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(People Magazine) Amusing Ellen says her wedding "was all a blur." Which explains why her new wife still married her after lifting the veil   (people.com) divider line 61
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2008-08-20 10:24:53 AM
if your lesbo and have money you hit that.Just look at Mr Garrison
 
2008-08-20 10:25:38 AM
Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.
 
2008-08-20 10:32:54 AM
kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Yes she is.
 
2008-08-20 10:37:16 AM
kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

I get it: she's an unattractive man?
 
2008-08-20 10:43:44 AM
kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

i second that
 
2008-08-20 10:46:36 AM
I think Ellen is pretty, and it was Portia wearing the veil.
 
2008-08-20 10:47:00 AM
wargarbl: kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

i second that


Thirded.
 
2008-08-20 10:54:22 AM
I think Ellen is adorable. I have thought so since seeing her stand-up when I was ... 13 or so.
 
2008-08-20 10:59:08 AM
Fine, you guys can have Ellen, I'll take her bride.
 
2008-08-20 12:06:11 PM
kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Fourthed.

If you're comparing her looks to Portia's then yes, she's not as attractive. But there are far less attractive lesbians in the LA area. Hit any bar in girlstown on Santa Monica. You'll see.
 
2008-08-20 12:10:58 PM
I do agree that Ellen is "adorable".
She looks like she's a lot of fun to be around..but really how would i know -shrug-
She may be the perfect example of how a personality can help overcome when a girl isn't obviously attractive.
 
2008-08-20 12:37:47 PM
R.A.Danny: Fine, you guys can have Ellen, I'll take her bride.

So, where's the line willing to take both at once.

/Working on his million dollars
 
2008-08-20 12:38:04 PM
Dr.Knockboots: I do agree that Ellen is "adorable".
She looks like she's a lot of fun to be around..but really how would i know -shrug-
She may be the perfect example of how a personality can help overcome when a girl isn't obviously attractive.


I agree. I just watched her stand up again yesterday and she had me in tears. I haven't laughed like that in a long, long, long time. She is absolutely adorable. And I think she has killer eyes.
 
2008-08-20 12:40:15 PM
All you guys who think she has "sharp knees" can go suck a bag of dicks.
 
2008-08-20 12:41:51 PM
They're both lovely, and neither wore a veil. Lame lesbian-bashing attempt.

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Hotlinked hotties.
 
2008-08-20 12:44:49 PM
all a blur

Talkin' 'bout girls who like girls, who like girls, like their girls.
Always should be someone you really love.
 
2008-08-20 12:45:53 PM
southaustin: They're both lovely, and neither wore a veil. Lame lesbian-bashing attempt.

This. I would totally doubleteam Portia with Ellen.

/plus, no concerns about balls touching!
 
2008-08-20 12:59:34 PM
Just thought i'd drop this beautiful picture of her because it's probably one of the only pictures of her ever all glammed up. Again, she has amazing eyes.

www.wmagazine.com
 
2008-08-20 01:45:10 PM
I agree, she's not unattractive. She's kinda funny too, good character can add bonus points.

I'd rather live laughing my ass off every day with a 7 or an 8 than hating (almost) every minute I was with a 10.
 
2008-08-20 01:45:56 PM
Ellen is a beautiful man.
 
2008-08-20 01:46:23 PM
Ok, I am a happily married lesbian and even I think we can STOP with the damn Ellen/Portia wedding threads now. Jeebus.
 
2008-08-20 01:46:35 PM
Ellen may not be pretty, but she's certainly attractive. There's nothing worse than an unattractive pretty girl, who makes you curious and then shatters the moment by opening her mouth, wearing ugly clothes, or doing something else to reveal the sagging empty soul draped over that pretty shell.

/likes Ellen
//would like to be hit by that angry Goddess
 
2008-08-20 01:47:59 PM
I like makin' love in the front end of a Portia.
 
2008-08-20 01:51:12 PM
What if Ellen made her sign a prenup? Does anyone know?
 
2008-08-20 01:56:52 PM
I think Ellen is lovely.

/But I guess she's "uggo" because she's not femme and also not nineteen.
 
2008-08-20 01:59:05 PM
Pink4Flower: And I think she has killer eyes.

Agreed. Great bone structure too.
 
2008-08-20 02:04:50 PM
As a real-life lesbian, she's not too bad.

As a comedian, she's bad. Very bad.
 
DOW
2008-08-20 02:06:29 PM
kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Ditto.

Fail, subby.
 
2008-08-20 02:32:52 PM
Ellen trifecta?
 
2008-08-20 02:35:26 PM
Scott the Twat: DOW: kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Ditto.

Fail, subby.



I ain't subby, but I don't know what pics of Ellen DeGeneres you turnips are lookin' at.

/girl on the left even frew up in her mout' a widdle


You've obviously never worked in TV. Everyone who's in the biz looks like that sometimes. Pulling 12 to 15 hour days will do that to you.

Ellen and Portia are hot :)
.
 
2008-08-20 02:41:28 PM
BobtheFascist: kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Fourthed.

If you're comparing her looks to Portia's then yes, she's not as attractive. But there are far less attractive lesbians in the LA area. Hit any bar in girlstown on Santa Monica. You'll see.


Fifthed. Some guys think any girl with short hair and no makeup is automagically ugly. Those guys are morons. Ellen's a looker, she just happened to land the most attractive lesbian on Earth so looks pretty dour by comparison.
 
2008-08-20 02:43:07 PM
aedude01: Everyone who's in the biz looks like that sometimes. Pulling 12 to 15 hour days will do that to you.

So will genetics.

"Sometimes"? R U fo reel?
 
2008-08-20 02:43:31 PM
Scott the Twat:
I ain't subby, but I don't know what pics of Ellen DeGeneres you turnips are lookin' at.

/girl on the left even frew up in her mout' a widdle


Unflattering pictures at awkward moments can kill anyone. Anyone. Even your girlfriend.

/again, not saying she's amazingly hot or anything, but using crappy photos of someone as 'evidence' is lame.
//Exception being Amy Winehouse. No one likes that hag. No redeeming quality at all.
 
2008-08-20 02:46:52 PM
BobtheFascist: If you're comparing her looks to Portia's then yes, she's not as attractive. But there are far less attractive lesbians in the LA area. Hit any bar in girlstown on Santa Monica. You'll see.

Oh, most of the grrls of WeHo are your hip "L Word" variety lesbians. If you're looking for L.A.'s bruisers, you have to go over the hill to North Hollywood.
 
2008-08-20 02:59:38 PM
Youa ll have a thing for Ellen and shiat all over SJP.... why?
 
2008-08-20 03:01:33 PM
Oh subby, like you could land anything better. God forbid people are happy and compatible, etc. etc....

/I hate people like you
 
2008-08-20 03:06:05 PM
DontMakeMeShushYou: Ok, I am a happily married lesbian and even I think we can STOP with the damn Ellen/Portia wedding threads now. Jeebus.

This. SO many times over.

(Except the married part. I'm just a single lesbian who's sick of the wedding crap.)
 
2008-08-20 03:06:50 PM
Pxtl: Ellen's a looker, she just happened to land the most attractive lesbian on Earth so looks pretty dour by comparison.

Her exes are also just unbelievably smoking hot. (new window)

Ellen gets better-looking women than any of the people in this thread slagging her appearance.

/Ellen fan
//Going way back to her standup and that bad real estate show.
 
2008-08-20 03:06:51 PM
NoxNoctus:
/not saying she's amazingly hot or anything, but using crappy photos of someone as 'evidence' is lame

Dude. You don't exactly have to scour the Internet for an unflattering photo of her.

Other "attractive" female celebs? More of a challenge.
 
2008-08-20 03:08:07 PM
Beck Bristow: Youa ll have a thing for Ellen and shiat all over SJP.... why?

For one thing, Ellen will eat a sammich. SJP has become less attractive the thinner she's gotten.
 
2008-08-20 03:18:16 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm.....This thread is full of chicks who wanna have dicks

Think I'm going to leave before a 230 pound brush cut dyke trys to molest me with a broom stick handle....... wont shiat right for weeks after that
 
2008-08-20 03:22:31 PM
R.A.Danny: kronicfeld: Ellen Degeneres is not an unattractive woman.

Yes she he is.


FTFY
 
2008-08-20 03:25:54 PM
THIS JUST IN!! Portia is a woman, not a straight man! Her tastes may be different than yours!

/Romero
 
2008-08-20 03:35:33 PM
um....So....is it Ellen De Rossi? or Portia DeGeneres?

/heaven forbid the pospect of Ellen Degeneres-De Rossi
//It would never fit on a license
 
2008-08-20 03:37:49 PM
Pink4Flower: Just thought i'd drop this beautiful picture of her because it's probably one of the only pictures of her ever all glammed up. Again, she has amazing eyes.

Wow, that's seriously Ellen? She looks great. And yes, she does have beautiful eyes. She seems like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with too.
 
2008-08-20 03:38:20 PM
America's Next Top Model: THIS JUST IN!! Portia is a woman, not a straight man! Her tastes may be different than yours!

/Romero


Can't believe I'm agreeing with you, but here it is. Ellen is about as sexually attractive to me as a piece of stale bread, but then again, I'm not a lesbian.
 
2008-08-20 03:46:27 PM
Ellen was adorable as Margo Van Meter on "Open House," which is the first acting I'd seen her do, although I knew her from stand-up. She's not some hot bikini chick, but quite presentable to this hetero man. If her lesbianism was magically sucked out of her, I'd hit it - and have good laugh with her afterwards.
 
2008-08-20 03:48:26 PM
mooseyfate: America's Next Top Model: THIS JUST IN!! Portia is a woman, not a straight man! Her tastes may be different than yours!

/Romero

Can't believe I'm agreeing with you, but here it is. Ellen is about as sexually attractive to me as a piece of stale bread, but then again, I'm not a lesbian.


I AM a lesbian, and I only think she's cute, at best. But her personality is great...and that's more important.


/I agree with both of you
 
2008-08-20 04:00:13 PM
Big Beef Burrito: As a real-life lesbian, she's not too bad.

As a comedian, she's bad. Very bad.


You are Wrong. Very wrong. An Ellen stand-up special inevitably has me in the proverbial stitches.
 
2008-08-20 05:19:27 PM
Moosey, are you calling me a lesbian because i think she is attractive? I am male by the way.
 
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