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(Some Guy)   Teacher at Christian school teaches 14-year old exactly how Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel. "Do not hit" pic included   (wsbradio.com) divider line 120
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2008-08-20 02:20:35 PM  
And considering the age difference, it's also an explanation how Cain and Abel got their wives (hint, it involved a certain Oedipal activity).
 
2008-08-20 02:27:44 PM  
child molestation charges/involving a 14-year-old male? please...
save the charge for when it applies...
 
2008-08-20 02:51:04 PM  
I'd hit it. If by "hit it" you meant with a shovel while screaming like a girl.
 
2008-08-20 03:19:12 PM  
She looks like the mirrored pic of broccoli dog.
 
2008-08-20 03:20:05 PM  
Thou shalt not hit
 
2008-08-20 03:27:12 PM  
Where's Weaver95 to claim that the boy is a rape victim?
 
2008-08-20 03:32:52 PM  
GAT_00: She looks like the mirrored pic of broccoli dog.

LOL
 
2008-08-20 03:44:14 PM  
She should have first taught submitter that it's spelled "Abel."
 
2008-08-20 04:15:03 PM  
noYOUare: She should have first taught submitter that it's spelled "Abel."

Well if you wanna get all technical, it's Habiyl (ثم عادت)*
 
2008-08-20 04:20:24 PM  
Teacher at Christian school teaches 14-year old exactly how Adam and Eve had McCain and Abel.

FIF Submitter
 
2008-08-20 04:23:45 PM  
Two more of these stories and we're going to need a "Hot For Teacher" tab.
 
2008-08-20 04:24:03 PM  
Here comes the hypocrisy....
 
2008-08-20 04:25:35 PM  
Stick your penis into the Holy Vagina!
 
2008-08-20 04:33:14 PM  
Christian? Molestation?

Ho-hum
 
2008-08-20 05:12:37 PM  
ninjakirby: noYOUare: She should have first taught submitter that it's spelled "Abel."

Well if you wanna get all technical, it's Habiyl (ثم عادت)*


I don't wanna get technical; I want to point out that submitter is an idiot.
 
2008-08-20 06:18:11 PM  
Her face looks like a banana MoonPie.
 
2008-08-20 07:08:21 PM  
GAHHHHHHH!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
 
2008-08-20 07:09:21 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-08-20 07:09:32 PM  
I'd hit it. If by "hit it" you meant take her to my local dive bar and project Monday Night Football onto her forehead.
 
2008-08-20 07:10:26 PM  
DO NOT WANT
 
2008-08-20 07:11:35 PM  
The_Sponge: I'd hit it. If by "hit it" you meant take her to my local dive bar and project Monday Night Football onto her forehead.

you owe me a keyboard
 
2008-08-20 07:11:43 PM  
She looks like that lady that sensed the ghosts on Poltergeist.

www.saatchi-gallery.co.ukwsbradio.com
 
2008-08-20 07:12:31 PM  
lol they prob never did anything boy just hopin to get her replaced with a hot teacher.
 
2008-08-20 07:12:44 PM  
"We are specifically reaching out to other children that may have been involved in inappropriate sexual encounters with Holly Barnes. We will handle each allegation in a thorough manner to ensure that the appropriate action is taken."

GIGGITY!!

/I'll just have a seat over there.
 
2008-08-20 07:13:39 PM  
Theaetetus: Where's Weaver95 to claim that the boy is a rape victim?

Is the boy not a rape victim? I'm pretty sure in most places, a teacher is considered to have a position of authority over students. In that case, sexing is generally a no-no.

Also, judging by the pictures, he's probably scarred for life.
 
2008-08-20 07:14:35 PM  
www.pwsdots.org
 
2008-08-20 07:14:49 PM  
Is this illiteracy day at Fark? Wait: let's phrase that heterosexually.

It appears to be illiteracy day at Fark.

There, that's better.
 
2008-08-20 07:15:06 PM  
Dang - all I got when I was 14 was a middle-aged pedophile priest !=fun
 
2008-08-20 07:15:11 PM  
noYOUare: ninjakirby: noYOUare: She should have first taught submitter that it's spelled "Abel."

Well if you wanna get all technical, it's Habiyl (ثم عادت)*

I don't wanna get technical; I want to point out that submitter is an idiot.


noYOUare

/Sorry
 
2008-08-20 07:17:38 PM  
Lawdy, lawdy.

I was pretty much a horndog when I was 14, but that I would not have hit.

/Well, maybe with my bike whilst fleeing and eluding.
 
2008-08-20 07:18:12 PM  
Oh, and when a public school teacher farks a kid it gets the cool tag, now I see a first evar sick tag. Why? Because it's a Christian school. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Since when at Fark are female teachers, even homely ones, who diddle male students considered sick? Must be pissed off gheytheist day too...
 
2008-08-20 07:19:45 PM  
Imaginary friends do some farked up things to people.
 
2008-08-20 07:20:07 PM  
ninjakirby: noYOUare: She should have first taught submitter that it's spelled "Abel."

Well if you wanna get all technical, it's Habiyl (ثم عادت)*


That doesn't say "Habiyl", it says "Thmâadt"... which doesn't mean anything.
 
2008-08-20 07:20:11 PM  
img183.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-20 07:20:15 PM  
EliteAnalyst: Oh, and when a public school teacher farks a kid it gets the cool tag, now I see a first evar sick tag. Why? Because it's a Christian school. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Since when at Fark are female teachers, even homely ones, who diddle male students considered sick? Must be pissed off gheytheist day too...

"You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?" - Bill Hicks
 
2008-08-20 07:20:16 PM  
The Southern Dandy: She looks like that lady that sensed the ghosts on Poltergeist.

I was hoping that by closing the browser window I could start to forget that face. You had to post it here, damn you!
 
2008-08-20 07:20:19 PM  
Well, at least he was a Baptist nd knew how to hold his breath.
Seriously, can you imagine the snailtrail of gooze that she had going just getting the kid worked up?
/I know seat over there.
//Hey! magazines!
///Dear Highlights. The other day, I had to stay after Sunday School and bang the teachers erasers.
 
2008-08-20 07:21:48 PM  
Once again, don't trust organized religion, they all want to fark your children.
 
2008-08-20 07:22:28 PM  
Normally I do not consider a teenage boy getting laid to be a victim - but this poor unfortunate soul has (maybe) 60 years of "dude, wtf... you hit that ?!?" coming.
 
2008-08-20 07:22:42 PM  
wsbradio.com
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farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-20 07:22:45 PM  
EliteAnalyst: Oh, and when a public school teacher farks a kid it gets the cool tag, now I see a first evar sick tag. Why? Because it's a Christian school. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Since when at Fark are female teachers, even homely ones, who diddle male students considered sick? Must be pissed off gheytheist day too...

Jesus, man! Did you click the link? The woman looks like she went down to Chromosome Warehouse and filled up a goddamn shopping cart. You can catch things that look like her by fishing downstream of a nuclear plant.
 
2008-08-20 07:25:52 PM  
Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!
 
2008-08-20 07:26:25 PM  
Could someone with some shop skills compress that picture longitudinally? She looks like a normal person who's been all stretched out.

/"Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!"
 
2008-08-20 07:27:05 PM  
I always appreciated visual aids when I was in school.
 
2008-08-20 07:27:17 PM  
Penn & Teller's Bullshiat episode on stranger danger cited some study that your child is more likely to be molested at a church than any other potential type of molestation or abduction.

Church harms children.. discuss.
 
2008-08-20 07:27:18 PM  
Monkeypillow: Theaetetus: Where's Weaver95 to claim that the boy is a rape victim?

Is the boy not a rape victim? I'm pretty sure in most places, a teacher is considered to have a position of authority over students. In that case, sexing is generally a no-no.

Also, judging by the pictures, he's probably scarred for life.


Theaetetus's point is that statutory rape = rape. The boy was probably more than willing. Morally this isn't ok, but it is not the same as violent, forcible rape.
 
2008-08-20 07:27:58 PM  
According to bible teachings a male becomes a man at age 13. As long as the teacher still had her tokens of virginity then nothing terrible was done.
 
2008-08-20 07:28:10 PM  
adamgreeney: Monkeypillow: Theaetetus: Where's Weaver95 to claim that the boy is a rape victim?

Is the boy not a rape victim? I'm pretty sure in most places, a teacher is considered to have a position of authority over students. In that case, sexing is generally a no-no.

Also, judging by the pictures, he's probably scarred for life.

Theaetetus's point is that statutory rape = rape. The boy was probably more than willing. Morally this isn't ok, but it is not the same as violent, forcible rape.


er, does NOT equal. . .
 
2008-08-20 07:28:24 PM  
This is typical for Christian schools. I went to a few, and there were ALWAYS teachers farking the students. One teacher kicked me out of class a few times so he could hit on my girlfriend without me around to cock christ-block him. The year before, he had been dating one of the seniors.
 
2008-08-20 07:28:51 PM  
DR FUNKENSTEIN


this might not have been subbed for photoshop but you get my vote for that one all week!!
 
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