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(Now Magazine)   Scarlett Johansson says giving the tongue to Penelope Cruz wasn't sexy. "There were 60 crewmen eating salami sandwiches"   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 103
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2008-08-06 07:45:49 AM  
There is nothing special about hetero women kissing hetero women. It's so common now and there is rarely passion in it. It's a ploy for attention. Meh, I suppose some people can get off easy.

Do a youtube search for Japanese kissing and that'll provide examples for how it is to be done.
 
2008-08-06 07:51:45 AM  
Scarlett, Penelope, salami sandwich...

I can't stop masturbating.
 
2008-08-06 07:52:02 AM  
There were 60 crewmen eating salami sandwiches

Best euphemism ever!
 
2008-08-06 07:52:12 AM  
In other news, 60 crewmen beg to differ.

Still trying to work the salami sandwiches into a joke...dammit, shouldn't be this hard...
 
2008-08-06 07:59:05 AM  
Perhaps slipping the old 'salami sandwich' to Penelope would have been sexier?

/Love girl on girl porking action.
//I don't care if their into it, because in my dreams, they so very much are!
 
2008-08-06 08:03:21 AM  
 
2008-08-06 08:04:02 AM  
Suicidal Writer: There is nothing special about hetero women kissing hetero women. It's so common now and there is rarely passion in it. It's a ploy for attention. Meh, I suppose some people can get off easy.

There's something special about Scarlett Johanson kissing Penelope Cruz.
 
2008-08-06 08:07:30 AM  
FTA: 'The set was very crowded that day.'

You don't say...
 
2008-08-06 08:13:20 AM  
Oh I disagree, Scarlett.
 
2008-08-06 08:13:23 AM  
If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...

www.nndb.com

www.allaboutthepretty.net

You be the judge.
 
2008-08-06 08:16:34 AM  
EthansDaddy:
You be the judge.


I will be. She doesn't.

/I could really go for farking a salami sandwich right now
 
2008-08-06 08:18:56 AM  
EthansDaddy: You be the judge.

Nope. She looks pretty god damned beautiful to me.
 
2008-08-06 08:22:13 AM  
EthansDaddy

Oh I see it now! Kind of like how Scarlett looks just like Adrian Brody.
www.incontention.com

www.noelkingsley.com
 
2008-08-06 08:30:51 AM  
60 crewmen ? No wonder shooting a movie costs millions !

What do all those people do ?
 
2008-08-06 08:35:38 AM  
Geddy Lee and Adrian Brody? I'm getting me the vapors...
 
2008-08-06 08:35:56 AM  
padraig: 60 crewmen ? No wonder shooting a movie costs millions !

What do all those people do ?


Odd, on every other scene there were only 10 crewman.
 
2008-08-06 08:36:10 AM  
padraig:
What do all those people do ?


Stare at the hot women kissing.
 
2008-08-06 08:39:30 AM  
came in to say salami samich fap fap fap, but someone beat me to it
/both are hot, would watch
 
2008-08-06 08:43:01 AM  
Suicidal Writer: There is nothing special about hetero women kissing hetero women. It's so common now and there is rarely passion in it. It's a ploy for attention. Meh, I suppose some people can get off easy.

You know, I have to actually agree with you here SW (Is that a flying pig I see?).

It's blatant attention whoring of the highest order, and the mark of an (otherwise) awful movie. Remember that show with that one from Friends, where they had to get her to kiss that other one from Friends to boost ratingss? Yeah, same thing. But of course we're all going to see it because of the kiss; we're that easily led. All we need is some fine wimmins and faux-lesbian kissing and we'll flock to it like fools.

You know the way we Farkers are always complaining about how films are becoming useless and unoriginal, relying on publicity stunts and generated-controversy to sell them? Yeah, that's our fault. We go gag-ga for crap like this, and then complain when Hollywood gets away with it.

Inb4 "your ghey hurrrr"
 
2008-08-06 08:49:17 AM  
EthansDaddy: If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...

You be the judge.


I judge you blind and gay.
 
2008-08-06 08:57:32 AM  
EthansDaddy: If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...

You be the judge.


I know, and her knees are so damned sharp.
 
2008-08-06 09:03:27 AM  
I'm here for Scarlett pics.

She's so hot I'd watch her floss.
 
2008-08-06 09:05:31 AM  
An tSaoi: It's blatant attention whoring of the highest order, and the mark of an (otherwise) awful movie. Remember that show with that one from Friends, where they had to get her to kiss that other one from Friends to boost ratingss? Yeah, same thing. But of course we're all going to see it because of the kiss; we're that easily led. All we need is some fine wimmins and faux-lesbian kissing and we'll flock to it like fools.

Indeed, queer-for-cheer kisses have totally jumped the shark, in terms of being "scandalous". Look at Madonna and Britney - it happened long enough ago that both of their careers have gone silent. Alternately, there is now a teen pop singer with a song called "I kissed a girl and I liked it" that they're pushing in friggin Wal*Mart. It's pretty damned tired now.
 
2008-08-06 09:07:08 AM  
padraig: 60 crewmen ? No wonder shooting a movie costs millions !

What do all those people do ?


10 shoot the scene, 49 fap and the new guy has to mop.
 
2008-08-06 09:14:58 AM  
Why were they paying attention to their sandwiches?!
 
2008-08-06 09:24:40 AM  
Pxtl: Indeed, queer-for-cheer kisses have totally jumped the shark, in terms of being "scandalous". Look at Madonna and Britney - it happened long enough ago that both of their careers have gone silent. Alternately, there is now a teen pop singer with a song called "I kissed a girl and I liked it" that they're pushing in friggin Wal*Mart. It's pretty damned tired now.

It's kind of catchy, I admit. And red blooded American religious nuts aren't opposed to hot lesbians, who is? Now, butch lesbians, or two dudes, that's an abomination.

Wiki has some interesting tidbits:

The middle child of two pastors,[1] she (Katy Perry) grew up listening to gospel music and singing in church.[3] After Steve Thomas and Jennifer Knapp signed Perry to their label Red Hill Records, she released her first CD Katy Hudson in 2001, a Christian gospel album...

MSNBC contributor Tony Sclafani wrote, "The litmus test of hypocrisy here is that if you substituted a different minority in Perry's tunes, they'd never get airplay. "I Kissed a Black Guy" or "Ur So Korean" would not be Top 40 bound. For that matter, a song called "I Kissed a Boy," sung by a guy, would probably die on the vine."[26]
 
2008-08-06 09:30:13 AM  
Of course the crew were eating sandwiches at the time, they had to distract Scarlett and Penelope from their raging boners.
 
2008-08-06 09:31:36 AM  
hehe.

salami.

i like salami.
 
2008-08-06 09:34:30 AM  
choice and consequence: Pxtl: Indeed, queer-for-cheer kisses have totally jumped the shark, in terms of being "scandalous". Look at Madonna and Britney - it happened long enough ago that both of their careers have gone silent. Alternately, there is now a teen pop singer with a song called "I kissed a girl and I liked it" that they're pushing in friggin Wal*Mart. It's pretty damned tired now.

It's kind of catchy, I admit. And red blooded American religious nuts aren't opposed to hot lesbians, who is? Now, butch lesbians, or two dudes, that's an abomination.

Wiki has some interesting tidbits:

The middle child of two pastors,[1] she (Katy Perry) grew up listening to gospel music and singing in church.[3] After Steve Thomas and Jennifer Knapp signed Perry to their label Red Hill Records, she released her first CD Katy Hudson in 2001, a Christian gospel album...

MSNBC contributor Tony Sclafani wrote, "The litmus test of hypocrisy here is that if you substituted a different minority in Perry's tunes, they'd never get airplay. "I Kissed a Black Guy" or "Ur So Korean" would not be Top 40 bound. For that matter, a song called "I Kissed a Boy," sung by a guy, would probably die on the vine." I'm Gay, but not wimins gay. [26]



FTFY
 
2008-08-06 09:34:52 AM  
your scarlett pics, show them to me.
 
2008-08-06 09:36:23 AM  
EthansDaddy: If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...


Agreed 100%. She's fugly.

You be the judge.
 
2008-08-06 09:37:07 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.

/somebody had to day it
 
2008-08-06 09:37:12 AM  
Trefusius: padraig:
What do all those people do ?

Stare at the hot women kissing.


Giddy up!
 
2008-08-06 09:38:06 AM  
Well, there's goes my plan to not masturbate furiously for the rest of the day.
 
2008-08-06 09:40:05 AM  
Hey Kenickie,you want a piece of salami?

Are you kidding? If I eat that,I'll smell like you.

izone.sg
 
2008-08-06 09:42:16 AM  
What's Barack's view on this?
 
2008-08-06 09:43:50 AM  
EthansDaddy: If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...

See, this is how we know that you're .... Wait, I actually sort of agree with you. There are so many beautiful women in Hollywood, why does Cruz even exist? Give me Salma any time.
 
2008-08-06 09:45:17 AM  
TTIWWP
 
2008-08-06 09:47:22 AM  
assets.espn.go.com
 
2008-08-06 09:50:00 AM  
Suicidal Writer: There is nothing special about hetero women kissing hetero women. It's so common now and there is rarely passion in it. It's a ploy for attention. Meh, I suppose some people can get off easy.

Do a youtube search for Japanese kissing and that'll provide examples for how it is to be done.




Thanks a lot, now I have to kiss my daily productivity goodbye.
 
2008-08-06 09:51:05 AM  
OMG that's like so HAWT.

Just imagine it...

60 sweaty men filling their mouths with hot salami...

If only those 2 chicks would stop kissing :(.
 
2008-08-06 09:54:51 AM  
EthansDaddy: If Scarlett was kissing somebody hot, I'd be interested. Penelope loos like Geddy Lee (from Rush) if he had a sex change. And the way she talks...*cringe*...

You be the judge.

i62.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-06 09:58:34 AM  
EthansDaddy: And the way she talks...*cringe*...

I agree with you about the voice
/I'd shoot her full of window cleaner though
 
2008-08-06 10:02:43 AM  
I hate to get a kick out of these replies-style comment, but I have a friend who worked with Johannson for a couple of days and according to him this is exactly the sort of snobbish biatchy thing she would say (the bit with the crewmen eating salami).

She had chihuahua handlers, for Chrissakes, so all that hip indie-film Tom Waits cover song hipness is a front. She is a Lindsay Lohan (only about a million times hotter, of course).

/tatties
 
2008-08-06 10:08:10 AM  
whconner4: Well, there's goes my plan to not masturbate furiously for the rest of the day.

I love it when a plan comes together.
 
2008-08-06 10:16:27 AM  
So they weren't turned off from the crusty old perv with thick glasses sitting on the director's chair, probably fapping?
 
2008-08-06 10:17:48 AM  
ValueApe1: I hate to get a kick out of these replies-style comment, but I have a friend who worked with Johannson for a couple of days and according to him this is exactly the sort of snobbish biatchy thing she would say (the bit with the crewmen eating salami).

She had chihuahua handlers, for Chrissakes, so all that hip indie-film Tom Waits cover song hipness is a front. She is a Lindsay Lohan (only about a million times hotter, of course).

/tatties


What exactly is "snobbish biatchy" about her statement? The point is that everyone thinks romantic scenes are sexy to shoot, and they aren't, because you're on a film set and everyone is working all around you. It's not like she and Penelope take a long bath together by candlelight and it's all captured on hidden camera.

/Your issues, let you not show me them.
 
2008-08-06 10:29:24 AM  
Robert 1966

Huh? I get it about the mechanics of filmmaking contradicting the product onscreen, and I actually don't think anyone thinks these scenes are sexy to shoot. In fact, anecdotes to the contrary are pretty much star interview cliche. Good thing I wasn't talking about that subject AT ALL.

My point was: maybe make the cute little anecdote about shooting your stupid movie without showing your obvious disgust for the sweaty Teamsters or whoever happens to be standing around doing a real job. It's a fluff piece, lady, try not to sound so unappealing. Stop talking. Take off your shirt.
 
2008-08-06 10:36:19 AM  
Penelope Cruz tounging Scarlett Johannsen is not hot at all. In fact, it's just a pathetic attempt to make us watch some crap movie. And it will work. And if they throw in a 10 minute deleted scene of Natalie Portman and Megan Fox giving a topless Lacey Chabert a hot oil massage, then I will buy it on Blu-Ray and permanently fuse the disc-tray shut.
 
2008-08-06 10:38:17 AM  
elvindeath: Penelope Cruz tounging Scarlett Johannsen is not hot at all. In fact, it's just a pathetic attempt to make us watch some crap movie. And it will work. And if they throw in a 10 minute deleted scene of Natalie Portman and Megan Fox giving a topless Lacey Chabert a hot oil massage, then I will buy it on Blu-Ray and permanently fuse the disc-tray shut.

You have good ideas.
 
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