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(Some Japanese Poet)   Haiku festival / Occurs as we Fark. Show love / In five-seven-five   (web.plattsburgh.edu) divider line 558
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2008-07-31 11:42:04 AM  
Someone once told me
That I'm gifted in Haiku
But I'm not so sure
 
2008-07-31 12:21:33 PM  
I don't like Haikus
But this thread needs something more:
Enable voting
 
2008-07-31 12:29:59 PM  
Cilantro you are
Horrible beyond belief
My mouth tastes of ass
 
2008-07-31 12:40:00 PM  
This thread is golden
There will be much comedy
I wait eagerly
 
2008-07-31 12:48:40 PM  
Curse you Submitter!
My afternoon will lose all
Productivity.
 
2008-07-31 12:49:49 PM  
Haikus can be fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

/Not mine
//old
 
2008-07-31 12:50:06 PM  
Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
 
2008-07-31 12:50:07 PM  
Farkers much rejoice
For haiku format is fun
On a slow news day.
 
2008-07-31 12:50:19 PM  
Time out: four-oh-four.
"Beer spilled upon the server.
The system is down."
 
2008-07-31 12:50:58 PM  
Who let the dogs out?
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Ouch, surprise cockpunch.
 
2008-07-31 12:51:08 PM  
there once was a man
from Nantucket. whose ____ was
so long he could suck

ha ha, damn! one syllable short!
 
2008-07-31 12:51:21 PM  
I wrote this poem
Exclusively for this thread
But it makes no sense
 
2008-07-31 12:51:26 PM  
Beer and mammaries
Squirrel testicles abound
Fark, I pledge my love
 
2008-07-31 12:51:26 PM  
Farking off at work
Leering at coworker's ass
Summertime in Hell.
 
2008-07-31 12:51:36 PM  
Haikus are so dumb
I really farking hate them
Subby fails big time
 
2008-07-31 12:51:45 PM  
I Said: Haikus can be fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


ThatGuyGreg: Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


Seventeen seconds:
an eternity when you
aren't original.
 
2008-07-31 12:51:49 PM  
Drew spilled beer again?
I hope this post goes through please.
Nope, you'll get over it.
 
2008-07-31 12:52:01 PM  
I know you all think
That I only like "black" threads
But thats not the case
 
2008-07-31 12:52:02 PM  
I Said: /Not mine
//old


God damn you, I Said!
*shakes my tiny little fist*
/less than 1 second
 
2008-07-31 12:52:04 PM  
I don't fark a lot
Therefore, subby, minus 1
Oh, that type of fark
 
2008-07-31 12:52:12 PM  
Haikus are easy
Just remember to stop at
The seventeenth syl
 
2008-07-31 12:52:14 PM  
Five syllables here.
Seven syllables right here.
Five more syllables.
 
2008-07-31 12:52:20 PM  
Show me your titties
Ha ha ha Charlie Murphy
The milk has gone bad
 
2008-07-31 12:52:43 PM  
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave



//I am Jack's laziness to provide an original haiku
 
2008-07-31 12:52:48 PM  
Haiku inventor
Obsessive/compulsive man
Thinks we are stupid.
 
2008-07-31 12:53:14 PM  
Work bores me today
So I Fark to kill some time
Boss on vacation
 
2008-07-31 12:53:16 PM  
Love came, unbidden,
On my doorstep, late one night.
Flaming bag of poo.
 
2008-07-31 12:53:24 PM  
love time wastes on fark
but this thread is ridiculous
Back to Oracle.
 
2008-07-31 12:53:38 PM  
Theaetetus: Seventeen seconds:
an eternity when you
aren't original.


Especially if
it turns out that I can't count
/great big epic fale
 
2008-07-31 12:53:39 PM  
Some seek perfection
Others bend the rules to cre-
ate what they want, yo
 
2008-07-31 12:53:43 PM  
Also, I will pester everyone again with some that I wrote for Fark TV:

Fark TV, I see
Stick hand in fire ant hill now
Takes away the FAIL

Super Deluxe is
The Auschwitz of web humor
No Godwin too strong

My face has melted
Is Ark of the Covenant?
No, is Fark TV

A sack of buttholes
Is not very tasty, true
Still, superior

Why, Drew? I exclaim
You punish my very soul
With atrocities

An "Atrocious" tag,
Forged by Hephaestus himself
Is insufficient
 
2008-07-31 12:54:03 PM  
Compulsive Liar 1986: ha ha, damn! one syllable short!

That's what she said
 
2008-07-31 12:54:10 PM  
Another hot day
And I also feel as though
I'm in my eighties.
 
2008-07-31 12:54:27 PM  
A tired bird sits alone
The days worm warm in belly
Let's all go get drunk
 
2008-07-31 12:54:29 PM  
Farkin-A right, yo!
Rock the witty haikus, y'all!
Exclamation points!
 
2008-07-31 12:54:29 PM  
Oh Miss Zarkin Frood
How I Miss You Here On Fark
Come Back Zarkin Frood
 
2008-07-31 12:54:31 PM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: I know you all think
That I only like "black" threads
But thats not the case


Well played, Dro!
 
2008-07-31 12:54:39 PM  
wasting my time here
much better than working hard
whargarblgarbl
 
2008-07-31 12:54:49 PM  
ThatGuyGreg: Especially if
it turns out that I can't count
/great big epic fale


"Great Big"? Redundant.
You'll never get anywhere
repeating words, putz.
 
2008-07-31 12:54:57 PM  
In mother's basement,
T-Fark unaffordable,
Your life sucks bigtime
 
2008-07-31 12:55:05 PM  
DROxINxTHExWIND

I know you all think
That I only like "black" threads
But thats not the case



This is very true,
I have seen DRO on others,
He's all about ass.
 
2008-07-31 12:55:21 PM  
I'm too pedantic.
Phrases of odd syllables
are not real haiku.
 
2008-07-31 12:55:23 PM  
Floating Asteroid
Need to buy some school supplies,
You're soaking in it
 
2008-07-31 12:55:27 PM  
Laser pointer plays
With cats across floor, up wall,
Ceiling... Ack! I'm blind!
 
2008-07-31 12:55:31 PM  
This thread could be good
Why voting not enabled
I don't understand
 
2008-07-31 12:55:45 PM  
Farkers hotlinking
Stop pointing it out to us
We farking get it
 
2008-07-31 12:55:55 PM  
Must not fap today
Temp files are full of porno
Ran out of Kleenex
 
2008-07-31 12:55:59 PM  
Little squirrel, big nuts
Fat man in mustard mayhem
Golden State Huffer
 
2008-07-31 12:56:23 PM  
Chipotle B'rrito
How tasty you are to me
no Jalapenos please
 
2008-07-31 12:56:35 PM  
medius: Another hot day
And I also feel as though
I'm in my eighties.


I really like this
Your sentiment carries well
Let's all go get drunk
 
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