An Internet to the first person who makes a Mario "Buttsecks" pic.

MaxxLarge: I'm sure he took it up the pipe plenty while he was inside. What a wrenching experience for a drip like that.

"I'll give ya my Plumber's Helper."

This snake does not need to be plunged back into society. Toilet him go is an outrage.

GoDawgs!: This snake does not need to be plunged back into society. Toilet him go is an outrage.

Indeed. He's gone around the u-bend. I'll be rooting for his continued incarceration.

Show me a plumber you would want to rape and I'll....oh.

Aren't all rapists plumbers?

/window seat, please.

He only raped plumbers?

The culprit

That's a rape-stache

Grab my belt loop, biatch!

Wouldn't the term "plumber rapist" more accurately apply to his cellmate?

Can you blame him?



Ah, uh:

OnmyojiOmn: Can you blame him?

Uh, why do the toadstool chicks look like they are being forced at gunpoint to do that?

GIS Super Mario:



/hotlink

America's Next Top Model:
Uh, why do the toadstool chicks look like they are being forced at gunpoint to do that?

Probably because it's some less-than-obscure Japanese fetish: forced mushroom-cosplay. Without the element of implied coercion it just doesn't turn them on.

As for the plumber rapist... 17 victims? Bury him. They have "dangerous offender" status there, let him rot forever since he will NEVER be cured of whatever sickass compulsion he has to terrorize and violate women.

A 20 years sentence is 20 YEARS. If they wanted to keep him longer, they should have sentenced him to life.
Let the man go!

He should see

Where is he when you need him?



My photoshop skillz = suck

OnmyojiOmn: Ah, uh:

Wasn't Birdo a guy?

/shudder

I've been waiting forever to use this!

I read that as plumper about the first time. Hey, fatties need love too.

He just wants to get out of the joint so he can go to the local tap room and plumb the depths of comparative french drainage with his peers.

Am I the only one who read Plumper rapist the first time?

jweber26: I read that as plumper about the first time. Hey, fatties need love too.

Damn slow typing anyway...

/refresh helps too I guess

Then there was the ever-present football plumber-rapist...

the world's first analyst-therapist says "welcome"

Speaking as someone who rapes plumbers, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

"Throughout his incarceration, Lieberman maintained his innocence -- and refused to participate in sex offender treatment." His actions weren't that of an innocent man - it's farked up that he didn't have to undergo treatment. Rehabilitation is what gaol is supposed to be.

Where's that image of Mario being told "the Princess is in another castle" while toad and his friends have their way with her?

Due to the actions of this slimeball lawyer, this creep will be on the street, doing more of the same. He's not contrite, and his actions paint a picture of a real sociopath. It's a shame more women will become victims before he's put away for good.

What a snake.

SoDakian: Am I the only one who read Plumper rapist the first time?

Nope.

Football player rapist?

Mad-n-FL: Football player rapist?

Well, sure...They were all in love with dying...

Dear members of the Dean Blundell Show on "The EDGE" radio in Toronto.

We know you're still ripping off FARK for your "Edge Files", like this story and the hunter shooting a woman he thought was a bear one below. You are not creative. You are douchebags.

/try coming up with something original for a change. 4 years (at least) of ripping off FARK without so much as a credit is pathetic.

wario?