C'mon, guys. Douchebags just can't help themselves. It's not his fault, all the politicians are doing it!

Well his career is over now.

CravenMorehead: Cheating on a wife with cancer. What a douche bag.

Plus he said something along the lines of her cancer was improving.

mouell: Nestea Plunge - Yeah, you got me. Republicans who fail in their personal lives are treated as hypocrites. Democrats like Studds, who was poking underage House pages, or Barney Frank, who's housemate was running a gay brothel out of their townhouse? No problem - no moral standards whatsoever = No hypocrisy.

Guess, with that logic, we should only elect the lowest slime buckets out there? Easier to just shrug everything off...

That's very interesting........

Now which question were you trying to answer, or were you making some sort of statement?

CravenMorehead: Cheating on a wife with cancer. What a douche bag.

I totally sympathize with him. I cheated on my wife while she was going in for her mammogram.

/not really, but it could have happened.

Poor kids. Poor wife.

kilgorn: So the National Enquirer gets the scoop on
CNN.MSNBC,ABC,CBS.....

/haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Don't forget those liberal apologists at Fox News.

DNA TEST! DNA TEST! DNA TEST! Then a stage fight afterwards!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! Politicians having affairs? What kind of world do we live in?

I never liked that song, and wondered why it was so popular. Still, it was before the horrifying freakshow meltdown of Micheal.

WOW! CNN and FOX are doing other stories right now. Only MSNBC remains on Edwards.

The_Sponge: He already earned that title by being an ambulance chaser.

That's a different kind of douche bag. But now he gets to be both.

I bet he feels like this right now.



DOUCHE!

The_Sponge:

My point is that adults having sex with 17 year old kids is wrong.

That's great, most people would agree with that. But what does it have to do with closeted anti-gay Repubs caught waxing another dude's dolphin?

Mnemia: coco ebert: Anyone think that maybe the wife knew about his indiscretions? I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, but maybe they had an agreement. She seems even more passionate about the causes than he does. Maybe she felt like it was a relationship that worked that way.

It's not impossible that she approved of the affair if she thought she was dying. Open marriages would not be totally uncommon in situations like that.

Sadly though, probably not.

Agreed.

An open marriage is a non-marriage. Just stay single, unless of course you're all about the money.

CravenMorehead: Cheating on a wife with cancer. What a douche bag.

any person who breaks a partner's trust or the people who help them break it are f*cking twats who deserve nothing less than karmic hell to f*ck them over for the rest of their lives. her illness shouldn't be a factor to make this any worse.

but yeah, these guys preach Family Values™ - and the sheeple stand in packed stadiums wearing buttons & waving banners

TheKnownUniverse: Former campaign aide Andrew Young has claimed paternity of the child.

Damn, she just got passed around, didn't she.

Ouch

I have always thought John Edwards is EVIL. His "Two Americas" style of instigating class warfare is blatantly transparent coming from a wealthy attorney with expensive tastes. That is the hallmark of a sleazy politician. I'm glad to see him finally get caught in his own web, ala Elliot Spitzer.

thats all the demonrats want to do is get women and fark them hard.

/taking bets on an obama affair (elected president or not)

xbattlewax: The bigger story here is that the national enquirer actually did a real story!

This.

Not like this matters, Edwards was never in serious contention for anything. He might have gotten a cabinet post, but I doubt it.

I hope his wife leaves him and gets half his shiat.

LibertyFirst: AeAe: honorable? really?

Obama is a politician. He will reverse his position on something if it's politically expedient *cough* public campaign financing *cough*, *cough* NAFTA *cough*

/ get real

Go ahead and tell and Obama supporter that you don't think he is an honorable person with high character. It will be an interesting 5-10 minutes...

/Not an Obama supporter

Right.

All I'm saying is if you're going to vote for this guy (not you, LibertyFirst), vote for him with your eyes wide open and not with rose-colored glasses.

This "hope" and "change" business is good rhetoric that Obamaniacs eat right up but I don't this guy is the messiah they think he is.

bongmiester: thread needs more Cate Edwards, boobies

goddamn. the twunt's wife is hotter than the woman he boffed on the side. how much of a ego crusher is that?

Nestea Plunge: That's great, most people would agree with that. But what does it have to do with closeted anti-gay Repubs caught waxing another dude's dolphin?

What does that have to do with John Edwards being a massive lying douche?

For the record he did say the cancer was in remission while he was banging that other chick so it's not so bad!

PeriRies - Let this be a lesson to all the farkettes who wont let your man put it in your pooper...

+++1 ding ding ding

We have a winner! Thread closed

at80eighty: bongmiester: thread needs more Cate Edwards, boobies

goddamn. the twunt's wife is hotter than the woman he boffed on the side. how much of a ego crusher is that?

that's his daughter. His hot, hot daughter.

Shaggy_C: Epic lulz...I guess the 'Breck Girl' meme has to die now, as his fancy-dan haircuts and immaculate metrosexual style actually got him some pretty hot pussy.

Go Edwards!

Come on Shaggy, the man's a multi millionaire...he could have done better than a 44 year old skank.

wombatsrus: SaltyDonnie: He messed around with her but didn't love her.

Then its all right then.

It was just a physical thing. Who knows, maybe his wife gave him a green light to fulfill his needs elsewhere, since her cancer prevented that.

Jesus Christ..I don't know about other women but when I was going through chemo it didn't mean that sex wasn't an option. Besides, if I found out my husband was banging another woman during that time, he would have been looking Mr. Death in the eye faster than I would.

Like FARK.com, John Edwards is not news.



Yeah, that's the ticket.

The_Sponge: My point is that adults having sex with 17 year old kids is wrong.

I think most states age of consent laws would disagree with you.

/thinks it's wrong when the adult is in a position of power, but at 17 they can make their own decisions about who to fark.

at80eighty: bongmiester: thread needs more Cate Edwards, boobies

goddamn. the twunt's wife is hotter than the woman he boffed on the side. how much of a ego crusher is that?

cate is his daughter, mouthbreather. where have you been for the last four years?

SaltyDonnie: An open marriage is a non-marriage. Just stay single, unless of course you're all about the money.

I agree, but in his case it might have been about the power. Politicians need to at least create the illusion of a "clean" personal life. I mean, it seems very possible to me that Bill and Hillary have an open marriage, too. But they stay married for reasons of expedience.

I'd hit it.

Tip for your daughters: If you marry a politician you will probably be cheated on.

Tip for your sons. Don't be a congressional page.

Yanks_RSJ: Nestea Plunge: That's great, most people would agree with that. But what does it have to do with closeted anti-gay Repubs caught waxing another dude's dolphin?

What does that have to do with John Edwards being a massive lying douche?

Nothing, but you're going to hate Edwards no matter what he does. Am I wrong?

If subby reads this far let me just say that I actually liked the headline. But you didn't need to do the **is** thing, that was over the top and lame. The news is shocking enough; it provided it's own emphasis.

TossedSaladMan: poopalacarte: The jackass!

The moral thing to do would've been to have waited until his wife were lying on her deathbed and then have served her divorce papers.

what you are doing there.....i see it.

Totally OT: This may be the first time in the history of mankind that a "poopalacarte" and a "TossedSaladMan" conversed.

mandrsn1: /hotlink'd

heh heh

pd771: that's his daughter. His hot, hot daughter.

PeriRies: Dude. That's his daughter.

LMAO. im a mong


FeloniousQ: at80eighty: bongmiester: thread needs more Cate Edwards, boobies

goddamn. the twunt's wife is hotter than the woman he boffed on the side. how much of a ego crusher is that?

cate is his daughter, mouthbreather. where have you been for the last four years?

not in the US, if it helps