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2008-08-22 02:44:48 PM  
mmmm... tuna. This sandwich I found is sooo gooood...
 
2008-08-22 02:44:55 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-22 02:45:08 PM  
Just be the last post already GOSH!
 
2008-08-22 02:45:08 PM  
now they lay his body down
sad old men who run this town
I still recall the way
he led the charge and saved the day
blue blood and rain
I can hear the bugle playin'
 
2008-08-22 02:45:10 PM  

TheLoveOfIsis: Speaking of passive aggressive notes... My tuna sandwich that I had in the fridge is gone :(


The leftover Subway? The bastards...
 
2008-08-22 02:45:16 PM  
it's just the ancient process of dummyfication
 
2008-08-22 02:45:21 PM  

eventhelosers: How much longer till rightybrunette wins?


Not long.
 
2008-08-22 02:45:27 PM  

Capt_Shaggy: WTF?! This is still happening?!


Of course it is. Did you think it would be over already?
 
2008-08-22 02:45:45 PM  
we seen the last of Good King Richard
ring out the past his name lives on
roll out the bones and raise up your pitcher
raise up your glass to Good King John
 
2008-08-22 02:46:09 PM  
you're an atheist? thank god
 
2008-08-22 02:46:31 PM  
Lumoclear
I dunno, I was hoping that ambidextrous redhead would go for the win (I hear she's real bendy like a gymnast).



i196.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-22 02:46:33 PM  
TheLoveOfIsis: Speaking of passive aggressive notes...

Wow. It's amazing to me how few people get this.

What angers me so? Why do I so vehemently point out that the world sucks?

Because I came here, seeking help or compassion. Instead, I get flamed, left, right, and center.

Well, shame on me, for hoping to find decency at TotalFark. That makes me emo in your eyes? Whatever.

When tomorrow morning dawns, I'll wake up knowing I tried every trick in my arsenal to make my son happy. Perhaps those of you who want to point out what a loser I am (a fact I still won't dispute) will get to feel better about yourselves, saying "I told him!". Maybe there will even be a fist pump in it for you. If it provides the boost to your own ego you're seeking, well, then I'm glad I could help.

Go ahead, make fun of me. Hey, don't leave out the fact that I wear glasses, am mostly bald at 33, overweight and have a relatively small dick. Hell, there's no shortage of shortcomings on my part. Go to town, if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Again, for those who had advice and sympathy for me, I thank you.
 
2008-08-22 02:46:37 PM  
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.

What? They can't lump us in with that farkin' Martian.

We're all in the same boat, fellas.

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.

Evil shenanigans!

I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

You mean Shenanigan's?

Oh, no!

You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?
 
2008-08-22 02:46:38 PM  

rightybrunette: eventhelosers: How much longer till rightybrunette wins?

Not long.


i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-22 02:46:45 PM  

TheLoveOfIsis: What's sad/funny is that I was going to mention earlier that I never have that problem where I work. God this is annoying. And I'm hungry. And broke.


One word. Panhandle. You can make some wicked money.
 
2008-08-22 02:46:52 PM  
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
 
2008-08-22 02:46:56 PM  
he is a floutist, in that he flouts his flute under many noses -- they appreciate the virtuosity of his fingering technique
 
2008-08-22 02:47:45 PM  
Ok now that everyone's lunch is safe and secure in their stomachs. It's time to bring it back up. I present you...the thing.
i440.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-22 02:48:09 PM  
too many comments are too many.
 
2008-08-22 02:48:24 PM  
i am the rake that you step on for a laugh
 
2008-08-22 02:48:34 PM  
rightybrunette
eventhelosers: How much longer till rightybrunette wins?

Not long.


OMFG did not know you really existed.
 
2008-08-22 02:48:37 PM  

AndysPhishin: mmmm... tuna. This sandwich I found is sooo gooood...


Hmmmmm...

TheLoveOfIsis: What's sad/funny is that I was going to mention earlier that I never have that problem where I work. God this is annoying. And I'm hungry. And broke.


You may want to ask someone here at the thread. Only a guess, but an educated one.
 
2008-08-22 02:48:38 PM  
while he plundered far and wide
all his starving children cried
and though we sung his fame
we all went hungry just the same
he meant to shine
to the end of the line
 
2008-08-22 02:48:40 PM  
All right, how about "Cat Game?"

Cat Game? What's the record?

Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
 
2008-08-22 02:48:41 PM  
www.flashasylum.com
 
2008-08-22 02:48:46 PM  

img380.imageshack.us

Chicken necrophelia porn?

 
2008-08-22 02:48:59 PM  
masiahjo: Ok now that everyone's lunch is safe and secure in their stomachs. It's time to bring it back up. I present you...the thing.

stop!!!
 
2008-08-22 02:49:12 PM  
it's a green-eyed staring contest
 
2008-08-22 02:49:21 PM  

GoDawgs!: TheLoveOfIsis: Speaking of passive aggressive notes...

Wow. It's amazing to me how few people get this.

What angers me so? Why do I so vehemently point out that the world sucks?

Because I came here, seeking help or compassion. Instead, I get flamed, left, right, and center.

Well, shame on me, for hoping to find decency at TotalFark. That makes me emo in your eyes? Whatever.

When tomorrow morning dawns, I'll wake up knowing I tried every trick in my arsenal to make my son happy. Perhaps those of you who want to point out what a loser I am (a fact I still won't dispute) will get to feel better about yourselves, saying "I told him!". Maybe there will even be a fist pump in it for you. If it provides the boost to your own ego you're seeking, well, then I'm glad I could help.

Go ahead, make fun of me. Hey, don't leave out the fact that I wear glasses, am mostly bald at 33, overweight and have a relatively small dick. Hell, there's no shortage of shortcomings on my part. Go to town, if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Again, for those who had advice and sympathy for me, I thank you.


The Friday trainwreck just came early today, didn't it?

That poor bastard...
 
2008-08-22 02:49:29 PM  

eventhelosers: i196.photobucket.com


Good lord. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-08-22 02:49:32 PM  
Sorry about the...

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration

Your registration? Hurry up meow
 
2008-08-22 02:49:40 PM  
Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called farking strategy, alright?
 
2008-08-22 02:50:15 PM  
So...

What's going on in this thread? I'm kinda new to FARK.

Did I spell that right? FARK? All caps, right?

Right, I'm new here and I thought maybe the lovely ladies around here will take care of me.

No? No I thought wrong? Well, how silly of me. I concede that I am in fact wrong to think of such.
 
2008-08-22 02:50:30 PM  
Sorry.

Is there something funny here boy?

Oh, no.

Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
 
2008-08-22 02:50:57 PM  
if you listen you can hear it
it's the laughter in the street
it's the motion in the music
and the fire beneath your feet
 
2008-08-22 02:51:13 PM  
All right meow, where were we?

Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Am I saying meow?
 
2008-08-22 02:51:37 PM  
www.flashasylum.com
 
2008-08-22 02:51:46 PM  
all the signs are right this time
you don't have to try so very hard
if you live in this world
you're feelin' the change of the guard
 
2008-08-22 02:51:50 PM  
meow.
 
2008-08-22 02:51:53 PM  
I thought...

Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going
 
2008-08-22 02:52:14 PM  
Am I jumpin' all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?!?!
Do you see me eating mice!?!?!
 
2008-08-22 02:52:34 PM  
all the cowboys and your neighbors
can you swallow up your pride
take your guns off it you're willin'
and you know we're on your side
 
2008-08-22 02:52:37 PM  
Meow what is so damn funny?

I could have sworn you said meow.

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
 
2008-08-22 02:52:40 PM  
www.flashasylum.com
 
2008-08-22 02:52:51 PM  
You know what? I think quick.
Your brain's thick, son.
I'm a smarty-pants like Mozart's hands,
You can't even play "Chopsticks" on
A player piano.
Yeah, I know, you say that you're a winner.
Step to this, I dare you, I'll take you out like Chinese dinner

Try'n follow my mind flow,
It'll tie your noodle in knots
If I used more than half a' mine
Yours would bust up in clots.

You tell me to be kind? It's imperative?
Can't I see your real genius?
But, the moral is, it's all relative:
I'm young Einstein . . .
You're not even Yahoo Serious.
 
2008-08-22 02:52:59 PM  

GoDawgs!: TheLoveOfIsis: Speaking of passive aggressive notes...

Wow. It's amazing to me how few people get this.

What angers me so? Why do I so vehemently point out that the world sucks?

Because I came here, seeking help or compassion. Instead, I get flamed, left, right, and center.

Well, shame on me, for hoping to find decency at TotalFark. That makes me emo in your eyes? Whatever.

When tomorrow morning dawns, I'll wake up knowing I tried every trick in my arsenal to make my son happy. Perhaps those of you who want to point out what a loser I am (a fact I still won't dispute) will get to feel better about yourselves, saying "I told him!". Maybe there will even be a fist pump in it for you. If it provides the boost to your own ego you're seeking, well, then I'm glad I could help.

Go ahead, make fun of me. Hey, don't leave out the fact that I wear glasses, am mostly bald at 33, overweight and have a relatively small dick. Hell, there's no shortage of shortcomings on my part. Go to town, if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Again, for those who had advice and sympathy for me, I thank you.


You like leftover Subway Tuna Fish sandwiches?
 
2008-08-22 02:53:10 PM  
I could have sworn you said meow.
 
2008-08-22 02:53:13 PM  
PeriRies: The Friday trainwreck just came early today, didn't it?

That poor bastard...


8 AM is too early for a trainwreck. I don't think we've peaked for today.
 
2008-08-22 02:53:16 PM  
www.flashasylum.com
 
2008-08-22 02:53:28 PM  
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

Do you see me eating mice?

You stop laughing right meow!

Yes sir.

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law
 
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