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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   When skateboarding on a roof, watch out for skylights   (cbs13.com) divider line 52
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2008-08-05 10:55:56 AM
This thread outa be good.
 
2008-08-05 10:56:34 AM
Lance Mountain would of pulled it off.

/kids these days..
 
2008-08-05 10:56:38 AM
he was going to get a ton of points but it sounds like he didn't land it

-100
 
2008-08-05 10:57:02 AM
Was alcohol involved?
 
2008-08-05 10:57:06 AM
Any relation to this guy?
 
2008-08-05 10:57:13 AM
it's amazing most teenagers live to adulthood. jesus they're stupid
 
2008-08-05 10:57:54 AM
This sounds familiar.
Mario skater

Hilarious to watch a douchebag skater boy get his come-uppance.
 
2008-08-05 10:58:42 AM
Damn it. Beaten by under a minute.
 
2008-08-05 10:59:19 AM
did his shoes blow off when he hit the ground?
 
2008-08-05 10:59:41 AM
idiots...
 
2008-08-05 11:03:52 AM
"You're doing god's work, Skater McGee."
 
2008-08-05 11:05:15 AM
When skateboarding on a roof, watch out for skylights

Everywhere else, watch out for snakes.
 
2008-08-05 11:05:45 AM
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Oh, *shiat*.
 
2008-08-05 11:06:22 AM
No sympathy for the little snowflake?

/Yeah, me either.
//What a dipshiat
 
2008-08-05 11:10:41 AM
Don't cry Darwin, you'll get him next time.
 
2008-08-05 11:10:57 AM
FTFA:

Making things worse, the teen hurt Sunday was cited for trespassing.

Serves the little bastard right.
 
2008-08-05 11:13:19 AM
Bunnya69: FTFA:

Making things worse, the teen hurt Sunday was cited for trespassing.

Serves the little bastard right.


Don't worry, the lawsuit to be filed by the parents will take that sting away.
 
2008-08-05 11:15:20 AM
When skateboarding on a roof, watch out for skylynx.

www.unicron.us
 
2008-08-05 11:16:23 AM
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

Rad graphic!
 
2008-08-05 11:17:53 AM
mister aj: Hilarious to watch a douchebag skater boy get his come-uppance.

This

Very entertaining
 
2008-08-05 11:17:58 AM
"Skateboarder skates on a rooftop with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The other skateboarders say, I guess you won't be needing a drink. The first skateboarder says, 'OH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!'"
 
2008-08-05 11:20:55 AM
Recalling an interesting moment in an otherwise substandard movie.
www.dvdtimes.co.uk
 
2008-08-05 11:22:11 AM
That article is useless without vids.
 
2008-08-05 11:23:07 AM
mister aj: This sounds familiar.
Mario skater


That made my morning
 
2008-08-05 11:24:17 AM
As someone who has skated off a roof and not hurt myself, I'm getting a kick out of this article.

And WTF was he doing so close to a skylight anyway?
 
2008-08-05 11:24:35 AM
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater for the N64 unavailable for comment.
 
2008-08-05 11:31:39 AM
Walker: Any relation to this guy?

Came for this video. Leaving happy.
 
2008-08-05 11:34:14 AM
Did this guy not watch maximum exposure and all of its ilk?
 
2008-08-05 11:34:16 AM

*CRACK*


"Duuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"

*SPLAT*
 
2008-08-05 11:35:06 AM
Walker: Any relation to this guy?

damn, was gonna post that. Mario sound effects are classic on this video, haha
 
2008-08-05 11:35:17 AM
nirwana: Lance Mountain would of have [or "would've"] pulled it off.

FTFY
 
2008-08-05 11:40:21 AM
jakeone: nirwana: Lance Mountain would of have [or "would've"] pulled it off.

FTFY


If you ever correct my grammar again, I will totally date your mom. Ain't you assholes got nothing better to do?
 
2008-08-05 11:43:08 AM
nirwana: jakeone: nirwana: Lance Mountain would of have [or "would've"] pulled it off.

FTFY

If you ever correct my grammar again, I will totally date your mom. Ain't you assholes got nothing better to do?


new here?
 
2008-08-05 11:44:42 AM
nirwana: Lance Mountain would of have pulled it off.

Fixed that.
 
2008-08-05 11:46:45 AM
Making things worse, the teen hurt Sunday was cited for trespassing.

Gotta be one of the all time great closing lines.
 
2008-08-05 11:49:17 AM
Darwin shakes his head, an easy one got away. Seriously, skateboarders are just one rung above brain dead anyway, so who would care?
 
2008-08-05 11:51:34 AM
nirwana: If you ever correct my grammar again

What you have is a usage problem.
 
2008-08-05 11:58:33 AM
tampaflacouple: Darwin shakes his head, an easy one got away. Seriously, skateboarders people who live in Florida are just one rung above brain dead anyway, so who would care?

FTFY

Related vid: Link (new window)
 
2008-08-05 12:02:28 PM
I really don't need to read the article on this one. I think subby gave us enough in that one warning.

Thank YOU, Mr. roof-top skater guy.
 
2008-08-05 12:12:38 PM
Being Famous Sucks: As someone who has skated off a roof and not hurt myself,

Don't worry, dumbass -- Darwin will come for you eventually.
 
2008-08-05 12:16:25 PM
Derwood: it's amazing most teenagers live to adulthood. jesus they're stupid

My coworker said that there are more boys born than girls but by the time they hit 18 there are more girls because boys kill themselves (street racing, guns, falling through skylights, etc). Anybody know if this is true? I don't know where to look up those kind of statistics.

/And since I never get to say this: This was a block away from my house.
 
2008-08-05 12:19:01 PM
he missed the blue gap, and officer Dick got him. He shouldn't have gotten greedy and been chasing after the Sick score

images.apple.com

/THPS was fun before it got old.
 
2008-08-05 12:29:22 PM
This is in no way a bookmark to enjoy all the skater fail after work.

Not at all.
 
2008-08-05 12:34:10 PM
tampaflacouple: Darwin shakes his head, an easy one got away. Seriously, skateboarders are just one rung above brain dead anyway, so who would care?

Jam it. You're probably an uggo anyway.
 
2008-08-05 12:46:58 PM
Sandberg says the roof is "a popular space to skateboard" and he has responded at least twice to calls of skateboarding on the roof.

Apparently, this is a self correcting problem.
 
2008-08-05 12:48:43 PM
i73.photobucket.com

Was he even supposed to work that day?
 
2008-08-05 12:54:07 PM
Making things worse, the teen hurt Sunday was cited for trespassing.

How is this making things worse?
 
2008-08-05 01:05:18 PM
Making things worse, the teen hurt Sunday was cited for trespassing.

Should have charged him for busting the skylight (destruction of property) and since he was with three others, conspiracy. With all that broken glass you might also get creating a hazard or maybe littering.

/is four people considered a gang?
 
2008-08-05 01:09:16 PM
I hope the video hits Youtube.
 
2008-08-05 01:28:22 PM
G'damn sports nuts!

Those tennis dudes are always setting up a court in the mall parking lot.

The swimmers are always doing laps in the town fountain.

The golfers are always hitting balls over the interstate.

Do volleyballers have to play right on the highway on-ramp?
 
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