk? They know to keep their mouth's shut when men are having a conversation.

/I keed!!! I keed!!!
//Please don't hurt me.
 
2008-08-21 03:18:01 PM
Amanda who?
 
2008-08-21 03:18:25 PM
Phelps already farked it....then kicked it to the curb!

///I'd hit
//three times
/doing the breast stroke
 
2008-08-21 03:18:33 PM
Robert1966: Every time I see Amanda Beard's name, I think of...



She actually looks better than she used to. I guess coming out has been good for her.


Err....she came out in '93....like 15 years ago.
 
2008-08-21 03:18:36 PM
I just GISed her and saw the Playboy pics.

She might hold the world record for most airbrushed face of all time. She must be NASTY in person. They brushed her so much she looks like Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon got to her.
 
2008-08-21 03:18:47 PM
And I have misplaced my little apostrophe. I hate it when those guys run off like that.
 
2008-08-21 03:19:39 PM
Ace Attorney
FEMALE OLYMPIAN THREAD IS GO

sorry, dude, it's more like "semi-athletic butterface who poses naked and slanders ohter people because she can't win a race or even qualify for the final" thread is a go. Nastia actually won something, so she doesn't qualify.

/still hawt, though
 
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