Why should they quit doing what they do best just because the school year has ended?

Sort of want?

Nice hair. What do you use for gel?

I'd hit it. Twice, maybe thrice?

bigredkrzy: Sort of want?

But would you pay?

/should be legal

A prostiteacher. Awesome. Yeah I'd escort that.

How is 14yr old johnny supposed to cough up $300 to boink his teacher? HUH? tell me that?!

I lived in Houston for several years. Getting sex for money seemed to be about the easiest thing to do there (aside from finding a restaurant).

As such, this does not surprise me. Oh, and seeing the street corner girls makes me wonder how they can survive as prostitutes. Some real scary looking women there.

Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

I've seen worse looking hookers.

Giggity.

need a HOT tag (for the article...not her). ASININE seems a bit harsh

What's this world coming to? Can't even get teacher nookie for free anymore...

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

No kidding. If it was in MN, they'd be covering Frogtown.

This explains why my son wants $300 to buy a bookbag.

She looks good for 38 and a (part-time) hooker

$300? Better have been a "trip to Greece" involved for that price.

I'd conjugate her verbs. Well, maybe. Yeah, probably. Meh.

Look on the bright side, at least she wasn't farking a student!

Why is prostitution a crime again?

I'd give her the longhorn.

Really? This is the headline that mods ultimately went with? I know I submitted and probably dozens of others with a better headline. Fark is fading real fast.

Or it's a sign that this teacher recognized that she can make some extra cash by doing what comes naturally to her (being a skank). Teachers in public schools (at least in north Dallas) are making more than I am. Unfortunately I don't have the option of whoring myself out. No one would pay over $3.50

Hey at least she gets paid for it rather than give it to a student for free.

She was released from the Harris County Jail on $500 bond.

That'll be $500 or 1.7 sex acts, please.

And the Four Seasons is a classy place. If it was $300 for the room and her definitely count me in.

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Because Jesus hated prostitutes

Fist. Angry. God.

/etc.
//It's a mugshot, bet she cleans up well.

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

"A Cleveland High School teacher, in Houston, Texas "

eh? That's a bit too tricky for my brain too...

"When she entered the room, the deal was done."

*nudge mudge wink wink say no moah!*

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

I've actually never thought of that. Why is it a crime? It's their(hooker) body and their(hooker) time. I mean technically isn't a trophy wife a high class hooker that just lots of "overnights"?

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

6 beers want.

Backpage.com is full of cops, apparently.

I used to know this guy, total dumbass, who signed up for one of those male escort agent ads and they sent him down to meet a "lady" who turned out to be a cop who arrested him in the lobby. Now he is a registered sex offender for the rest of his life and he didnt even take his pants off.

Idiot.

300 bucks? that'll teach you!

We're paying people to fart around on the internet looking for hookers. Then paying for the court procedure, then paying for the probation period.

Why?

Somebody refresh my memory on what the difference is between a "career prostitute" and whatever the other kind is.

defiancecp: Nice hair. What do you use for gel?

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Supposedly, it's because not all prostitutes are doing it voluntarily.

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

If it helps, there is no "Cleveland High School" in Cleveland, Ohio.

It is indeed Cleveland, TX. My wife was happy to hear this on the news since her sister, an aspiring theater arts teacher, lives not too far from there.

I'd hit it, but only for free because I'm a cheapass!

Damn cops...screwing up stuff for everyone else actually looking for a hookup online.

if you pay teachers anything over minimum wage, you're throwing money at the problem.

if teachers really believed in their students, they would all work on a volunteer basis.



vote mccain

I'm glad no one got mugged or stabbed... or their identity stolen while the Houston police were burning tons of man hours and resources on this 'sting'

whodigsben: Fark is fading real fast.

No kidding. Used to be at least three or four liters in a thread complaining that their headline didn't get chosen.

whodigsben: Really? This is the headline that mods ultimately went with? I know I submitted and probably dozens of others with a better headline. Fark is fading real fast.

A moment of silence for your pride...

There. Now go back out there and get 'em, champ!

FTFA: "placed on paid administrative leave pending resolution of the matter."

That's good work if you can get it.

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

because it's too hard to tax

In Canada (or is it just Ontario...hm) prostitution is legal, so long as you are selling YOUR body on YOUR terms, i.e. pigs be hatin pimps. But from what I have seen in Toronto, the prostitutes are a valuable source of information for police about certain other shady characters or crimes, i.e. they chat...on the street...like it's no big thang. weird.

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Same reason weed is illegal. If legal, the govt wouldn't be able to tax it effectively.

The schools pimp out their students every year. They go door to door selling wrapping paper, candy, cards, magazines, etc.

This seems like a logical next step. Pimps and whores have to stick together, after all.

Your tax dollars hard at work.
Catching actual "dangerous" criminals is too risky and takes too much work, let's just go bust some underpaid teacher instead. Because, well, you know, sex is the biggest threat to society.

re-elect_jimmy_carter

1/10

RylNalyevo: It is indeed Cleveland, TX. My wife was happy to hear this on the news since her sister, an aspiring theater arts teacher, lives not too far from there.

Theater arts, eh? At least she knows there's now a opening available for summer work.

There are a million skanks out there that fark a different guy every night because he bought her a couple of beers at the local watering hole. That's legal. Skipping the beers and small talk makes it illegal?

If she's being paid $300 for her "services" then she isn't being paid what she's worth. She's being overpaid. I'd give her $20 for a BJ behind the bus depot.

/maybe $50
//sharp knees, etc.

Xerxes99: Look on the bright side, at least she wasn't farking a student!

Now that would be a story... a hot teacher charging her students for sex. The first one caught doing that will be an instant fark legend!

Fark, I thought it was a local teacher. Subby is a tease!

/no soup for me.

McBun: bigredkrzy: Sort of want?

But would you pay?

/should be legal

With my current finances? No

Probably if I had money.

/works in a library

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

Maybe it had something to do with a Cleveland Steamer??

Zafler: re-elect_jimmy_carter

1/10

HEY!

i deserve an extra point for taking the time to dig up that retarded cartoon.

Balchinian: whatever the other kind is.

A hobby prostitute?

Don't know why all the confusion about Clevelands. Just the other day we had a story from Cleveland, UK.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: if you pay teachers anything over minimum wage, you're throwing money at the problem.

if teachers really believed in their students, they would all work on a volunteer basis.

vote mccain


/would like to have a word with you...alone

Was she offering student discounts?

She needed classroom supplies?

GIS for the teacher's name instead comes up with this image, so I figured it's some decent eyebleach?

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Because for a long time, and arguably still today, males have dominated the laws, religious institutions, and the courts of public opinion. The male attitude towards females is one of protection of themselves first, but also restriction of anything that could put the females in a superior or equal position to the males. E.g. we can't have women *charging* us for sex!

That's why prostitutes historically faced a greater sentence than their johns.

Granted there are feminist arguments against prostitution - economic rape, etc., but I'm a dude, so I'm not going to put those out there. ;)

LordZorch: Or, more likely, a sign that they are already overpaid....

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: The schools pimp out their students every year. They go door to door selling wrapping paper, candy, cards, magazines, etc.

This seems like a logical next step. Pimps and whores have to stick together, after all.

Bet they make a lot more for the school that way too.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Zafler: re-elect_jimmy_carter

1/10

HEY!

i deserve an extra point for taking the time to dig up that retarded cartoon.

The point was for the cartoon. They claim to believe that the free market fixes all, so why would they expect public servants to work for free?

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I will be in Dallas next week at a hotel. Can someone forward my info to her. I like brunetts and we could have a great time together. I can help her financial situation.

Yeah, I gave that comment on that website a thumbs up!!

I would contend they are being paid exactly what they are worth.

Does she offer a student discount?

Alright. I'm sick of hearing about how hard teachers have it.

$40k for a nine month gig = ~$53k/yr adjusted.

If the quality of the unionized work is on par now with what it was 20 years ago when I went to public school, it is waaaay too much.

Maybe she is just a whore?

Balchinian:
I think the difference is that a hooker hobbyist (the other kind) is in it to supplement a regular income. But I will tell you what, if she is charging $300 a pop, then her teaching job is the supplemental income and she is a "career prostitute".

DAnthrope: Because, well, you know, sex is the biggest threat to society.

Generally, no. But there is that pesky AIDS thing.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: if you pay teachers anything over minimum wage, you're throwing money at the problem.

Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

d'art: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Because for a long time, and arguably still today, males have dominated the laws, religious institutions, and the courts of public opinion. The male attitude towards females is one of protection of themselves first, but also restriction of anything that could put the females in a superior or equal position to the males. E.g. we can't have women *charging* us for sex!

That's why prostitutes historically faced a greater sentence than their johns.

Granted there are feminist arguments against prostitution - economic rape, etc., but I'm a dude, so I'm not going to put those out there. ;)

they've got some hot hos down the street from my apartment...mostly turkish and eastern european chicks...and it's all legal.

farkingatwork: GIS for the teacher's name instead comes up with this image, so I figured it's some decent eyebleach?

THATS A MAN! baby!

Zafler: They claim to believe that the free market fixes all, so why would they expect public servants to work for free?

because teachers are often liberal.

Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

Kome: re-elect_jimmy_carter: if you pay teachers anything over minimum wage, you're throwing money at the problem.

Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it "eliminating unions". If you start paying firing teachers good salarieswho just don't give a damn or do a bad job teaching, you'll get might be able to hire better applicants who can do a better job.

Fixed

Sgian Dubh: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

because it's too hard to tax

ka ching!

300?

Tonight we **** in Cleveland?

brap , what IS it with you & dogs & sharpies?

"A Cleveland High School teacher, in Houston, Texas previously charged with prostitution has helped the city come up with a new fund raising plan. Starting October parents can not help contribute funds to city schools by paying to spend time with select teachers. The plan is expected to increase school funds by 35%."

Mister_man: farkingatwork: GIS for the teacher's name instead comes up with this image, so I figured it's some decent eyebleach?

THATS A MAN! baby!

you cant see the knees, but you know they're sharp.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: because teachers are often liberal.

Ahh, I forgot that, ok ok 3/10 ... 2 points for using a meta slam against the "libs".

Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

Now that's the kind of school work I could help my kids out with at night. "No, son, only give the woman the "fish eye" if she charges more than $15 for a BJ."

/*Sniff*....They grow up so fast....

at80eighty: brap , what IS it with you & dogs & sharpies?

furry fetish?

RE: Teachers salaries

Assuming that the above ass-pulled figure of $40K is a correct average, I would argue that it is an underpayment for some teachers and an overpayment for others.

You just can't make a blanket statement that teachers are overpaid, or underpaid. There is just too much variation in teacher ability and performance to make that sort of generalized claim.

Hotlinked price negotiated @ $300

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

It is legal, just called marriage. How do you think stay at home moms get money. Its nasty favors.

d'art: we can't have women *charging* us for sex!

I wish someone would have let me in on this, seems like I have spent a lot of money trying to get laid.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Mister_man: farkingatwork: GIS for the teacher's name instead comes up with this image, so I figured it's some decent eyebleach?

THATS A MAN! baby!

you cant see the knees, but you know they're sharp.

So is her Adams apple!

DAnthrope: Your tax dollars hard at work.
Catching actual "dangerous" criminals is too risky and takes too much work, let's just go bust some underpaid teacher instead. Because, well, you know, sex is the biggest threat to society.

THIS

If you aren't going to legalize it, you should just make it like a speeding ticket, littering, or any other trivial "crime": civil citation, no arrest, no jail. Pay your ticket and move on with life

We already have legalized highway robbery by uniformed thugs, why not add pimping to their repertoire and have them shake down hookers for cash while they're out "protecting" and "serving" us.

beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

you know, in texas its damn near impossible to make a prostitution arrest as anything done between 2 adults is just considered services for their time served

to put that in english, when you pay the whore, you are paying for her time... and anything you two choose to do is perfectly legal in that time

now, putting it in tape or adding a midget, that costs extra and violates some laws

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Alright. I'm sick of hearing about how hard teachers have it.

$40k for a nine month gig = ~$53k/yr adjusted.

If the quality of the unionized work is on par now with what it was 20 years ago when I went to public school, it is waaaay too much.

Maybe she is just a whore?

But their job is so hard they need the summer off. In no other profession do you find people working more than an 8 hour day, 5 days a week except for teachers.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Alright. I'm sick of hearing about how hard teachers have it.

$40k for a nine month gig = ~$53k/yr adjusted.

If the quality of the unionized work is on par now with what it was 20 years ago when I went to public school, it is waaaay too much.

Maybe she is just a whore?

Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

non-taxable income?

'Friends' must have been really hard on her

A great use of time and money spent by the police force. I hope this is brought up the next time they want more budgetary funds for additional cops and raises to keep the current cops in place.

keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

FLORA DORA!!!!11

keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

Nope last time I checked anything under 18 was not legal!

smerfnablin: now, putting it in tape or adding a midget

Maybe where you are from, but that is so legal in my book

nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

Yeah, this. What it takes to raise student performance is better students.

brewssuds: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Alright. I'm sick of hearing about how hard teachers have it.

$40k for a nine month gig = ~$53k/yr adjusted.

If the quality of the unionized work is on par now with what it was 20 years ago when I went to public school, it is waaaay too much.

Maybe she is just a whore?

But their job is so hard they need the summer off. In no other profession do you find people working more than an 8 hour day, 5 days a week except for teachers.

Whoa. That is true. That's like 40 hours a week!

Mister_man: keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

Nope last time I checked anything under 18 was not legal!

OK, I laughed. Actually I was talking about surrogacy.

"I don't know to what extent she did this job. As far as I'm concerned, she's a teacher that got arrested for prostitution. I don't know that she was a career prostitute," Williams said.


Hmmm Don't know if it was a career or just a side thing.

Obviously she has had a career as a Teacher, this is just money to help the school team. Right?

MikeSass:

Ahh, I see. Thanks for the clarification on "hooker hobbyist vs. career prostitute". Sounds about right.

I tend to agree with your assessment of the teacher salary issue, but would add that any career job (profession) which does not pay enough to support a family of four, including enough to pay for the kids college and provide retirement savings for the parents, is a job which is underpaid. I tend not to include performance in this sort of assessment, as if you are crappy at it then I feel you should be fired and forced to find something else to do.

vengethis: 'Friends' must have been really hard on her

i was thinking way more Marissa Tomei actually

I used to work for that district. I can tell you without a doubt, they DO NOT pay enough. My starting salary? $21,500 a year. That place is just the shiat.

adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

Nah, just get 29 around the worlds ... 29 * 15 = 435 ... 2 dollars left, and you get the best service.

/What? Don't look at me like that

farkingatwork: decent eyebleach

I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

or

26x$15
1x$12
5x$7
no tip

keypusher: Mister_man: keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

Nope last time I checked anything under 18 was not legal!

OK, I laughed. Actually I was talking about surrogacy.

Alright but I still say you can't do that with any one under 18 and I really think that would cost a lot extra from this chick.

keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron.

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

Cleveland, Texas. The Jewel of East Texas. My wife is from there and I taught at the high school for two years. Talk about redneck nightmare. The school had a 35% pregnancy rate. I had an 11th grader in one class that was pregnant with her third.

nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

For $300 you can find out :)

keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

"Selling is legal. farking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell farking?"

Selling is legal. Children are legal. So why isn't it legal to sell children?

Do you think it's free to adopt a kid?

Maybe she's a whore who moonlights as a teacher.

jst3p: keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?


Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron.

Yeah, we should just leave it to big business and politicians who are only in it for the good of the community to lead and create our rules.

no BUTTSECS!!! pic? you guys are slippin

How awesome would that have been to be one of her students that she was hitting up in a chatroom. I would have coughed up the $300 in an instant. Its pretty safe to say that you are getting an A when you know her little secret.

orat-on-a-stick: jst3p: keypusher: beer4breakfast: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?


Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron.

Yeah, we should just leave it to big business and politicians who are only in it for the good of the community to lead and create our rules.

I don't know why you throw big business in, but we should leave it to the elected officials. They government can only be as crappy as we allow. If we aren't happy with it we can only blame ourselves.

gorgor: nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

For $300 you can find out :)

If she's like most teachers, she'll leave early, have 1/3 of the time off, and still biatch about her salary.

Kome: If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

My mom is a HS teacher, so I'm re... Seriously, she is.

HS teachers that have been around for 5-10 years make a salary around $43K. That's well within the avg income level for the country. 10-20 year teachers make shy of $50K annually & 20+ years can fetch almost $60K/ yr. Now a 1-5 year HS teacher will only make somewhere in the mid $30K's.

Like any other job, they are paid on experience. Simply giving them more money will not guarantee they'll be better teachers.

She'll lose her job over the press surrounding it. Face it though, would you want to go back to a job in the public eye after this kind of arrest?

I agree with what many have said before... this shouldn't be a crime. Having prostitution be illegal is like having landscaping being illegal. Heaven forbid you want your grass mowed.

adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

You gotta go
59 handjobs and
2 blowjobs

After all, the schools are teaching abstinence.

nuclear_asshat: gorgor: nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

For $300 you can find out :)

If she's like most teachers, she'll leave early, have 1/3 of the time off, and still biatch about her salary.

Fark you...I don't know a single teacher that has the summer "off". If you do, they are a shiatty teacher.

Well it looks as though she can go full time now.

BobtheFascist: Like any other job, they are paid on experience. Simply giving them more money will not guarantee they'll be better teachers.

Or give better head.

Zorkthemadman: She'll lose her job over the press surrounding it. Face it though, would you want to go back to a job in the public eye after this kind of arrest?

I almost got fired from that school for being an atheist. I got called into the boss' office because I was seen in the car of a single, female teacher while I am a married man (we were carpooling). Trust me, she is WAY past gone.

Freakin Rican: no BUTTSECS!!! pic? you guys are slippin

No, but here's some audio to go with that pic:

Sad trombone (new window)

I don't know... I think I see some Marisa Tomei resemblance-

aesc: nuclear_asshat: gorgor: nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

For $300 you can find out :)

If she's like most teachers, she'll leave early, have 1/3 of the time off, and still biatch about her salary.

Fark you...I don't know a single teacher that has the summer "off". If you do, they are a shiatty teacher.

Actually a friend of mine has the summer off. And he's not a shiatty teacher. He's actually a very good teacher.

In your face.

Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

How much for a rusty trumbone followed by a donkey punch and topped with a cherry danish?

Kome: re-elect_jimmy_carter: if you pay teachers anything over minimum wage, you're throwing money at the problem.

Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

That's partially true. However there needs to be a way to pay poor teachers smaller salaries. Then there is the anti-intellectualism attitudes of in some parts of the country.

Yeah, we should just leave it to big business and politicians who are only in it for the good of the community to lead and create our rules.

I don't know why you throw big business in, but we should leave it to the elected officials. They government can only be as crappy as we allow. If we aren't happy with it we can only blame ourselves.

I toss in Big Business because that's who owns the 'elected officials'

The elected officials will lean only in the direction the money comes from, that would be big business.

Here's the Weeners from the site:

Its becoming more and more the acceptance of doing anything, or things that influence the weak hearted such as maturing children and teens. Fully reason, accept searching for truth in morals as the standard. Try it before you deny it. Peace

Wow. English, motherfarker!

I'm going to make this my motto: "Fully reason! Try it before you deny it! Peace!"

Ackbarican_Idol: adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

You gotta go
59 handjobs and
2 blowjobs

After all, the schools are teaching abstinence.

That just sounds like a recipe for a lot of chaffing and a bad rash.

You better bring the jerkins lotion.

Zafler: re-elect_jimmy_carter: because teachers are often liberal.

Ahh, I forgot that, ok ok 3/10 ... 2 points for using a meta slam against the "libs".

do you know what the libs are doing to our soil?

Mister_man: re-elect_jimmy_carter: Mister_man: farkingatwork: GIS for the teacher's name instead comes up with this image, so I figured it's some decent eyebleach?

THATS A MAN! baby!

you cant see the knees, but you know they're sharp.

So is her Adams apple!

Not so hot for teacher huh?

aesc: Fark you...I don't know a single teacher that has the summer "off". If you do, they are a shiatty teacher.

HA HA! Whatever. Then you don't know many teachers. Yes they have the occasional in-service day, but unless they elect to teach in the summer, most have at last an equivalent of 8 weeks off.

I guarantee at every school where teachers are biatching about salaries, there is a janitor who arrives earlier, leaves later, and doesn't have a winter/summer/spring break.

When you factor in days worked, teachers on the average are not overpaid.

whodigsben: Really? This is the headline that mods ultimately went with? I know I submitted and probably dozens of others with a better headline. Fark is fading real fast.

1. Mods don't approve links.
2. You're a whiny biatch.
3. Glad to see some things never change on Fark.

Prostitution as a summer job is yet another sign teachers aren't paid what they are worth (w/pic)

No, it's just a sign that teachers are whores.

Mose: I don't know... I think I see some Marisa Tomei resemblance-

for that comment, you get to smoke a turd in hell for all eternity!

/not happy with the comparison

Texas huh?

I guess we don't have to ask what position she plays.

Mose: I don't know... I think I see some Marisa Tomei resemblance-

You take that back.

Right now.

This hooker has been burning up the local news this week. Its been said before, I know, but God how I wish I was in school right now. The girls dress like prostitutes and the teachers are blowing everthing in sight.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

she can slap my tuging stick with a ruler any day

Cannon: ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

I've actually never thought of that. Why is it a crime? It's their(hooker) body and their(hooker) time. I mean technically isn't a trophy wife a high class hooker that just lots of "overnights"?

It's because cops really, really get a thrill out of imposing "moral" rules. It's just so much fun busting hookers and kids smoking dope and being all caveman macho and stuff by humiliating them.

Cops would deserve a lot more respect if they stopped acting like bullies and actually fighting REAL crime.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Zafler: re-elect_jimmy_carter: because teachers are often liberal.

Ahh, I forgot that, ok ok 3/10 ... 2 points for using a meta slam against the "libs".

do you know what the libs are doing to our soil?

/Landing Strips?
//Gay Martians?

at80eighty: brap , what IS it with you & dogs & sharpies?

It's similar to the cat and lipstick conundrum.

Teacher in question, Laurie Ann Lewis.


Liza Snyder from the greates sitcom ever, "Yes Dear"

Im with MOZE. That photo looks like a poor man's Marisa Tomei.

15 beers and I'm pulling out MY COUSIN VINNY lines while I'm drilling her in the ass.

Girl From The North Country: Texas = Big Hair

Minnesota = Plump and Pasty

I_AM_SRC: Liza Snyder from the greates sitcom ever, "Yes Dear"

Bwahahaha! Nice.

She's not a four seasons kind of girl. Doubletree maybe...

adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

Nah
25x$15
4x$12
2x$7
no tip

Catymogo1: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

40k would just barely be cutting it for Houston unless you are in a ghetto area or have an awkward living arrangement (such as not having to pay rent or only having to pay only a small portion). In Houston, you pretty much MUST have a car - and in addition you will be doing a lot of driving and stuck in traffic. You would need 50k to have a decent quality of life assuming you live by yourself here. A decent apartment alone will cost you 650-800 a month for a single.

fark the Police?

Hittable.

The $300 was not for the sex. It was so she would STFU and leave.

teachers are over paid.
yes OVER paid.

go look at private schools for comparable rates.

Appears she's right-eye dominant.

chaosdeathgerbil:
re-elect_jimmy_carter: Zafler: re-elect_jimmy_carter: because teachers are often liberal.

Ahh, I forgot that, ok ok 3/10 ... 2 points for using a meta slam against the "libs".

do you know what the libs are doing to our soil?

/Landing Strips?
//Gay Martians?

Yes, the conservatives are fine people. They're good Americans.
But they're just content to kick back with a cool Coors 16-ouncer, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57. They good, fine people.

Apparently, re-elect_jimmy_carter got his pamphlet in the mail (from Pueblo Colorado). The question is, was it addresses to Bill Junior?
And why would Mr. Clinton have mail sent there?
Did Bill Junior get decapitated in The Mixer? What was he doing there? Perhaps he really was a DAAAARREdevil, just like his old man.

Thinking about these correlations generates more questions as to the Burrow Owl's purpose. What it merely a metaphor?

/Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!

//Mites are living in your eye(S)lashes.

Girl From The North Country: Texas = Big Hair

Hey now, most of the big haired girls down here are from/in the small towns. Note: I did say most, all states have their exceptions to the rule.

I've seen plenty of big haired beauties in many a feed-corn-town up in MN. I lived in Owatonna and Eagan for some time and got to see much of the state. Great people and a great state, I miss the lakes!

IamGod2u: There are a million skanks out there that fark a different guy every night because he bought her a couple of beers at the local watering hole. That's legal. Skipping the beers and small talk makes it illegal?

THIS!

Freakin Rican: no BUTTSECS!!! pic? you guys are slippin

Here ya go.

LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

There is a Cleveland MN.... it's a church and a bar I think. My sister-in-law says we were there once, I missed it I guess.

Asinine, Face a 2.

/ba dum dum

Ed Finnerty: LamOtter: Why is this covered in a Minnesota paper if she went all the way to Houston? And it said she taught in Cleveland...was that Cleveland, TX or Cleveland, OH? Maybe Cleveland, MN (if such a thing exist). Man, I'm so confuse-ed!

No kidding. If it was in MN, they'd be covering Frogtown.

There's a Cleveland, Minnesota. It's in the southwest part of the state, near Mankato and St. Peter. But there's nothing there. Certainly no prostiteachers.

/ checked to make sure

Prank Call of Cthulhu

$300? Better have been a "trip to Greece" involved for that price.

You, sir, win the thread. Great farking post.

/would hit
//or rather...would allow her to hit me

Day_Old_Dutchie: Cops would deserve a lot more respect if they stopped acting like bullies and actually fighting REAL crime.

But that would require doing difficult and dangerous police work. It's much easier and safer to sit in a comfy chair in front of a computer and bust e-hookers, or to park your air conditioned cruiser in the median strip and write speeding tickets all day.

So you can have sex with anyone you want for any reason... except because they paid you. Got it.

That is nothing! This (new window) is the way it is done.

the money is in the banana stand: Catymogo1: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

40k would just barely be cutting it for Houston unless you are in a ghetto area or have an awkward living arrangement (such as not having to pay rent or only having to pay only a small portion). In Houston, you pretty much MUST have a car - and in addition you will be doing a lot of driving and stuck in traffic. You would need 50k to have a decent quality of life assuming you live by yourself here. A decent apartment alone will cost you 650-800 a month for a single.

could be worse. In Northern VA I am paying 1140 for a single bedroom

/makes a little over 40k
//I do fine with my income/cost of living

H0N6_K0N6_PH003Y: adragontattoo: Ghastly: Jimmy has $437. Alice will give him a handjob for $7, a blowjob for $12, and "around the world" for $15. What combination of sex acts will spend the most amount of Jimmy's money and how much change will he have left. Show your work.

26x$15
3x$12
1X$7
4 dollar tip

Nah
25x$15
4x$12
2x$7
no tip

How about just the tip?

/Dane Cook used to be funny
//Ok, so not really that funny
///In fact he wasn't ever actually funny

You bet I would

jst3p: Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron

*actually* the comedians point out the obvious that most of the population is oblivious to.

jst3p: Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron.

That's why I look to Fark instead.

ooo...reporter gets -2 for failure to catch important photo of fishnets and micro-mini. Hard to judge pic on mug shot sans makeup and poor streetlighting.

orat-on-a-stick: Yeah, we should just leave it to big business and politicians who are only in it for the good of the community to lead and create our rules.

I don't know why you throw big business in, but we should leave it to the elected officials. They government can only be as crappy as we allow. If we aren't happy with it we can only blame ourselves.

I toss in Big Business because that's who owns the 'elected officials'

The elected officials will lean only in the direction the money comes from, that would be big business.

So do you have a solution or do you just like to biatch?

Wendy's Chili: Catymogo1: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

I think 40k is below the poverty line here in NOVA.

It's probably the same around here. Not that it can't be done, but unless you want to be in a shiatty studio in the ghetto eating ramen all month, it's gonna be hard.

pixeled: jst3p: Yeah, Carlin was funny but if you look to a comedian to solve societies issues you are kind of a moron

*actually* the comedians point out the obvious that most of the population is oblivious to.

Sometimes they do. But pointing out the problems and making people laugh is easy. Solving them, that's another matter.

aesc: nuclear_asshat: gorgor: nuclear_asshat: Kome: Education is the one problem in the United States that really can be solved by "throwing money" at it. If you start paying teachers good salaries, you'll get better applicants who can do a better job.

Actually, you are completely wrong. There is no connection between teacher salaries and student performance.

For $300 you can find out :)

If she's like most teachers, she'll leave early, have 1/3 of the time off, and still biatch about her salary.

Fark you...I don't know a single teacher that has the summer "off". If you do, they are a shiatty teacher.

I don't get two months a year off - I just don't get paid for two months. Yet, I'm still working during this time.

Also this summer I am spending time with my own son since during the school year working 6 - 7 days a week 10 hours a day doesn't leave a lot of time for him. Since I am teaching from 8:30 - 3:15pm I have to do my lesson prep, marking etc outside of this time.

I have two university degrees [BSc Stats, BEd Math] and sadly do not get paid a fraction of what my former classmates with similar education levels do. I'd say I get paid less than minimum wage when you add up all the hours I am actually working.

But according to many posters I am overpaid? I wonder how many people here are just bitter from their own schooling experiences. Maybe you don't understand what teaching really is?

Sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

brewssuds: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Alright. I'm sick of hearing about how hard teachers have it.

$40k for a nine month gig = ~$53k/yr adjusted.

If the quality of the unionized work is on par now with what it was 20 years ago when I went to public school, it is waaaay too much.

Maybe she is just a whore?

But their job is so hard they need the summer off. In no other profession do you find people working more than an 8 hour day, 5 days a week except for teachers.

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Only teachers work more than 40 hours week? I'm hoping that this is sarcasm.

/The last time I worked less then 40 a week was when I was in college, but I came damn close.

Yet it's legal in Vegas, it's all about location.

/Grew up 25 miles east of Cleveland

//Not a lot to choose from

///Do not regret moving away

Cuddlefish

You are overpaid...and obviously not very efficient with your time.

pendy575: Cuddlefish

You are overpaid...and obviously not very efficient with your time.

How do you figure this?

the money is in the banana stand: Catymogo1: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

40k would just barely be cutting it for Houston unless you are in a ghetto area or have an awkward living arrangement (such as not having to pay rent or only having to pay only a small portion). In Houston, you pretty much MUST have a car - and in addition you will be doing a lot of driving and stuck in traffic. You would need 50k to have a decent quality of life assuming you live by yourself here. A decent apartment alone will cost you 650-800 a month for a single.

40k, you get to keep about 28k, roughly, after taxes. 10k for rent, to live alone, that is above your 800 estimate. leaves 18k. that is 1500 dollars a month for food, gas, clothes, insurance (car, teachers have kick ass bennies), cable and or whatever... where is the problem? a car is what, 300 a month? 400 with insurance? And that is far from a hoopty. 100 bucks for cable and internet. that still leaves a thousand dollars a month for food and jerk around money. What am I missing here?

Cuddlefish: But according to many posters I am overpaid? I wonder how many people here are just bitter from their own schooling experiences. Maybe you don't understand what teaching really is?

Being on Fark isn't much of an argument.

/just sayin'

I wonder if she had other 'Johns' before getting caught. I mean, how much of a loser you have to be to be paying for sex with a teacher, when a 15 year old kid is farking them for free.

I don't get this notion that teachers are destitute and somehow not paid enough in this state. The California statewide starting average for K-12 teachers is just under $62,000. If you include the fact that they get roughly 4 months of time off per year, this works out to about $93,000/year if they were on a year-round salary.

And no, the "You don't include long nights grading papers and in-services during breaks" line of argument is pointless. I don't know a single person in the ~$90,000 salary range that doesn't already work nights and weekends when necessary.

I have a lot of respect for teachers -- their job is very difficult, and stuck between regulations, pushy parents, and disruptive kids, it must be very stressful and nightmarish at times. But I think $90,000/year is certainly enough.

40k, you get to keep about 28k, roughly, after taxes. 10k for rent, to live alone, that is above your 800 estimate. leaves 18k. that is 1500 dollars a month for food, gas, clothes, insurance (car, teachers have kick ass bennies), cable and or whatever... where is the problem? a car is what, 300 a month? 400 with insurance? And that is far from a hoopty. 100 bucks for cable and internet. that still leaves a thousand dollars a month for food and jerk around money. What am I missing here?

The motorcycle and the boat

Daffydil: Cuddlefish: But according to many posters I am overpaid? I wonder how many people here are just bitter from their own schooling experiences. Maybe you don't understand what teaching really is?

Being on Fark isn't much of an argument.

/just sayin'

Where I am right now, school is not in session. This is my summer. I am not being paid, so I figure a little Fark is fine. I'm actually about to head to school to do some [unpaid] work. :D

Daffydil: Sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Sounds like you speak from experience. Care to share?

/unzips

BobtheFascist: My mom is a HS teacher, so I'm re... Seriously, she is.

HS teachers that have been around for 5-10 years make a salary around $43K. That's well within the avg income level for the country.

You know one teacher in one place in this entire country. Yes, every teacher in every city in every state makes the same income.

You're an idiot.

Incidentally, as a follow-up to previous post, if you look at California teachers who are tenured and have been teaching for a number of years, the average salary number jumps to $75,429, or roughly $112,000/year if they worked year-round.

ZeroCorpse: LEGALIZE IT.

What she did has nothing to do with being a teacher. She wasn't in class. She wasn't in school. She wasn't with a student. She wasn't even doing it during the school season.

She's a adult who entered into a business arrangement with another adult for a service that is 100% legal to give away for free.

Look-- Drugs are illegal. You can't give them away, you can't sell them. The substances are the things that are illegal.

Sex is not illegal. Sex, behind closed doors, between two consenting adults, is 100% legal and it's NOT ANYONE'S BUSINESS whether or not the sex was given for free, paid for, or given with the promise of gifts, commitment, or anything else.

Carlin had it right: "Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal! farking is legal! Why isn't selling farking legal?"

Make brothels legal. Tax them. Regulate them like you do any other business. Require medical and security staff. Make them follow OSHA laws. Put the pimps out of business, get the drugs out of the business, and make it safe for adults to have sex with each other without the need for commitment, lies, deceit, alcoholic beverages, or social skills.

Prostitution will ALWAYS exist. You can't make it go away by criminalizing it. Making it illegal wastes resources and puts perfectly decent people in jail for doing what humans do naturally.

Prostitution is even observed in nature. Animals trade food, shelter, or tools in exchange for mating.

LEGALIZE IT, ALREADY.

You obviously don't have kids,and you know what, neither do I. But if I did there would be no way that I would allow my kid to be alone receiving life skills from someone who takes it in the pooper as a part-time job.
BTW. I'll take a guess and say that 95 percent of strippers are hard drug users. So imagine what the average is among whores.

Catymogo1: Wendy's Chili: Catymogo1: Marla Singer's Laundry: Well, to be fair, amortizing that salary doesn't mean that extra 13K is actual income. But if you can't live off of 40k, you're spending too much. Not everyone can live like the Trumps.

Not that it's impossible to live of 40k, but if you're not in a flyover state it's way more difficult than you think.

I think 40k is below the poverty line here in NOVA.

It's probably the same around here. Not that it can't be done, but unless you want to be in a shiatty studio in the ghetto eating ramen all month, it's gonna be hard.

The only way you'd be stuck in a situation like this is if you have a 200$ a week pot/drug habit. If you cut all the things out of your life that are frivolous 40k is plenty of money to live on.

40k = 770$ before taxes (roughly 500$ after)
2k take home a month... even if you had 1500$ in bills. you still have plenty of money to eat.

/granted you cant build an credit and living paycheck to paycheck sucks
//and no buying a house
///or having fun
////:::cries:::

You know what would work to solve all the problems ?

1. Pay teachers what they deserve : at least 75k to start, with a federal ceiling of 125k, adjustable via COLA only outside performence.

2. Disband the teaching unions - break them into a thousand tiny little pieces.

3. Get rid of Tenure, or scale it back.

4. Outlaw all private education.

5. Fund all schools on a per-student basis

6. Outsource all 'special ed'

7. Outsource all 'sex ed' to locally licensed teachers who can teach their subscribers in accordance with their own spiritual philosophy.

8. Rotate administrators and teachers once every seven years.

9. Make expulsion illegal.

10. Make corporal punishment permissable.

11. Sexually segregate classes (not schools)

12. Require standardized tests at grades 3, 7 and 10. Those who pass the 10th grade exam AND make the top 10% of the class get to go to college before age 21. Everyone else has to work.

13. Require teachers to leave the school building at 4:00 pm and GO HOME. If the school wants special committees and programs, they can hire more teachers to loosen up their staffing schedules.

14. Segregate all physical education, sports and athletics programs into a seperate institution that takes place outside of school.

15. Require that 90% of schoolwork be done by hand.

16. Ban all personal communication devices in schools. If I hear that phone ring, I get to pull it out of your greasy little hands and smash it with a hammer.

17. Require school uniforms. Have the school order and subsudize all school uniform. Ban any alteration thereof.

18. Ban Makeup and Perfume.

19. Ban Jewelry not required for medical reasons.

20. Make all students travel to and from school on public or school transport. No private vehicles for students.

/yeah I know ; Fascist much?

jst3p: orat-on-a-stick: Yeah, we should just leave it to big business and politicians who are only in it for the good of the community to lead and create our rules.

I don't know why you throw big business in, but we should leave it to the elected officials. They government can only be as crappy as we allow. If we aren't happy with it we can only blame ourselves.

I toss in Big Business because that's who owns the 'elected officials'

The elected officials will lean only in the direction the money comes from, that would be big business.

So do you have a solution or do you just like to biatch?


Sadly I don't have a solution, if I did *I* would be big business, so for now I can only biatch. The 'system/society' is to ingrained to be changed.

rrost123: 40k = 770$ before taxes (roughly 500$ after)
2k take home a month... even if you had 1500$ in bills. you still have plenty of money to eat.

/granted you cant build an credit and living paycheck to paycheck sucks
//and no buying a house

That's what I'm talking about. You can survive, but thriving and moving up the ladder is next to impossible. Also, my car insurance on my completely paid off car is $3k a year, and rent won't be below $1000 a month without roommates. Teaching salaries really need to catch up with the rest of the world.

thegonz111:
You obviously don't have kids,and you know what, neither do I. But if I did there would be no way that I would allow my kid to be alone receiving life skills from someone who takes it in the pooper as a part-time job.
BTW. I'll take a guess and say that 95 percent of strippers are hard drug users. So imagine what the average is among whores.

If I found out one of my kids teacher was a part-time slut I wouldn't hold it against her. As long as she leaves her "other life" when she enters the school and doesn't even mention it at school it shouldn't be a problem.



/doesn't have kids
//which is a good thing because I think things like this are okay

Cuddlefish: Where I am right now, school is not in session. This is my summer. I am not being paid, so I figure a little Fark is fine. I'm actually about to head to school to do some [unpaid] work. :D

Ah....

dustygrimp: Sounds like you speak from experience. Care to share?

/unzips

Considered prostitution at one point in my life...two children...a husband who wouldn't work...working for minimum wage...yadda, yadda...

rubi_con_man: /yeah I know ; Fascist much?

There are many words I'd use to describe that wish list. "Fascist" isn't one of them.

Is anybody you know in favor of all those but you?

rubi_con_man: You know what would work to solve all the problems ?

1. Pay teachers what they deserve : at least 75k to start, with a federal ceiling of 125k, adjustable via COLA only outside performence.

2. Disband the teaching unions - break them into a thousand tiny little pieces.

3. Get rid of Tenure, or scale it back.

4. Outlaw all private education.

5. Fund all schools on a per-student basis

6. Outsource all 'special ed'

7. Outsource all 'sex ed' to locally licensed teachers who can teach their subscribers in accordance with their own spiritual philosophy.

8. Rotate administrators and teachers once every seven years.

9. Make expulsion illegal.

10. Make corporal punishment permissable.

11. Sexually segregate classes (not schools)

12. Require standardized tests at grades 3, 7 and 10. Those who pass the 10th grade exam AND make the top 10% of the class get to go to college before age 21. Everyone else has to work.

13. Require teachers to leave the school building at 4:00 pm and GO HOME. If the school wants special committees and programs, they can hire more teachers to loosen up their staffing schedules.

14. Segregate all physical education, sports and athletics programs into a seperate institution that takes place outside of school.

15. Require that 90% of schoolwork be done by hand.

16. Ban all personal communication devices in schools. If I hear that phone ring, I get to pull it out of your greasy little hands and smash it with a hammer.

17. Require school uniforms. Have the school order and subsudize all school uniform. Ban any alteration thereof.

18. Ban Makeup and Perfume.

19. Ban Jewelry not required for medical reasons.

20. Make all students travel to and from school on public or school transport. No private vehicles for students.

/yeah I know ; Fascist much?

Where is the money coming from?

ipsofacto: Why is prostitution a crime again?

Because it's illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away. Duh.

course there is one other solution to teachers salaries...

Get a new job...
kids suck anyways

cowsspinach: If I found out one of my kids teacher was a part-time slut I wouldn't hold it against her. As long as she leaves her "other life" when she enters the school and doesn't even mention it at school it shouldn't be a problem.

I agree but would worry that the kids would find out somehow. All it takes is one of them to figure out what Mrs. Apple does after school for it all to go shiat to bed.

The Bone: BobtheFascist: My mom is a HS teacher, so I'm re... Seriously, she is.

HS teachers that have been around for 5-10 years make a salary around $43K. That's well within the avg income level for the country.

You know one teacher in one place in this entire country. Yes, every teacher in every city in every state makes the same income.

You're an idiot.

If you choose to be a teacher and insist on living in an area where the expected modest income is not enough, you are an idiot.

/not "you" but you know.

thegonz111: You obviously don't have kids,and you know what, neither do I. But if I did there would be no way that I would allow my kid to be alone receiving life skills from someone who takes it in the pooper as a part-time job.
BTW. I'll take a guess and say that 95 percent of strippers are hard drug users. So imagine what the average is among whores.

From a previous job I can tell you that the number of hard drug users among strippers is nowhere near 95%. It's 50-60 on the safe side.

/$.02

We need to start enabling voting on these links so we can tally up the most would-hit votes at the end of the year.

And yeah, I'd hit that.

rubi_con_man: You know what would work to solve all the problems ?

1. Pay teachers what they deserve : at least 75k to start, with a federal ceiling of 125k, adjustable via COLA only outside performence.

2. Disband the teaching unions - break them into a thousand tiny little pieces.

3. Get rid of Tenure, or scale it back.

4. Outlaw all private education.

5. Fund all schools on a per-student basis

6. Outsource all 'special ed'

7. Outsource all 'sex ed' to locally licensed teachers who can teach their subscribers in accordance with their own spiritual philosophy.

8. Rotate administrators and teachers once every seven years.

9. Make expulsion illegal.

10. Make corporal punishment permissable.

11. Sexually segregate classes (not schools)

12. Require standardized tests at grades 3, 7 and 10. Those who pass the 10th grade exam AND make the top 10% of the class get to go to college before age 21. Everyone else has to work.

13. Require teachers to leave the school building at 4:00 pm and GO HOME. If the school wants special committees and programs, they can hire more teachers to loosen up their staffing schedules.

14. Segregate all physical education, sports and athletics programs into a seperate institution that takes place outside of school.

15. Require that 90% of schoolwork be done by hand.

16. Ban all personal communication devices in schools. If I hear that phone ring, I get to pull it out of your greasy little hands and smash it with a hammer.

17. Require school uniforms. Have the school order and subsudize all school uniform. Ban any alteration thereof.

18. Ban Makeup and Perfume.

19. Ban Jewelry not required for medical reasons.

20. Make all students travel to and from school on public or school transport. No private vehicles for students.

/yeah I know ; Fascist much?

Not too bad. Except the sports part. That one little shred of hope can make a terrible experience worth it. But make every student participate in a "team" type event.

/China schools FTW!

Daffydil: Cuddlefish: Where I am right now, school is not in session. This is my summer. I am not being paid, so I figure a little Fark is fine. I'm actually about to head to school to do some [unpaid] work. :D

Ah....

dustygrimp: Sounds like you speak from experience. Care to share?

/unzips

Considered prostitution at one point in my life...two children...a husband who wouldn't work...working for minimum wage...yadda, yadda...

Changing husbands sounds easier, and safer, in that situation.

jst3p: If you choose to be a teacher and insist on living in an area where the expected modest income is not enough, you are an idiot.

/not "you" but you know.

There is nowhere that the "expected modest income" is truly enough. The lower the cost of living in the community, the less they pay the teachers.

jst3p: Changing husbands sounds easier, and safer, in that situation.

Divorce was definitely a resolve in this case. ;)

Cuddlefish


If you are working 6-7 days a week during the year as a teacher you are not very efficient with your time. If you can't figure out how to be more efficient with your time...you are overpaid.

Simple. Welcome to how the rest of the world is evaluated.

Rather attractive for 38.