If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(News.com.au)   Not scary: Man asks you for drink of water. Scary: Man is lying on slab awaiting autopsy   (news.com.au) divider line 90
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

33726 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Aug 2008 at 8:17 AM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



90 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2008-08-06 09:36:40 AM
That's why I want a tattoo on my chest that says:
"Please Mr. Coroner, try CPR one more time."

/yes I know that there are women coroners.
//They're generally Reality Lesbians not Male Fantasy Lesbians though
 
2008-08-06 09:38:39 AM
Suicidal Writer: Stories like this are why I have extreme taphephobia.

May I interest you in this safety coffin?
cdn-www.cracked.com
inrepose.typepad.com
Got it from
The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Happen to be True) (^)
 
2008-08-06 09:42:18 AM
fireclown: There's dead, and there's MOSTLY dead.

jiesenPSD: fireclown: There's dead, and there's MOSTLY dead.
to blathe...


SillyBonn: jiesenPSD: fireclown: There's dead, and there's MOSTLY dead.
to blathe...

He should have asked for a nice MLT.


Why can't I move? Why am I up against this wall?
You've been mostly-dead all day.
 
2008-08-06 09:50:07 AM
New Delhi=Scary

/racist asshole
 
2008-08-06 09:51:27 AM
"I don't want to go in the cart!"
"Don't be such a baby!"
 
2008-08-06 09:52:02 AM
Have fun stormin' da castle.
 
2008-08-06 09:53:13 AM
The autopsy concluded the cause of death to be autopsy.

=Smidge=
 
2008-08-06 10:00:43 AM
FTA: Crowd control is poor in India and stampedes are common.

Was The Who playing a concert?
 
2008-08-06 10:16:47 AM
He's never going to be able to get an erection again without the feel of a latex glove.

/Hopefully not obscure.
 
2008-08-06 10:21:29 AM
labman: He should have asked for Braaaiiiinnnnnns

Came here to say this.

/but was disappointed that I got beat to it.
 
2008-08-06 10:31:27 AM
FTFA: Mange Ram, 19, lost consciousness in the stampede triggered by rumours of a landslide that caused panic among thousands of people climbing a steep mountain path, a newspaper reported today.

Now THAT'S some awesome journalism!
 
2008-08-06 10:33:33 AM
Danger Avoid Death:
Visit India. It's a big time eye opener, in a thousand ways. It is by turns depressing, beautiful, horrifying, inspiring, familiar and utterly bizzarre.

Not unlike Los Angeles.


www.readthespirit.com

He say you brade runnah...
 
2008-08-06 10:39:33 AM
fireclown:
Visit India. It's a big time eye opener, in a thousand ways. It is by turns depressing, beautiful, horrifying, inspiring, familiar and utterly bizzarre.


Very true. I've been there several times. It's always weird when you stay there for a month or more and come back home then walk around for a few days thinking "what's that weird smell" only to realize it's the absence of burning garbage.
 
2008-08-06 10:40:27 AM
www.odditycinema.com
He wasn't saying water. He was saying, "Wesssssssst"
 
2008-08-06 10:42:02 AM
www.holycrapfoxes.com
Approves.
 
2008-08-06 10:51:02 AM
Hey maybe Ghandi would woke up and ask for salt.

/sorry
 
2008-08-06 10:55:19 AM
Cowsspinach?
 
2008-08-06 10:56:11 AM
My mother used to work in a hospital and noted that the white security guards would often get on gurneys and cover themselves with sheets just so when the black orderlies wheeled them down to the morgue they could sit straight up. They told her it was because they were even more freaked out by dead bodies than any other ethnic group.

/Probably racist as hell.
//Still funny as shiat.
 
2008-08-06 11:00:14 AM
You know what they say... people in hell want a glass of ice water...
 
2008-08-06 11:01:47 AM
cryinoutloud: 2xcited: It all made sense to me when I saw it happened in India.

I have travelled there on business to Banglapore. There is no respect for the human existence or sanctity of life.

But they respect the cows right to exist, right? Because that is important. People, eh--there's billions of them. Seriously--billions.


No, Brazil is in South America....
 
2008-08-06 11:05:54 AM
King Something: very nice. Haven't seen a Ha-chan in a while.


/dog=meat=sustenance
//Haaaiiilll---il---whoosh
 
2008-08-06 11:10:19 AM
i235.photobucket.com

Approves...

//can't believe no one else thought of this...
 
2008-08-06 11:13:19 AM
Darconix: They told her it was because they were even more freaked out by dead bodies than any other ethnic group.

/Probably racist as hell.
//Still funny as shiat.




Before and after shots of said black orderly.

www.cbsnews.com
 
2008-08-06 11:16:15 AM
Why does shiat like this happen so much in India...seriously every other story out of that place is about people getting trampled to death...
 
2008-08-06 11:30:11 AM
Zombie Bird doesn't drink water (I'll label this NSFW to be on the safe side, but it's just a farking bird)
 
2008-08-06 11:30:48 AM
I wonder which Autopsy Room it was.....
 
2008-08-06 11:39:38 AM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Not impressed.
 
2008-08-06 12:24:11 PM
Glass of water and braaaaaiiiiiinnnssssss!
 
2008-08-06 12:41:07 PM
Pert: "I don't want to go in the cart!"
"Don't be such a baby!"


"I'm getting better!"
"No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
 
2008-08-06 01:00:44 PM
Life isn't worth much when your population is out of control. They don't even care to check if they're alive. Someone teach them how to check for a pulse already.
 
2008-08-06 01:19:04 PM
FoxKelfonne: [Picture from Shadowrun]

i10.photobucket.com
 
2008-08-06 02:05:21 PM
But I'm not DEAD YET!!

/why do an autopsy on a guy killed in a stampede? would the cause of death be different than the other hundreds in the same stampede?
 
2008-08-06 02:05:54 PM
Type40: Not impressed.

You chose Paul McGann for your Doctor Who reference?

Double FAIL with a half twist!
 
2008-08-06 02:14:40 PM
This is why we need all bodies to be immediately buried, their graves covered by a layer of cement. You'll thank me when nobody eats our brains. YOU'LL THANK ME.

shockingbird.com
 
2008-08-06 02:26:47 PM
Scalpod

Which other Doctor has woken up in a morgue?

/besides, i like the eighth Dr.
 
2008-08-06 03:23:34 PM
For reasons like this, India and China top my list of places to never, ever, ever go.
 
2008-08-06 03:30:37 PM
Sometimes the dead get bored, and come back just to see whazzup.
 
2008-08-06 08:12:26 PM
Mange Ram, 19, lost consciousness in the stampede

I wonder if he's related to Mola Ram? Anybody check his heart?
 
2008-08-06 08:21:54 PM
Type40: Scalpod

Which other Doctor has woken up in a morgue?

/besides, i like the eighth Dr.


OK, OK. You got me on the morgue point.

Besides, I suppose it was Eric Roberts' fault that movie sucked anyway? And Daphne Ashbrook. And a plethora of incorrect references to the classic series. Oh, and all the other Hollywood crap they felt they had to put in there to make it palatable to an American audience...

McGann wasn't terrible.
 
2008-08-07 05:25:22 AM
Agreed.
 
Displayed 40 of 90 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report