I have a TARDIS.

I view time on a clock.

bloobeary:

I have a TARDIS.

It has been said that time is money. Time is not money. Time is our perception of existence and events through a linear dimension that seems to inexorably and exclusively move from the past through the present into the future. However from the nonlinear non-subjective viewpoint, it's a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I have no concept of time. Therefore, I am in the ignorance/bliss category.

SCORE!

The Buddhists and others who focus on meditation have known this for a long time

If I could save time in a bottle...
Ticking away the moments of a dull day
It's a hazy shade of winter!

Psychologists say that the orser in which you clean your finger nails will have a direct effect on your happiness.

Psychologists say that the way you save episodes of Lost on your TiVo will have a direct effect on your happiness

Psychologists say that the way you use old Bruce Springsteen albums as clay pidgeons will have a direct effect on your happiness

Psychologists say a lot of bizarre, bogus crap... but that's what they're paid for.

Our tax dollars at work!

SherKhan: bloobeary:

I have a TARDIS.

It has been said that time is money. Time is not money. Time is our perception of existence and events through a linear dimension that seems to inexorably and exclusively move from the past through the present into the future. However from the nonlinear non-subjective viewpoint, it's a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I lol'd. It's true and all but it made me laugh.

Time is what I want to go by faster while im at work and slower when im not at work.

/especially slow during sex
//oooh yeah
\what

Boritom: Psychologists say that the order in which you clean your finger nails will have a direct effect on your happiness.

FTFM

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

Time is one damn thing after another.

SherKhan: bloobeary:

I have a TARDIS.

It has been said that time is money. Time is not money. Time is our perception of existence and events through a linear dimension that seems to inexorably and exclusively move from the past through the present into the future. However from the nonlinear non-subjective viewpoint, it's a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

Excellent!

Suck it Einstein!

Time is for pussies.

Time = MyAss.

bloobeary: I have a TARDIS.

That makes you the highest bidder.

/wait, I'm mixing my movies again....

Jubeebee: Time is a resource that you don't know how much of it you have, you can never ever get more of it, and that people actively seek out ways to waste.

Insightful.

xanadian: EsteeFlwrPot: especially slow during sex

Make those 3 minutes seem more like 3 hours, eh? :D

You know it!

I like a bit of time in my food.

I thought KLF had said "Time is Eternal"?

GAT_00: Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

This

Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you: they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this...

I personally view time in chunks of 26 minutes after which I have to be at the gym.

ObscureNameHere: I thought KLF had said "Time is Eternal"?

I thought they said "3 a-e-a-m Eternal"

Ok. No timecube yet?

/farkers = slipping

There goes entropy, increasing again. Every time..

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life. ~William Faulkner

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. ~John Archibald Wheeler

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. ~Henry David Thoreau, "Economy," Walden, 1854

Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror. It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving. ~Martin Amis, Money

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked. ~Tillie Olsen, Tell Me a Riddle

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. ~Dion Boucicault

Time goes, you say? Ah no!
Alas, Time stays, we go.
~Henry Austin Dobson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. ~Doug Larson

But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day. ~Benjamin Disraeli

Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. ~Charles Dickens

Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. ~Author Unknown

Time is the fire in which we burn. ~Delmore Schwartz, "Calmly We Walk Through This April's Day," 1937 (Thanks, George)

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
~William Shakespeare

You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. ~James Matthew Barrie

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. ~John B. Priestly

It strikes! one, two,
Three, four, five, six. Enough, enough, dear watch,
Thy pulse hath beat enough. Now sleep and rest;
Would thou could'st make the time to do so too;
I'll wind thee up no more.
~Ben Jonson

The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Hungarian Horntail," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000

Who forces time is pushed back by time; who yields to time finds time on his side. ~The Talmud

Old Time, in whose banks we deposit our notes
Is a miser who always wants guineas for groats;
He keeps all his customers still in arrears
By lending them minutes and charging them years.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Time is making fools of us again. ~J.K. Rowling

El tiempo da buen consejo. ~Proverb

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. ~Napoleon I, Maxims, 1815

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations. ~Faith Baldwin

Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. ~Zall's Second Law

The years like great black oxen tread the world
And God, the herdsman, goads them on behind.
~William Butler Yeats, The Countess Cathleen

Time! the corrector when our judgments err. ~Lord Byron

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. ~Carl Sandberg

If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time. ~Elbert Hubbard

Time flies on restless pinions - constant never. ~Friedrich Schiller

The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. ~C.S. Lewis

Time is a brisk wind, for each hour it brings something new... but who can understand and measure its sharp breath, its mystery and its design? ~Paracelsus

The time you think you're missing, misses you too. ~Ymber Delecto

What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. ~Saint Augustine

Each moment has its sickle, emulous
Of Time's enormous scythe, whose ample sweep
Strikes empires from the root.
~Edward Young

The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds. ~Martin H. Fischer

Watches are so named as a reminder - if you don't watch carefully what you do with your time, it will slip away from you. ~Drew Sirtors

Time is the wisest counsellor of all. ~Pericles

Time is the only thief we can't get justice against. ~Astrid Alauda

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past even while we attempt to define it, and, like the flash of lightning, at once exists and expires. ~Charles Caleb Colton

Time is what we want most, but... what we use worst. ~Willaim Penn

Time is the longest distance between two places. ~Tennessee Williams

Can an afternoon revert? ~Carrie Latet

Pick my left pocket of its silver dime, but spare the right - it holds my golden time! ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man goes nowhere. Everything comes to man, like tomorrow. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Whether we wake or we sleep,
Whether we carol or weep,
The Sun with his Planets in chime,
Marketh the going of Time.
~Edward Fitzgerald

Time, the cradle of hope.... Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends. ~Charles Caleb Colton

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. ~Henry David Thoreau

The Present is a Point just passed. ~David Russell

Methinks I see the wanton hours flee,
And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.
~George Villiers

Time is an equal opportunity employer. Each human being has exactly the same number of hours and minutes every day. Rich people can't buy more hours. Scientists can't invent new minutes. And you can't save time to spend it on another day. Even so, time is amazingly fair and forgiving. No matter how much time you've wasted in the past, you still have an entire tomorrow. ~Denis Waitely

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away. ~Charles Caleb Colton

One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones. ~Sister Mary Paul

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. ~Ambrose Bierce

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Louis Hector Berlioz

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. ~Author Unknown

Page Information: http://www.quotegarden.com/time.html

Gatherer S. Thompson: ObscureNameHere: I thought KLF had said "Time is Eternal"?

I thought they said "3 a-e-a-m Eternal"

Actually, they said...

KLF is gonna rock you, 'cos you hafta
Move to the flow of the pyramid-blaster
Bass ballistics . . . I'm gonna kick this HARD
An' you can catch it
Down with the crew crew
Talkin' 'bout the MU MU
Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
Got to teach, an' everything you learn'll
Point to the fact that time is Eternal

Another bullshiat advertisement. I view my time reading it as wasted.

Not in before "26 minutes".

Damn you pjc51!

FTFA: Ann Adams, 43, an architect in Colorado Springs who has two boys, rises at 4 a.m. and goes non-stop till late at night, she says. She takes conference calls in the car as she drives the kids, who are on six different teams, to athletic events. "I threaten them with their lives if they don't stay quiet on work calls while I'm driving," she says.

... take away this woman's children. Or her bathtub.

a book in stores today.
The Time Paradox: The New Psychology of Time That Will Change Your Life (Free Press, $27) by Stanford University psychologist Philip Zimbardo and John Boyd

And we have a winnah!

More snake oil...Not a "study" as much as its a sales pitch.

hashing out differing veiws on "time"

pjc51: Gatherer S. Thompson: ObscureNameHere: I thought KLF had said "Time is Eternal"?

I thought they said "3 a-e-a-m Eternal"

Actually, they said...

KLF is gonna rock you, 'cos you hafta
Move to the flow of the pyramid-blaster
Bass ballistics . . . I'm gonna kick this HARD
An' you can catch it
Down with the crew crew
Talkin' 'bout the MU MU
Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
Got to teach, an' everything you learn'll
Point to the fact that time is Eternal

*whew* I'm glad I got that right. As a middle-aged white guy who isn't a fan of Hip-Hop, sometimes my pop song memory is unreliable.

When i think of time I think of that gay movie where the guy wanted to go back in time just to pork some hot chick he found on an old photograph, and he managed to go back in time by just THINKING about it, and he ends up porking a chick, but then he saw a penny and that made him whoosh back to the present.

worst time travel move ever.

pjc51: KLF is gonna rock you, 'cos you hafta
Move to the flow of the pyramid-blaster
Bass ballistics . . . I'm gonna kick this HARD
An' you can catch it
Down with the crew crew
Talkin' 'bout the MU MU
Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
Got to teach, an' everything you learn'll
Point to the fact that time is Eternal

3 am
3 am
3 am
Eternaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

/darn you
//will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Aw, ain't that cute; they think they're practicing science.

No time thread is complete with out Time Cube (new window)

TIME IS THE THING WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF!!!!

/Hurts to end a sentence with a preposition.
//Time is the thing out of which we're running?

I view it in geologic terms. We are but a cricket fart in a hurricane, yet I am happy as a clam.

mcsestretch: pjc51: KLF is gonna rock you, 'cos you hafta
Move to the flow of the pyramid-blaster
Bass ballistics . . . I'm gonna kick this HARD
An' you can catch it
Down with the crew crew
Talkin' 'bout the MU MU
Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
Got to teach, an' everything you learn'll
Point to the fact that time is Eternal

3 am
3 am
3 am
Eternaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

/darn you
//will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Whoa whoa! What time is loooooove?!

mcsestretch: pjc51: KLF is gonna rock you, 'cos you hafta
Move to the flow of the pyramid-blaster
Bass ballistics . . . I'm gonna kick this HARD
An' you can catch it
Down with the crew crew
Talkin' 'bout the MU MU
Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
Got to teach, an' everything you learn'll
Point to the fact that time is Eternal

3 am
3 am
3 am
Eternaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

/darn you
//will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Yeah - just digging out my copy now :-)

4:20, right?

Agrees.

Damn, KLF. Good times