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		CNN holds a four person roundtable discussion on Amanda Beard "dissing" Michael Phelps. It's not news, it's CNN. Bonus not gay columnist commentary (cnn.com)		234
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CtrlAltDelete		2008-08-21 11:49:11 AM

Goddammit, CNN.

recoil		2008-08-21 12:04:45 PM

Who is Amanda Beard??

::google GIS search::

Oh, wow. I feel all tingly now.

50mm		2008-08-21 12:05:16 PM

The funny thing about CNN is they still act all serious. They're really just Fixed News II now, but with slightly less Evil(tm).

BizarreRecords		2008-08-21 12:13:01 PM

Wow. They actually did.

Tr0mBoNe		2008-08-21 12:32:14 PM

She thinks he's her little brother. I've heard that. Not gettin' any there.

hokiebuckeye		2008-08-21 01:18:08 PM

Amanda Beard is a butterface. Michael Phelps is a stupid douche. CNN is going way the fark downhill. People really care about this stuff?

patrick767		2008-08-21 01:19:56 PM

Here I thought they couldn't go any lower when they gave Glen Beck his own show there. Did Murdoch buy out CNN when we weren't looking?

Sir Roderick Glossop		2008-08-21 01:27:22 PM

I confused Amanda Peet and Amanda Beard. My error was no inaner than reality.

NittLion78		2008-08-21 01:29:27 PM

hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface. Michael Phelps is a stupid douche. CNN is going way the fark downhill. People really care about this stuff?

Let's not forget who had a live feed to the Bigfoot press conference.

klymen		2008-08-21 02:06:44 PM

Amanda Bear:
August 14 200m breaststroke 2:27.70 Did not advance

Suck it up.

Solid State Vittles		2008-08-21 02:21:38 PM

hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface.

studman69 didn't waste any time making his presence known in this thread.

/screen door
//hurricane

klymen		2008-08-21 02:30:17 PM

Solid State Vittles: hokiebuckeye: Amanda Beard is a butterface.

studman69 didn't waste any time making his presence known in this thread.

/screen door
//hurricane

Amanda Bear is studman69.

The Black Spy		2008-08-21 03:05:06 PM

Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?

drjekel_mrhyde		2008-08-21 03:07:10 PM

Musto is teh Ghey subby and Phelps looks like a retard

Joker you diabolical...		2008-08-21 03:08:44 PM

National disgrace.

This		2008-08-21 03:08:53 PM

The Black Spy: Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?

Hell, I'd use her for a beard. Or a soul patch, depending on how she shaves it. I guess if it's bald, she'd be a goiter. Whatever. I would eat her pussy.

sub_harmonic		2008-08-21 03:08:56 PM

Sir Roderick Glossop: I confused Amanda Peet and Amanda Beard. My error was no inaner than reality.

/amuzed.

PYROY		2008-08-21 03:09:22 PM

I bet Phelps is curious why she's 'fronting'.

toonz		2008-08-21 03:09:45 PM

A well informed public is the foundation of a strong democ...ra..._cy...oh fark it.

farm4.static.flickr.com

LegacyDL		2008-08-21 03:09:53 PM

Yay another thread where we can post Phelp pics
towleroad.typepad.com

Jument		2008-08-21 03:10:12 PM

I'd hit Amanda. Nice bod.

I'd also hit Phelps, with a hammer, just because I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.

Limp_Bisquick		2008-08-21 03:10:34 PM

Mmmm Amanda Shavenclam

impaler		2008-08-21 03:10:59 PM

I'm better looking than all these people

chaddsfarkprefect		2008-08-21 03:11:03 PM

Did they mention the missing 2 year old? That's all I care about, according to the news.

Any sharks or Global Cooling/Warming/Climate Change I should be shoring up my 9th story apartment about?

Gatherer S. Thompson		2008-08-21 03:11:06 PM

This: The Black Spy: Amanda is Michael Phelps "beard"?

/what?

Hell, I'd use her for a beard. Or a soul patch, depending on how she shaves it. I guess if it's bald, she'd be a goiter. Whatever. I would eat her pussy.

THIS, This

Ace Attorney		2008-08-21 03:11:31 PM

FEMALE OLYMPIAN THREAD IS GO
images.china.cn

PYROY		2008-08-21 03:11:51 PM

LegacyDL: Yay another thread where we can post Phelp pics

He looks like a retard who forgot to remove his skoal before entering the kiddie pool.

septic_mouth		2008-08-21 03:12:07 PM

Amanda Hugankiss ?

/Who?

HappyLittleTree		2008-08-21 03:12:17 PM

Michael Phelps is a butterface, much more so than Amanda Beard. Also, his IQ can't be higher than 85 as demonstrated by his horrendous interviews.

/Pick up a book Michael, I swear it won't bite
//At least he has the whole swimming thing to fall back on

Robert1966		2008-08-21 03:12:49 PM

Every time I see Amanda Beard's name, I think of...

cache.daylife.com

She actually looks better than she used to. I guess coming out has been good for her.

que.guero		2008-08-21 03:13:10 PM

I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?

berylman		2008-08-21 03:13:12 PM

Most Trusted Name in News my pale arse

/I'm looking at you Sanjay and Lou

Dr. Frisbee		2008-08-21 03:13:17 PM

How come CNN doesn't have a discussion every time some woman laughs at my looks?

/probably because it happens too often.

Bartleby the Scrivener		2008-08-21 03:13:33 PM

Coiled Hot 1		2008-08-21 03:13:44 PM

Ace Attorney		2008-08-21 03:14:12 PM

que.guero: I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?

upload.wikimedia.org

Plastic Secretary Floor		2008-08-21 03:14:34 PM

I'm impressed that the first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court now has a radio show.

Dr. Frisbee		2008-08-21 03:14:38 PM

que.guero: I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Can anyone tell me where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2008-08-21 03:14:39 PM

If I'm Michael Phelps and I can have any female I want on the planet I'm really getting a kick out of this beyotch I've never heard of ruining the vibe.
Michael Phelps could have Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo would just have to say 'take her, she's yours'. If he wanted Chuck Norris' woman, Chuck would help her pack. Face it, a one time nerd worked his tail off and did good and now he gets his. Karma is in balance, if only for a little while.

/and slashies

bill4935		2008-08-21 03:15:02 PM

Less Amanda Beard. More Amanda Wenk.

/That is all.

sboyle1020		2008-08-21 03:15:51 PM

CtrlAltDelete 2008-08-21 11:49:11 AM
Goddammit, CNN.

Haha, for some reason the second I read this I cracked up and spit water on my keyboard.

/long day

Rapmaster2000		2008-08-21 03:16:03 PM

Have you ever heard this woman talk? She's incredibly dumb. Like Sherri Shepard and a bottle of Valium dumb.

hugram		2008-08-21 03:17:07 PM

Ok, we get it... He is a racist baptist that hates gheys. Can we stop talking about Phelps now?

Dr. Frisbee		2008-08-21 03:17:42 PM

Rapmaster2000: Have you ever heard this woman talk? She's incredibly dumb. Like Sherri Shepard and a bottle of Valium dumb.

Have you ever heard a smart woman talk? They know to keep their mouth's shut when men are having a conversation.

/I keed!!! I keed!!!
//Please don't hurt me.

nnobodyman		2008-08-21 03:18:01 PM

Amanda who?

jkovac02		2008-08-21 03:18:25 PM

Phelps already farked it....then kicked it to the curb!

///I'd hit
//three times
/doing the breast stroke

Cap'n Vic		2008-08-21 03:18:33 PM

Robert1966: Every time I see Amanda Beard's name, I think of...

She actually looks better than she used to. I guess coming out has been good for her.

Err....she came out in '93....like 15 years ago.

IamGod2u		2008-08-21 03:18:36 PM

I just GISed her and saw the Playboy pics.

She might hold the world record for most airbrushed face of all time. She must be NASTY in person. They brushed her so much she looks like Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon got to her.

Dr. Frisbee		2008-08-21 03:18:47 PM

And I have misplaced my little apostrophe. I hate it when those guys run off like that.

bukketmaster		2008-08-21 03:19:39 PM

Ace Attorney
FEMALE OLYMPIAN THREAD IS GO

sorry, dude, it's more like "semi-athletic butterface who poses naked and slanders ohter people because she can't win a race or even qualify for the final" thread is a go. Nastia actually won something, so she doesn't qualify.

/still hawt, though

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