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(Some Voyuer)   Hot Asian teacher's aide admits to sex with 16-year-old girl after cops find naked pictures of teen on her cell phone. Is there any part of that headline we don't like?   (dumbassdaily.com ) divider line
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2008-07-30 07:47:37 AM  
Just because she's female and Asian, doesn't mean she's hot.
 
2008-07-30 07:52:49 AM  
oral copulation

That's hot.
 
2008-07-30 07:52:53 AM  
Extreme closeup blurry pic doesn't make her seem hot.
 
2008-07-30 07:59:22 AM  

monsieurstabby: Just because she's female and Asian, doesn't mean she's hot.


This. GIS "Sandra Oh" for proof.
 
2008-07-30 08:14:24 AM  
i33.tinypic.com

She's not not hot
 
2008-07-30 08:20:28 AM  

monsieurstabby: Just because she's female and Asian, doesn't mean she's hot.


If she ain't, she'll do till hot gets here.
 
2008-07-30 08:22:52 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure if she was on video 69ing some chick, you guys would watch someying else.
 
2008-07-30 08:25:50 AM  

Nestea Plunge: Yeah, I'm sure if she was on video 69ing some chick, you guys would watch someying else.


I'd have to see her knees first to make that determination.
 
2008-07-30 08:35:29 AM  
Maybe I'm the only one who likes to stick up for the English language, but isn't "Oral Copulation" internally contradictory? Copulation, in reference to sexuality is very definitively the act of intercourse. Penis in Vagina = copulation. Tongue in Vagina != copulation, no matter what. So if we aren't going to give this lady a webcam and a high five, shouldn't she at least be charged with having committed an act that is logically possible.

Maybe oral copulation would be possible, if she had a penis in her mouth.

/maybe I am baiting you
 
2008-07-30 08:38:59 AM  

RobsterCraw: Maybe I'm the only one who likes to stick up for the English language, but isn't "Oral Copulation" internally contradictory? Copulation, in reference to sexuality is very definitively the act of intercourse. Penis in Vagina = copulation. Tongue in Vagina != copulation, no matter what. So if we aren't going to give this lady a webcam and a high five, shouldn't she at least be charged with having committed an act that is logically possible.

Maybe oral copulation would be possible, if she had a penis in her mouth.

/maybe I am baiting you


Are you a master?

/low hanging fruit.
 
2008-07-30 08:52:06 AM  
Copulation is defined by webster as "1. The act of coupling or joining; union; conjunction", so oral copulation could also refer to kissing, no?
 
2008-07-30 08:59:10 AM  

RobsterCraw: shouldn't she at least be charged with having committed an act that is logically possible


I think they just don't want to put "coont lapping" on the official document.
 
2008-07-30 09:03:25 AM  

mofroe: I think they just don't want to put "coont lapping" on the official document.


And that's exactly what's wrong with the judicial system.
 
2008-07-30 09:09:49 AM  
Yeah, I think even "cunnilingus" is probably too racy for a newspaper police blotter and official court documents.
 
2008-07-30 09:14:42 AM  
FTFA: "Gawliu pleaded no contest to one count of oral copulation with a minor in return for no more than a year in jail. On the plus side, she will not have to register as a sex offender"

Quick! Someone find out what school this was so that I know where to hang out in approx 1 year after she gets out! There are too many name Camino High Schools in California. I will 100% make sure she doesn't have to take a bus or cab after coming outta the slammer.

Oh, and she IS a hot asian...but not all asians are hot; Margaret Cho, for example.
 
2008-07-30 09:17:31 AM  

mofroe: I think they just don't want to put "coont lapping" on the official document.


Haha.
 
2008-07-30 09:19:21 AM  

Secret Agent X23: And that's exactly what's wrong with the judicial system.


Its silly that they are so ashamed to use words that would actually be descriptive enough and direct enough to actually come up with a legal definition. Its silly to go to such extents to use euphemisms. Why use words that are more vague and inaccurate in describing something that is "dirty", it won't change the nature of what you're talking about.

/See George Carlin's bit on PTSD.
//Always curious about what the teenage side of these stories looks like/acts like. The protection of their privacy is hindering the satisfaction of my curiosity. Me thinks they would probably be pretty messed up kids.
 
2008-07-30 09:23:05 AM  
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Sgt, Jack Wilcox: Now, I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are - I know they're small, maybe 1 or 2 feet high! I know they sound funny when they talk, I know the womenfolk have sideways vaginas! But underneath their scales, they're just like you and me.
 
2008-07-30 09:24:20 AM  

RobsterCraw: Maybe oral copulation would be possible, if she had a penis in her mouth.


I'd be happy to help her out with that.
 
2008-07-30 09:25:23 AM  

mofroe: RobsterCraw: shouldn't she at least be charged with having committed an act that is logically possible

I think they just don't want to put "coont lapping" on the official document.


They don't want the judges fapping to court documents in the back room.
 
2008-07-30 10:41:49 AM  
Less than a year in jail and not being registered as a sex offender?

I fully expect that the next male teacher that gets a BJ from a 16yo would be given the same punishment.
 
2008-07-30 10:44:01 AM  
Headline had me at "Hot Asian"....now I'm wallowing in disappointment.
 
2008-07-30 10:58:56 AM  
Giggity giggity giggity!

AWWWRIGHT!
 
2008-07-30 11:06:21 AM  
admits
 
2008-07-30 11:06:32 AM  
subby: Is there any part of that headline we don't like?

Yes, "Cops finding"
 
2008-07-30 11:06:57 AM  
I never had a thing for Asian chicks....same with red heads...I don't see what the dang deal is with them.

I'll take me a normal white girl thank you.
 
2008-07-30 11:07:18 AM  
I would orally copulate it.
 
2008-07-30 11:07:57 AM  

monsieurstabby: Just because she's female and Asian, doesn't mean she's hot.


Thread over in the boobies.


/+1 for that
 
2008-07-30 11:08:35 AM  

bulldg4life: Less than a year in jail and not being registered as a sex offender?
I fully expect that the next male teacher that gets a BJ from a 16yo would be given the same punishment.


No, no, no around here we shoot those pedo bastards.
 
2008-07-30 11:09:15 AM  
wow.. how on earth did she get less than a year and no sex offender status?! Men get worse than that just for looking at a teenager on the web... how can you weasel out of that when you actually have sex with a kid
 
2008-07-30 11:09:41 AM  
I HATE WHEN THEY GROUP 'BROWN' ASIANS WITH ASIANS

ASIANS ARE YELLOW, NOT BROWN
 
2008-07-30 11:09:45 AM  
I would dress up like General Tso and hit that with my Mao Ze-dong.
 
2008-07-30 11:09:47 AM  
Is there any part of that headline we don't like?


I am not included anywhere in it.
 
2008-07-30 11:09:59 AM  
Hot

/she is not post-op is she/he??
 
2008-07-30 11:10:12 AM  
Oh yay, one of these threads!


/always fun to read
//mofroe made a funny
 
2008-07-30 11:10:20 AM  
bulldg4life Less than a year in jail and not being registered as a sex offender?

I fully expect that the next male teacher that gets a BJ from a 16yo would be given the same punishment.


Normally I would agree with you, but female sex offenders are harmless. Males are ugly and have external genitalia, so they should go to jail for eternity and be on the offender list.

Just kidding. I came in to say "THIS!" to your post.

/double standards FTW!
 
2008-07-30 11:10:24 AM  
Streaming sex video with no commercial interruptions or it didn't happen.
 
HBK
2008-07-30 11:10:35 AM  
So she was an aide to an Asian teacher? Why does that matter?
 
2008-07-30 11:10:39 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-07-30 11:11:02 AM  

bulldg4life: Less than a year in jail and not being registered as a sex offender?

I fully expect that the next male teacher that gets a BJ from a 16yo would be given the same punishment.


Sure thing.

And the next black guy convicted of selling crack will get the same punishment as a white guy convicted of selling meth.
 
2008-07-30 11:11:17 AM  
ASIAN CHICKS HAVE NO ASS

/end rant
 
2008-07-30 11:11:18 AM  

Drakin020: I never had a thing for Asian chicks....same with red heads...I don't see what the dang deal is with them.

I'll take me a normal white girl thank you.


Don't knock it until you've tried it. Variety is the spice of life and all that.
 
2008-07-30 11:11:39 AM  

Tiberius Erectus: I'll be in my bunk.


Me too...

/My bunk, not yours....perv.
 
2008-07-30 11:11:49 AM  
Was that wrong? Should she not have done that? Because to be honest, I gotta plead ignorance here.
 
2008-07-30 11:12:04 AM  
www.crazyfunnypictures.com
 
2008-07-30 11:12:11 AM  
Hugh_Janus

I HATE WHEN THEY GROUP 'BROWN' ASIANS WITH ASIANS

ASIANS ARE YELLOW, NOT BROWN



Uh, no. Take it from an ex-sailor. Asian women come in many different shades. In the PI, we called them LBFMs, or "Little BROWN....."
 
2008-07-30 11:12:43 AM  
looks as if she fell out the ugly tree and hit every mother farking limb on the way down.
 
2008-07-30 11:13:01 AM  

lenabena: wow.. how on earth did she get less than a year and no sex offender status?! Men get worse than that just for looking at a teenager on the web... how can you weasel out of that when you actually have sex with a kid


Dear Penthouse Letters...
 
2008-07-30 11:13:32 AM  
Being a rice picker myself, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-07-30 11:13:32 AM  
I found the part about the cell phone to be uninteresting. OK otherwise.
 
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