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Chameleon		2008-08-01 02:18:07 AM

You all act like you've never seen a geologic map before.

Chameleon		2008-08-01 02:20:00 AM

I mean, we all have multiple color striping depending on the underlying composition under our clothes. Why make such a big deal about this one?

BlackKaiser		2008-08-01 02:20:07 AM

toejam: [i37.tinypic.com image 127x232]

Money shot!

Magma Bukkake!

Danger Avoid Death		2008-08-01 02:22:38 AM

DaedalusZM: Gangway Fathead: I don't get it. If you took off all the plant life, water, man made structures, wouldn't it just be a monochromatic wasteland like Mars or Venus or the moon?

Dingdingding!

They should have specified it's a color-coded map of what the world would look like without water, vegetation, or manmade stuff. Where's my legend?

The legend is a myth.

Oznog		2008-08-01 02:25:59 AM

Mmmmm... savory Gobstopper planet...

Shwirv		2008-08-01 02:30:23 AM

what a monumental waste of energy, time and money.

/not impressed
//hatin'

Skepticfool		2008-08-01 02:30:29 AM

TheGreatZarquon: Used it in an earlier thread, but it's just as relevant here:

/Gigedy

Gangway Fathead		2008-08-01 02:34:31 AM

Chameleon: You all act like you've never seen a geologic map before.

Well, you caught me. I haven't.

Chameleon		2008-08-01 02:39:48 AM

Gangway Fathead: Chameleon: You all act like you've never seen a geologic map before.

Well, you caught me. I haven't.

Do you use a glove when you wash your butte?

dai the flu		2008-08-01 02:45:19 AM

LordJiro: Bunnyhat: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

*volcano pic*

I lol'd. I lol'd long. I lol'd hard.

Raging Thespian		2008-08-01 02:50:38 AM

Antidamascus: ~~Tits~~ Tetons/ or GTFO

FTFY.

www.terragalleria.com

Oh yeah.

LOGICAL_PSYCHO		2008-08-01 03:00:45 AM

super earth

theurge14		2008-08-01 03:01:01 AM

HOT

klparrot		2008-08-01 03:05:11 AM

DaedalusZM: They should have specified it's a color-coded map of what the world would look like without water, vegetation, or manmade stuff. Where's my legend?

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? It's kind of pointless if they don't tell us what the colors mean.

TFA: KEY: Pale yellow - alluvium; Red- granites or basalts; Greens - chalk; Pink - sandstones; Purple - slates; Blue-mudstones and limestones

Danger Avoid Death		2008-08-01 03:07:00 AM

klparrot: DaedalusZM: They should have specified it's a color-coded map of what the world would look like without water, vegetation, or manmade stuff. Where's my legend?

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? It's kind of pointless if they don't tell us what the colors mean.

TFA: KEY: Pale yellow - alluvium; Red- granites or basalts; Greens - chalk; Pink - sandstones; Purple - slates; Blue-mudstones and limestones

In that case ...

Dude ... did you check out the alluvium on that babe?

Cornwell		2008-08-01 03:09:11 AM

Mmmyeah baby! Shake those techtonic plates!

driven to quit		2008-08-01 03:12:57 AM

Those pics reminded me of the lines from Half baked. Only this time they would be modified a bit.

Have you ever seen the world on lsd man?

/something like that.

Cyan_Bloodbane		2008-08-01 03:31:55 AM

15,000 scientists from 79 nations came together to work on the global project....

WOrld Leaders: "So, you've had a year to work on Global Warming, what are your results?"

Scientists: "Oh shiat, didnt you say global DRAWING? I'm pretty sure I heard something about working on a Global Drawing..."

The Rural Juror		2008-08-01 04:30:46 AM

I'll be in my bunk!

Danger Avoid Death		2008-08-01 04:46:04 AM

The Rural Juror: I'll be in my ~~bunk~~ continental shelf!

FTFY

The Rural Juror		2008-08-01 04:48:38 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The Rural Juror: I'll be in my bunk continental shelf!

FTFY

hahaha Nice! Yeah, that was much better.

suraimu		2008-08-01 05:14:09 AM

TheGreatZarquon

Expections?

Danger Avoid Death		2008-08-01 05:30:26 AM

suraimu: TheGreatZarquon

Expections?

I think they drain into the alluvium.

LewDux		2008-08-01 05:34:05 AM

It's only a model!

LewDux		2008-08-01 05:35:58 AM

ewwww

prekrasno		2008-08-01 05:41:57 AM

TheGreatZarquon: Used it in an earlier thread, but it's just as relevant here:

Cool pic, too bad you can't spell "expectations."

LOGICAL_PSYCHO		2008-08-01 05:48:30 AM

prekrasno: TheGreatZarquon: Used it in an earlier thread, but it's just as relevant here:

Cool pic, too bad you can't spell "expectations."

Yeah......... but it's supposed to be "exceptions".

CplKhaos		2008-08-01 06:24:20 AM

Meh...IF you have seen one naked planet you have seen them all.

Danger Avoid Death		2008-08-01 06:46:54 AM

CplKhaos: Meh...IF you have seen one naked planet you have seen them all.

A truly world-weary view.

MrCab		2008-08-01 06:58:38 AM

Good Headline, Good Pic

/+1

Jlop985		2008-08-01 07:10:38 AM

Ew, you incest-loving freaks! This is Mother Earth we're talking about!

Guess this planet porn proves Rule 34.

Fark Me Runnin		2008-08-01 07:17:46 AM

A lot more pink that I would have expected.

Nick Nostril		2008-08-01 07:28:28 AM

Fark Me Runnin: A lot more pink that I would have expected.

It's all pink in the middle.

Nick Nostril		2008-08-01 07:30:11 AM

Here's a picture they didn't include. What the Earf looks like directly under Jamestown:

img98.imageshack.us

ohmyvariousgods		2008-08-01 07:39:16 AM

Am I the only one who sees a long bacon strip across the naked earth?

FlashHarry		2008-08-01 08:08:53 AM

Mount Everest. Forbidding, aloof, terrifying.
The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

carniemechanic		2008-08-01 08:18:33 AM

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? It's kind of pointless if they don't tell us what the colors mean.

There's a key at the end of the article, dummy!

people_are_chumps		2008-08-01 08:30:56 AM

cxjohn		2008-08-01 08:38:50 AM

Who melted the Skittles on the globe?

Monkeylint		2008-08-01 08:44:08 AM

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? It's kind of pointless if they don't tell us what the colors mean.

From the article:

KEY: Pale yellow - alluvium; Red- granites or basalts; Greens - chalk; Pink - sandstones; Purple - slates; Blue-mudstones and limestones

icanhearthat		2008-08-01 08:44:30 AM

captain planet would have his way with her and take her out to breakfast in the morning.

imfallen_angel		2008-08-01 08:53:14 AM

well, I came for all the meme and such responses...

Leaving not disappointed.

Nexus of the Crisis		2008-08-01 08:59:57 AM

imfallen_angel: well, I came for all the meme and such responses...

Leaving not disappointed.

I for one am extremely disappointed there's no pics of this guy:

NimbleWalrus		2008-08-01 09:01:40 AM

I just came.

whiskey-diet_make_that_a_double		2008-08-01 09:05:52 AM

whats the point?

galactus5000		2008-08-01 09:18:11 AM

LOGICAL_PSYCHO: super earth

Do not taunt the super earth.

galactus5000		2008-08-01 09:18:52 AM

Nexus of the Crisis: I for one am extremely disappointed there's no pics of this guy:

So am I, friend. So am I.

Photometric		2008-08-01 09:30:58 AM

I was hoping for a naturalistic render of the earth without any water.

That would be cool.

canyoneer		2008-08-01 09:32:16 AM

You can get a geologic map of the U.S. from the USGS - about eight by four with a seperate legend panel. Pretty cool, but you need a big open wall to display it.

www.geog.nau.edu