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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Wandering prostitutes prompt "No Ho Zone" sign. Hilton, Lohan, Spears unimpressed   (ajc.com) divider line 74
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2008-08-06 09:25:21 AM
Yeah Sherrie. It's all about what YOU want.
 
2008-08-06 09:31:01 AM
There is an area in downtown Washington DC (right near the
convention center) that still has quite a lot of ladies walking
around at night. Many years ago it was quite the depressed slum
area, but it has been majorly gentrified, but still they wander
around and they must be drumming up some business to still be
around (probably from the businessmen who stay in the upscale
hotels that have sprung up around the Convention Center).

Most of them are amazingly unattractive, but there are occasionally
some who are way too pretty to be prostitutes. Those are the ones
who make working an early shift at least interesting.
 
2008-08-06 09:52:33 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Most of them are amazingly unattractive, but there are occasionally
some who are way too pretty to be prostitutes.


Those are vice cops.
 
2008-08-06 09:59:38 AM
Don Ho, Ho Chi Minh and your local HoJo disapprove.
 
2008-08-06 10:19:37 AM
Sherrie Lynn Palmer can't even walk her dogs down her street without vehicles beeping at her, mistaking her for a prostitute.



Sounds like someone needs to dial down the makeup a bit.
 
2008-08-06 10:30:37 AM
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/hawtlinked
 
2008-08-06 11:06:29 AM
No Ho's, Oh Noes. Ho's go fo sho.
 
2008-08-06 11:26:12 AM
even if they are nappy headed?
 
2008-08-06 11:26:25 AM
But now how am I supposed to tend my garden????
 
2008-08-06 11:26:39 AM
img.timeinc.net
Unimpressed and undeterred.
 
2008-08-06 11:28:24 AM
Looks like Santa Claus is going to have to skip that neighborhood this year.
 
2008-08-06 11:28:52 AM
www.hawaiimagazine.com

biatches can't keep me down.
 
2008-08-06 11:29:21 AM
If you're walking your dog and people mistake you for a hooker, you may want to think twice about your outfit.

Seriously folks...do average people see a average housewife walking a dog and suddenly think 'she's a hooker, woo hoo!"...i don't think so.
 
2008-08-06 11:29:57 AM
used condoms and needles in my yard would have me a bit pissed off too.
 
2008-08-06 11:29:58 AM
FTFA: Sherrie Lynn Palmer can't even walk her dogs down her street without vehicles beeping at her, mistaking her for a prostitute

because people always beep at women thinking they are prostitutes.

/prostitute is a hard word to type
//iss a no ho zo
///cue the that's racist kid
 
2008-08-06 11:30:03 AM
Micheal Moore is using this subject for his next film entitled "SkinFlint".
 
2008-08-06 11:31:10 AM
Farking Georgians do more damage than CFCs to the HoZone layer.
 
2008-08-06 11:32:10 AM
Frosted Flake: Farking Georgians do more damage than CFCs to the HoZone layer.

i find your claim to be Ludacris.
 
2008-08-06 11:32:39 AM
No ho zone?

i9.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-06 11:32:46 AM
I L-Ho-L'ed.
 
2008-08-06 11:32:51 AM
images.usatoday.com

does not approve.
 
2008-08-06 11:33:18 AM
So where do the prostitutes go, now?


img392.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-06 11:34:14 AM
ihatedumbpeople: Seriously folks...do average people see a average housewife walking a dog and suddenly think 'she's a hooker, woo hoo!"...i don't think so.

/wanted to punch that motherfarker
/he couldn't afford my prices anyway

I have been mistaken for a hooker wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Some streets, dudes are just cruising, and you don't realize it until you're on the WRONG STREET. Also, I bounce when I walk, so I was asking for it.
 
2008-08-06 11:35:23 AM
www.fixpert.com

Approves.
 
2008-08-06 11:35:47 AM
Don Imus Approves
 
2008-08-06 11:36:41 AM
We don't often get the opportunity to study the migatory habits of the North American Prostitute. Today, with the help of Jim, we plan to capture one, place a radio collar on her and then record her migratory pattern.

Jim tried to bring a prostitute down with a tranquilizer dart but the sedatative doesn't seem to be effective. In fact they keep asking for more. Jim finally paid a streetwalker to wear the collar.

Unfortunately, we tracked her as far as Memphis where she dies under mysterious circumstances and her body was dumped by the river.

It seems all hope for finding the migratory pattern of the North American Prostitute is lost for the season. All the ladies have already moved from their nesting areas in Chicago and has arrived in Florida leaving their young behind to work the street.

But good fortune is with us. Jim seems to know several ladies and with the promise of more tranquilizer fluid, the ladies explain how they get from Chicago to the winter habitat in Florida.

It seems a convoluted route. From Chicago, they take the bus to Memphis or St. Louis. From there, it is usually by private vehicle or semi truck to several gathering places in Mississippi. Then, there is another smaller, less formal migration in to Florida.

Well, that's all the time we have today. Tune in next week when we study the Manhattan Stockbroker. From priviledged birth to a plunging death or coke overdose. It will be an interesting show.

Good night.
 
2008-08-06 11:39:43 AM
The real question is, how hot is this woman? Does she deserve to be honked at? And I want to know what "walking her dog" is code for? I mean I can guess, right?

/TTIUWOP
 
2008-08-06 11:40:38 AM
Hos!

www.hometowncobb.com

Oh wait...
 
2008-08-06 11:41:09 AM
PhotoCindy: Also, I bounce when I walk

We need proof. Any animated gifs or video clips of your bouncing will be appreciated.
 
2008-08-06 11:44:11 AM
the Wandering prostitutes, - great name for a band. Or a fantasy football team.
 
2008-08-06 11:47:19 AM
Wolfmanjames: We need proof.

Don't all girls bounce?
 
2008-08-06 11:47:30 AM
Impudent Domain: the Wandering prostitutes, - great name for a band. Or a fantasy football team.

Or a zombie movie. "The wandering zombie hos".
 
2008-08-06 11:47:46 AM
And all I can think of right now is Wayne Brady driving up to his Hos with Dave Chapelle...
 
2008-08-06 11:49:20 AM
PhotoCindy: Don't all girls bounce?

Yes, but not all girls bounce the same parts.
 
2008-08-06 11:52:14 AM
PhotoCindy: Wolfmanjames: We need proof.

Don't all girls bounce?


Yes (new window, slightly NSFW?).
 
2008-08-06 11:52:29 AM
wandering prostitutes = homads?
 
2008-08-06 11:53:06 AM
i47.photobucket.com
/receiving massaive amount of messages on his boost mobile from his hos.... in different area codes.
 
2008-08-06 11:54:04 AM
Sherrie Lynn Palmer?

But I want a blow job!
 
2008-08-06 11:58:58 AM
CygnusDarius: Or a zombie movie. "The wandering zombie hos".

Ack!! Does anyone have that picture of the zombie ho from the "angry citizens taking pictures of hookers and johns" thread? It still haunts my darkest nightmares...
 
2008-08-06 11:59:01 AM
The dogs are asking for it.
 
2008-08-06 12:02:54 PM
CygnusDarius: PhotoCindy: Wolfmanjames: We need proof.

Don't all girls bounce?

Yes (new window, slightly NSFW?).


Wow...that video just turned a supremely shiatty morning in to something much more enjoyable. I owe you quite a debt of gratitude.
 
2008-08-06 12:04:52 PM
I initially read it as "Clinton, Lohan, Spears..." and was amazed someone forgot Hilton.

/would have been just as accurate with Clinton...
 
2008-08-06 12:08:55 PM
images.rottentomatoes.com

"Oh yeah, she was a ho. Fo' shoooooo..."
 
2008-08-06 12:16:53 PM
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Ho-linked
 
2008-08-06 12:20:02 PM
Impudent Domain: the Wandering prostitutes, - great name for a band. Or a fantasy football team.

Wan't it the name of that all-star band Roy Orbison put together?
 
2008-08-06 12:26:55 PM
Scoop84: Impudent Domain: the Wandering prostitutes, - great name for a band. Or a fantasy football team.

Wan't it the name of that all-star band Roy Orbison put together?


travelling wilburys?
 
2008-08-06 12:27:10 PM
I'm always looking for bouncy ho's.....And even bouncy non-ho's.

/I'm a ho
//not really
 
2008-08-06 12:28:31 PM
ihatedumbpeople: If you're walking your dog and people mistake you for a hooker, you may want to think twice about your outfit.

Seriously folks...do average people see a average housewife walking a dog and suddenly think 'she's a hooker, woo hoo!"...i don't think so.


It has happened to me many times in my neighborhood, including one time when a guy followed me down the street in his truck and argued with me, insisting that I was a hooker even after I told him to gtf away. I was wearing sweat pants, a t-shirt, and running shoes with my hair in a ponytail and no makeup on.

You guys would be surprised.....
 
2008-08-06 12:28:35 PM
Father_Jack: travelling wilburys?

No, the other one.
 
2008-08-06 12:29:36 PM
Sometimes, Sherrie Lynn Palmer can't even walk her dogs down her street without vehicles beeping at her, mistaking her for a prostitute. So she decided to act.

yeah, cause people only beep because they think you're a prostitute who comes with dogs *rolls eyes*
 
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