I'll have whatever he's drinking.

Gallons and gallons of whatever he's drinking.

What, is the tag on vacation?

He's Allah powered! I say we cut him up and set Allah free.

Jeebus, talk about being up to your ears in tits and ass

abb3w: He also claims that the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him directly, which is further indication he is seriously insane.

I would say that the fact he doesn't "believe" in malaria would be the clincher there.

That's 85 other men that won't get married. Hero?

Most Farkers won't be laid 86 times in their lifetime.

I feel sorry for guys who have been married once.

I've heard that same advice from men that have only one wife.

uh..

I would totally convert my family into a small militia. Take over the town.

You're damn right it would end poorly.

that's alot of manual labor he has there though, could be a lot of money if he put them all to work.

/facepalm

TFA: the Koran does not place a limit and it is up to what your own power, your own endowment and ability allows

how exactly do you use the Koran to measure your endowment?

abb3w

He also claims that the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him directly, which is further indication he is seriously insane.


Would it be inappropriate to point out that Bush thinks God speaks to him directly?

I do so only to indicate the comparative level of bat-guano-crazydom.

Sarcastica75: "Even with 86 wives, sometimes I gots to have me my claw hammer".

/motor oil sold separately.

I prefer a ball-peen hammer

FTFA: Every mealtime they cook three 12kg bags of rice which all adds up to $915 (£457) every day.

Thats a shiat load of rice!! And every meal time? Me thinks something's amiss here...

tnpir: What, is the obvious tag on vacation?

THIS. Enough said.

86, wow. so, his house is obviously very, very clean, and sandwiches are plentiful. am i right?

1. Marry 86 women
2. ???????
3. Prophet

1. Marry 86 women
2. ???????
3. Prophet

This.

You know what would be funny? If he was found out to be gay.

fark a thon

nightly

tuna fingers: 86?
Get the fark out of here!

Did someone call me?

fark_your_mudder: 1. Marry 86 women
2. ???????
3. Prophet

nice

blkhwk86: You know what would be funny? If he was found out to be gay.

Have you seen those women? I think I'd rather be gay.

blkhwk86

You know what would be funny? If he was found out to be gay.

After marrying 86 wives, I'd probably turn gay just to get away from the nagging

penis

They won't say how they make their money... but he's got himself quite the brothel there...

/think I see his cunning plan

whizbang 2008-08-08 11:43:20 AM
"TFA: the Koran does not place a limit and it is up to what your own power, your own endowment and ability allows

how exactly do you use the Koran to measure your endowment?"

More importantly are they measuring from the side, or the top? It makes a big difference to the size of my endowment.

I'll bet he tracks their cycle like his life depends on it.

Had one of those wife things once...so glad shes gone. Marriage is truly not for everyone. I prefer the lease a hoe program. I keep you on a three month term and we re-new from there. I can bail out at anytime, no paper work needed. Works just fine.

dc-kid: Seal penis

Fixed that for ya.

$915 worth of rice per day...with the marketable wives in the city and baggers in the styx. 86 of them thinking he's god...and there's no such thing as disease. He's a motherfarking P-I-M-P

dc-kid: penis

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Don't do it.

jram: Had one of those wife things once...so glad shes gone. Marriage is truly not for everyone. I prefer the lease a hoe program. I keep you on a three month term and we re-new from there. I can bail out at anytime, no paper work needed. Works just fine.

Are you a farmer?

Nexus of the Crisis: dc-kid: penis

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Compulsive Liar 1986: 86, wow. so, his house is obviously very, very clean, and sandwiches Sammiches are plentiful. am i right?

FTFY

Wow, more helpful advice from a group of people who have managed to go from cave to tent in only 3000 years.

72 virgins? I would rather have 10 pros.

Nice combination of african and muslim gets you this kind of travesty.

it's man! man....

or

that's not my wife, he's my honey....

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"

In a row!?!?!?

fark_your_mudder: 1. Marry 86 women
2. ???????
3. Prophet

Nice

"I don't go looking for them, they come to me."

/Ace?