"Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road", Loudon Wainwright III.

/Stinkin' to high heaven

jaylectricity: So what was the song?

A winner is you!

jaylectricity: So what was the song?

"In my dreams you're blowin me...some kisses."

jaylectricity: So what was the song?

Love is a Battlefield?

"Drop-kick me Jesus through the goal-posts of life"?

"I tried to kill him," she told police. "Because I hate him."

Sounds like a reasonable and just cause for attempted homicide.

/sloppy work there gramma

"Highway to Hell" not good enough?.

"I tried to kill him," she told police. "Because I hate him."

That's the song title.

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
Written by Jack Clement

KickedOutOfHell: tried to kill him," she told police. "Because I hate him."

That's the song title.

Pssh. "Karaoke Hokey Pokey." And that's just off the top of my head.

I Ran Over My Ex and Totaled my Truck (I'll sure miss that Chevy)

Subby - I believe the correct grammar is "That's a drivin'-over."

Big Red Rocket of Love?

My farked up Ford?

Galaxy 500?

/Just to name a few
//I'd sing 'em
///And if I were a stripper, I'd dance to "Wiggle stick"

Dwreck: I Ran Over My Ex and Totaled my Truck (I'll sure miss that Chevy)

Too long for a country title. You'd make the demographic feel stupid because they wouldn't get it.

Let me be the first to say: I live in a trailer park......

I am my own grandpa.....and you mexicans ruin are land

I got my murple tord off by a barbiewire fence thangy

"Crazy"

Islands in the stream

cant go wrong with a barbie thang

"You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" (new window)

And then some. Check out the profiles on the article's author and researcher:

"LIZ DOUP, a Sun-Sentinel feature writer, has spent most of her adult life reporting on all the crazy stuff that happens in South Florida and prides herself on remaining marginally sane."

"BARBARA HIJEK, a Sun-Sentinel librarian, has spent years doing news research in Florida, the most news-warpy place in the universe. She's still passed all her drug tests and remains Prozac free."

That's our Florida!

CornFedIowan:

What gimmick?

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine

"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"

She should go with the self defense, because he was killing her softly with his song (new window with karaoke goodness)


/got nothing

Some stories just write themselves. If it wasn't for this fine state that I call home, Fark would be very boring.

Have you driven a Ford over your ex-husband lately?

Fixed that for Ford.

Oh come on!Everyone knows you don't karaoke with another woman in a trailer park.He asked for it.

Just another normal head line for Florida ....

I swear I've seen an episode of Springer just like this

They must have been really bad.

cksewell: "I tried to kill him," she told police. "Because I hate him."

Sounds like a reasonable and just cause for attempted homicide.

/sloppy work there gramma

Descartes would be proud. It has a certain "I think, therefore I am" simplicity and directness.

Creme de la Crap: I swear I've seen an episode of Springer just like this

You mean the one where the trailer trash attacks the skanky ho and the audience whoops like seals who just found their bukkets?

cksewell: "Crazy"

WIN

any one that sings Britney Spears karaoke deserves to die

jaylectricity: So what was the song?

Kara-Okie From Muskogee?

cardex: cksewell: "Crazy"

WIN

any one that sings Britney Spears karaoke deserves to die

FTFY

Karaoke is Japanese revenge for The Bomb.

cardex: cksewell: "Crazy"

WIN

any one that sings Britney Spears karaoke deserves to die

BRITNEY?!?!?

Patsy and Willie are speechless!

Kwathy, kwathy for within I din't arve bif hairwip. I kwathy.....
/hairlip Britney Orwipik farn

NYZooMan: cardex: cksewell: "Crazy"

WIN

any one that sings Britney Spears karaoke deserves to die

BRITNEY?!?!?

Patsy and Willie are speechless!

Well, Patsy is, anyway. Willie's just been out to his bus too many times.

Gyrfalcon: So which part warranted the vehicular assault?

Singing karaoke, being in a trailer park, or being with another woman?

A perfect storm.

"Mt trailer park whore don't love me no more"

"Proud Mary"

"Rollin', Rollin,'...Rollin over my no good for nuthin' cheatin', lyin, bastard ex-husband singing with the local trailer park whore...cause I hate him."

you pick it

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day!!!

Awesome: