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2008-08-18 12:49:04 PM  

Juylie: jaylectricity: Where's the green arrow whore?

Here I am. I left work today just so I could be here for this epic thread!

/not really
//left work because I had to file a restraining order
///srsly


ew really? thats awful.
 
2008-08-18 12:49:08 PM  

peck: baka-san: Even whelks?

Especially whelks.


/Mmmm....whelks.


Bows down to your studlyness.
 
2008-08-18 12:49:10 PM  

too-old: I am none of those things, but you have to hurry as I need to get to the gym in 26 minutes


I'm still holding a grudge against you because you refused the honor of getting to nom on my carpet a few months back!
 
2008-08-18 12:50:06 PM  

Insurance_EE_guy: Ha, you LPers are getting filthy liters in your thread. I hope a liter wins. HA I say.


I still have that prom picture of you and your wife.
 
2008-08-18 12:50:08 PM  
what the heck is going on here?
 
2008-08-18 12:50:27 PM  

Starry Heavens: too-old: I am none of those things, but you have to hurry as I need to get to the gym in 26 minutes

I'm still holding a grudge against you because you refused the honor of getting to nom on my carpet a few months back!


Carpet nommer? TMI
 
2008-08-18 12:50:52 PM  

unremarkable asterisk: cup of tea: You know what? I'm kind of bored with making fun of liters. I'm going to only make fun of my co-worker who just reads headlines on the Main Page and never reads the comments. He doesn't even have an account. What a lamer.

Give us a name so we can all mock him.


Well lets see...There's other Johns on here, so lets go with WorseThanALiter
 
2008-08-18 12:51:19 PM  

Shiat talking Mushrooms: i promise to win this thread. anybody want to put money on this?


I got $5 for a month's TF sponsorship.
 
2008-08-18 12:51:47 PM  

Starry Heavens: too-old: I am none of those things, but you have to hurry as I need to get to the gym in 26 minutes

I'm still holding a grudge against you because you refused the honor of getting to nom on my carpet a few months back!


Clearly I missed a thread.
 
2008-08-18 12:51:56 PM  
Wow, just wow.
 
2008-08-18 12:52:14 PM  

dugitman: Insurance_EE_guy: Ha, you LPers are getting filthy liters in your thread. I hope a liter wins. HA I say.

I still have that prom picture of you and your wife.


GODDAMMITSOMUCH DUGITMAN!

That was like years ago...
 
2008-08-18 12:52:26 PM  

peck: Shiat talking Mushrooms: i promise to win this thread. anybody want to put money on this?

Nope. You see...Drew is going to lock the thread at the last minute and claim victory for his Alt.


/you *do* know who Drew's alt is, don't you?


it's me, peck. dude, how did you find out?
 
2008-08-18 12:52:39 PM  
wtf is this shiat?
 
2008-08-18 12:52:45 PM  
So this just gets to be a random thread, right? And they're never going to close commenting?

www.majhost.com
 
2008-08-18 12:52:49 PM  

peck: /you *do* know who Drew's alt is, don't you?


NasKar

Starry Heavens: I'm still holding a grudge against you because you refused the honor of getting to nom on my carpet a few months back!


I must of been stupid from a hangover.I must of been insane. Maybe I forgot to take my Meds. BUT I AM SORRY. FORGIVE ME PLEASE, I WILL NOT SLEEP TILL YOU FORGIVE ME
 
2008-08-18 12:52:55 PM  
TheCharmerUnderMe 2008-08-19 12:10:48 AM

The simulgasm is going to be EPIC.
 
2008-08-18 12:53:08 PM  
Hey, peck--How's it hanging?
 
2008-08-18 12:53:18 PM  
sparky1013: what the heck is going on here?

We're trying to determine who wins the honor of donkey-punching you.
 
2008-08-18 12:53:35 PM  

sparky1013: what the heck is going on here?


All hell is breaking loose. We're running low on peanuts and beer, and the liters are going to start storming the gate at any moment.
 
2008-08-18 12:53:41 PM  

I_Hate_Iowa: never going to close commenting?


Wouldn't that be awesome.
/not really
 
2008-08-18 12:53:51 PM  

TheLoveOfIsis: Carpet nommer? TMI


Technically, there was no carpet nomming going on. That was the whole problem. :(

too-old: I must of been stupid from a hangover.I must of been insane. Maybe I forgot to take my Meds. BUT I AM SORRY. FORGIVE ME PLEASE, I WILL NOT SLEEP TILL YOU FORGIVE ME


NEVAR!
 
2008-08-18 12:53:54 PM  
I also vote for thepensivepoet to be mod for a day. Maybe longer. Especially if I could get my hands on a Thunderpants tshirt.
 
2008-08-18 12:54:07 PM  
Some of my favorite TFers are in this thread...
 
2008-08-18 12:54:25 PM  

cup of tea: Well lets see...There's other Johns on here, so lets go with WorseThanALiter


That is a pretty low thing to call me you jerk
 
2008-08-18 12:54:52 PM  
i228.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-18 12:55:28 PM  
What are the odds LeftyBlonde will still manage to wind this one?
 
2008-08-18 12:55:50 PM  
this is the lamest thing ever. i rather seen a greenlit thread about batman or poop.

-1
 
2008-08-18 12:55:54 PM  
YAY!
 
2008-08-18 12:55:55 PM  

Starry Heavens: Technically, there was no carpet nomming going on. That was the whole problem. :(


More of a bare floor kind of a guy anyways. BUT I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR I CAN
 
2008-08-18 12:56:04 PM  

JackAssHole: What are the odds LeftyBlonde will still manage to wind this one?


Win, not wind, d'oh!
 
2008-08-18 12:56:17 PM  

too-old: cup of tea: Well lets see...There's other Johns on here, so lets go with WorseThanALiter

That is a pretty low thing to call me you jerk


But...but....but.....It's how I show my lurve!
 
2008-08-18 12:56:32 PM  

JackAssHole: What are the odds LeftyBlonde will still manage to wind this one?


She never sleeps
 
2008-08-18 12:56:46 PM  
i186.photobucket.com  i186.photobucket.com  i186.photobucket.com  i186.photobucket.com  i186.photobucket.com  wut?
 
2008-08-18 12:57:20 PM  

MickeyD: sparky1013: what the heck is going on here?

All hell is breaking loose. We're running low on peanuts and beer, and the liters are going to start storming the gate at any moment.


exactly. we need a plan. more importantly, we need a strategy, because plans get torn to pieces like the dude who doesn't follow the strategy and gets trapped outside of the city gates while the hordes grab at him with their animal claws, taking bits of his flesh like a pack of compsognathus, devouring him quickly and efficiently.
 
2008-08-18 12:58:59 PM  
liters:

img84.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-18 12:59:03 PM  

too-old: I this where we make fun of the liters?


Yes.
 
2008-08-18 12:59:15 PM  
mjsee: Hey, peck--How's it hanging?

How's what hanging?


/I have lots of things that hang. Some, metaphorically
 
2008-08-18 12:59:28 PM  

Shiat talking Mushrooms: exactly. we need a plan. more importantly, we need a strategy, because plans get torn to pieces like the dude who doesn't follow the strategy and gets trapped outside of the city gates while the hordes grab at him with their animal claws, taking bits of his flesh like a pack of compsognathus, devouring him quickly and efficiently.


What the hell are you talking about?
 
2008-08-18 12:59:46 PM  
baka-san: Need us to mess someone up for 'ya?

Nah, y'all don't need to mess him up...just get his ass to stop calling me and emailing me. He knows I don't want anything to do with him, and despite him telling me multiple times that he knows where he's not wanted and "goodbye", he won't stop!! Asshole.
 
2008-08-18 12:59:49 PM  

Shiat talking Mushrooms: exactly. we need a plan. more importantly, we need a strategy, because plans get torn to pieces like the dude who doesn't follow the strategy and gets trapped outside of the city gates while the hordes grab at him with their animal claws, taking bits of his flesh like a pack of compsognathus, devouring him quickly and efficiently.


Is that a quote from Tropic Thunder or whatever that new movie is?

/haven't seen it, but it sounded like something Downsyndrom Jr might say
 
2008-08-18 01:00:12 PM  

dickkead: Shiat talking Mushrooms: exactly. we need a plan. more importantly, we need a strategy, because plans get torn to pieces like the dude who doesn't follow the strategy and gets trapped outside of the city gates while the hordes grab at him with their animal claws, taking bits of his flesh like a pack of compsognathus, devouring him quickly and efficiently.

What the hell are you talking about?


It looked pretty clear to me.
 
2008-08-18 01:00:30 PM  
McFifestien

That reminds me, I found an old, empty box yesterday from the Shoop Shop. I really wonder what it had originally contained...

too-old: More of a bare floor kind of a guy anyways. BUT I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR I CAN


For you, I'd shave. <3

Except that there's no point to it because YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T AND I'M HURT SO BAD I'LL NEVER BE WITH A MAN AGAIN! T_T
 
2008-08-18 01:00:50 PM  

dickkead:

What the hell are you talking about?


i'll be honest, i'm not real sure. i just took a handful of pills, some of them may have been bits of glass, and not really pills, so i'm kind of off right now
 
2008-08-18 01:02:14 PM  

Starry Heavens: That reminds me, I found an old, empty box yesterday from the Shoop Shop. I really wonder what it had originally contained...


What in the who now?
a shoop shop box?
 
2008-08-18 01:02:35 PM  

i186.photobucket.com

 
2008-08-18 01:03:08 PM  

blessthe40oz: blessthe40oz.com


That was in complete bad taste.

/new keyboard plz
 
2008-08-18 01:03:09 PM  


i46.photobucket.com


 
2008-08-18 01:03:13 PM  

McFifestien: Starry Heavens: That reminds me, I found an old, empty box yesterday from the Shoop Shop. I really wonder what it had originally contained...

What in the who now?
a shoop shop box?


I think she said she her box in a shop
 
2008-08-18 01:03:30 PM  

Starry Heavens: Except that there's no point to it because YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T AND I'M HURT SO BAD I'LL NEVER BE WITH A MAN AGAIN! T_T


damn, I have been turning lesbians, lesbian since 1983

at least I don't think I turn any girls in my high school years
 
2008-08-18 01:03:42 PM  

dickkead: What the hell are you talking about?


img230.imageshack.us
 
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