Could one of you guys distract Reese for a moment for me, please?

Money is a helluva motivator.

Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Saw your pic. Jealous much?

elysive: Why does he look like Jesus Christ on a bad hair day?

YOU MET JESUS?!!??

(Jake doesn't look Jewish, but he is a Democrat, like Jesus.)

Jake in Jarhead.
Giggity.

Oops, here's link.

Tr0mBoNe: You don't get that big, that quick without some help. If he's clean he's about as dedicated as they come.

You know this how? Your judgment calls are out of line there, text. You don't know how long he's been at it, what his work outs are like, etc. Step off.

Wow he still gets movie roles after his jarhead fiasco?
Waterworld was a better movie

Tr0mBoNe: southaustin: Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Saw your pic. Jealous much?

You don't get that big, that quick without some help. If he's clean he's about as dedicated as they come.

I think what we called unemployed actors call "between jobs" maybe he had lots of free time to work out.

Coming soon!

Jake Gylennhalalunspellablename is Wesley Snipes in:

Wesley Snipes: the movie: Part I: We could find a black actor but we decided to say screw it, and put whitey in the starring role again.

/P.S.- The indian princess is played by Gemma Artherton.
/Almost makes Tom Cruise being the Last Samurai make sense

nuts!: /Almost makes Tom Cruise being the Last Samurai make sense

Tom Cruise did not play the Last Samurai in the title. Ken Watanabe did.

And "The last samurai" is based on a true story, although the real character was French, not American.

padraig: nuts!: /Almost makes Tom Cruise being the Last Samurai make sense

Tom Cruise did not play the Last Samurai in the title. Ken Watanabe did.

And "The last samurai" is based on a true story, although the real character was French, not American.

/spoiler alert

In the movie, Tom Cruise learns the samurai ways, is indicated to be a samurai, and is the last one standing, ergo he is the last samurai for all intents and purposes.

Plus he gets to go back and bang the hot Japanese lady who's husband he kills.
/but of course she hated that guy all along.

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Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Billy Ray Cyrus on 'roids?


heh

....if I was gay....

BobtheFascist: Money is a helluva motivator.

Also the freedom to spend 8 hours a day at a gym with a personal trainer.

Hell, I'd look like that, too. But I don't make millions of dollars a year.

I'll be in my, uh, cubicle.

(That's hot).

He's not on roids, he's not bloated and has a lean build. Doing two-a-days in the gym and add a daily run to that will get that done, provided you eat lean/enough to grow.

/Though i do agree there's something weird about his abs
//bodybuilding nerd...

Wouldn't it have made more sense to cast an actual person of Persian decent for the Prince of Persia movie?

faaaaboulous!



/hotlinked sausage
//penis

MDGeist: Wouldn't it have made more sense to cast an actual person of Persian decent for the Prince of Persia movie?

That, and considering the preponderance of Persians in L.A., you'd think.

Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Your ignorance is unsettling. That is not a steroid build AT ALL; that is the basic build one gets from several months of a clean diet and a few hours of moderate to intense exercise a week.

It's easy for slobs to sit on the sidelines and accuse anyone with enough discipline to take care of themselves of taking "roids". Go crack another bag of chips and take a long haul off a 2-litre bottle of Pepsi and feel better about yourself and your dismissive comments.

As hard as it is for slobs to believe, some people do care enough about their health to work hard at achieving results. But YOU can't do it, so the whole world must be as lazy and unmotivated as you are. And if not, you will disparage them with your mocking derision as you continue your sad quest to generate just a little bit of self-worth and esteem.

kivelo: Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Your ignorance is unsettling. That is not a steroid build AT ALL; that is the basic build one gets from several months of a clean diet and a few hours of moderate to intense exercise a week.

It's easy for slobs to sit on the sidelines and accuse anyone with enough discipline to take care of themselves of taking "roids". Go crack another bag of chips and take a long haul off a 2-litre bottle of Pepsi and feel better about yourself and your dismissive comments.

As hard as it is for slobs to believe, some people do care enough about their health to work hard at achieving results. But YOU can't do it, so the whole world must be as lazy and unmotivated as you are. And if not, you will disparage them with your mocking derision as you continue your sad quest to generate just a little bit of self-worth and esteem.

That, and his not needing to work. I'd look like that too with a $1,000 an hour personal trainer (paid by the studio) and nothing else to do.

kivelo

Your ignorance is unsettling. That is not a steroid build AT ALL; that is the basic build one gets from several months of a clean diet and a few hours of moderate to intense exercise a week.

It's easy for slobs to sit on the sidelines and accuse anyone with enough discipline to take care of themselves of taking "roids". Go crack another bag of chips and take a long haul off a 2-litre bottle of Pepsi and feel better about yourself and your dismissive comments.

As hard as it is for slobs to believe, some people do care enough about their health to work hard at achieving results. But YOU can't do it, so the whole world must be as lazy and unmotivated as you are. And if not, you will disparage them with your mocking derision as you continue your sad quest to generate just a little bit of self-worth and esteem. blah blah blah

FTFY

/love, a wad of cheese

Holy shiat, he actually looks like the Prince. I'll be damned. Maybe this movie won't suck metric tons of ass after all.

/yeah it will
//cynical

Tr0mBoNe: southaustin: Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Saw your pic. Jealous much?

You don't get that big, that quick without some help. If he's clean he's about as dedicated as they come.

Not really, personal trainer + dietician = ripped fairly quickly.

southaustin: Could one of you guys distract Reese for a moment for me, please?

Gladly.

Tr0mBoNe: You don't get that big, that quick without some help

No, YOU don't get that big that quick. It's much faster for someone to build muscle when they don't have to get through three inches of fat first.

My good Lord. I do like the regular, slim Jake, but dayum, that's hot.

/my bunk...I'll be in it.

Ewwww...now I know what KD Lang looks like shirtless.

southaustin: Tr0mBoNe: You don't get that big, that quick without some help. If he's clean he's about as dedicated as they come.

You know this how? Your judgment calls are out of line there, text. You don't know how long he's been at it, what his work outs are like, etc. Step off.

How do you know he didn't use hgh or steiods?

Last time I checked these comments are on FARK, not 20/20 or Nightline News. Lighten the f*ck up.

Vertdang: I'd look like that too with a $1,000 an hour personal trainer (paid by the studio) and nothing else to do.

Yeah, sure you would...(rolls eyes)

You can diet and exercise in the privacy of your own home, maybe 3-4 times a week for 30 mins a day. Wow! No $1000/hour trainer required...

Or just sit around and snipe at those willing to do the work, finding excuses for yourself.

ingineervt: blah blah blah

FTFY

Yes, I know it must be difficult being overweight. But you can change if you make an effort.

kivelo: Tr0mBoNe: roids.

Your ignorance is unsettling. That is not a steroid build AT ALL; that is the basic build one gets from several months of a clean diet and a few hours of moderate to intense exercise a week.


You've got to be kidding right? So YOU can judge by someone's build whether or not they took steriods? Cause you'd be the only person in the world and I'm sure MLB would love to hire you.

I seriously doubt this dude did take anything though. You always see him exercising in pics. The dude makes a living off looking good. But none of us know for sure. But for you to say what you said, THAT is ignorant.