Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Boston Channel)   I'll see your stupid convenience store clerk scam and raise you a Boston man using stolen credit cards to buy $100,000 in Dunkin Donuts gift cards   (thebostonchannel.com) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

4780 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Aug 2008 at 9:44 PM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



35 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2008-08-07 04:18:25 PM  
he sounds fat.
 
2008-08-07 06:59:11 PM  
Time to make the doughnuts! LOTS of them.
 
2008-08-07 08:05:06 PM  
This article is full of Nguyen.
 
2008-08-07 08:39:17 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: This article is full of Nguyen.

img55.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-07 09:47:58 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts...........
 
2008-08-07 09:51:34 PM  
Just how many cops was he planning to bribe?
 
2008-08-07 09:52:01 PM  
Tr0mBoNe

This article is full of Nguyen.

LOL The first thing I thought of when I RTFA was Tila Tequila found religion and a new gig in one day.

Has the power of Fark no limits?
 
2008-08-07 09:53:01 PM  
The popped collar adds a nice touch.
 
2008-08-07 09:53:02 PM  
oh fark yeah donuts, biatches...
 
2008-08-07 09:53:37 PM  
"Gift cards"

...When you don't want the expense of a fence.

/Hey, that rhymes!
 
2008-08-07 09:54:52 PM  
Ah, the American Dream. A poor man comes here and makes his mark in the world -- and may get to carve his name on the wall at the County Jail, too. Maybe not the brightest scam in town, but he gets an "A" for effort. Must have been a lot of work running around selling gift cards and soda
 
2008-08-07 10:00:28 PM  
www.vwenthusiast.com
 
2008-08-07 10:01:31 PM  
Danger Avoid Death: Just how many cops was he planning to bribe?

2 or 3 for the week I'd say.
 
2008-08-07 10:08:24 PM  
I'm pretty sure this link and the one above it are somehow related.
 
2008-08-07 10:09:16 PM  
A lot of holes in that plan.
 
2008-08-07 10:11:36 PM  
Time to make the prison sex!
 
2008-08-07 10:12:53 PM  
DOH!
 
2008-08-07 10:13:51 PM  
Oh, for gosh's sake. The Joker's right -- we DO need a better class of criminal.

/lives in a city with 2 different doughnut chain stores within a block of my house.
//feels safe walking alone at night.
 
2008-08-07 10:31:05 PM  
Oh, I definitely submitted this article too, but it didn't go green.

"Step 1: Use stolen credit card numbers to purchase $100k worth of Dunkin' Donuts. Step 2: Re-sell everything half price. Step 3: Get sent to prison where you'll soon become creme filled yourself"

/subby of convenience store scam article
 
2008-08-07 10:34:25 PM  
skinink: Time to make the prison sex!

www.rfjason.com
 
2008-08-07 10:40:22 PM  
Fat and Nasty 86: Oh, I definitely submitted this article too, but it didn't go green.

"Step 1: Use stolen credit card numbers to purchase $100k worth of Dunkin' Donuts. Step 2: Re-sell everything half price. Step 3: Get sent to prison where you'll soon become creme filled yourself"

/subby of convenience store scam article


Hey there!

/subby of this one.

//sorry to ride on your coat-tails. Hi-five for teamwork, though.
 
2008-08-07 10:41:50 PM  
I'm not surprised. I think they put some kind of controlled, addictive substance in the iced coffee.

/twitch
//need a fix
///twitch twitch
 
2008-08-07 10:42:06 PM  
Hi-five montage, of course.
 
2008-08-07 10:42:21 PM  
So this is how the 6,000,000 DD's in Boston stay in buisness...

/I'll take 500 powerade's to go. Thanks.
//Isn't that suspicious?
///Slashieade!
 
2008-08-07 11:03:49 PM  
Why didn't he just buy a bunch of lottery tickets?
 
2008-08-07 11:08:18 PM  
nucular bum: Why didn't he just buy a bunch of lottery tickets?

Because they don't have sprinkles.

And you can't dunk them in your coffee without ruining them.
 
2008-08-07 11:11:22 PM  
nucular bum: Why didn't he just buy a bunch of lottery tickets?

and you can't buy lotto tickets with a credit card. Oh crap did I just ruin that joke, sorry...
 
2008-08-07 11:11:59 PM  
Danger Avoid Death: nucular bum: Why didn't he just buy a bunch of lottery tickets?

Because they don't have sprinkles.

And you can't dunk them in your coffee without ruining them.


Yes, but he could win more money, which buys even more donuts!
 
2008-08-07 11:12:50 PM  
Who'd notice in Boston... that's like, what, $1.33 per store?
 
2008-08-08 12:26:52 AM  
with that many donuts he could pay Rachael Ray to shut the fark up
 
2008-08-08 01:03:30 AM  
and he would have gotten away with it too
 
2008-08-08 01:24:34 AM  
unicron702: Danger Avoid Death: Just how many cops was he planning to bribe?

2 or 3 for the week I'd say.


I'm sorry, the shameless pop-culture reference we were looking for was:

ui06.gamespot.com

"Um ... All of them, I think."
 
2008-08-08 10:31:25 AM  
So, there's also a warrant out for Tila Tequila?
 
2008-08-08 10:51:10 AM  
Ser Kheru: So this is how the 6,000,000 DD's in Boston stay in buisness...

They stay in business because they're awesome, and because most people from New England know better than to go to Starbucks.

/awesome except for the Rachael Ray part
//she sounds like she puts out Marlboro Wides on her tongue
 
2008-08-08 03:43:30 PM  
so how many cups of coke does that equal?.. not only that how do you transport them without losing the fizz?
 
Displayed 35 of 35 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report