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(Kansas City)   Michelle Obama strips naked, leads police on high-speed chase. At least I think it's Michelle Obama...well, close enough for government (with pic of perhaps Michelle Obama)   (kmbc.com ) divider line
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2008-08-15 10:05:11 AM  
Not even close, dumbass.
 
2008-08-15 10:05:47 AM  
img167.imageshack.us

Submitter?
 
2008-08-15 10:07:37 AM  
.....so she looks like Michelle Obama because of, what, the shape of her nose? I don't get it.

/Can't believe this got greenlit.
 
2008-08-15 10:18:27 AM  
I guess they all look the same to you, eh shiatheadmitter?
 
2008-08-15 10:26:37 AM  
that's not Michelle Obama, it's Whoopi Goldberg

::smack:: subtard
 
2008-08-15 10:28:50 AM  
photos.imageevent.com

Sugar Ray Leonard?
 
2008-08-15 10:39:57 AM  
Heads assploding all over Freeperville these days. It may be Senator Obama's sole redeeming feature.
 
2008-08-15 10:42:57 AM  

tchamber: /Can't believe this got greenlit.


I came here to say this.
 
2008-08-15 10:47:23 AM  
"We want to get the car stopped, especially when you've got somebody high on narcotics. Her behavior was very erratic. And the kids did not appear to be seatbelted in"

What the hell, Subby? Don't you think she should have been compared to Britney Spears instead of Michelle Obama?

On second thought, I should take that back because you'll be comparing me to Mrs. Obama after I chucked Spears into this story.

-1 for racist headlines
 
2008-08-15 10:52:15 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-08-15 10:55:36 AM  
So, basically, all we have to do to get something greenlit is to say "OOGA BOOGA LOOK AT ME I'M OBAMA" and then post an article with a picture of a black person in it?
 
2008-08-15 10:57:28 AM  
RoxtarRyan

OMG that's Obama standing behind Picard, over his left shoulder!
 
2008-08-15 11:17:20 AM  
Subby, you're an ass. If I posted a picture of ANY morbidly obese, greasy haired, virgin who's lived in his mother's basement whacking off to goat porn, and eating cheetos since he dropped out of art school 8 years ago, it wouldn't NECESSARILY be you.
 
2008-08-15 11:34:27 AM  
What p0rn may look like
img228.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-15 11:34:43 AM  
This might be a good time to submit some rejected items. The greenlight seems to be locked into the 'on' position.
 
2008-08-15 11:34:48 AM  

what_now: Subby, you're an ass. If I posted a picture of ANY morbidly obese, greasy haired, virgin who's lived in his mother's basement whacking off to goat porn, and eating cheetos since he dropped out of art school 8 years ago, it wouldn't NECESSARILY be you.


Fark! Do I know you?
 
2008-08-15 11:35:19 AM  
This thread is full of politically correct, multi-culti bullshiat.

Naked speeder DOES resemble Michelle Obama in that picture. Subby didn't compare her to Beyonce, or Florida from Good Times. Noting that two black women have a resemblance does not equate to being racist.

/The race card is exhausted; give it a rest
//Niger (the nation, not the epithet)
 
2008-08-15 11:35:32 AM  
I get it, it's cause she's black!
 
2008-08-15 11:35:39 AM  

Locke3k: RoxtarRyan

OMG that's Obama standing behind Picard, over his left shoulder!


LOL
 
2008-08-15 11:35:59 AM  
Wow, this is like SUPER DELUXE with more suckage.
 
2008-08-15 11:36:09 AM  
THE CONFLICT IN GEORGIA sources say
img104.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-15 11:36:30 AM  
I can't believe Drew got the rights to use little Obama in his Farkitrol ad.

dynamic.fmpub.net

/hotlinking an ad
//does that mean i get paid?
 
2008-08-15 11:37:02 AM  
Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.


Why isn't this woman in Beijing??
 
2008-08-15 11:37:02 AM  
lol... I'll help spread the rumor.
 
2008-08-15 11:37:12 AM  

Locke3k: RoxtarRyan

OMG that's Obama standing behind Picard, over his left shoulder!


Thread over. Everyone have a good morning.
 
2008-08-15 11:37:19 AM  
Wasn't Obama the older brother in "Good Times"?
 
2008-08-15 11:37:35 AM  

Il Douchey: This thread is full of politically correct, multi-culti bullshiat.

Naked speeder DOES resemble Michelle Obama in that picture.


HOW ABOUT NO.
 
2008-08-15 11:37:43 AM  

tnpir: Not even close, dumbass.


I came in here to say this.
 
2008-08-15 11:37:47 AM  
Subby, it is not that far off. She is prettier than Michelle (Coulter hands) Obama. But Obama is much more intelligent (I can only assume) and other good qualities..like she makes a lot more money.
 
2008-08-15 11:38:08 AM  
This must be one of those EPIC FAIL's I hear so much about.
 
2008-08-15 11:38:13 AM  
I thought Michelle had cornrows on her cootch.
 
2008-08-15 11:38:14 AM  
greenlights like this are why subbus and admins shouldn't be anonymous nor their approvals/rejections.

would like to know who to throw rocks at
 
2008-08-15 11:38:36 AM  
FTA: Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.


Why is this woman not in the Olympics? Fark jail, get her ass on a plane to China.
 
2008-08-15 11:38:38 AM  

Nestea Plunge: Sugar Ray Leonard?


lol - I just watched that ep the other night. First thing I thought of when I read the article.

George: Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard? Yeah, you must get that all the time.

Morgan: I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?

George: No, not a racial thing, there really is a resemblance...
 
2008-08-15 11:38:48 AM  
I read the headline as more of a satire on Obama Nation. But that's just me giving the subby the benefit of the doubt.
 
2008-08-15 11:38:56 AM  
That headline sucked.

"Michelle Obama strips naked, leads police on high-speed chase (with pic)" woulda been funny after I clicked and saw the picture.

This one rambled and made no sense.

/yes, it does look like michelle obama
//i dont see color, like stephen colbert
 
2008-08-15 11:39:07 AM  
Quick someone find a photo of some random 60 year old white guy committing a crime and write a headline saying "hurr hurr George W Bush beats up liquor stor clerk goes on a high speed chase hurr hurr"
 
2008-08-15 11:39:20 AM  
I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but I think the headline WAS a troll. I don't think Subby was implying a rational person would make that connection.
 
2008-08-15 11:39:24 AM  

Il Douchey: This thread is full of politically correct, multi-culti bullshiat.

Naked speeder DOES resemble Michelle Obama in that picture. Subby didn't compare her to Beyonce, or Florida from Good Times. Noting that two black women have a resemblance does not equate to being racist.

/The race card is exhausted; give it a rest
//Niger (the nation, not the epithet)


So, are you blind, retarded, or both?
 
2008-08-15 11:39:29 AM  
FTA:

A woman stripped naked and then led police on a high-speed chase through the streets of Kansas City Thursday night, officers said.

The pursuit ended in south Kansas City near Holmes and Red Bridge roads, which was nearly 20 miles south of where she first fled from police.

Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.


Police said the woman nearly hit an officer, who was putting down stop sticks in the road.


Those are some drugs if she can run 80 mph!

/okay, I assume there was a car...but they don't actually mention it right off do they?
 
2008-08-15 11:39:34 AM  

keypusher: Officers said the woman was seen running naked through her apartment complex at 12th Street and Woodland Avenue. A neighbor told police that the woman was high on drugs.

At times, the chase reached speeds of 80 mph.

Why isn't this woman in Beijing??


Get out of my head!

/shakes fist
 
2008-08-15 11:39:50 AM  

what_now: Subby, you're an ass. If I posted a picture of ANY morbidly obese, greasy haired, virgin who's lived in his mother's basement whacking off to goat porn, and eating cheetos since he dropped out of art school 8 years ago, it wouldn't NECESSARILY be you.


Um, I think it might have been a sarcastic submission poking fun at the perceptions of racist people. But that's just me. Also, why use goat pron when you can get the real thing for free?
 
2008-08-15 11:40:16 AM  
Yes, the druggie does resemble Michelle Obama.

Either that, or I'm just a racist.
 
2008-08-15 11:40:41 AM  

Locke3k: So, basically, all we have to do to get something greenlit is to say "OOGA BOOGA LOOK AT ME I'M OBAMA" and then post an article with a picture of a black person in it?


Yea thats about it... you Obama fanboys need to lighten up, its fark
 
2008-08-15 11:40:46 AM  
She looks nothin like Obama, you racist submitter
 
2008-08-15 11:40:56 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
/obligatory
 
2008-08-15 11:41:12 AM  

Il Douchey: This thread is full of politically correct, multi-culti bullshiat.

Naked speeder DOES resemble Michelle Obama in that picture. Subby didn't compare her to Beyonce, or Florida from Good Times. Noting that two black women have a resemblance does not equate to being racist.

/The race card is exhausted; give it a rest
//Niger (the nation, not the epithet)



Isn't it wonderful how some people's chosen screen name actually reflects their real personas?


/I'm taking about mine, of course
//Not really
 
2008-08-15 11:41:24 AM  

VulpesVulpes: Also, why use goat pron when you can get the real thing for free?


Voyuerism, fear of intimacy, performance anxiety. And goats are expensive.
 
2008-08-15 11:41:26 AM  
i171.photobucket.com

she doesn't look that naked to me...which is probably good.
 
2008-08-15 11:41:35 AM  

Darconix: Yes, the druggie does resemble Michelle Obama.

Either that, or I'm just a racist.


if you say anything other that "Hail Obama" you're a racist
 
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