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(State Journal-Register)   Attention shoppers, outside today we have Stripper Fight. Stripper Fight, outside   (sj-r.com ) divider line 67
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2008-08-06 09:25:54 AM  
Gotta love redlight specials.
 
2008-08-06 09:26:02 AM  
404'd
 
2008-08-06 09:26:17 AM  
eh? is it a trick? there is no article to read
 
2008-08-06 09:26:21 AM  
Nice link subby...now find one that works!
 
2008-08-06 09:26:32 AM  
worthless, pics, etc.
 
2008-08-06 09:26:46 AM  
We're sorry. The page or file you requested doesn't exist.
Possible causes for this error:

* Incorrect spelling
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-1 Subby. Boooooo!
 
2008-08-06 09:27:09 AM  

cHico11: worthless, pics, etc.


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link too.
 
2008-08-06 09:27:52 AM  
1. put "stripper fight" in title.
2. get greenlight.
3. run away!
 
2008-08-06 09:28:03 AM  
Farked already, but I know who won:

YOU, THE VIEWER!
 
2008-08-06 09:28:40 AM  

chi_tino: 1. put "stripper fight" in title.
2. get greenlight.
3. run away!


^THIS^
 
2008-08-06 09:28:45 AM  
We're sorry. The page or file you requested doesn't exist.

Knew it was too good to be true...
 
2008-08-06 09:29:24 AM  
i hate to be negative but... i bet they had clothes on...
 
2008-08-06 09:29:50 AM  
most likely, the article was pulled because it never happened
 
2008-08-06 09:30:03 AM  
i demand a refund!
 
2008-08-06 09:30:36 AM  
ummm...any chance it'll end up in girl-on-girl action??
 
2008-08-06 09:30:48 AM  
 
2008-08-06 09:32:21 AM  

xanadian: xanadian: 404'd

Here is a good link. (poops)


I also notified the admins. They should change the link soon.
 
2008-08-06 09:32:45 AM  
not a rickroll (new window)

slapfight comes near the end. Better than nothing.
 
2008-08-06 09:33:01 AM  
The women were arguing about a customer when one of them, age 20, put her finger in the other woman's...
 
2008-08-06 09:33:53 AM  
FARK YOU, STATE JOURNAL-REGISTER! *shakes fists in the direction of Springfield*

/Christ, you finally come up with a good South Park reference, and this happens
 
2008-08-06 09:33:58 AM  
well im satisfied.
 
2008-08-06 09:34:21 AM  
I'm an incompitant boob-subby who likes to eat French cheeses and build surrender-links, so I am really getting a kick out of these posts.


\IDIOT!!!1!
 
2008-08-06 09:36:00 AM  
Finger goes where?
 
2008-08-06 09:36:31 AM  
FTFMFA*: The women were arguing about a customer when one of them, age 20, put her finger in the other woman's face and threatened her. As the other dancer, 23, turned and walked away, the 20-year-old pulled her down to the floor by her hair and kicked her in the face, police were told.

in other news, IL allows 20 year old strippers.

* Formerly Missing
 
2008-08-06 09:36:37 AM  
Bad link...
 
2008-08-06 09:37:50 AM  

Barry DinPoen: I'm an incompitant boob-subby who likes to eat French cheeses and build surrender-links, so I am really getting a kick out of these posts.


\IDIOT!!!1!


Yes, yes, subby fails at life.

That link again... (new window)
 
2008-08-06 09:38:15 AM  

xanadian: xanadian: xanadian: 404'd

Here is a good link. (poops)

I also notified the admins. They should change the link soon.


what an apple polisher.
 
2008-08-06 09:38:42 AM  
Two things:

1. That's my hometown, I went to that strip club when I turned 18 and got the crap beat out of me by two hot strippers who used me as the fulcrum of their leg locked teeter-totter. Oh the memories.

2. "Two strippers fought in the dressing room of Deja Vu Tuesday afternoon." Please note the Tuesday afternoon, thus B squad, thus C-section scars.
 
2008-08-06 09:39:11 AM  
We're sorry. The page or file you requested doesn't exist.
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2008-08-06 09:39:16 AM  

matt85: Bad link...


The difference in URLs is that the WRONG link has "breaking" in it, and the RIGHT link has "police" in its stead.

I don't think this was subby's fault. It's the retards that administer their web site that changed the URL and didn't allow for a redirect.
 
2008-08-06 09:42:28 AM  
www.seinfeld-fan.net

Yey eye ca-catfight.
 
2008-08-06 09:43:12 AM  
thiswillshockyou.com
 
2008-08-06 09:43:18 AM  
i love it when strippers fight over me.

\no really
 
2008-08-06 09:43:35 AM  
 
2008-08-06 09:44:30 AM  
Fink is larked. Stripped.
 
2008-08-06 09:46:25 AM  
I'm really glad this story got out, especially since there were "no witnesses to the fight."

In other news, a pound of bacon magically appeared in my refrigerator this morning. I'm so glad these things won't go unreported just because no one saw it happen.
 
2008-08-06 09:48:06 AM  

BelleCurve: Noisy German Birthday Celebrants Mistake Cops For Male Strippers (new window)


They must have some good-looking cops in Germany.
 
2008-08-06 09:52:03 AM  

xanadian: Yes, yes, subby fails at life.

That link again... (new window)


Something tells me it wasn't subby's fault.

Change the word "breaking" to "police" in the link url and you get TFA:



Strippers scuffle at the Vu
advertisement
STATE JOURNAL-REGISTER
Posted Aug 05, 2008 @ 11:22 PM
Last update Aug 06, 2008 @ 07:53 AM

Two strippers fought in the dressing room of Deja Vu Tuesday afternoon.

Police were sent to the club at 3220 Lake Plaza Drive after learning that two of the dancers had gotten into a scuffle about 5 p.m.

The women were arguing about a customer when one of them, age 20, put her finger in the other woman's face and threatened her. As the other dancer, 23, turned and walked away, the 20-year-old pulled her down to the floor by her hair and kicked her in the face, police were told.

There were no witnesses to the fight, and no arrests were made. The police report was sent to the state's attorney's office.

/you're welcome
 
2008-08-06 09:53:11 AM  

xanadian: matt85: Bad link...

The difference in URLs is that the WRONG link has "breaking" in it, and the RIGHT link has "police" in its stead.

I don't think this was subby's fault. It's the retards that administer their web site that changed the URL and didn't allow for a redirect.



I don't think this was subby's fault. It's the retards that administer their web site that changed the URL and didn't allow for a redirect.

FTFY
 
2008-08-06 10:01:19 AM  

jestme: There were no witnesses to the fight, and no arrests were made. The police report was sent to the state's attorney's office.


Along with 27 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence against them.
 
2008-08-06 10:15:37 AM  
Thanks for nothing subby.
 
2008-08-06 10:17:03 AM  
Has anyone come in to say that the original link doesn't work yet?
 
2008-08-06 10:27:34 AM  
If it does not happen in the Walmart parking lot, who cares?
 
2008-08-06 10:27:56 AM  
I assume this is the club NSFW (new window)

Doesn't list dancers names, wait a few days I'm sure the smoking gun will be there
 
2008-08-06 10:31:47 AM  

farkwell: in other news, IL allows 20 year old strippers.


Is that too old for you? I thought 18 was typically the legal age for working in a strip club.

I've actually had strippers fight over me - not physically, but one got all pissed off that another girl was giving me lap dances once. She was screaming about how I was her customer.

Uh, you were doing lap dances for someone else. You didn't hear me screaming at him that she was my dancer, did you?
 
2008-08-06 10:41:15 AM  

blandarfleck: I assume this is the club NSFW (new window)


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-08-06 10:49:32 AM  
The first thing that came to mind was... CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

/ Then I LOL'd
 
2008-08-06 10:53:15 AM  
Did anybody else notice in the url:

http://www.sj-r.com/police/x1230088080/Could-this-happen-to-you-Strippers-scu ffle-at-the-Vu

I should hope that this wouldn't happen to me.
 
2008-08-06 10:54:58 AM  
I'll be in my spunk....uh, bunk.
 
2008-08-06 10:57:34 AM  

littlett's: Did anybody else notice in the url:

http://www.sj-r.com/police/x1230088080/Could-this-happen-to-you-Strippers-scuff l e-at-the-Vu

I should hope that this wouldn't happen to me.


Would you be upset if it did though?

I should also mention that as long as they are narrated by the chick from the Progressive commercials, I fully support stripper fights.

/that was a cat
 
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