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24592 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2008 at 3:15 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-08-22 04:05:29 PM  

Gaboo: This thing's still here? Cripes.


hello, do you has something for me today?
 
2008-08-22 04:05:40 PM  
Venn ist das nurnstuck git und slotermeyer?

Ya! Beigerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!
 
2008-08-22 04:05:57 PM  
8675309 271
 
2008-08-22 04:06:21 PM  

Gaboo: This thing's still here? Cripes.


Indeed it is.
 
2008-08-22 04:07:21 PM  
*hands Lava Lamp Repairman a spatula*
 
2008-08-22 04:07:44 PM  

leftyblonde: YOUR A MORAN.


I've NEVER seen you insult anyone before. In fact, hardly any snarkish behavior at all. Interesting.
 
2008-08-22 04:08:26 PM  
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2008-08-22 04:09:09 PM  

eventhelosers: 8675309 271


Yay! Your girlriends phonenumber!
 
2008-08-22 04:09:13 PM  

gayb: leftyblonde: YOUR A MORAN.

I've NEVER seen you insult anyone before. In fact, hardly any snarkish behavior at all. Interesting.


*hands gayb an egg beater.
 
2008-08-22 04:09:45 PM  
Insert f
 
2008-08-22 04:10:30 PM  
Howdy Folks!

I see this LP is still going strong. I am so impressed!

Wish I could stay but I have to work today.

:( I don't wanna go to work. Stupid kitchens... all hot and greasy...
I would rather stay here and be all goofy with you crazy bastards.

/anyone miss me?
/doubts it...
 
2008-08-22 04:10:37 PM  

Gaboo: This thing's still here? Cripes.


HAAI GABOO!!

*SWOON*

I MISSES YOU.
 
2008-08-22 04:10:49 PM  
yer mom
 
2008-08-22 04:10:52 PM  

leftyblonde: hello, do you has something for me today?


Like what?
 
2008-08-22 04:11:01 PM  
leftyblonde: *hands Lava Lamp Repairman a spatula*

Hurrrr. Hurr-hurr-hurr.


/Hurrrrr
/Puts waffle mix on teh shopping list
 
2008-08-22 04:11:27 PM  

do it to me one more time

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2008-08-22 04:11:43 PM  

goeniegoegoe: I MISSES YOU.


HAI THERE SWEETY CAKES!!1!
 
2008-08-22 04:11:48 PM  

goeniegoegoe: Gaboo: This thing's still here? Cripes.

HAAI GABOO!!

*SWOON*

I MISSES YOU.


I'm going shopping now but I'll be back soonly.
 
2008-08-22 04:12:24 PM  
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2008-08-22 04:13:22 PM  
If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this string as I walk away.
 
2008-08-22 04:13:24 PM  
Anyone seen that dirty wegro recently?
 
2008-08-22 04:14:15 PM  
All Latest
eventhelosers: 8675309 271

Yay! Your girlriends phonenumber!



womenz are too smart to come anywhere nears ma, trying to figure out what SN is about
 
2008-08-22 04:14:22 PM  

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Peekaboo poledance pole?

 
2008-08-22 04:14:57 PM  
gayb: Anyone seen that dirty wegro recently?

He's too good for LP now.

Look for him in the TFD circle-jerk threads.
 
2008-08-22 04:15:07 PM  

leftyblonde: ok, everyone who gets 1,000 posts and sponsors 2 liters can has BIE.


But I am a poor college student barely able to pay for my own TF.
 
2008-08-22 04:15:37 PM  

Odinsward: Howdy Folks!

I see this LP is still going strong. I am so impressed!

Wish I could stay but I have to work today.

:( I don't wanna go to work. Stupid kitchens... all hot and greasy...
I would rather stay here and be all goofy with you crazy bastards.

/anyone miss me?
/doubts it...


I miss you friend!
 
2008-08-22 04:16:51 PM  

leftyblonde: goeniegoegoe: Gaboo: This thing's still here? Cripes.

HAAI GABOO!!

*SWOON*

I MISSES YOU.

I'm going shopping now but I'll be back soonly.

Yeah I see how it is... I get back and your leaving...

Hurry back? I only have about an hour...
 
2008-08-22 04:16:54 PM  
my 240th post
 
2008-08-22 04:17:11 PM  
So flickr doesn't do animated gifs? :(
 
2008-08-22 04:17:12 PM  
How bout 3 liters and 16 posts?
 
2008-08-22 04:17:29 PM  
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
 
2008-08-22 04:17:49 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: Look for him in the TFD circle-jerk threads.


boooo.
 
2008-08-22 04:18:11 PM  
Tengo gusto a veces de pegar habas encima de mi extremo para ver qué crece.
 
2008-08-22 04:18:25 PM  

TheLoveOfIsis: I miss you friend!


Hey sunshine! How you doing?

favs.... your there... *knew I forgot some poeples in my stoned state&
 
2008-08-22 04:18:38 PM  
*leaves to write program to automatically post every 30 seconds*

/BIE & LP will be mine
 
2008-08-22 04:19:17 PM  
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one.
There are people dying and it's time to lend a hand
To life - the greatest gift of all.
We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone somewhere will soon make a change.
We are all a part of God's great big family
And the truth
you know
love is all we need.
We are the world
we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start giving.
There's a choice we're making
we're saving our own lives.
It's true
well make a better day
just you and me.
Well
send them your heart
so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free.
As God has shown us by turning stones to bread
And so we all must lend a helping hand.
We are the world
We are the children
. . .
We are the world
We are the children
. . .
We are the world
We are the children
. . .
We are the world
We are the children
. . .
We are the world
We are the children
. . .
 
2008-08-22 04:20:19 PM  

birchman: *leaves to write program to automatically post every 30 seconds*

/BIE & LP will be mine


That's cheating!

/psst share that with me too
 
2008-08-22 04:21:07 PM  

Odinsward: favs.... your there... *knew I forgot some poeples in my stoned state&


You smoke weed, we get it. I eat my own sh*t but don't go around mentioning it every 5 posts.
 
2008-08-22 04:21:45 PM  
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2008-08-22 04:21:45 PM  

Odinsward: TheLoveOfIsis: I miss you friend!

Hey sunshine! How you doing?

favs.... your there... *knew I forgot some poeples in my stoned state&


Good. Ready to go home. My painters stole my sammich out of the fridge here at work yesterday. I did scrounge up some change for another one, so there's that. :)
 
2008-08-22 04:22:24 PM  

gayb: Odinsward: favs.... your there... *knew I forgot some poeples in my stoned state&

You smoke weed, we get it. I eat my own sh*t but don't go around mentioning it every 5 posts.


Oh hush, you forget... we stoners forget what we've said five seconds ago, let alone five posts.
 
2008-08-22 04:22:57 PM  

gayb: I eat my own sh*t


Re-Farky'd!
 
2008-08-22 04:23:06 PM  
Free produce are the best thing around. Cheers for free apples, peaches, and pears.
 
2008-08-22 04:23:17 PM  
gayb: I eat my own sh*t

He's not joking...
 
2008-08-22 04:23:23 PM  

TheLoveOfIsis: Good. Ready to go home. My painters stole my sammich out of the fridge here at work yesterday. I did scrounge up some change for another one, so there's that. :)


Those bastards! Stealing sammichs is a capital crime.
On par with murder and stuff.
 
2008-08-22 04:23:40 PM  
I smoke weed.

(waits five posts...)
 
2008-08-22 04:24:13 PM  
10 OPEN THREAD 3810696
20 POST "RANDOM QUOTE.TXT" AND/OR "RANDOM IMAGE.JPG"
30 PAUSE 30 SECONDS
40 GOTO 10
 
2008-08-22 04:25:01 PM  
gayb
You smoke weed, we get it. I eat my own sh*t but don't go around mentioning it every 5 posts.



I smoke weed and eat my own shiat. Sometimes I eat weed and smoke my own shiat but I never ever mention it.


/oooppps
 
2008-08-22 04:25:02 PM  

Gaboo: 10 OPEN THREAD 3810696
20 POST "RANDOM QUOTE.TXT" AND/OR "RANDOM IMAGE.JPG"
30 PAUSE 30 SECONDS
40 GOTO 10


You = rock.
 
2008-08-22 04:25:09 PM  
but it's too late, baby now, it's too late though we really did try to make it
 
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