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(Kansas City)   Michelle Obama strips naked, leads police on high-speed chase. At least I think it's Michelle Obama...well, close enough for government (with pic of perhaps Michelle Obama)   (kmbc.com) divider line 244
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2008-08-15 12:41:34 PM
FTA A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

Really, who would have thought?
 
2008-08-15 12:41:54 PM
Freak Flag Fly: Their faces look nothing alike. But look at those knees, ankles, and elbows.

yea, those knees are way too sharp.
 
2008-08-15 12:46:19 PM
rohar: Dang, that was eloquently stated. 0/10

I've given up trying to convince brainwashed DittoHeads, but there are non-Republitards out there who will see thru the right wing lie machine and politics of personal destruction in Subby's headline and figure out that it wasn't really Michelle that got arrested, but those of you who are so wrapped up in White Privilege that you think every African American woman is interchangable will never understand.
 
2008-08-15 12:48:29 PM
Oh, I get it! Because all black people look the same...good one, submittard
 
2008-08-15 12:49:42 PM
DslainteC: "We want to get the car stopped, especially when you've got somebody high on narcotics. Her behavior was very erratic. And the kids did not appear to be seatbelted in"

What the hell, Subby? Don't you think she should have been compared to Britney Spears instead of Michelle Obama?

On second thought, I should take that back because you'll be comparing me to Mrs. Obama after I chucked Spears into this story.

-1 for racist headlines


I see what you did there.

And at first I SRS'D, but then I LOL'D because it was farking brilliant.
 
2008-08-15 12:50:50 PM
Darconix: Yes, the druggie does resemble Michelle Obama.

Either that, or I'm just a racist.



...earlier, in another thread...


Darconix:
Well, I could rebut that your ancestors had no heritage to steal, and were universally considered by all civilizations, from the Greeks and Romans on to our own, to be fit for only slaves and not much else, or I could point out that America is only 1/20th responsible for import of African slaves to the Americas, but I doubt any of this would change your mind.

Wear your "traditional African garb" invented by a wise African to fleece U.S. minorities struggling to justify why they are as "special" as their patron politicians say. Celebrate your invented holiday of Kwanzaa and reconnect with your non-existent heritage. But most importantly of all, watch "Roots" over and over until you feel the true outrage the militant black movements of the 60s and 70s sought to instill in their sheep.

Just stay away from my wallet and we can get along just fine.




Yeah, we'll go with bigot.
 
2008-08-15 12:51:08 PM
No, that does not look like Michelle. Michelle's arms are much longer. You know, from swinging through the trees.
 
2008-08-15 12:51:18 PM
Subby's a rascist idiot, but what about the moran that approved the link? Shame on FARK.
 
2008-08-15 12:52:10 PM
THE_WIZ: rohar: Dang, that was eloquently stated. 0/10

I've given up trying to convince brainwashed DittoHeads, but there are non-Republitards out there who will see thru the right wing lie machine and politics of personal destruction in Subby's headline and figure out that it wasn't really Michelle that got arrested, but those of you who are so wrapped up in White Privilege that you think every African American woman is interchangable will never understand.


Ok, I'll bite. How does criticizing incorrect use of language promote a political viewpoint?
 
2008-08-15 12:53:41 PM
regarding the M.O. comarison:

weak. stupid. no resemblance.
flamer. troll. douche. and yes, racist.


regarding the woman in the news story:
the woman was probably fleeing a sexual assault so we shouldn't make too many jokes at her expense. if you're scared enough to run naked in broad daylight... you're pretty f'in scared.
 
2008-08-15 12:54:05 PM
Definitely not the same.

www.kmbc.com
i.a.cnn.net

Maybe she's the little Obama in the second photograph, but from the future. To fight a terminator.
 
2008-08-15 12:55:33 PM
DslainteC: -1 for racist headlines

ditto.
 
2008-08-15 12:57:09 PM
Wow, all the libs who compare Bush to a chimp are going into apoplexy over a humerous comparison to M. Obama.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
2008-08-15 12:57:21 PM
rohar: Ok, I'll bite. How does criticizing incorrect use of language promote a political viewpoint?

Well, excuuuuse me if my language isn't perfect but this is Fark and not the farking Spelling Bee.
 
2008-08-15 12:57:30 PM
Impudent Domain:
.

your cracking me up! how many more cliche's and slogans can you think of? Keep em coming.



Bush and McCain called...their asses need cleaning...get your tongue ready.
 
2008-08-15 12:59:32 PM
shinosai: I read the headline as more of a satire on Obama Nation. But that's just me giving the subby the benefit of the doubt.

tried that as well, didn't work.
 
2008-08-15 01:02:16 PM
Facetious_Speciest: Definitely not the same.

Maybe she's the little Obama in the second photograph, but from the future. To fight a terminator.


LOOK OUT Michelle, that T REX is gonna eat your head!
 
2008-08-15 01:03:38 PM
Rockdrummer: Wow, all the libs who compare Bush to a chimp are going into apoplexy over a humerous comparison to M. Obama.

Lighten up, Francis.


Hmm... So you assume that people who have a problem with the racist headline are Democrats, and people who are racists are Republicans?

If that's what you want, that's fine with me.

/We're not saying Bush *looks* like a monkey, we're saying he *talks* and *acts* like a monkey. Regardless, it's not racist, unlike the headline. Your troll-fu is weak.
 
2008-08-15 01:04:01 PM
THE_WIZ: rohar: Ok, I'll bite. How does criticizing incorrect use of language promote a political viewpoint?

Well, excuuuuse me if my language isn't perfect but this is Fark and not the farking Spelling Bee.


Um, if you look at the quote I posted, it didn't belong to you. Given that, how exactly am I criticizing you?



It was nice, though, that you came straight at me. Not sure what I did that would require such a response. If it helps, from reading this thread, you seem to have at least a passable command of the English language. Can't say the same about the individuals I was quoting.

/context is difficult
 
2008-08-15 01:05:58 PM
SushiJoe: that's not Michelle Obama, it's Whoopi Goldberg

::smack:: subtard



/Trying to get the image of a naked Whoopi Goldberg out of my head/
 
2008-08-15 01:05:59 PM
WIZ
"Does Haliburton or BlackWater or Guantonamo or Abu Graib mean anything to you?"

Halliburton
A large company that is very respected down here and provides a LOT of jobs. They value their employees and offer great benefits. They were on of the few companies large enough and organized well enough to step up to the needs of helping the army with its needs overseas and have done a great job. This has nothing to do with politics unless you don't understand why such companies are good for communities and employees and rail against capitalism because you're too blind to see that it is the best functioning system ever designed and is very practical.

Blackwater - no, never heard of it.

Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib
The focus of a media smear campaign because idealogues disagree with a couple of things showed in some pictures because they fail to imagine or understand what torture really is. Worse treatment would have garnered better results. The guards should have been court martialed or fired for taking photos to begin with.
 
2008-08-15 01:06:09 PM
Rockdrummer: Wow, all the libs who compare Bush to a chimp are going into apoplexy over a humerous comparison to M. Obama.

Lighten up, Francis.

www.webdelsol.com
 
2008-08-15 01:07:16 PM
daychilde: /We're not saying Bush *looks* like a monkey, we're saying he *talks* and *acts* like a monkey.

I"M saying that he looks like a monkey. Here's proof. (new window)
 
2008-08-15 01:08:15 PM
vwbuster: if you're scared enough to run naked in broad daylight... you're pretty f'in scareded up.

ftfy
 
2008-08-15 01:09:39 PM
Got damn, you people are dense! Subby was clearly using a parody headline to point out the level of ridiculousness that attacks against The Obamas can take. Didn't the phrase "close enough for government" imply to anyone that the headline was not serious?

/Fark, today you disappoint me
 
2008-08-15 01:10:27 PM
THREAD CLOSED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE BUT A TROLL SUBTARD

/and shame on you Fark for greenlighting this trash
 
2008-08-15 01:11:25 PM
serial_crusher: Now, if I say all black people look the same to me, does that really make me racist or some sort of shiathead? It's really just me confirming that my brain's pattern recognition algorithm isn't as good as it should be.


This is true. People who are unfamiliar with different races do have difficulty distinguishing subtle features. For example, white people can distinguish between Greeks and Brits, but they can't distinguish between Chinese and Japanese. It's not racism so long as you don't say "they all look alike".
 
2008-08-15 01:11:39 PM
Daychilde - I have a problem with people like you declaring a headline racist when it is only your opinion. I don't think it is. It's humor. Try it.
 
2008-08-15 01:12:19 PM
rohar: It was nice, though, that you came straight at me. Not sure what I did that would require such a response. If it helps, from reading this thread, you seem to have at least a passable command of the English language. Can't say the same about the individuals I was quoting.

/context is difficult


OK, sorry. I thought you were one of the right wing racist stooges that hang out on Fark.

bambam5: Blackwater - no, never heard of it.

Why doesn't that surprise me? Have fun in your bubble of White wealthy RepubliFascist privilege because Change is coming and the Police State will be over.
 
2008-08-15 01:13:25 PM
nandaiyo: THREAD CLOSED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE BUT A TROLL SUBTARD

/and shame on you Fark for greenlighting this trash


Yeah, how dare a submitter use a satirical headline! We won't stand for such nonsense around here!

It's only a troll because everyone apparently took their stupid pills today.
 
2008-08-15 01:15:21 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2008-08-15 01:17:55 PM
bambam5:
Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib
The focus of a media smear campaign because idealogues disagree with a couple of things showed in some pictures because they fail to imagine or understand what torture really is. Worse treatment would have garnered better results. The guards should have been court martialed or fired for taking photos to begin with.


Why was the US so pissy about the "harsh interrogation" of American prisoners by the Vietnamese? I agree with bambam5, all POWs should be gang raped and disemboweled, just like the Janjaweed in Darfur are doing now. God bless those brave warriors.

/McCain loved it so much he asked to stay for a few more years.
//liberals are sissies
 
2008-08-15 01:19:41 PM
well you know she does love her country now.........hoping she will get to move to the black house
 
2008-08-15 01:21:22 PM
1. Put snakes on plane: FarkLordOfTheSith: I give subby an 8/10 on prinicple. The headline is not the most creative troll attempt I've seen here, but the fact that it got so many bites causes me to give it a few more points than I normally would have.

You ignorant muthafarkers have no idea what a good troll looks like, and can't even recognize a failed joke for what it is. It's just pathetic.


I changed my mind. Subby gets 10/10 because he/she has so successfully inserted no much sand into so many vaginas.
 
2008-08-15 01:22:30 PM
THE_WIZ: rohar: It was nice, though, that you came straight at me. Not sure what I did that would require such a response. If it helps, from reading this thread, you seem to have at least a passable command of the English language. Can't say the same about the individuals I was quoting.

/context is difficult

OK, sorry. I thought you were one of the right wing racist stooges that hang out on Fark.


So it's not possible to have a command of the English language without being a racist stoog?
 
2008-08-15 01:23:07 PM
FarkLordOfTheSith: 1. Put snakes on plane: FarkLordOfTheSith: I give subby an 8/10 on prinicple. The headline is not the most creative troll attempt I've seen here, but the fact that it got so many bites causes me to give it a few more points than I normally would have.

You ignorant muthafarkers have no idea what a good troll looks like, and can't even recognize a failed joke for what it is. It's just pathetic.

I changed my mind. Subby gets 10/10 because he/she has so successfully inserted no much sand into so many vaginas.


^^ that would be "so much sand". I can spell. Really, I can.
 
2008-08-15 01:25:03 PM
Man, you farking Obama lovers have lost all of your sense of humor.
Relax, Laugh... it'll be okay.
 
2008-08-15 01:26:33 PM
Lol, this one sure got a reaction from the Obamabots. Good jorb, Subby! Your continued existence is validated!

I sure hope the Master Obamabot understands, though, that winning the election is not an end, but the means to an end. The corruption, assaults by the GOP machine (impeachments aren't limited to intern blowjobs), and general incompetence at the job have only begun at that point. It's a point that was lost on the rabid W supporters eight (and four) years ago.
 
2008-08-15 01:27:21 PM
FarkLordOfTheSith: I changed my mind. Subby gets 10/10 because he/she has so successfully inserted no much sand into so many vaginas.

Oh I get it! Subtard is funny because he posted a racist lie to scare white people from voting for Obama. How abso-farking-lutely hysterical! And then when people point out that it's part of the right wing lie machine, the response is lighten up it's just a joke. Well sorry, Swift-Boating worked last time but everyone with a brain (everyone but Republitards) is onto it now.
 
2008-08-15 01:30:06 PM
rohar: So it's not possible to have a command of the English language without being a racist stoog?

I already said I misunderstood your post, and I'm not saying you're a racist stoog (whatever that is).
 
2008-08-15 01:31:45 PM
How did she manage to get dressed while on an 80mph pursuit? Now that takes some skill.
 
2008-08-15 01:33:40 PM
Terrorist fist jab?
 
2008-08-15 01:35:29 PM
THE_WIZ: Oh I get it! Subtard is funny because he posted a racist lie to scare white people from voting for Obama.

If anybody was swayed by that (clearly satirical) headline, then there was no hope for them to begin with.
 
2008-08-15 01:35:36 PM
This was only green-lit to cause a flamewar.
 
2008-08-15 01:35:48 PM
matto22: Man, you farking Obama lovers have lost all of your sense of humor.
Relax, Laugh... it'll be okay.

===========================

Don't worry, we'll be laughing very soon. So, you can start getting your material together for the next eight years of everyone's favorite game, "How many Bush fark-ups can we pin on Obama".
 
2008-08-15 01:36:50 PM
Wiz
Why doesn't that surprise me? Have fun in your bubble of White wealthy RepubliFascist privilege because Change is coming and the Police State will be over.

You assume way too much. And the change you seek - It will be good for you because once it does come and you realize too late that you got royally screwed over you might learn a thing or two. It will suck royally for the rest of the country though.
 
2008-08-15 01:37:36 PM
yeah, she's a black woman. ergo, she's michelle obama.

i found her to be quite hot. dissapointed there are no nakey pix
 
2008-08-15 01:40:53 PM
Politicians do normal as well as abnormal stuff like this more often than you think....Just the other day I saw Dick Chaney driving a mimi-van.
 
2008-08-15 01:41:49 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: matto22: Man, you farking Obama lovers have lost all of your sense of humor.
Relax, Laugh... it'll be okay.
===========================

Don't worry, we'll be laughing very soon. So, you can start getting your material together for the next eight years of everyone's favorite game, "How many Bush fark-ups can we pin on Obama".


Take your meds pal, the paranoia is seeping through.
 
2008-08-15 01:42:27 PM
duster: yeah, she's a black woman. ergo, she's michelle obama.

Yeah, that would be where the satire comes in. You see, the notion that Obama's detractors would make such ridiculous claims is what is being ridiculed here.
 
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