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(Some Guy)   To celebrate Nostradamus' birthday, write your own prophecy for 2003. Bonus points for use of quatrains and medieval French. Link goes to example   (activemind.com) divider line 224
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2002-12-14 12:22:35 PM  
Quatrain? Feh. Howsabout a little haiku:

Dead Nostrodamus
And his stupid "poetry"
Draw asshats galore
 
OBB
2002-12-14 01:08:18 PM  
And from the planet of sand,
one shall come who will remove
the evil king from his station of death
and return balance to the galaxy.
 
OBB
2002-12-14 01:17:04 PM  
In the city of white marble,
the Son of the fallen King,
will utter much nonsense,
and hilarity will ensue.
 
2002-12-14 01:30:57 PM  
On the web site of farkers,
women appear with great breasts,
wieners too are visted,
but only by drew.
 
2002-12-14 01:38:42 PM  
Nostradamus surrenders,
Nostradamus surrenders,
Nostradamus surrenders,
Because he's farkin' French.
 
2002-12-14 02:09:07 PM  
On a virtual kiosk of repeat stories
The cougar is slain with a pocket knife
A baby animal is born of ugly ass
And the asses are worn as hats
 
2002-12-14 02:50:23 PM  
Vous etes les mouton
les americanes
fait attention
Rome est tombée rapidement aussi
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2002-12-14 03:53:30 PM  
I saw that coming.
 
2002-12-14 04:03:49 PM  
Somewhere on earth something big will happen
Some goober will make some far-fatched association
The event will said to have been predicted by Nostrodamous
and millions on the Internet will completely freak out
 
2002-12-14 04:04:53 PM  
Somewhere on earth something big will happen
Some goober will make some far-fatched association
The event will said to have been predicted by Nostrodamous
and millions on the Internet will completely freak out

Voting now enabled!
 
2002-12-14 04:49:58 PM  
In the year 2003 and four months
There will be a great collapse in the empire of Fark
Two admins, Drew and Jeff, spill beer
As the new servers succumb, the masses will whine.
 
2002-12-14 05:04:17 PM  
Touché, Femme_Fatale.

Ich werde ein Prophezeiung in deutsch schreiben.
Keiner Leute wird es verstehen
Weil es in deutsch geschreibt war.
Ich bin so schlapp.

Stimm Für Mir!
 
2002-12-14 05:54:34 PM  
Ricardo well one of us got it...
 
2002-12-14 06:18:19 PM  
Femme im sure if i knew french it would be funny to me too.
 
2002-12-14 06:30:43 PM  
Calcartman: I don't know French but it looks like something about American sheep and the fall of Rome.
 
2002-12-14 07:04:36 PM  
And on this virtual kiosk of stories and altered images
The swine is slain
Faeries no longer bit
And two cents could no longer purchase anything


...oops sorry, that's a quatrain for 2002.
 
OBB
2002-12-14 07:05:35 PM  
Well, Rome didn't fall quickly... the Empire was in slow and gradual decline for hundreds of years, as the outlying provinces fell to barbarians and Huns and others.

*sigh* I'm far too much of a history freak.
 
2002-12-14 07:36:35 PM  
France will surrender
/obvious
 
2002-12-14 07:37:19 PM  
A dumbass will stride
on a long ride
with his friends
right to the end
isn't it crazy?
that's the end of democracy
 
2002-12-14 07:37:30 PM  
On many such issues,
farkers will squabble,
continuing the age old tradition,
conservatives are evil and liberals are dumb
 
2002-12-14 07:39:12 PM  
A child shall be born
to the world in the year 2003
that will be known as the anti-christ.
Fb- shall be the father.
 
2002-12-14 07:40:17 PM  
Blah blah blah Bush,
Blah blah blah Oil,
Blah blah blah Iraq,
Blah blah blah Recession
 
2002-12-14 07:40:43 PM  
Umm..

Its my birthday too..

cool huh?

I'm Nostradamus reborn actually..

boo..
 
2002-12-14 07:42:04 PM  
In houses of great learning, no learning will take place
From within, a great revolt over crops of barley and grain
A Great Maw will open and pour forth, bringing discomfort
Many will bow and whimper at the feet of the Porcelain God
 
2002-12-14 07:42:20 PM  
un homme
un jour
plus des boits alcool

..hilarity ensues.


wait, thats the weblog entry, not the nostradamus prophecy--- shiat.
 
2002-12-14 07:43:00 PM  
Cliches angered by overuse ascend the mount,
The great boobies cause kitties to perish,
It was like beep beep beep beep,
Ackbar says I've got nothing.
 
2002-12-14 07:43:10 PM  
Conglomerates of evil,
Posing as bringers of peace,
Commandeer the last bastion of freedom.
Drink Dr. Pepper.
 
2002-12-14 07:45:05 PM  
From the Ranch will come a vision of the great "Hucas"
The young man will rejoice at the conclusion of his works
And revel in the knowledge and the minutiae of his vision
The young man, overtaken by this knowledge, will not get laid.
 
2002-12-14 07:45:19 PM  
In the year 2003 of the fouth age,
The One Ring will be taken deep into the hear of Mordor,
And cast back into the firey chasm from wence it came,
By that funny-lookin Elijah Wood.
 
2002-12-14 07:46:26 PM  
I predict that people will wake up one day and realize that this asshole was a fraud.

:)
 
2002-12-14 07:46:30 PM  
Son of a ruler will lead,
Attempt to flee monarchy foiled.
Stagnation doth permeate,
Impending war doth loom.


:(
 
2002-12-14 07:47:22 PM  
I predict that people will wake up one day and realize that this asshole was a fraud.

:)

** Now with voting! **
 
2002-12-14 07:47:38 PM  
17% of you will die in 2003. That is all.
 
2002-12-14 07:47:44 PM  
Des sacrez templates seront faicts corrupteur,
Comptez seront par données perte,
D'un que dont réputation c'est one les website,
La fin sera pour serveurs GEFACKIR.


The sacred templates will be corrupted,
They will be thought of as data loss
By one whos name is on the website,
The end will be for Fark cgi servers.
 
2002-12-14 07:48:20 PM  
A great evil wearing a hat will rise in the east
He will bring many horrible things to the great city
the something else very vague will happen
Followed by some other things that happen afterwards
 
2002-12-14 07:48:58 PM  
An event shall begin with Peter in the new land of Zed
The young man will once again revel in the spectacle
The pasty masses will bring to life the mid of earth
In their zeal to outpace, they once again will not get laid
 
2002-12-14 07:49:13 PM  
Mike Piazza will come out of the closet.

I've got nothing.
 
2002-12-14 07:49:46 PM  
and in the year 2003 everyone living and dead will have a birthday
 
2002-12-14 07:51:08 PM  
Upon a throne of porcelain,
Movement from the north to south,
Food eaten by the peasant,
Shall come forth into the water.
 
2002-12-14 07:51:08 PM  
In the year 2003:

People will see the rise of anoter yet craptacular boyband and the fall of another craptacular boyband
 
2002-12-14 07:51:49 PM  
Upon a throne of porcelain,
Movement from the north to south,
Food eaten by the peasant,
Shall come forth into the water.


crap! now with voting
 
2002-12-14 07:55:17 PM  
From the Ranch will come a vision of the great "Hucas"
The young man will rejoice at the conclusion of his works
And revel in the knowledge and the minutiae of his vision
The young man, overtaken by this knowledge, will not get laid.

I want vote too***
 
2002-12-14 07:55:22 PM  
Touche, femme_fatale, outlawtsar and ricardomontalban.

O AD nijuu-ichi-zero-ichi,
Eki saisho i.
Taishou Akbar-sama
"Sore wana i!!" zenki.

[In AD Twenty-one-oh-one
War was beginning
Admiral Akbar said
"It's a trap!!"]
 
2002-12-14 07:56:01 PM  
In houses of great learning, no learning will take place
From within, a great revolt over crops of barley and grain
A Great Maw will open and pour forth, bringing discomfort
Many will bow and whimper at the feet of the Porcelain God


I have nothing better to do here...
 
2002-12-14 07:56:07 PM  
Our lives will be made more convenient through the widespread use of personal rotocopters. Every house will come with its very own electronic brain in the basement, performing calculations to determine optimal use of the oil furnace while writing French quatrains. 3-D stereovision tanks in every living room will carry live broadcasts of the best symphonies and events of great political importance as they happen around the globe, videophones will eliminate the need to travel, and automatic sonic-blast dish cleansing machines will reduce the daily burden of doing the dishes by half.
 
2002-12-14 07:56:56 PM  
In the 19th year since birth
of our beloved lord of dairy,
the almighty will lie down with a woman
and fark up his only opportunity.

My I'm optimistic...
 
2002-12-14 07:57:00 PM  
No voting due to over-use of cliche and half-ripping off outlawtsar.
 
2002-12-14 07:57:06 PM  
***I'll remember voting from now on, I promise***

An event shall begin with Peter in the new land of Zed
The young man will once again revel in the spectacle
The pasty masses will bring to life the mid of earth
In their zeal to outpace, they once again will not get laid
 
2002-12-14 07:57:40 PM  
Le Français se rendra un jour inspiré par le manque de volonté. Une tour aiguë tombera aux rues, tuant des hommes pas là de nation.


The french will surrender on a day inspired by the lack of will. A pointed tower will fall to the streets, killing men not of there nation.
 
2002-12-14 07:58:48 PM  
Vague reference to possible leader or public figure,
Possible geographic location and uninterpretable timeframe,
Mention of possible event or cause,
Completely baffling outcome or ending.
 
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