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Etchy333
2008-08-08 01:29:49 PM
Minnetonka?

That can't be a real place...
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 02:55:54 PM
Etchy333: Minnetonka?

That can't be a real place...

It's more plausible than "Minnehaha", which is also a real place. Well, a waterfall, and street, anyway.

Minnetonka's actually the name of the largest metro area lake, as well as a fairly upscale suburb. It's also on the west side of the city, from there to WI is a hell of a long chase.
 
Purelilac [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 03:52:20 PM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:17:07 PM
I like it here!
I'm gonna stay here!
 
TheAnvil
2008-08-08 04:18:11 PM
"Don't tase me, bro" is old and busted.
 
LeafyGreens
2008-08-08 04:18:13 PM
I'd do drugs too if my skin looked like that.
 
AgentOrangeDrink
2008-08-08 04:18:13 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I like it here!
I'm gonna stay here!

Is Mom there? Tell her hi, from jail!
 
baby dinosaurs
2008-08-08 04:19:13 PM
tallguywithglasseson: It's more plausible than "Minnehaha", which is also a real place. Well, a waterfall, and street, anyway.

I grew up on Minnehaha Circle, on Lake Minnehaha.
 
mephisto6 [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:19:27 PM
I got a minne-tonka.

/:(
 
Jester_King
2008-08-08 04:20:59 PM
No pictures of Prince? Fark is slippin...

/Challenge him!!
//..and make sure your peoples is there, to see the game!
 
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:21:52 PM
Apollonia: Will you help me?
The Kid: No.
Apollonia: Pardon me?
The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why?
Apollonia: Nope.
The Kid: Because you wouldn't pass the initiation.
Apollonia: What initiation?
The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Apollonia: What?
The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
[She strips down, and runs towards the lake]
The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That's...
[She jumps in. She gets out shivering]
The Kid: Uh, hold it...
Apollonia: What?
The Kid: That ain't Lake Minnetonka.
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:22:02 PM
What's on the 'Metro Traffic Cams' that qualifies as 'Breaking News'?
 
sxacho
2008-08-08 04:22:55 PM
www.film.queensu.ca

/voting? what the hell?
//hotlinked. what the hell.
 
dothemath
2008-08-08 04:23:56 PM
"Dude, I cant talk because I have the frightening visage of a child molesting satan-worshipper on crystal!"
 
ranfour
2008-08-08 04:24:43 PM
s281.photobucket.com

?
 
wage0048
2008-08-08 04:24:56 PM
Etchy333: Minnetonka?

That can't be a real place...

Yeah. It's basically just a big lake that a bunch of rich people spend time on.
 
JVL Junky
2008-08-08 04:25:35 PM
I actually got to use the "I can't talk, I am in jail" phrase before. My friends kept calling me to see where I was after getting arrested for DUI. The cop wasn't too happy about it and took my cellphone.
 
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:28:11 PM
NSFW Link (new window)

Apolonia - topless
 
moothemagiccow [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:28:44 PM
dude, I didn't say that, why's it in quotes?
 
Crocodile
2008-08-08 04:29:37 PM
Hello, Dad?
I'm in jail!
 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:29:55 PM
That dude is 27 ... wow.
 
Sapper_Topo [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:32:09 PM
Dude your gettin a Dell...

/ Friday and I still gots nothin.
 
GameraMan
2008-08-08 04:32:37 PM
Man, those were 27 rough years.
 
The Southern Dandy
2008-08-08 04:32:58 PM
Crocodile: Hello, Dad?
I'm in jail!

Son?
 
0xYossarian
2008-08-08 04:33:31 PM
"The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with."
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:36:21 PM
baby dinosaurs: I grew up on Minnehaha Circle, on Lake Minnehaha.

I'll bet you're getting a kick out of these replies.
 
Cinatyte
2008-08-08 04:36:59 PM
Ah yes, Brooklyn Boulevard. Back in high school, we would hit up any number of those fast food places.
 
fritopendejo
2008-08-08 04:37:16 PM
Voting's enabled???

farm3.static.flickr.com

Vote Camacho in '08
 
ii_hctub
2008-08-08 04:38:02 PM
How'd the cops know his cell number? They were chasing him and calling him after a home invasion? wtf?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:42:02 PM
"Dude, I can't talk. I'm in court. I think the dude in the black dress is a Narc. He keeps banging his mallet and telling me to shut the fark up."
 
Wulfhardt
2008-08-08 04:42:32 PM
The mini Tonkas remind me of the time or two I've seen a big rig pulling a lowboy down the highway. On second glance, you notice a strap across the middle of the platform, with something under it. A closer look reveals it's a little Tonka toy.

Trucker humor.
 
Bacontastesgood
2008-08-08 04:45:06 PM
Wut?

www.playboy.com
 
Trinketsoul
2008-08-08 04:45:22 PM
www.wikitruth.info
 
Big Beef Burrito
2008-08-08 04:46:31 PM
So. Some people can't ignore the sound of a phone ringing.

Its a disease. You people leave this poor handicapped man alone!!
 
poopalacarte
2008-08-08 04:46:45 PM
www.cinemademerde.com
 
The Italian Farker [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:48:33 PM
On a related note I was called for jury duty at a federal trial and during voir dire a cell phone rings, the dude answers it and instead of saying "Dude, I can't talk, I'm in court" he starts talking. The judge was not happy.
 
FLMountainMan [TotalFark]
2008-08-08 04:50:57 PM
If you flee the cops and endanger bystanders, you deserve a nice beatdown.
 
smasho
2008-08-08 04:51:06 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I like it here!
I'm gonna stay here!

*golf claps*
 
ravenlore
2008-08-08 04:53:53 PM
Etchy333: Minnetonka?

That can't be a real place...

The Vikings didn't think so either...
 
WhiteLarryBird
2008-08-08 04:57:10 PM
Maybe he was trying to get a game of basketball together.

i51.photobucket.com

/Hotlinked cause it's a lazy friday.
 
basehitter10
2008-08-08 04:58:55 PM
pdc.csusb.edu

Dude!
 
Lesbian Trapped in a Mans Body
2008-08-08 05:01:18 PM
Purelilac: Meth is a helluva drug.

I came here to say that.
 
TheoParke
2008-08-08 05:04:12 PM
i261.photobucket.com

/abides
 
cochranb
2008-08-08 05:16:54 PM
Dude, I can't poop, I'm in jail.
 
skinink
2008-08-08 05:18:58 PM
"Unh unh ... Dude I can't talk now ... unh unh ... I'm farking my best friend's wife ... unh unh ..."
 
cksewell
2008-08-08 05:23:23 PM
Eeeesh...I'm glad that ugly-assed dude is off the streets.
 
HowAboutNo
2008-08-08 05:33:48 PM
He should have purified himself in the waters...
 
Farkthecat
2008-08-08 05:38:05 PM
It's always funny listening to people try to pronounce alot of the city names in Minnesota. If you live here, you know what i mean.
 
superkt
2008-08-08 06:00:48 PM
That man is disgusting to look at.
 
X_Rated_Shennanigans
2008-08-08 06:07:01 PM
m.assetbar.com

/lol, achewood
 
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