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18258 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Aug 2008 at 1:40 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-08-19 12:36:20 PM  
6,7 & 10...what is wrong with any of those?
 
2008-08-19 01:12:41 PM  

MattyBlast: 6,7 & 10...what is wrong with any of those?


And Paris Hilton's eyes don't bother me a bit either. She's a very attractive nutjob asshole.
 
2008-08-19 01:25:07 PM  
People always biatch and moan about Jennifer Love Hewitt, knowing they'd never get a piece of it. I, on the other hand, would hit it thousands of times per day, knowing I'll never get a piece of it.

/Call me?
 
2008-08-19 01:38:22 PM  
6 I can understand, but 7 & 10? Couldn't they at least have picked a picture to try and support their claim?
 
2008-08-19 01:43:41 PM  
JLH's hips belong on a completely different list.

Fark that, they belong in my bedchamber.
 
2008-08-19 01:44:17 PM  
I object to this objectification of women. It is objectionable.
 
2008-08-19 01:47:11 PM  
You know how we know the author is gay?
 
2008-08-19 01:47:21 PM  
I would like to add:

SJP: Pick something.

and

Jenna Jameson: her stretched out...

/never mind.
 
2008-08-19 01:47:34 PM  
Okay, I laughed at #1....
 
2008-08-19 01:48:02 PM  

Robert1966: You know how we know the author is gay?


But the author dissed SJP.
 
2008-08-19 01:49:35 PM  

MattyBlast: 6,7 & 10...what is wrong with any of those?


raanne: 6 I can understand, but 7 & 10? Couldn't they at least have picked a picture to try and support their claim?


6) Boob job gone bad.
 
2008-08-19 01:50:14 PM  
Re: #2... is her stomach grimacing?
 
2008-08-19 01:50:30 PM  
BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(
 
2008-08-19 01:52:34 PM  
OMFG! What the hell is up with those toes?!?!? Get a crowbar and pry them loose or something!
 
2008-08-19 01:54:45 PM  
I am ok with 6 and 7

and while 10 isn't great I'd not kick a girl out of bed for it

legitimate body issues
(in order of Ug)(#1 doesn't count)
#9: OMFG
#5, #4
 
2008-08-19 01:55:33 PM  
whoa whoa..might want to put a PNSFW note on that...work is blocking it for some reason.
 
2008-08-19 01:56:34 PM  
Madonna's hands are FAR WORSE than SJP. Those things are scary.

And Ice T's wife Coco's camel toe didn't make it?! What's up with that.
 
2008-08-19 01:57:31 PM  
Any sharp knees in there?
/DNRTFA
 
2008-08-19 02:01:40 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(


This. I hate the workplace firewall...I demand to see celebrity naughty bits!
 
2008-08-19 02:04:19 PM  

MCStymie: Big Beef Burrito: BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(

This. I hate the workplace firewall...I demand to see celebrity naughty bits!


Lrn2proxy, both of you.
 
2008-08-19 02:05:34 PM  

assimilateur: MCStymie: Big Beef Burrito: BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(

This. I hate the workplace firewall...I demand to see celebrity naughty bits!

Lrn2proxy, both of you.


You honestly think that IT doesn't notice people who proxy?

Honestly?
 
2008-08-19 02:07:18 PM  
As much of a hottie she is, Angelina Jolie has some man-arms.
 
2008-08-19 02:09:01 PM  

absoluteparanoia: assimilateur: MCStymie: Big Beef Burrito: BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(

This. I hate the workplace firewall...I demand to see celebrity naughty bits!

Lrn2proxy, both of you.

You honestly think that IT doesn't notice people who proxy?

Honestly?


nah, we're stupid, so stupid that we "accidently" forwarded your proxy usage to the boss. But hey we're stupid so these things happen
 
2008-08-19 02:12:48 PM  
Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.

sothathappened.typepad.com
 
2008-08-19 02:14:56 PM  

assimilateur: MCStymie: Big Beef Burrito: BLOCKED! Adult content?

Now I want to see this even more :(

This. I hate the workplace firewall...I demand to see celebrity naughty bits!

Lrn2proxy, both of you.


I'm not going to try to out-nerd the nerd overlords here just to make fun of celebrities.

I'm going to live vicariously through the rest of yous.
 
2008-08-19 02:15:27 PM  

Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.


No, the mother of all eye wonkyness is shannen doherty (hotlinked cause I'm lazy):
knifefight.typepad.com
 
2008-08-19 02:15:59 PM  

Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.


Ugh, is that a 'shop, or did she have a stroke?
 
2008-08-19 02:17:25 PM  
absoluteparanoia:
Der Poopflinger:


So, in other words, going to bullshiat, not work-related sites only gets noticed by IT and reported to the higher-ups if a proxy is involved?

Seriously, I never quite grasped this distinction of SFW vs NSFW: to me, any kind of slacking off on the internet is NSFW, no nudity or usage of proxies seems necessary.
 
2008-08-19 02:18:35 PM  
I thought it was universally accepted that JLo has a


GRRRRREEATTT AASSSSSSS!

i18.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-19 02:19:24 PM  

Skail: People always biatch and moan about Jennifer Love Hewitt, knowing they'd never get a piece of it. I, on the other hand, would hit it thousands of times per day, knowing I'll never get a piece of it.

/Call me?


Rims.

I'd lick her taint after she ran the Boston marathon on a day with 100% humidity. Enjoy your lunch.
 
2008-08-19 02:19:48 PM  
I can see SJP's hands making the list, but Angelina Jolie really needs a mention too:

img.dailymail.co.uk

And compared to CLINT EASTWOOD:

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-08-19 02:20:31 PM  

Funbags: Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.

Ugh, is that a 'shop, or did she have a stroke?


No, she's had a wonky eye for years. I remember it from watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
However, the double chin is relatively new.
 
2008-08-19 02:21:51 PM  
JLH's hips are outstanding. People are nuts.
 
2008-08-19 02:25:25 PM  
Wow, Mischa's already turning into an old Russian lady.
 
2008-08-19 02:26:33 PM  

assimilateur: absoluteparanoia:
Der Poopflinger:

So, in other words, going to bullshiat, not work-related sites only gets noticed by IT and reported to the higher-ups if a proxy is involved?

Seriously, I never quite grasped this distinction of SFW vs NSFW: to me, any kind of slacking off on the internet is NSFW, no nudity or usage of proxies seems necessary.


we have filters and an acceptable internet behavior policy. The great part about it all is, I don't really care what you look at online and odds are I'm not going to report you unless you get me in trouble or piss me off. So if you work where I work, proxy your brains out, otherwise I'd be careful. And yes typically any internet slacking is NSFW if you do it enough to get noticed.
 
2008-08-19 02:29:25 PM  
i55.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-19 02:30:22 PM  
what about the worst who-who?
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-19 02:31:13 PM  

Funbags: Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.

Ugh, is that a 'shop, or did she have a stroke?


No, she's always been a hardcore wonk.

www.gigigarner.com
 
2008-08-19 02:32:17 PM  
cubsfan07:
img139.imageshack.us
Open your mind.
 
2008-08-19 02:33:03 PM  
I see absolutely nothing wrong with Jennifer Love Hewitt's sweet, sweet hips, or Jennifer Lopez' glorious ass. I feel pity for those that do.
 
2008-08-19 02:34:44 PM  
I think Jlo has a great booty...

i185.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-19 02:35:51 PM  
what? no frankennipple?
 
2008-08-19 02:36:40 PM  
Oh, and as a Foot Guy, allow me to say that Jennifer Garner has just replaced Uma Thurman as #1 on my list of fine celebrity women with feet that make me want to vomit.
 
2008-08-19 02:37:28 PM  
That list was almost totally lame. I feel bad for Jennifer Garner's feet, they must hurt the whole time she is on them.

Anyone have a handy picture of an asian woman with bound feet? Here's a handy GIS (pops)
 
2008-08-19 02:40:17 PM  

Billy Ligue: what? no frankennipple?


I think they decided that each person can only be on the list once

And theres not a damn thing wrong with JLH hips or Jlo's booty.
I'd hit em both till my junk fell off.

/though I'd have to tape their mouths shut.
 
2008-08-19 02:43:32 PM  
Wait, no Studman69 yet? This article was clearly written by him.

I don't think any of their knees are too sharp, frankly. Although I wouldn't go near Amy Winehouse if it meant being celibate the rest of my life.
 
2008-08-19 02:44:54 PM  

Brown Sauce: Funbags: Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.

Ugh, is that a 'shop, or did she have a stroke?

No, she's always been a hardcore wonk.


i155.photobucket.com
Approves.

/They should do a guy's version. I nominate Ben Affleck's fake hairline, and Denzel Washington's weird finger.
 
2008-08-19 02:45:27 PM  
Why does work always block the fun stuff?
 
2008-08-19 02:45:49 PM  
I knew there was going to be an Amy Winehouse "pick something" even before reading the article.
 
2008-08-19 02:46:21 PM  

An tSaoi: Brown Sauce: Funbags: Brown Sauce: Melissa Joan Hart is the queen of wonky-eyeness.

Ugh, is that a 'shop, or did she have a stroke?

No, she's always been a hardcore wonk.


Approves.

/They should do a guy's version. I nominate Ben Affleck's fake hairline, and Denzel Washington's Chris Rock's weird finger.


Fixed. Seriously, his hand looks like an alien probe. It's terrifying.
 
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