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(Telegraph)   Britney Spears to play a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 160
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2008-08-06 08:22:31 AM  
There are still a lot of studman69's around so it seems, but I dare to bet on it that if la Spears would ask any of these 'sharp knees, below my standards' folks for as much as a light, their jaws would leave tiny cracks in the pavement.

/she was pretty at the time of 'Hit me baby one more time'
//Guess success comes at a price
 
2008-08-06 08:23:34 AM  
Bagelox-99: Tarantino? Get ready for this shot:

The man does have a freaky foot fetish

And according to the gossip train that sex tape of hers that is somewhere in the world apparently had her going down on a stripper anyway.

I think I'd rather see that.
 
2008-08-06 08:24:20 AM  
Will there be a scene where she wiggles her feet in the face of some minor character, suprisingly played by Quentin Tarantino?
 
2008-08-06 08:26:01 AM  
unicron702: I can find a 1000 woman of equal or greater attractiveness that have 1/1,000,000 of her history, issues, or craziness to tap.

A 1000 what woman?

A 1000 lb woman? I believe you.
 
2008-08-06 08:27:19 AM  
Bagelox-99: Tarantino? Get ready for this shot:

video.netglimse.com

Louissssss
 
2008-08-06 08:29:50 AM  
"Faster Pussy Cat, Kill, Kill!" should NEVER be re-made.

Particuarly by Tarantino.
 
2008-08-06 08:31:28 AM  
unicron702: Um actually no, I wouldn't tap that. Ever. I can find a 1000 woman of equal or greater attractiveness that have 1/1,000,000 of her history, issues, or craziness to tap. Girls can reach a point where all the years of baggage overshadows any evidence of the hot that once was. She exemplifies this in spaids.


Plus she has sharp knees. Way below my standards ...
 
2008-08-06 08:32:41 AM  
www.inthri.com
This is just as interesting
 
2008-08-06 08:40:06 AM  
Control_this: Tarantino always writes about strippers, assassins and detectives. Why not nicer girls? He should remake "Pretty in Pink" and have the Molly Ringwald character go around beating the crap out of everyone.

Tarantino's movies have generally all had a theme of redemption. Can't really redeem a "nice girl". It's always criminals who at first appear one-dimensional but end up showing character and integrity.

You don't get that type of contrast with a "nice girl".
 
2008-08-06 08:41:48 AM  
I dunno. She might do alright. She wasn't bad in that show there on TV (too lazy to look it up). If she gets naked, I'm definitely going.
 
2008-08-06 08:43:04 AM  
"The Quentin Tarantino? No, just a Quentin Tarantino! Didn't you hear I come in six-packs?"
 
2008-08-06 08:44:57 AM  
and where was the obligatory "Hollywood is out of ideas"?
 
2008-08-06 08:45:17 AM  
Britney Spears is old news.
I'm waiting for the Miley Cyrus sex tape to be leaked.
 
2008-08-06 08:47:36 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-06 08:47:50 AM  
You had me at "killer lesbian stripper"
 
2008-08-06 08:48:20 AM  
I think she could get in shape and get hot again. Make this like 8 years ago and I would go see it for sure, well I would downloaded it. If it looks like she gets hot, then I may still download it. I say give her a chance, I kind of feel bad that the paparazzi has driven her bat shiat insane, the least we can do is film her making out with outher hot chicks.
 
2008-08-06 08:51:55 AM  
Um, no, I would never hit that. Even if she could be considered hot, I would still not hit that. Some people do consider more than "hotness" when they are looking for a girl, and not only is she crazy, and not only does she not have much going upstairs, but she has also been used as a cum dumpster for a pretty long time now. Call unicron whatever you want about his (admittedly horrid) sentence structure, but he's right; baggage CAN overshadow hotness.
 
2008-08-06 08:51:58 AM  
Wow, Hollywood is so dried up of creativity that even Tarantino is doing remakes, and starring Burn-out Britney? The well has officially run dry!

/knows Tarantino usually steals ideas from other movies but at least he was somewhat creative.
 
2008-08-06 08:58:02 AM  
Goofball_Jones: bhahaha...I hope she's actually great and wins a fricken Oscar for it.

and then uses the Oscar to bludgeon Dr. Phil while shrieking "Get OUTTA MA HEAD, y'all!!!!"
 
2008-08-06 09:03:22 AM  
Expecting very little talent from this trainwreck.

OTOH, the lesbian nastiness should prove to be interesting.

I wonder if she is researching her role right now ... ?

/My bunk. I'll be in it.
 
2008-08-06 09:03:41 AM  
img354.imageshack.us

/seriously.
//can he find no one better that that???
 
2008-08-06 09:04:38 AM  
Lollipop165: "Faster Pussy Cat, Kill, Kill!" should NEVER be re-made.

Particuarly by Tarantino.


This.
 
2008-08-06 09:23:17 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: Would it kill Tarantino to come up with an original idea? Probably.

Who knows? He's never had one.

Quentin Tarantino is a hack. His movies are crappy ripoffs of other movies.
 
2008-08-06 09:25:03 AM  
JohnnyMadDog: I heard Tera Patrick was going to play that role. She's looking for legitimate roles, and is a dead ringer for Tura Satana in the original. I would want to see that. I would not want to see the trainwreck that is Britney!

Holy shiat. I'd have to see that film in private.
 
2008-08-06 09:27:52 AM  
I'm tired of Quentin Tarantino's shenanigans. He will join George Lucas in the laser shark tank!

zerotosixty.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-08-06 09:32:27 AM  
Ok lets get this out of the way. We all know we care, even a little. We all know everyone is going to go out and see the movie just to see what happens. We're all going to comment on how horrible it was and how much her acting sucked or we're going to say how surprised we were and how she actually did a decent job. Some of you guys might even fap to her. She lost a ton of weight recently so shes not a fat mess anymore and who knows, it might help her out or not. Lets not pretend we dont care. If we really didnt, the comments section would say 0.

/curious to see how well she does
//fan of tarantino movies
///slashies
 
2008-08-06 09:32:40 AM  
THE Iraq.
 
2008-08-06 09:33:23 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Ok lets get this out of the way. We all know we care, even a little. We all know everyone is going to go out and see the movie just to see what happens. We're all going to comment on how horrible it was and how much her acting sucked or we're going to say how surprised we were and how she actually did a decent job. Some of you guys might even fap to her. She lost a ton of weight recently so shes not a fat mess anymore and who knows, it might help her out or not. Lets not pretend we dont care. If we really didnt, the comments section would say 0.

/curious to see how well she does
//fan of tarantino movies
///slashies


I, uh. I agree with you. And don't really have anything more to add. But I thought everyone would care that I agreed. So I'm commenting.

/this.
 
2008-08-06 09:39:00 AM  
mccain sucks.
 
2008-08-06 09:40:43 AM  
Not one, not two, but three, thrill-seeking strippers!!

My picks for the other two spots would be, Amy Winehouse and, um, how does Chyna, sound for you?
 
2008-08-06 09:44:11 AM  
Want.
 
2008-08-06 09:45:23 AM  
Do you see a sign that says "Dead has-been storage" ?
 
2008-08-06 09:46:34 AM  
Quentin needs help when he's using Britney in a film to spark interest in a remake of a movie that was done right the first time.

But it's a big opp for Britney. If she loses a couple of pounds and does a good job, she could actually warrant all of the attention that for some reason still gets paid to her.
 
2008-08-06 09:52:01 AM  
biglot: how does Chyna, sound for you?

Polluted and host to greased up athletes?


/oh, with a 'y'.....
 
2008-08-06 09:53:34 AM  
This article fails. Britney may be in the movie, but the role described by the article will go to Tera Patrick. Britney most likely will play Billie. That said:

Lollipop165: "Faster Pussy Cat, Kill, Kill!" should NEVER be re-made.

Particuarly by Tarantino.


This. Nothing against Tarantino, but this flick does NOT need to be remade. He should focus all of his energy on Inglorious Bastards.
 
2008-08-06 09:54:28 AM  
Quentin Tarantino SSUUUUUUCCCKKKSSS!

/
 
2008-08-06 09:56:13 AM  
Mud_the_Farker: /oh, with a 'y'...

No, it works either way.
 
2008-08-06 10:03:43 AM  
Quentin made Pulp Fiction, the movie I personally regard as the best of all time. So I can't really hate on him for this as much as I would hate on, say, Michael Bay. Quentin is more like the uncle that you love even though he has to go door to door when he moves to a new neighborhood.

Also, just a theory I'll throw out there: Inglorious Bastards will be Tarantino's Chinese Democracy.
 
2008-08-06 10:10:03 AM  
I like QT's movies for the most part, but he should keeps his damn hands off this one, not just because it's a remake abd there are already too many remakes, but because this is one of Russ Meyer's greatest films. Seriously, it's really great, and some dumb send up just soils it. wah-wah-wah...

/brit is bad
 
2008-08-06 10:16:46 AM  
I tried. I watched most of Quentin Tarantino's movies at some point. A few times while drunk in college, a few times sober.

I can't stand them. The dialog of the films just gives me the image of Tarantino taking a really good film and just dubbing his own voice over the actors.

I'm just getting tired of seeing the same "I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how badass I'm trying to be" characters.

Is there something I'm missing about these films? The more I watch them, the less I like Tarantino.
 
2008-08-06 10:20:40 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Ok lets get this out of the way. We all know we care, even a little. We all know everyone is going to go out and see the movie just to see what happens. We're all going to comment on how horrible it was and how much her acting sucked or we're going to say how surprised we were and how she actually did a decent job. Some of you guys might even fap to her. She lost a ton of weight recently so shes not a fat mess anymore and who knows, it might help her out or not. Lets not pretend we dont care. If we really didnt, the comments section would say 0.

/curious to see how well she does
//fan of tarantino movies
///slashies


Uh, no I will not be shelling out for this crap. Tarantino made one good movie (Reservoir Dogs) and one great movie (Pulp Fiction) and the rest has been unwatchable shiat. Dude is overestimating the appeal of his neo-schlock pop.

//i would bang the dumb slowly.
 
2008-08-06 10:20:54 AM  
She's killed before (new window)
 
2008-08-06 10:24:42 AM  
Quentin Tarantino still sucks donkey balls.
 
2008-08-06 10:29:35 AM  
Not a Britney fan, but I do like every Tarantino movie I've seen thus far, (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Death Proof, From Dusk Til Dawn) so yep... I'll watch this one too.
 
2008-08-06 10:30:36 AM  
yeah, and Wal-Mart is all farked up. Of course Britney still causes me to beat my dick like it owes me money.
 
2008-08-06 10:31:23 AM  
A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."

Quentin Tarantino....wish he would go away...then again, I'd like to see BS doing a hot lesbian scene...who wouldn't?
 
2008-08-06 10:31:34 AM  
Triaxis: Quentin Tarantino still sucks donkey balls.

I came here to say something of this sort. I see it has been done and bit you all farewell.
 
2008-08-06 10:38:08 AM  
Since when did Inglorious Bastards have killer lesbian strippers in it?

/clicks to RTFA

Ah. Yet another remake. Wonderful.

Quentin, please go back to doing what you do best - you know, making decent cult movies and producing shiatty horror movies and shiatty kung-fu movies.
 
2008-08-06 10:41:36 AM  
GibbyTheMole: Not a Britney fan, but I do like every Tarantino movie I've seen thus far, (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Death Proof, From Dusk Til Dawn) so yep... I'll watch this one too.

Correction---> Quentin only wrote From Dusk 'til Dawn, and it sucked penguin balls. Robert Rodriguez directed.
 
2008-08-06 10:46:49 AM  
King Something: So Britney's gonna play the part of a hot lesbian stripper. What I'd like to know is....

WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TEN YEARS AGO?!?!?!?!?!?


Probably because she would have been 16....f'n pederast
 
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