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(Some Guy)   Sci-fi author John Scalzi delivers black velvet Wesley Crusher painting to Wil Wheaton   (scalzi.com) divider line 243
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2008-08-20 09:54:39 PM
Another sartorially spectacular showing from Wil. First the Clown SweaterTM and now a genuine Fark.com shirt. Nice. That painting is pure, distilled evil, though.
 
2008-08-20 10:00:36 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

farm4.static.flickr.com

sorry, Wil, we love you, but that painting.... I'd poo on it if I were you
 
2008-08-20 10:09:24 PM
i35.tinypic.com
 
2008-08-20 10:38:56 PM
Baron Von Wilhelm, it pains me to learn that you were ever booed off stage, but I still maintain that properly done, you would make a triumphant return as "Captain Crusher".
 
2008-08-20 10:43:13 PM
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets.
 
2008-08-20 10:55:35 PM
Those lips look they've been given some botox.
 
2008-08-20 10:55:56 PM
Nice lipstick there Wil.
 
2008-08-20 11:08:55 PM
That's not Wil, that's a young Steve Buscemi in a starfleet uniform.
 
2008-08-20 11:36:10 PM
And this is why I hate Trekkies... leave the poor bastard alone!

/I still don't forgive you for making Shatner think he could sing.
 
2008-08-20 11:47:51 PM
Hey Scalzi....


haacked.com
 
2008-08-20 11:49:38 PM
That painting is eight kinds of awesome!
 
2008-08-20 11:51:29 PM
Beck Bristow: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

It's not nearly trendy enough to be gay. It could be ghey though, depending on your perspective.

Also, Scalzi and Wheaton are hilarious.
 
2008-08-20 11:53:46 PM
You know, I didn't even notice the Fark t-shirt that Wil's wearing at first.
 
2008-08-20 11:54:02 PM
The painting has duck lips. The picture speaks volumes.
 
2008-08-20 11:54:41 PM
It looks Russian.
 
2008-08-20 11:56:45 PM
I can't decide if it looks more like Tiger Woods or Monica Lewinksy. But it's made of win wither way.
 
2008-08-21 12:18:57 AM
i273.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-21 12:22:38 AM
dewars-rocks: Nice lipstick there Wil.



That's what I'm sayin'. It reminds me of Gary Sinise in "Mission to Mars."


/Yes. I watched "Mission to Mars"...in the theater, no less.
//Hangs head.
 
2008-08-21 12:27:16 AM
That's gonna fetch a mint at a charity auction.
Like, at least, $86.25 minus shipping.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2008-08-21 12:48:37 AM
Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.
 
2008-08-21 12:49:32 AM
I need a copy of this painting. I already have a velvet Jesus, a velvet Elvis, and a velvet Willie Nelson on my wall. I need the velvet Wil for the superfecta.

/repeated from the redlit thread above
 
2008-08-21 12:55:26 AM
the_be_sharps: I need a copy of this painting. I already have a velvet Jesus, a velvet Elvis, and a velvet Willie Nelson on my wall. I need the velvet Wil for the superfecta.

Yes, but do you have a Velvet Underground?
 
2008-08-21 12:59:48 AM
Fellows: Yes, but do you have a Velvet Underground?

No, but I've got some Digital Underground...
 
2008-08-21 01:05:50 AM
wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.


Hehehe. This is why you have your own tag.

Now say something profound!

/sorry, just joshing ya.
 
2008-08-21 01:08:03 AM
The Bad Astronomer: I can't decide if it looks more like Tiger Woods or Monica Lewinksy. But it's made of win wither way.

Nuh. It's David Archuleta.

Pouty!
 
2008-08-21 01:18:11 AM
I'm actually surprised it doesn't have a tear painted in there, for added Elvisishness.

I just made that word up.

It's mine.
 
2008-08-21 01:24:56 AM
Brodan: Elvisishness.

img242.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-21 01:26:36 AM
Brodan: I'm actually surprised it doesn't have a tear painted in there, for added Elvisishness.

I just made that word up.


The actual term is Elvocity.

/fake word nazi
 
2008-08-21 01:28:14 AM
BoneStorm: The actual term is Elvocity.

Oh, but if you want to use the formal version, it's Preslyan.
 
2008-08-21 01:32:55 AM
BoneStorm: Oh, but if you want to use the formal version, it's Preslyan.

Would one who conforms to a strict regimen of peanut butter and banana sandwiches be called an Aaronite?
 
2008-08-21 01:47:19 AM
How long has it been since we used the img1.fark.net tag?

Well, fella, that's too long.

/srsly, we used to have a img1.fark.net per week or more. Back in the good ole days
 
2008-08-21 01:48:07 AM
Yeah, that lipstick makes Wil look like a two-bit clown whore!

/Fire Engine Red=Regular Whore
//Bright Coral Pink=Clown Whore, despite clowns' love for red lipstick
///TMYK
 
2008-08-21 01:48:14 AM
I came in to see a certain comment about the lips immediately followed by the little animated "RACIST" kid pic...

Diappointed so bad I mispelled both disappointed and misspelled.... damn.
 
2008-08-21 01:49:47 AM
Black velvet painting! Tee-hee! It doesn't get any more tacky than that!
 
2008-08-21 01:50:50 AM
Wil, I would strongly advise that you never do acid, certain aspects of your life are trippy enough on their own. It would be like putting speed in your espresso...
 
2008-08-21 01:50:55 AM
If only he were playing poker with some dogs....
 
2008-08-21 01:52:38 AM
He's got some real purty lips in that paintin'.
 
2008-08-21 01:52:57 AM
Ahahaha, that is hilarious and awesome, therefore I love it.

/nice dsls wil!
 
2008-08-21 01:53:19 AM
wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.


Shut up Wesley!

/I like that it haunts you to this day.
 
2008-08-21 01:55:13 AM
Looks more like Tiger Woods than anybody.
 
2008-08-21 01:55:45 AM
:) bah that painting is great, one of those little goofy ass things in life that make it good :P
 
2008-08-21 01:57:00 AM
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
-J-
 
2008-08-21 01:58:57 AM
Those lips look like he spent too much time in the "ready room".
 
2008-08-21 02:00:00 AM
Jarod Cain: A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
-J-


Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?
 
2008-08-21 02:01:15 AM
The painting...my gawd...I think the lips follow you around the room.
 
2008-08-21 02:02:13 AM
erveek:
Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?


Hey, the headline got it stuck in mine. I was actually surprised that no one had mentioned it yet. So I had to share.
-J-
 
2008-08-21 02:03:26 AM
Thanks for the new desktop, Wil.

/I never close Firefox.
//When it crashes, that's gonna scare the crap out of me.
 
2008-08-21 02:04:51 AM
wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.

First thing I noticed was the TF shirt, looks good on ya.
Second thing I noticed was the lips. WTF?
Third thing I noticed was the unshaven look. STOP COPYING ME!

/great minds think alike.
 
2008-08-21 02:05:27 AM
Looks like a white Tiger Woods
 
2008-08-21 02:06:17 AM
Jarod Cain: erveek:
Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?

Hey, the headline got it stuck in mine. I was actually surprised that no one had mentioned it yet. So I had to share.
-J-


Honestly, the first thing I thought was "Hey! I like Scalzi's work!"

The second thing I thought was "A sad, crying clown in an iron lung! I've always wanted one!"
 
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