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(BBC)   English cricket hits new low: Leading bookmaker has only received $50 in favour of England beating Australia   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 62
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Ironbar
2002-12-13 01:56:53 PM
Ash-holes.
 
deevo
2002-12-13 01:57:25 PM
[cricket] [cricket]
nobody cares about cricket?
 
GoLonghorns
2002-12-13 01:57:42 PM
SECOND POST!!!

What's cricket?
 
GoLonghorns
2002-12-13 01:58:17 PM
Booo! I guess I got third post.
 
nytyper
2002-12-13 01:58:47 PM
What??? That's insane!!! How could this possibly... oh, wait. I don't care.
 
setaanbomb
2002-12-13 01:59:03 PM
French Ambassador just called me. He said they surrender.
 
ranold
2002-12-13 01:59:14 PM
England surrenders!!!!!! oh wait..ummm nevermind!
 
Korzeniowski
2002-12-13 01:59:38 PM
Hmmm. Must not be enough Strine players willing to throw the games these days. Perhaps they're not offering them enough money.
 
Shut........UP
2002-12-13 02:00:10 PM
Even though I have no idea about this, Australian women are hot and england has goatman..., so Good Luck Australia! Kick their limey asses.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2002-12-13 02:00:17 PM
That's a wicked googly!
 
deevo
2002-12-13 02:00:57 PM

The guy who put down the $50.
 
AlgertMan
2002-12-13 02:01:27 PM
and why is this posted?...that's right, so we can make fun of the English and thier fake monarchy


FLAME ON!!!
 
MySpoonIsTooBig
2002-12-13 02:02:15 PM
Yawn.

Yawn.

Commence biatching about "they never post my great links" in 3...2...1...

They never post my great links.
 
CuttlefishTheSquid
2002-12-13 02:02:31 PM
 
Ironbar
2002-12-13 02:02:56 PM
If they cut the match down to hours instead of days, and hid land mines on the pitch I'd watch.
 
Young_Fart
2002-12-13 02:03:12 PM
Are straight men allowed to play cricket?
 
goatman264.1
2002-12-13 02:03:40 PM
Blimey, cricket is our bloody national pastime! We all like to strike the ball...
 
goatman264.1
2002-12-13 02:04:49 PM
12-13-02 02:03:12 PM Young_Fart
Are straight men allowed to play cricket?

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WHY would a straight man want to play cricket?
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:07:16 PM
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
 
Young_Fart
2002-12-13 02:07:50 PM
Blimey, cricket is our bloody national pastime! We all like to strike the ball...

WHY would a straight man want to play cricket?

Yikes!
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:07:51 PM
See the løveli lakes
 
Gator8387
2002-12-13 02:08:00 PM
It makes sense, it rains all the time in England so the crickets are not as strong as those in Australia.
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:08:27 PM
The wøndërful telephøne system
 
iloveburns
2002-12-13 02:08:28 PM
who in the fark gives a shiat about cricket?
we saved your asses in world war II. - Moe Syzlak
 
goatman264.1
2002-12-13 02:09:08 PM
would a straight man say 'Yikes"???
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:09:10 PM
And mäni interesting furry animals
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:09:48 PM
Including the majestik møøse
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:10:50 PM
A Møøse once bit my sister...
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:11:54 PM
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:13:04 PM
We apologise for the fault in the
shiatty FARK links. Those responsible have been
sacked.
 
ranold
2002-12-13 02:13:54 PM
What happens when a ol' drunk englishman goes to a cricket match? NSFW
 
the_bEEvEr
2002-12-13 02:14:38 PM
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
 
jph
2002-12-13 02:14:51 PM
Krikkit!
 
skinink
2002-12-13 02:15:03 PM
Hey, if the bookmaker wants to lay the odds, I'll give $50 that England will beat off Austrailia.
 
xane
2002-12-13 02:26:13 PM
so we can make fun of the English and thier fake monarchy


It's Australia's fake monarchy too.

bEEvEr - I just bought that DVD !
 
ricbach229
2002-12-13 02:27:55 PM
how's that obvious? hell watching it i wouldnt even know who won anyway
 
Saturnalia
2002-12-13 02:28:51 PM
Right, this thread is silly!
 
Peruvian Fried Chicken
2002-12-13 02:35:29 PM
Hey now!

Cricket is very important... 2nd only to Snooker!

Don't you try trivialising cricket...

... next you'll try saying women's curling is trivial!
 
Father_Jack
2002-12-13 02:45:02 PM
Just another example illustrating how far the United Kingdom has fallen from its glory days as the center of the known universe.

Sorry chaps, oasis and the spice girls dont make up the difference.

although, in the spirit of giving credit where it is due, harry potter is worth a few points for sure.
 
Farkmoninov
2002-12-13 03:04:53 PM
Hey, give them some credit will ya? A lot of English broads have started to shave their pits regularly and getting landing strips. THAT'S progress...
 
DIEOptix
2002-12-13 03:29:27 PM
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't give a sh|t
 
Anduril
2002-12-13 03:55:44 PM
Let's not forget the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy now.

Anduril,
Flame of the West
 
Shut........UP
2002-12-13 03:56:31 PM
spot of bother in the knickers gov'ner.

cricky, the barbies a wanker.
 
cleveoh
2002-12-13 03:57:23 PM
landmines, hungry tigers, guns, hookers & firetrucks on the field & then it MIGHT be interesting.
 
cleveoh
2002-12-13 04:03:56 PM
oh, & add Swedish princesses to the list.

that's a keeper.
 
perisoft
2002-12-13 04:36:26 PM


"Blimey, mate!"
 
Peruvian Fried Chicken
2002-12-13 04:44:34 PM
Perisoft,

Jiminy Cricket says "I'd hit it"...
 
squidloe
2002-12-13 05:04:37 PM
Slow farking news day, eh?
 
DBCooper
2002-12-13 05:11:56 PM
"Scotty! We... need to... try to.... care!"
"I'm givin' herrr all she's got, captain. It just isn't worrrrkin!"
 
STRYPERSWINE
2002-12-13 05:45:24 PM
god willing, australia will be destroyed instantly.
 
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