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(Some Guy)   Woman gets kicked out of Kentucky mall because of her dress. "My outfit was too provocative and people's husbands was looking at me." (With pic of dress)   (wkyt.com) divider line 409
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2008-08-12 03:29:40 AM
AR55: I don't know why there is hate about her accent. It's the cherry on my sundae.

/I'd hit it
//and listen to her talk
///then hit it again for good measure.


It's not an accent, she can't pronounce her r's. As a pround southern boy who had the accent beaten out of him by his northern parents (and had to go to speech therapy for mah r's s's t's and l's) I am getting a kick out of this.
 
2008-08-12 03:35:36 AM
Moonk: It's not an accent, she can't pronounce her r's.

I'm guessing this is due to the hole in the roof of her mouth resulting from the gratuitous application of cock in said region.

/but it's just a guess
 
2008-08-12 03:36:07 AM
Maybe she heard about the other chick who was shown the door for wearing an outfit that was "too revealing"... is she gunning for a Playboy shoot?

Oh, and "Other people's husbands" were probably looking at her thinking, "She'd be a lot hotter if she weren't wearing that dress... um... *ahem...* I mean, if she were wearing ANOTHER dress... yeah that's what I meant. I think I need to sit down now..."

Personally, women shouldn't be bothered by where the eyes of "their" men wander. It's where the legs of those men wander that women should worry about. ;)
 
2008-08-12 03:36:39 AM
I'd kinda be worried if my own husband *didn't* check her out. It's definitely not any more revealing than a lot of what we see on girls anywhere else, and at least this girl looks good. I can't handle seeing the fatties with rolls hanging out all over the place, but even then I don't sic security on them. Geez.

Last time we were in a mall, this gargantuan woman in a miniskirt was walking ahead of us, and for some reason she bent over. That was terrifying. Ass hanging out of the underwear (thank goodness she was wearing them!!!), cottage cheese, ewwww. Nasty women shouldn't wear skimpy clothes, that's for sure.
 
2008-08-12 03:37:00 AM
OMG nutjob theocratic christian nanny state, what happened to you America, you used to be cool.
1984
 
2008-08-12 03:37:49 AM
wow, that's crazy. She is pretty hot
 
2008-08-12 03:39:31 AM
www.morethings.com

I'll wear whateva I want!!!
 
2008-08-12 03:40:23 AM
DblDad: Watched the video. The poor thing talks like Elmer Fudd.

www.eujacksonville.com
/is not amused
 
2008-08-12 03:41:22 AM
Do people actually wear "I hate God" t-shirts, which she abhors?
 
2008-08-12 03:44:26 AM
TrekRat: Last time we were in a mall, this gargantuan woman in a miniskirt was walking ahead of us, and for some reason she bent over. That was terrifying. Ass hanging out of the underwear (thank goodness she was wearing them!!!), cottage cheese, ewwww. Nasty women shouldn't wear skimpy clothes, that's for sure.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
/shudder
 
2008-08-12 03:47:11 AM
So,

I am guessing that every male in Kentucky would have a heart attack if they saw, say, the attire women wear in any popular spot in southern California in the summer?

Hell, are they afraid of the beach?

I know they have summer, and they have to have a few nice lakes to swim in, so what the hell?

Had to be some old bag who was jealous of the young and good-looking.
 
2008-08-12 03:47:45 AM
hot + dumb = ♥
 
2008-08-12 03:48:17 AM
for some reason I was expecting it to be blue with a few stains on it.
 
2008-08-12 03:49:49 AM
Qel: She sounds like she's partially deaf/hard of hearing.

that is what I was thinking
 
2008-08-12 03:52:25 AM
jekostas: Sorry honey, private property. You don't have a right to be there - you're there at the mall owner's minimum-wage security dropout's discretion.

FTFY
 
2008-08-12 03:52:32 AM
Her lisp is not making my ears bleed, it is that she's hitting a pitch that is simply painful to listen to. Like nails on a chalkboard.

I wonder if she was talking on her phone when she was asked to leave. Because the security guard could not tell her to shut up, he used the dress as an excuse to kick her out. I know I would have.

Lisps can be cute. See Johnathan Ross. Her voice, on the other hand, is complete torture.
 
2008-08-12 03:53:14 AM
where wis what waskly wabbit at,

silent = very hot
when speaks = rain coat and umbrella needed
 
2008-08-12 03:56:25 AM
Dress isn't bad, and certainly not inappropriate, but she's very hot. I don't blame the husbands for looking. They must be married to some prudes... (can't listen to the vid to check out the voice... don't really care...)
 
2008-08-12 03:56:49 AM
strawbury78: MadAzza: strawbury78: Kitwilly: asked me to leave because my outfit was too provocative and people's husbands was (sic) looking at me," says Clem.

The rain in Spain stays...

that (sic) made me laugh. there must be a lot of those in Appalachian newspapers.

You has no idea. Most of the time, they do not bother to put in (sic). Are journalists is top notch!

There's often no need to add "sic" to a quote in a news story. Everyone reading it either knows that people who are quoted in news stories are idiots, or is an idiot him/herself and 1. won't know what it means and 2. won't see anything grammatically wrong with the quoted part.

I was kidding around ;)


i258.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-12 03:58:22 AM
I am WITH you, AR55. She's a doll, and the accent nee impediment makes her all the more adorable. Maybe not 30 years from now when our kids are grown, but......... yeah, prolly still.
 
2008-08-12 03:59:07 AM
media.graytvinc.com

Reminds me of.. Christina Model. (Pops, NSFW)
 
2008-08-12 04:00:17 AM
Meh....

We all speak in dialect.

/yall will git over it

what? find me a good 2nd person plural in the English language.
 
2008-08-12 04:01:12 AM
Looking at the comments section of that Kentucky TV station that shows the video/pic...WOW..just wow..

"I agree - cover up...we don't need to see all your bits". I ....loss of words..

Are there really people like this?
 
2008-08-12 04:03:35 AM
TripcodeMel: Reminds me of.. Christina Model. (Pops, NSFW)

/hates Websense
//hates it hard
 
2008-08-12 04:05:35 AM
Kitwilly: asked me to leave because my outfit was too provocative and people's husbands was (sic) looking at me," says Clem.

The rain in Spain stays...

that (sic) made me laugh. there must be a lot of those in Appalachian newspapers.


You know, yeah, there are. But seriously, that mall is 10 miles from where I live. I go there all the time. I went there today. I went there 3 years ago with my ex-girlfriend (who was black, and I'm whiter than wal-mart floors at 6 am) and we got the nastiest looks you can imagine. The whole freaking place hated us in a very literal way. The security guards told us to smoke across the street then proceeded to smoke on the side walk right by the door and "no smoking" sign while we watched.

Oh well the whole place is going under in a couple of weeks anyway. A bigger, better mall has set up a couple miles down the road from it and every store's got %70 off sales. I got an externally powered usb hub and an 8 port surge protector with extension cord for $14 and my buddy got guitar hero 3 for the 360 with a wireless guitar for $40.

\muahahaha

\is "yee haw"
 
2008-08-12 04:09:41 AM
Kick her out of that mall!! And right into my bed!!!!
 
2008-08-12 04:13:16 AM
as a EKU grad, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-08-12 04:14:12 AM
"People's husbands was looking at me, and ah don't mind a'tall. Men-folk just do like that, the way God intended, ah guess."
 
2008-08-12 04:14:29 AM
Harry Belly: OMG nutjob theocratic christian nanny state, what happened to you America, you used to be cool.
1984


Damn, beaten to it.
 
2008-08-12 04:17:31 AM
kriegfusion: I would hit Miss Kim's 'rice paddy' before I hit the Kentuckian in that video.

Just popped in to say the same thing.
 
2008-08-12 04:19:17 AM
and FYI, she's probably one of the better looking women in Richmond, you have to drive up to Lexington for the true hotties.
 
2008-08-12 04:19:36 AM
What? What is she saying in that video?

Did she buy that "dress" by the swimsuits? It looks more like one of those cover ups you buy to put over your swim wear, not an actual dress to wear out in public. But she doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box, so I can see why she would be confused. Let the poor retarded girl wear it, just make her shut up.
 
2008-08-12 04:19:39 AM
Awww, she's kinda cute.

Retarded as a sack of birdshiat, but cute.
 
2008-08-12 04:20:09 AM
It said "click pictures to enlarge", so I did, and it worked! Then I watched the video, and hearing her voice was like someone sprayed penis softener in the room.
 
2008-08-12 04:24:47 AM
The politically correct liberals in Kentucky are at it again. This time, they want to censor skimpy clothing on women.
 
2008-08-12 04:32:50 AM
I have relatives in the area, and yes, they would support her removal.
I also have relatives in the area who wouldn't give a damn.

Prolly just like where you live.
 
2008-08-12 04:38:43 AM
She can wear whatever she likes around here but for the love of sanity, don't let her speak. I'd suggest she learn sign language but I suspect she'd manage to be annoying that way as well.
 
2008-08-12 04:50:26 AM
Any chance that she was wearing it minus panties and bra? Cute dress and hot girl and the voice might not be so bad when she isn't nervous.
 
2008-08-12 04:53:01 AM
my people's husbands are always lookin at me.
 
2008-08-12 04:53:12 AM
SnarfVader: Ctrl-F "Drew"

*Not found*

You're slipping, Fark.


uh, you know who else dresses provocatively at Kentucky malls....

/better?
 
2008-08-12 05:04:13 AM
It wasn't the dress, it was the popsicle.

Here's for our eloquent Kentucky hottie:

Link
 
2008-08-12 05:07:44 AM
I do what I want!!!
 
2008-08-12 05:09:41 AM
i37.tinypic.com

She likes the choc smell.

/yeeeah son, i got elmer fudd's ass on lock, ya heard
 
2008-08-12 05:09:46 AM
Hobo 13: TrekRat: Last time we were in a mall, this gargantuan woman in a miniskirt was walking ahead of us, and for some reason she bent over. That was terrifying. Ass hanging out of the underwear (thank goodness she was wearing them!!!), cottage cheese, ewwww. Nasty women shouldn't wear skimpy clothes, that's for sure.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
/shudder


For reasons that ellude me, that vision is very common in places like Allentown. I saw it all the time when I lived there.
 
2008-08-12 05:10:51 AM
does it really need to be said that speech impediment != retarded?
 
2008-08-12 05:36:05 AM
Nothing wrong with the dress, but oh my god her voice! I would have understood if the mall had kicked her out for talking.
 
2008-08-12 05:43:41 AM
WhyteRaven74: does it really need to be said that speech impediment != retarded?

Not all the time. I had to go to a speech class as a kid to learn to pronounce certain english syllables, and lose the umalts, even though I spoke english. Born and raised in Munich until age 10.
 
2008-08-12 05:44:59 AM
WhyteRaven74: It looks like a dress from the 80s, and a nice one at that and she looks damn good in it. Be interesting to see if anything more comes of this story.

You mean besides a few fapping security guards?
 
2008-08-12 05:46:17 AM
Oztemprom:
what? find me a good 2nd person plural in the English language.


Have you considered the word "you"?
 
2008-08-12 05:46:17 AM
The security guard just wanted to inspect hot chicks. He "stared me up and down and made me totally turn around".
 
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