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(Telegraph)   Britney Spears to play a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 160
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2008-08-06 04:14:59 AM
Quentin is getting hard up for "talent" isn't he?
 
2008-08-06 04:19:17 AM
Dufus: Quentin is getting hard up for "talent" isn't he?

for "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"? she sounds like a natural. The only better choice would be Anna Nichole....except for that whole dead thing
 
2008-08-06 04:32:33 AM
Hmmm.

teeka.fo.cx
 
2008-08-06 04:37:00 AM
img245.imageshack.us
 
2008-08-06 04:41:45 AM
Man that sounds hot.

/what the hell is wrong with me?
 
2008-08-06 05:21:41 AM

So Britney's gonna play the part of a hot lesbian stripper. What I'd like to know is....

WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TEN YEARS AGO?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2008-08-06 06:18:06 AM
She can kill that guy with those huge thighs of hers.


Ok, now I want to see this.
 
2008-08-06 06:35:56 AM
FTA:

She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.



See Elizabeth Berkley
 
2008-08-06 07:14:45 AM
Stupid typecasting
 
2008-08-06 07:19:22 AM
I find it amusing that they list her cameos instead of the full length movie she "starred" in.
 
2008-08-06 07:21:03 AM
www.mchenrycountyblog.com

/didn't read TFA

//or even look at it
 
2008-08-06 07:21:07 AM
So it's an autobiography, then?
 
2008-08-06 07:21:31 AM
THE Quentin Tarantino?
 
2008-08-06 07:21:45 AM
bhahaha...I hope she's actually great and wins a fricken Oscar for it.
 
2008-08-06 07:22:29 AM
TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it


Yet you cared enough to find a picture, link to it and type in that you don't care?

/is this a classic example of FAIL?
 
2008-08-06 07:24:13 AM
At what point does doing anything to jumpstart your career become too despicable?

/I always show ass cleavage comin outta limos
//drunk
 
2008-08-06 07:24:42 AM
Goofball_Jones: TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it

Yet you cared enough to find a picture, link to it and type in that you don't care?

/is this a classic example of FAIL?


FAIL^2
 
2008-08-06 07:26:06 AM
Goofball_Jones: TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it

Yet you cared enough to find a picture, link to it and type in that you don't care?

/is this a classic example of FAIL?


I'm ok with that.

/wouldn't be the first time, or the last

Go pay your money for that garbage.
 
2008-08-06 07:26:52 AM
I'd throw my hotdog in her canyon, then brag about it.
 
2008-08-06 07:28:21 AM
TheNext: Goofball_Jones: TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it

Yet you cared enough to find a picture, link to it and type in that you don't care?

/is this a classic example of FAIL?

I'm ok with that.

/wouldn't be the first time, or the last

Go pay your money for that garbage.


NEVER. That's what bittorrent was invented for.
 
2008-08-06 07:30:02 AM
Maybe for you.

Who is failing?
 
2008-08-06 07:30:36 AM
Goofball_Jones: TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it

Yet you cared enough to find a picture, link to it and type in that you don't care?

/is this a classic example of FAIL?


Beat me to it
 
2008-08-06 07:32:21 AM
Tat'dGreaser: She can kill that guy with those huge thighs of hers.


Ok, now I want to see this.


Jigoooo!
 
2008-08-06 07:32:25 AM
log_jammin: Dufus: Quentin is getting hard up for "talent" isn't he?

for "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"? she sounds like a natural. The only better choice would be Anna Nichole....except for that whole dead thing


Ya, you don't have to act when you are just playing yourself in a movie. That's why Keanu was only good in point break. I think this movie will be full of awesome.
 
2008-08-06 07:33:08 AM
CT Zeal: I find it amusing that they list her cameos instead of the full length movie she "starred" in.

Might need to get the eyes checked--FTA:

Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney's performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song.
 
2008-08-06 07:33:59 AM
TheNext: /didn't read TFA

//or even look at it


But you took the time to post a pic showing how little this means to you. Are you trying to convince yourself?
 
2008-08-06 07:34:55 AM
I'll watch. 2 possible outcomes:
either she gets in shape
or I beg someone to pluck out my eyeballs
 
2008-08-06 07:35:41 AM
monkeydoodledandy: Jigoooo!

Seriously, did you see the pics when she was still thick and was shooting a video wearing these thigh high boots? Holy f*ck that was hot. I love a woman that could crush you with her legs.
 
2008-08-06 07:37:03 AM
Why not do the movie? She'll get paid a ton, the press will eat it up and we all as farkers will have fodder for months.

Call me wierd, but I like Britney. I dont care for her parents, her choices in men or some of her life descisions however. But to say she's still not hot tells me your a kid, a jealous woman, gay or dead. (or any combination of the four)

Any red blooded, breathing male (though they may not admit it) would still like to tap that.
 
2008-08-06 07:38:10 AM
Captain Fapdaily: THE Quentin Tarantino?

Well, yeah.
 
2008-08-06 07:38:20 AM
Why can't Lindsay do this?
She's already practicing for the part.
 
2008-08-06 07:39:09 AM
It worked so well reviving Demi's career...

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2008-08-06 07:39:18 AM
Tarantino always writes about strippers, assassins and detectives. Why not nicer girls? He should remake "Pretty in Pink" and have the Molly Ringwald character go around beating the crap out of everyone.
 
2008-08-06 07:41:15 AM
betona: It worked so well reviving Demi's career...

Her career didn't need reviving after marrying Ashton Kutcher...her life is complete now.


/snickering quietly in the corner....
 
2008-08-06 07:45:16 AM
gimmeabreak: Why not do the movie? She'll get paid a ton, the press will eat it up and we all as farkers will have fodder for months.

Call me wierd, but I like Britney. I dont care for her parents, her choices in men or some of her life descisions however. But to say she's still not hot tells me your a kid, a jealous woman, gay or dead. (or any combination of the four)

Any red blooded, breathing male (though they may not admit it) would still like to tap that.


Um actually no, I wouldn't tap that. Ever. I can find a 1000 woman of equal or greater attractiveness that have 1/1,000,000 of her history, issues, or craziness to tap. Girls can reach a point where all the years of baggage overshadows any evidence of the hot that once was. She exemplifies this in spaids.
 
2008-08-06 07:45:54 AM
I heard Tera Patrick was going to play that role. She's looking for legitimate roles, and is a dead ringer for Tura Satana in the original. I would want to see that. I would not want to see the trainwreck that is Britney!
 
2008-08-06 07:48:22 AM
tolenfark: CT Zeal: I find it amusing that they list her cameos instead of the full length movie she "starred" in.

Might need to get the eyes checked--FTA:

Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney's performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song.


Oops. Don't know how I missed a full paragraph there. Looks like I'm also on the fail-pile.
 
2008-08-06 07:50:25 AM
unicron702: gimmeabreak: Why not do the movie? She'll get paid a ton, the press will eat it up and we all as farkers will have fodder for months.

Call me wierd, but I like Britney. I dont care for her parents, her choices in men or some of her life descisions however. But to say she's still not hot tells me your a kid, a jealous woman, gay or dead. (or any combination of the four)

Any red blooded, breathing male (though they may not admit it) would still like to tap that.

Um actually no, I wouldn't tap that. Ever. I can find a 1000 woman of equal or greater attractiveness that have 1/1,000,000 of her history, issues, or craziness to tap. Girls can reach a point where all the years of baggage overshadows any evidence of the hot that once was. She exemplifies this in spaids.


No no...you "tap that" not for her looks, but because of her history and issues and craziness. You'd do it for the novelty. Granted, I'd wear a full body condom if I did....but just think of the stories you could tell your grandkids!
 
2008-08-06 07:55:32 AM
Captain Fapdaily: THE Quentin Tarantino?

Because he's the Goddamn Quentin Tarantino.
 
2008-08-06 08:03:24 AM
Freak of Nurture: Because he's the Goddamn Quentin Tarantino.

I thought he was Quentin Fraking Tarantino.

This could work. Tarantino has a gift for using washed up celebs, and the girl still has some talent. If Quentin is servin' up kool aid, I'm drinkin.
 
2008-08-06 08:04:53 AM
Wow, two has-beens hooking up to make a movie. So when does this abortion start production?
 
2008-08-06 08:05:55 AM
When I read the article my thought was "Huh. How many lesbian
strippers were there in WWII"?

DO NOT WANT this movie or INGLORIOUS BASTARDS.

Would it kill Tarantino to come up with an original idea? Probably.
 
2008-08-06 08:07:15 AM
Attempting to give a shiat....


Nope.
 
2008-08-06 08:11:08 AM
Tarantino? Get ready for this shot:

www.drunkhollywood.com
 
2008-08-06 08:13:43 AM
Salacious Salad: log_jammin: Dufus: Quentin is getting hard up for "talent" isn't he?

for "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"? she sounds like a natural. The only better choice would be Anna Nichole....except for that whole dead thing

Ya, you don't have to act when you are just playing yourself in a movie. That's why Keanu was only good in point break. I think this movie will be full of awesome.


This is just what I was thinking. Remember "On Golden Pond"? Jane Fonda won high honors and stunning reviews for her portrayal of Henry Fonda's biatchy, neurotic daughter. In falling all over themselves to laud her admittedly extraordinary performance, they forgot one little detail: she IS Henry Fonda's biatchy, neurotic daughter. No acting there.
 
2008-08-06 08:16:45 AM
gimmeabreak: Why not do the movie? She'll get paid a ton, the press will eat it up and we all as farkers will have fodder for months.

Call me wierd, but I like Britney. I dont care for her parents, her choices in men or some of her life descisions however. But to say she's still not hot tells me your a kid, a jealous woman, gay or dead. (or any combination of the four)

Any red blooded, breathing male (though they may not admit it) would still like to tap that.


Duh. Men will pork anything as long as she's not absolutely horrendous. That's not saying much. But we are getting to the point where we'll take a plain, normal gal as a girlfriend over Britney any day.
 
2008-08-06 08:19:43 AM
Isn't she dead yet?
 
2008-08-06 08:20:47 AM
There was a time.

weblogs.newsday.com

That was a fine behind. Was.
 
2008-08-06 08:20:50 AM
what they don't say is that the "killer" part only occurs when someone in a theater screams and claws their eyes out while bashing their heads against the wall over and over again every time she comes on screen
 
2008-08-06 08:21:37 AM
This is the same movie that Tera Patrick is going to be in. I am betting that Brittany doesn't look that hot in comparison.
 
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