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Rusty McSukit		2008-07-31 01:40:25 PM

Why's there no voting
stupid moderator clown?
seems so obvious

cats, rats, bats, dogs, fark
horrifying waste of life
iron my shirt, you biatch

Harvey Birdman		2008-07-31 01:40:59 PM

Quite a pretty girl
she has a penis like me?
Say "Hi" to Bridget

fudgefactor7		2008-07-31 01:41:12 PM

Walken dance like god,
Was "stepper" before actor,
Has his own Fark tag

Momzilla59		2008-07-31 01:41:32 PM

Two swimmers are dead,
Juan still missing say search crew.
Headline of the year!

craigzy		2008-07-31 01:42:07 PM

thirty milligrams
zolpidem hemitartrate

sifusalinas		2008-07-31 01:42:11 PM

Why have I posted
more in this thread than others?
I'm not quite sure why.

Bright_and_Sunny_Day		2008-07-31 01:42:20 PM

Mr. Mudbug Crabs, her vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
Double-bag next time.

Double-bag won't help
Crabs crawl over them with ease
Itchy pubic hair

Hemlock		2008-07-31 01:42:47 PM

mark it zero. next frame
this is a league game, Smokey
enter a world of pain.

DMW Devil		2008-07-31 01:42:54 PM

xkranda: three-five-three
is harder than five-
seven-five

haiku is
sometimes hard to write
while at work

xkranda
Beat me to it by
Two minutes

shotglasss		2008-07-31 01:42:59 PM

Mustard man, flame wars,
ha ha guy, paint huffer guy,
another Fark day

JonnyBGoode		2008-07-31 01:43:02 PM

There is no voting
I am disappointed now
Would have been better

I come here to 'shop
And read silly headlines
Many days wasted

Technically, Haikus
comment on nature. This should
really be Senryu.

Number40		2008-07-31 01:43:44 PM

Three good friends email
(Tom and Mark and I) only
In five seven five.

All topics fair game.
Eliptical machines? Sure!
Need intervention.

scott.eaves		2008-07-31 01:43:49 PM

Beautiful Sunrise
Tells Me Its Time To Get Up
Damn I Hate My Job

CreepyBasementGuy		2008-07-31 01:43:53 PM

Anime is dumb
Japan has really wierd shiat
Radioactive fallout?

Harvey Birdman		2008-07-31 01:44:13 PM

Bright_and_Sunny_Day: Mr. Mudbug Crabs, her vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
Double-bag next time.

Double-bag won't help
Crabs crawl over them with ease
Itchy pubic hair

Shave it all away
All crabs will vanish with ease
Then get more teabag

Deucednuisance		2008-07-31 01:44:23 PM

I write and I write
But the LOLs remain un-LOLed
Someone notice me?

supershaft		2008-07-31 01:44:35 PM

sponsor me I beg
my wit is dry, my mind sharp
a gift would cheer me

soulexposed		2008-07-31 01:44:49 PM

don't feel like working
end of day will bring kittens
this thread is awesome

The_Tom		2008-07-31 01:45:17 PM

Raging Thespian:
[image]

Philip J. Fry squints
Says "I see what you did there"
Image macros kick ass.

nobodys_goose		2008-07-31 01:45:17 PM

Delicate snowflakes
Cast upon Florida's winds
Soon to consume beer

child_god		2008-07-31 01:46:05 PM

Harvey Birdman: The lotus flower
Bestows fireball powers
Green mushroom, free life

The turtle's red shell
protects his cowardly hide.
I kick it and laugh.

Feather in my cap
Fly so high on yellow cape
Yoshi falls to doom

Yes! I'm in first place
cruising around the curves
damn bastard red shell

Banana peel shield
My victory is assured
here comes damned blue shell

I have been hero,
Doctor, racer, plumber. But
Never a lover.

A spin dash for kiss,
A star instead of condom,
Invincible love.

draez		2008-07-31 01:46:09 PM

All porn on net seen
Can't get no satisfaction
Please help me find more

CreepyBasementGuy		2008-07-31 01:46:12 PM

The stupid filter
Made my Haiku not work
Now I look stupid

nothingyet		2008-07-31 01:46:34 PM

Please stop your screaming
Im not done slapping you yet
Yo, bring out the Gimp.

(I have no idea what the fark that means, including the cheap Pulp Fiction ref.)

fudgefactor7		2008-07-31 01:47:37 PM

Old driver crash market,
Shrunken can't see over wheel,
Mr. Magoo approves

sifusalinas		2008-07-31 01:47:43 PM

Declare I'd hit it
Like the fist of angry god
The offer still stands.

Rusty McSukit		2008-07-31 01:47:46 PM

CreepyBasementGuy: The stupid filter
Made my Haiku not work
Now I look stupid

this this this this this
this this this this this this this
this this this this this

Bright_and_Sunny_Day		2008-07-31 01:48:20 PM

Harvey Birdman: Bright_and_Sunny_Day: Mr. Mudbug Crabs, her vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
Double-bag next time.

Double-bag won't help
Crabs crawl over them with ease
Itchy pubic hair

Shave it all away
All crabs will vanish with ease
Then get more teabag

Shaved it all away
Ugly red bumps now instead
I got me the Herps

child_god		2008-07-31 01:48:22 PM

POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!
Said the Afro-suited Men.
Many lulz were had.

Raging Thespian		2008-07-31 01:48:39 PM

Captain Hammer says
You get to do the weird stuff
On the second time

If you're wondering
The hammer isn't his fists
It is his penis

fudgefactor7		2008-07-31 01:48:53 PM

/I fux0red my last line.... nevemind that one

Harvey Birdman		2008-07-31 01:49:32 PM

Blue streak speeding by
I loved Sonic the Hedgehog
Broke system brings tears

EliteAnalyst		2008-07-31 01:49:45 PM

The_Tom: EliteAnalyst: elite analyst
dominates all farkers minds
see you fags next thread

What the goddamn hell?
Guy trolled the beheading thread
And now he's here too?

Hey, fag, you're the troll
I'll bet you want to ban knives
and forks and spoons too

Precision Boobery		2008-07-31 01:49:49 PM

You say it's half full
While you looked, I stole your car
Dipshiat optimist

airzonk		2008-07-31 01:50:08 PM

Harvey Birdman
Quite a pretty girl
she has a penis like me?
Say "Hi" to Bridget

No! Give him to me
I will play with his boobies
He still has two holes

Mr.Hawk		2008-07-31 01:50:15 PM

Harvey Birdman: Mr.Hawk: I am a haiku
so i am getting a kick
out of these replies

This was done before
Authored earlier by me
Forgot what comes next

I am a haiku
While reading discussions
Get kicks from replies

On your second line
there were syllables of six
that to me is fail

martosko		2008-07-31 01:51:08 PM

As the rolling brook
Whispers to the falling leaves
Curvy Iga strips

phallus		2008-07-31 01:51:15 PM

I love to lick them
Those sweet juicy vaginas
Show me yours right now

supershaft		2008-07-31 01:51:23 PM

JonnyBGoode: Technically, Haikus
comment on nature. This should
really be Senryu.

huge redwood trunk soars
thrust into the dewy earth
sap falls on moist hills

Raging Thespian		2008-07-31 01:51:27 PM

Deucednuisance: I write and I write
But the LOLs remain un-LOLed
Someone notice me?

Don't be sad Nuisance
You've been on my favorites
Ever since this thread

sifusalinas		2008-07-31 01:51:38 PM

Hid this metal hunk
Up my ass so no slope touch
Now I give to you.

bookman		2008-07-31 01:51:43 PM

theorellior:
Much too pedantic
Preachy, literal, and shrill
Go threadjack elsewhere

You know who else thought he was a literary critic?

Get out much?

Does Mom know you're using the PC?

Big Jimmy Oswald		2008-07-31 01:51:56 PM

God kills a kitten
Rosie O'Donnell is on
Kitten sleeps soundly

Publikwerks		2008-07-31 01:52:04 PM

Splendidly buoyant
Floating In a pale blue sea
My turd rules the bowl

Infarct		2008-07-31 01:52:18 PM

Ah, hospital life
Nurse! Tits or get the fark out!
Written up again

/not a true story.

Springy23		2008-07-31 01:52:24 PM

And so we still fark.
And still life goes on around.
How worthless are we?

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben		2008-07-31 01:52:29 PM

I read Fark at work.
Loud sounds from from cubicle
as I laugh and snort.

Boss' temple vein
throbs a dirge for the death of
productivity.

I boast to Farkers
that I hold my boss inside
my front left pocket.

In reality,
I'm lucky to have this job.
Can't goof off again.

Rusty McSukit		2008-07-31 01:52:52 PM

Precision Boobery: You say it's half full
While you looked, I stole your car
Dipshiat optimist

engineer says now
your glass is two times the size
than it needs to be