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2008-08-12 04:17:50 PM
Your Chupacabra wants steak.
 
2008-08-12 04:30:49 PM
it must be a rabid chupacabra if it's coming out during the day.

is there really that little going on down there that people make up/believe/run this shiat in the paper?
 
2008-08-12 04:40:23 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: is there really that little going on down there that people make up/believe/run this shiat in the paper?

The mere fact that someone shot a video of an unidentified canid automatically makes everyone involved bored stupid bumpkins?
 
2008-08-12 05:07:56 PM
Is anyone else really afraid to click that link? With the recent rampant furries and what not?
 
2008-08-12 05:09:00 PM
It's the fact that it was a cop that gets me. It's one thing for a random citizen to make up a fake video, but this guy is risking the rest of his career...that's a little higher on the pole of risk/benefit rewards. More likely to be legit.

Speaking of which, WTF is up with the skull they were saying was a coyote's in the CNN video?? That looks nothing like the coyotes we have around here. Yikes.
 
2008-08-12 05:09:27 PM
www.supercartoonnetwork.co.uk

chupamaflevleh?
 
2008-08-12 05:09:57 PM
"goat-sucking dogs"? Interspecies erotica?
 
2008-08-12 05:10:09 PM
Dog.... Ugly dog... but dog...
 
2008-08-12 05:11:12 PM
I fainted.
 
2008-08-12 05:11:22 PM
Beware? I pay good money to see it.
 
2008-08-12 05:13:21 PM
Streetlight.
 
2008-08-12 05:13:59 PM
i33.tinypic.com

In case it was too blurry, I enhanced it.
 
2008-08-12 05:13:59 PM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-08-12 05:14:06 PM
Street light in disguise
 
2008-08-12 05:15:21 PM
Those pixels are really a dead giveaway.
 
2008-08-12 05:16:00 PM
ffmedia.ign.com

Vive Dia de los Dangerous!
 
2008-08-12 05:16:16 PM
goddman what a FAT cop
 
2008-08-12 05:16:49 PM
:(

poor goats?
 
2008-08-12 05:19:08 PM
Odd gait. Whatever it is, it doesn't run very well.
 
2008-08-12 05:19:21 PM
que.guero: Vive Dia de los Dangerous!

OH, SUPER MEGA WIN!
 
2008-08-12 05:19:23 PM
Subby gave me one more reason to finish that goat costume and move to Texas by Halloween.
 
2008-08-12 05:19:40 PM
... can't click link... it sounds NSFW.
 
2008-08-12 05:19:53 PM
steveo: Dead for Tax Reasons: is there really that little going on down there that people make up/believe/run this shiat in the paper?

The mere fact that someone shot a video of an unidentified canid automatically makes everyone involved bored stupid bumpkins?


yeah, there seems to be a correlation. where are most bigfoot, ufo, cupacabra, etc. sightings take place? not usually in ny or la
 
2008-08-12 05:21:07 PM
that would be a coyote with severe mange. Nice try officer dipshiat.
 
2008-08-12 05:22:21 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons, there was that O'Hare UFO thing about a year ago.
 
2008-08-12 05:23:47 PM
GIS for "Texas goat"

WTF? (should be SFW)

/I mean really, WTF?
 
2008-08-12 05:24:34 PM
CyberSkirt: ... can't click link... it sounds NSFW.

I'm pretty sure this is gorgor's doing.
 
2008-08-12 05:25:51 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: yeah, there seems to be a correlation. where are most bigfoot, ufo, cupacabra, etc. sightings take place? not usually in ny or la

You're absolutely right. I'd forgotten how many wildlife documentaries are shot within major cities.
 
2008-08-12 05:27:51 PM
Feltonl: that would be a coyote with severe mange. Nice try officer dipshiat.

Aww, but that's what it was last time! And the time before that!
 
2008-08-12 05:28:47 PM
i183.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-12 05:28:56 PM
basemetal: Your Chupacabra wants goat steak.

FTFY
 
2008-08-12 05:29:32 PM
JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!
 
2008-08-12 05:30:27 PM
SPOTTED!!! the REAL Chupacabra!

www.pjlighthouse.com
 
2008-08-12 05:31:44 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: it must be a rabid chupacabra if it's coming out during the day.


Q: What's scarier than a chupacabra with AIDS?

A: The guy who gave it to him.
 
2008-08-12 05:31:52 PM
Goatsteaks?
 
2008-08-12 05:32:33 PM

They need to put up signs.



i101.photobucket.com

 
2008-08-12 05:33:02 PM
Enhanced image:

img297.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-12 05:33:10 PM
Feltonl: that would be a coyote with severe mange. Nice try officer dipshiat.

Most obvious/likely guess is that it's a dog/'yote cross with mange, but it's got some characteristics that point to it not being a full-blooded 'yote.
 
2008-08-12 05:33:45 PM
A dingo ate your goat.
 
2008-08-12 05:36:12 PM
mtsofthemoon: "goat-sucking dogs"? Interspecies erotica?

True story: My friends who lived in Aruba had both a baby goat and a dog.

The goat thought the dog was its mother.

It was a boy dog. He loved it, as you can imagine. Nursed the baby all day long.

/"how ol' Pancho Villa used to torture his captives"
 
2008-08-12 05:36:25 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: it must be a rabid chupacabra if it's coming out during the day.

is there really that little going on down there that people make up/believe/run this shiat in the paper?


Dude, it's the heat. Does funny things to people, ya know? After awhile of 100deg+ days, the Care Bears take on social importance.
 
2008-08-12 05:36:58 PM
God dammit, and they let him carry a gun? Hopefully they don't give baby Huey and bullets.
 
2008-08-12 05:37:06 PM
The_Sponge:
Q: What's scarier than a chupacabra with AIDS?

A: The guy who gave it to him.

home.comcast.net
 
2008-08-12 05:37:22 PM
Did anyone see the sweet wife-beater Chupacabra tank top!? It's days like this I am proud to be a Texan, however I have no idea where Cuero is. I saw this on the news actually today while I was at lunch and laughed for a good 5 minutes.
 
2008-08-12 05:38:47 PM
Feltonl: that would be a coyote with severe mange. Nice try officer dipshiat.

I live in an area with a lot of coyotes around and that looks a little stocky to be one (though I could be wrong). Looks like just a dog.
 
2008-08-12 05:39:25 PM
Lucky goats.
 
2008-08-12 05:41:43 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: is there really that little going on down there that people make up/believe/run this shiat in the paper?

Not to defend the rural Texas nightlife, but seriously how long did I have to listen to the internet and the news networks repeat and repeat the stupid Mantauk Monster story? The Hamptons are a vacation spot, is there nothing better to do there??
 
2008-08-12 05:42:19 PM
I'm super serial guys, Chupacabra is real.

Excelsioooorrrrr!
 
2008-08-12 05:43:03 PM
That is certainly not a full-blooded Chupacabra, but it might be a Chupa pup. Read more about those buggers!
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa2.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa3.htm
 
2008-08-12 05:43:52 PM
whizbang: mtsofthemoon: "goat-sucking dogs"? Interspecies erotica?

True story: My friends who lived in Aruba had both a baby goat and a dog.

The goat thought the dog was its mother.

It was a boy dog. He loved it, as you can imagine. Nursed the baby all day long.

/"how ol' Pancho Villa used to torture his captives"


Potentially NSFW: http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/nursing/goat-suckling/
 
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